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SportsRe: Man Utd Have Become Toxic Under Woodward - Even Guardiola Would Struggle by MrCuteking(m): 9:24am On Sep 27, 2019
Na wa o. See how people dey explain things about club as if na their family property?

If the club perform well tomorrow, will it put food on your table?

grin
BusinessRe: I Need An Urgent Loan (my Laptop As Collateral) by MrCuteking(m): 1:15pm On Sep 26, 2019
DeadFool:
I don't have my original university certificate with me at the moment... but I can drop my original national id card and my laptop (with receipt) with you instantly... I would also drop my facebook handle, so that in case I don't pay back, you can go there to disgrace me, for my family and the whole world to see... I could also drop my house address, so you can verify it in person, my church address also, so you can report me to my pastor if I default on the loan... I honestly need this loan and I don't know how well to convince you that I'm genuine and that i"ll pay back
You stay in Lagos? I would rather prefer to buy your laptop. How much is it? Please don't chat me privately if you are not serious..
RomanceRe: You Must Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With In Jesus Name. by MrCuteking(m): 1:05pm On Sep 26, 2019
Lonelypacifist6:
Never!!! I can't happen, marry a psycho biatch I'd rather be caught dead.
grin grin cheesy grin

I swear you be yeye guy. I done laugh tire. So you slept with the above?
RomanceRe: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by MrCuteking(m): 12:55pm On Sep 26, 2019
Easykel21:
I WONDER WHAT THEY WANT TO TELL GOD
They were trying to beg God to reduce the thunder that will fire them. grin
RomanceRe: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by MrCuteking(m):
StarOnEarth:
Well I was not the one in relationship but she seem like a freak to me.

I visited a friends place after a long while and we were gisting about a lot of things, so I asked about his girlfriend (all this Muslim girls that cover head to toe, you can barely see a skin), the dude said he is tired oo, that she has been at his place for 3month now and they have been having sex almost everyday, and she also carried out an abortion in the process, he doesn't know how to tell her to leave, I was shocked cos the girl was does kind of girl I thought had never seen dick before.

Not too long she came in, we were excited to see each other and I offered her a handshake, that's how this girl decline the handshake and she said her religion doesn't allow it. I just sat down jejely and smiled to my nigga. grin
Some women dey live dual lives. It depends on how you relate with them.

If you play churchy, they will do likewise.
If you play worldly they will do likwise.

I still think women have separate meeting somewhere we guys are yet to discover because I see no reason why all of them act the same way.

RomanceRe: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by MrCuteking(m):
All the spoilt shidren full this thread. grin grin

The ones reading self get worst experience.

Just passing by sha.


Meanwhile check my sigi and pics if you want watch that rain water will not spoil.
Price is 4k pkere

SportsRe: Mino Raiola Set To ‘demand £600k-a-week Deal For Paul Pogba In Bid To Force Man by MrCuteking(m): 12:30pm On Sep 26, 2019
Pogba is an exceptional player. The only problem is that he is not happy with is current club
When you are not happy, you can't perform well. DeBruyne was not this good when he was with Chelsea.
BusinessRe: Seun: What Is Going On? by MrCuteking(m): 10:46pm On Sep 23, 2019
Its more like a skeleton
PoliticsRe: Buhari Speaks At The United Nations, Vows To Reverse Climate Change In Nigeria by MrCuteking(m): 8:43pm On Sep 23, 2019
H
PhonesRe: FG To Investigate Truecaller For Breaching Privacy Rights Of Nigerians by MrCuteking(m): 6:49pm On Sep 23, 2019
FG leave all this things.

fix our light. angry
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Nabs 5 Key Terrorists Logistics Suppliers And Fighters by MrCuteking(m): 4:10pm On Sep 23, 2019
Atleast this is a welcome development.

Can this actually improve the country?

Meanwhile. No more smelly feet. See number below.

PoliticsRe: Service Chiefs Appear Before NASS by MrCuteking(m): 3:05pm On Sep 23, 2019
He said he wants to report the matter to Buhari.
Wait o. Forget about security, give us light, make good road. So a president can actually spend 8years without creating means for Nigerians to have light for 24hrs. I spit on the government for they have nothing meaningful to teach us.

Well, people of Nairaland please bless my hustle. I sell this water resistance watch for 4k. I deliver to you anywhere in Nigeria. Please patronize me before I kill my self. grin

See my contact below.

PoliticsRe: Mallam El-rufai's Son Enrolled In Local Kaduna School by MrCuteking(m): 10:55am On Sep 23, 2019
KOKSNATION:
The Governor of Kaduna State Mallam Nasiru El-Rufai has enroled his son, Abubakar Al-Siddique El-Rufai as a Primary One pupil of Kaduna Capital School.

He promised to start the call for CHANGE by allowing his son school in one of the schools in the country.

Yay Or Nay? �
God bless you for this. But all na wash. Do it and don't tell people about it. That's humility.
PropertiesRe: NEBCO Builders. We Build For You In Other To Get More Clients. by MrCuteking(op): 8:35am On Sep 23, 2019
Still building. Its affordable.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by MrCuteking(m): 4:00pm On Sep 21, 2019
myBETmostCAST:
I will be a 500k richer after 3pm game... 3 games remaining in the ticket. One from England, one from Spain and 1 from Italy.... Don't forget to quote for a share of 500 each.... First 20 people

CareerRe: Why Masturbation Can Destroy Your Career by MrCuteking(m): 6:54pm On Sep 18, 2019
After reading from the 1st to last page I will suggest that if you masturbate and enjoy doing so, keep it up, but if you don't enjoy it and hate the side effect, look for a way out. Go to romance section where they do "masturbation quite challenge" it will help you stop one way or the other.
PoliticsRe: Xenophobia: S’African Envoy Meets Buhari, Apologizes To Nigeria (Photos) by MrCuteking(m): 5:14pm On Sep 16, 2019
After shaking hands with the SA president Buhari will still not know if he is the president of SA
SportsRe: Kenneth Omeruo Vs Fikayo Tomori by MrCuteking(m): 5:13pm On Sep 16, 2019
I think Omeruo doesn't lack that cause I watched him play for Leganes. He has won man of the match in different occasions
TravelRe: Dr. Patience Tsavnande Dies In Accident In Benue [photo] by MrCuteking(m): 12:23pm On Sep 16, 2019
Starz825:
Rip
Nothing dey this life abeg....
We all die and go down the grave with nothing....not even with the lowest denomination of our hard-earned money.....but the record book of our good and bad deeds..

So sad... pple still don't treat life easy
God bless you for this.
FashionRe: Latest women fashion wears by MrCuteking(op): 9:25am On Sep 15, 2019
Thanks for your patronage.

Contact me if you need this.

7k

FashionRe: Latest women fashion wears by MrCuteking(op): 8:05am On Sep 11, 2019
Rock it cause we have it
RomanceRe: Man Who Cancelled Their Wedding On Their Way To Church Has Agreed To Marry Her by MrCuteking(m): 10:41am On Sep 10, 2019
Angel246:
It might not even be something that serious but whatever, nothing should make him react that way publicly and on the way to his wedding.
Na wa o.

TravelRe: Inside Abramovich’s ₦181b Eclipse Yacht With Helipads,Sub & Missile Defence Syst by MrCuteking(m): 4:08am On Sep 09, 2019
Dangote of Russia
BusinessRe: You Can Earn N99,400 Daily by MrCuteking(m): 3:56am On Sep 09, 2019
I wanted to smile and subscribe but the last picture sha....

RomanceRe: Oyinbo Man Does Press-up As His Fiancee Rests On Him In Pre-wedding Photos by MrCuteking(m): 3:48am On Sep 09, 2019
Nothing sweets me more than having a pretty girl, slim with big breast and big yansh
SportsRe: Win 2-10 Odds Daily With Babanlagenius Tips by MrCuteking(m): 3:41am On Sep 09, 2019
grin

CelebritiesRe: Xenophobic: Basketmouth Suspends Comic Award In SA (pics) by MrCuteking(m): 2:44pm On Sep 04, 2019
Which time will they update how I reacted as well. Na only celerity sabi react? grin
RomanceRe: G by MrCuteking(m): 9:35am On Aug 23, 2019
olorire24:
@broda jeux please can u connect/introduce me to this online business of yours...I am desperately in need of something that can fetch me money no matter how little... please connect me bro!
Belive what you see on social media at your own risk.
RomanceRe: G by MrCuteking(m): 8:22pm On Aug 22, 2019
banjicom:
No!

He will learn from experience cheesy
You wicked like mad cheesy

How I see you grin...

RomanceRe: How Do I Know If She Is Coming To My Place For Sex by MrCuteking(m): 6:15pm On Aug 22, 2019
If she puts on trousers that means she wants it but doesn't want to show it. Trust me, this code works big time
RomanceRe: Pressure On Female Folks To Get Married by MrCuteking(m): 6:01pm On Aug 22, 2019
Mchew

RomanceRe: Why You Should Stop Dating Mentally Broke Girls. by MrCuteking(m): 5:52pm On Aug 22, 2019
On point op. My mum once told me how she used to carry food to her boyfriend who later became my dad.

That was in the 60's. Tell a lady this and her response will be like.

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