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Sports › Re: Ikechukwu Ezenwa Celebrates His 31st Birthday Today by MrCuteking(m): 12:22pm On Oct 16, 2019

Nollyzonenews:
Happy 31st Birthday To Super Eagles Goalkeeper, Ikechukwu Ezenwa

Nigerian Super Eagles goalkeeper, Ikechukwu Vincent Ezenwa is 31 Today.

~~The shot-stopper~~ was born on the 16th of October 1988 in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

Ikechukwu, who currently plays for Katsina Utd FC made his way to the Nigerian U-23 in the 2008 Summer Olympics, where he featured in the qualifier games.

He finally got the opportunity to join the
Nigeria Super Eagles in 2015 under the then Coach Sunday Oliseh.

However, after the injury of Nigeria's first choice goalkeeper Carl Ikeme, Ikechukwu was called up to be part of the Super Eagles squad in the World cup and Nations cup qualifications by present coach Gernot Rohr and he was handed the number 1 jersey and thus became the first choice goalkeeper of the Super Eagle.

Source: https://ngg.ng/2019/10/16/happy-31st-birthday-to-super-eagles-goalkeeper-ikechukwu-ezenwa/

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Travel › Re: Lagos Uberboat: How To Book A Trip by MrCuteking(m): 12:20pm On Oct 16, 2019*

Nice one Uber. 24hours notice? Hope we can cancel the trip if we don't feel like traveling

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Fashion › Re: #NoPantDay Is Trending On Twitter. Nigerians React by MrCuteking(m): 1:54pm On Oct 14, 2019

Truly we have some well dressed, stached and cool mad people in this world. You can never get them arrested as they tend to influence the gulible ones.

My opinion. If you yab me you are probably one of them. grin

Business › Re: Tutorial On How To Make At Least 5k Daily by MrCuteking(m): 4:12pm On Oct 11, 2019

Love to add this to my bank.

Romance › Re: 'you Look Familiar'-guys Please Stop Using This Line. by MrCuteking(m): 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2019

After reading what the op typed I just concluded that she is below 23. When you get to 26 and above you would love that line. And your reply will be like
"Yes I do"
kiss

Family › Re: I Still Masturbate Even After I Got Married by MrCuteking(m): 10:00pm On Oct 09, 2019*

My advice for you is exactly what worked for me.

You will cancel the old addiction with a new addiction.

The new addiction is the inability to masturbate.
Using this quote
"I can't masturbate" as a new lifestyle
And if the thought comes, remind it that you've heard but not today, instead let it be next year.

Another thing is to remember that sex and masturbation are overrated. We were so engrossed with it because then we were kids. Apostle Paul said

"When I was a child, I thought like a child but now that I am old I put away with my childish behaviour"

Not clearly quoted but if you view it from my angle, those who masturbate are in the class of those who think like kids but now that you have grown up to be wise that you need to stop, you have to start putting away the childish behaviour including every other things you did that can spring up the thought.

Never listen to the useless sound that says
"Do it this last time"
Let it suffer as well as it can't be compared to the pain it has caused you for years.

That private part has suffered you enough, now is the time for you to make it suffer too. When that deceptive sweet sensation comes, let it suffer, soon it will go. Do this from time to time before you know it you would be relieved and free from it.

Don't forget,
DON'T FIGHT IT,
JUST BE ADDICTED TO A NEW LIFE WITHOUT MASTURBATION

Remember you once learnt it, you can as well unlearn it with this new lifestyle.
I wish you well as you digest my comment.

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Sports › Re: Tammy Abraham Says England Not Nigeria Has Always Been His Dream Team by MrCuteking(m): 10:34am On Oct 09, 2019

Put yourelf in his shoes first before you blame him.

Recall...

To play for Nigeria you must pay corruption fee.
If you get injured you'll be the one to bare the cost of your treatment.

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Crime › Re: Civilian And Traffic Warden Fight In Ajegunle (Photos) by MrCuteking(m): 10:31am On Oct 09, 2019

PassingShot:
Is Buhari also responsible for your inability to have capacity for sensible comments?

Mumu spotted. Mention me again to affirm this.. grin

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Crime › Re: Civilian And Traffic Warden Fight In Ajegunle (Photos) by MrCuteking(m): 10:26am On Oct 09, 2019

How I wish they can channel this fight to Buhari.
Total waste of sperm.

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Romance › Re: Girls Nowadays Are Something Else, by MrCuteking(m): 5:40pm On Oct 08, 2019*

chidiezeh:
Girls nowadays are something else,

I'm still in shock of the reply she gave me.

and you know one thing?

Na one innocent virgin guy go marry this smashed hoe. She will still be forming like she's never loved anyone than the innocent fool

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Romance › Re: Man Dies During S*x Competition After Finishing The Seventh Round by MrCuteking(m): 5:36pm On Oct 08, 2019

Nice competition. Hope no life was lost? undecided

Romance › Re: Finally I Broke Up With Her After Mercy Won Bbnaija 2019 by MrCuteking(m): 3:45pm On Oct 07, 2019

Offpoint:
He brought his personal life here and thinks offpoint gives a flying fück.

In case you don't know, over 250 divorce has been filled today.
More than 250 break ups has been recorded today.

And the honest truth is... I don't just give a fûck. I've got my own personal problem.

For a every break up and divorce there's always a reason and yours is nothing new.

Lastly, before 24hrs if she's willing to start a new relationship.... there are 100 guys ready DM her INCLUDING YOUR FRIENDS.

Stop acting like you invented breakup...
"Stop to feel like king ontop nothing"

I wonder why some Nigerian guys thinks displaying their stupidity on the internet is one characteristics of an Alpha Male.

Please do us a favor of showing us HER REPLIES... I guess you're damn scared of it.
Who knows she may be the one that dump your azz.

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Since yesterday he's yet to show her replies...
Clearly the girl dumped his aZz and blocked him... he came whining on NL as Alpha Male.

I read one of his comment about her being on his blacklist, how can you block someone and send message then screenshot the undelivered and unreply message here to form Alpha Male.

Her replies begging you would have been more convincing.....

It's unfortunate some dumbass are already praising him...

You think its that easy for a lady to jump into new relationship just like that? Lol. Them go pkansh her tire before she see the right person again.

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Crime › Re: Lightning Kills Germany Returnee In Ebonyi Hotel Room by MrCuteking(m): 10:53am On Oct 07, 2019

Nollywood blogger

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Fashion › Re: Lord's Chosen Members Wed Without Makeup In Lagos (Photos) by MrCuteking(m): 11:45pm On Oct 06, 2019

I love this.

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019 Grand Finale And Winner Announcement (Live Updates) by MrCuteking(m): 7:35pm On Oct 06, 2019

OBAUX01:
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Bros is ~~Frodd~~ Fraud win, how much he go give you?
Why all this people just dey daft like this?
Ah!!!

Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Reads The Bible In Cleavage-Baring Dress, Talks About 'Born Again' by MrCuteking(m): 7:29pm On Oct 06, 2019

This is to proof to you that even the devil knows the bible
Na this type they sit near Satan for hell

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by MrCuteking(m): 7:25pm On Oct 06, 2019

Jokerman:
Correct score

Barca 4 Seville 1

Proof: check out Chelsea and Barca scores this season in every match, they've always been the same

Family › Re: My Only Brother Has Been Afflicted With Mental Illness Because Of Land by MrCuteking(m): 5:11pm On Oct 06, 2019

dangoteinlaw:
lol more Bible babbles, pls do me a favor. Go suck a dickkk

I was once like you.

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Family › Re: My Only Brother Has Been Afflicted With Mental Illness Because Of Land by MrCuteking(m): 4:56pm On Oct 06, 2019

dangoteinlaw:
but I thought God was everywhere, even in a toilet, why does he have to take his brother to a specific church tag name before he will be healed? Religion is worse than illiteracy, xtians are the most confused beings on the planet

Don't judge that way. The biblle stated it that we are gifted with different things. And mores so, purity matters. God hates sin. A times the prayer of one who is very close to God matters a lot.

Family › Re: My Only Brother Has Been Afflicted With Mental Illness Because Of Land by MrCuteking(m): 4:53pm On Oct 06, 2019

munarule:
I am a kind of person that don't believe in voodoo or jazz but with what is happening in my family now, jazz dey o. my only sibling (we were 3 in family though but our last born of 15yrs died last year) that was doing well in minna suddenly returned to village in Enugu and don't want to go back again.

My mum and some kindred took him to federal neuropsychiatric hospital Enugu where he spent one week and ran back to village. Though I spent over 60,000 during the period he was admitted there. We were thinking he will get better but he wasn't. A lot told us it is something spiritual. my parent visited some prayer house and they told them my brother is afflicted because they want to inherit my father's lands.

They went to a church today at Enugu and the pastor told them to bring 100,000 before he can do anything. is salvation not free again? my daddy has no amount of money and he already called me to send it which I won't send because that pastor sound so dubious. Giving him the money is not even the problem but what if he just collect the money and nothing changes?

If you know anywhere I can take my brother to in Enugu or Enugu axis please do let me know. He's my only sibling and I love him so much

I was having a little bit of doubt until something miraculous happened to my cousin brother. He was healed today by Prophet T.B Joshua. Oh ! I didn't know when water dropped out of my eyes. I was astonished with what God used him to do. My cousin could not walk. Not after he was delivered today. Still in tears. Do all it takes to take your bro to that place. It's in Ikotun. Everyone knows sinagogue in Lagos.

Travel › Re: Lekki Garden, Lagos Flooded After Heavy Rain (Photos, Video) by MrCuteking(m): 7:24pm On Oct 05, 2019*

That's not Lekki Garden. I stay in this area. I know that place. That's the back of Lekki Garden. Lekki Garden is not flooded at all.

See Lekki-Garden below and compare that trash up there

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Sports › Re: Tammy Abraham And Fikayo Tomori Called Up By England by MrCuteking(m): 12:18pm On Oct 04, 2019

16yearsold:
Sir please think wisely.

Think before you comment

No insult kid. I won't mention you next time. If you are rude with your elderly ones at home it will be nice to avoid it on social media because you don't know who is on the other end of the phone, neither do you know if he's dangerous.

Sports › Re: Tammy Abraham And Fikayo Tomori Called Up By England by MrCuteking(m): 6:24am On Oct 04, 2019

tbabs10166:
If they are wise enough someone should advise them to play for Nigeria intead. England will only use them and dump them once they lose their current form.

They are wise enough that's why playing for England is better. I can't imagine paying money to represent my own country. Pinic and is cohort are terrible.
Even though there is sense in what you said about him not having consistent call up it is better to represent another country when your country wants bribe before you can represent them. huh

Celebrities › Re: Rachel Bakam Marks Independence With A Date At Refuse Dump by MrCuteking(m): 9:19am On Oct 02, 2019

Gracealone:
This one na dump site?

She should come to Olusosun dump site at Ojota.
She go vomit wetin she never chop!

Hello please she was only trying to pass a message.
In summary, it was all about explaining things with pictures and not perseverance with the worst dump site competition.

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Sports › Re: Tammy Abraham Ready To Accept England To End Debate Over International Future by MrCuteking(m): 4:47pm On Oct 01, 2019

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England has Harry Kane, Vardy and and Wilson.

In Nigeria, you will pay money to be number 9 that's why till today Ighalo will use bribery to kill Rohr and boss Pinic.
You can't make both England and Nigerian squad.

Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Nigeria: Kanu Nwankwo Advises Super Eagles Over International Friendly by MrCuteking(m): 4:46pm On Oct 01, 2019

Papilo my man.I know say one day you go make us proud. grin

Sports › Re: Beauty Uguoere Siasia: They Keep Kidnapping Me - Siasia’s Mother Cries by MrCuteking(m): 7:29am On Sep 30, 2019

Nothing do this world o. Na people weh occupy am spoil this world.

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Romance › Re: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by MrCuteking(m): 4:28pm On Sep 29, 2019

I paid N250k yearly for 3 bedroom flat at my former house in Igando. Good water, average road but very close to the express, average power supply.

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Celebrities › Re: Destiny Etiko Happy Over Tacha's Disqualification, Mocks Her (Photos) by MrCuteking(m): 7:56am On Sep 29, 2019

When I saw people discussing bbn I just shook my head wondering why some Nigerians are soooo gullible.

Bbn gathered few guys in an apartment so we can watch them live on TV. How is their lives our business? What will it put on our table? If Tacha or Maga got evicted, how will that add value to our lives?

I hate when someone feels like he or she is smart or knowledgeable by marely talking about bbn.

They are making millions of naira by fooling everyone watching the gibberish program.

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Loves To Urinate On Me by MrCuteking(m): 2:33pm On Sep 28, 2019

Renderhelp:
@Renderhelp,

Since I started being intimate with my boyfriend he loves to pee on my body after or before sex, one time he even asked if I could drink his urine but I refused.

I love him very much but I find this thing disgusting and humiliating. He said he would end the relationship if I refuse him.

I don't want him to leave me, how can I enjoy his urine?

Please what's your name? Because I don't want to ever meet a girl like you. You done suck dick tire. I can't imagine kissing a girl that suck dicks and drinks cum in the name of love.

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by MrCuteking(m): 12:24pm On Sep 28, 2019

Both Man City and Liverpool will play under 2.5 goals today

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