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Sijo01: My convocation is dis week n he is insisting on going wit me. I hv oda plans n his presence might spoil things 4me.

Dnt wanna go into much details but feel free 2ask any questn. Jst nid ideals on hw to mk him bck off.

Tnx.

back? I love back!!

ijebabe: Ini definitely looks good rocking her new bod. I can only hope she knows when to stop. #Just look at Lindsay Lohan#

another ugly mucaso. DOnt they have light skin females in Nigeria?

Anyways, back to the serious thread. So how can you say you love a chick..without feelin like a mugu. please advise!!!

ijebabe: Gosh, i'm tempted to say something!

Ijebe. ermmm sweeery. If yoy have no advise to give a brother in need, please go and cook rice.. or sumtin!!

joeydozzy: how does this translate to the thread topic?

huh? i dont gerrrit. do u need translator? Anyways, back to the topic!

ijebabe: Cork stop derailing this guys thread! You don't want me yet you want to pay my bride price, please stick to one story!

errmm sweeery Ijebebebebebe. the most I can offer you is just 2 goat!!

Ijebe. sweeery I dont mind payin up to £3 for your dowry. Its a compliment actually!

anyways back to the serious topic. They keep askin me for dowry. She said her dad needs to buy a new Generator. What has that gots to do with me?

whitesoul212: Another dumb thread...Mr cor.k is high

huh? bro. should I repeat the question slowly? so u can catch up? (no oofeinsese)

ijebabe: Oya, chop knuckle jor!

Ijebe<<<<<<<< Bush gyal!

aNyways, baccck to the topic. Shuzana wants me so bad but I just aint feelin her. All she talks about is marraige. .she iz my ex. pls advise

cindyrella: Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew

this is how u advise somebody? WOMEN!!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]So? Abeg go find somewhere siddon jorh[/quote]Mindy. ther iz need for attitude!!!

OK. I think am in Love: it will ruin my reputation. Big boys (Ballers) do not fallin Love & i Cannot imagine myself say: baby, I love you!!. Please advise.

bennyraz: Yes, Yvonne nelson.
Reasons- i like her attitude

they look like men (no oofensese)

cindyrella: ^^ abeg no vex na devil work!!
Na me tell am say I no want malt.

Cilinder, can u please spek proper english grammmer? This is not a market place!

as lonng as she aint nigerian, you are safe!!

joeydozzy: okay. what I'm just trying to say is if you won't like to see her face first before nyash or is it the only thing girls got nowadays and enough of that emoticon.

PS: love girls

Say what?? so u look at face before Nyansh? in 2012?? are you white?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Help! He is trying to send me to Yaba Left!

What should I do? [/quote]is he sending you packing?

nice. is that a ashi?

joeydozzy: god help us

errrm Joshua. bro its ok if u dont like women. but what has Gods gots to do with if she light skin & gots nyansh? i dont gerrrit

bayooooooo: What do you do
when you love your love
with a passion of a sort of confusion
yes, say with a passion of a sort of confusion
but fail to give attention
even in a matter pleading compassion?

In life, controversies abound
paradox meets irony
and reality is buried
say paradox meets irony
and reality is buried
in matters where emotions conceal reasoning
and infantuation feigns love

may be it is my story
or is it a fiction turning reality?
Yes! I love my love
paradoxically, her philosophy of life
is living to hate me
the thick wall between love and hatred has fallen
say the thick wall between love and hatred has fallen
once sweet honey is now bitter kola

Ironically, we have eaten each other
Oh! the early days of passion
or you say infantuation or confusion?
legs cross legs, lips touch lips
and the solid rock?
it enters countless times

But why?
why can't you remember your words?
press harder, one more time please
just there, harder, harder baby?
what about beads of sweat that embellished
my strained neck?

But gone are the days
you vow, it will never happen again!
Even though I talk with mouth of gods
write with pen of sages
say even though I talk with mouth of gods
write with pen of sages
you remain strong like phraoh of old

Reality consumes infatuation
love is assasinated by stubborness
the tree of life is cut off the face of life
love turns hatred
say love turns hatred
the song of love turns dirge of hatred

What a pity!
A promising relationship is dead
yes, we meet to part and part to meet
say, we meet to part and part to meet
believe me, it's hard
but we've got to say goodbye
if not bye bye.

so whats the question of the story? I dont gerrrrit

joeydozzy: nah. just like seeing thru and thru

errmm bro, I aint askin u for Comprehension. Am askin if she gots nyansh or not and if she light skin?