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Hello everyone. There is this guy on nairaland, facebook, twitter and every other social media.
His name is

Makinde Samuel
and his account number is
8016365570.

He shares and SCAMS people a lot about data subscription, in quote:

“ GLOBATECH DIGITAL NETWORK PACKAGES

Get the cheapest and most durable data plan from a reliable seller with 24/7 customer service with high prestige and confidence

MYN DATA BUNDLE
3GB : #1200

7GB : #2500

14GB: #3500.

And so on
“

More so, he decieves others that he sells GOTV and DSTV credit and subscription at an affordable price.

Please I was scammed so I’d love you guys to beware of this guy or anyone who gives you mouth watering subscription, be it airtime, or dstv.

I credited his account while I was decieved to pay into his ccount before getting the airtime.

Shortly after he got the money, he blocked my line on Whatsapp and no longer picks my call.
BEWARE ! BEWARE!! BEWARE!!!

Hello everyone. There is this guy on nairaland, facebook, twitter and every other social media.
His name is

Makinde Samuel
and his account number is
8016365570.

He shares and SCAMS people a lot about data subscription, in quote:

“ GLOBATECH DIGITAL NETWORK PACKAGES

Get the cheapest and most durable data plan from a reliable seller with 24/7 customer service with high prestige and confidence

MYN DATA BUNDLE
3GB : #1200

7GB : #2500

14GB: #3500.

And so on
“

More so, he decieves others that he sells GOTV and DSTV credit and subscription at an affordable price.

Please I was scammed so I’d love you guys to beware of this guy or anyone who gives you mouth watering subscription, be it airtime, or dstv.

I credited his account while I was decieved to pay into his ccount before getting the airtime.

Shortly after he got the money, he blocked my line on Whatsapp and no longer picks my call.
BEWARE ! BEWARE!! BEWARE!!!

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Luizkid:
If only u chose us, undisputed left back option. Good guy

Who will allow such a wonderful player to play left back? Even in Austria, he plays 11.

I don't blame you: you are just 18years old.

Quoran:
Check with the school to know if they require you to send in official transcripts when you apply. Most schools require that you simply upload your official transcripts for the purpose of admission processing. When you're offered a place, you then send in your official transcripts directly from the school. Do your research well before you apply to any school. It will save you some expenses.

Thanks for the info.

Hello please is it a must that I send my transcript to all the schools I want to apply for? I attended Uniben and it cost about #26,600 to send my transcript to Michigan university. Please I need suggestions on how to go about it. If I can apply without sending transcript.

lfleak:
Maybe you should switch off and on ur data, using it without error so far..

Can I get this app on Playstore?

Guys don’t worry, Morroco will represent Africa. Renard is the best African coach I have ever known.

Back in the days of yo! When Stephen Keshi coached Nigeria(Rest his soul) . You dare not dribble on the pitch; he will remove you sharply. This guys don’t know that the best way to dribble the ball pass a player is by passing the ball. When you dribble, you get exausted easily.

Passing the ball weakens your opponent. Like I said before
“Even Brazil dribble pass us by far but they prefer to pass the ball for a quick counter. Nigeria weh no play ball reach this guys go they dribble from their own post just to brag say them sabi play.”

Watch Morroco vs Slovakia and see how Africans are developing so fast in the football world.

That Renard guy is really fearless... to win cup for Zambia and Ivory Coast no be beans.

If you mentioned that Super Eagles played today with care in other to avoid injuries, that a tick fat lie... they wanted to win the match and I saw the passion in them.

This players are mentaly strong but poorly controlled by an old man who has no clue on how best we can perfom on the pitch.

Lessons leant

1. Every player wants to dribble instead of pass the ball

2. They are completely disorganized

3. They show apathy in dead ball situations

4. Only a few of them played in their respective positions.

5. We have finally been exposed with weak defence, midfield and goal keeper.

6. No team spirit nor team work.

7. We picked the wrong coach.

8. They played like cowards.

9. They lack accuracy

10. They are proud.

11. The man with the ball can’t even locate his nearest teammate.

12. They don’t rely on Moses but he thinks they do.

13. Mikel is confused and playing defensive midfield instead of playing behind the striker.

14. Ighalo is fvcked

15. Shehu is not in his peak at the moment, Ebuehi is more treatning along that flank.

16. Iceland will use this opportunity to beat us with dead balls.

17. No way, we are not ready for the world cup.

chubinwa:
I had to read down the comments and it is obvious that most if not all nl'ders are commenting out of guilty conscience. syllogically, it assumed that more than 90% of guys are culprits in this game. Just my own assertion and no empirical consideration. I am a culprit I must say. anf to b candid, I am being haunted by this mundane act and wants a way out. but is it only masturbation that drains the energy of men. my question now is, the sperm released during coitus and copulation movement (man and woman mating) and that of masturbation, are they different? if they are the same, why is it not affecting the other.

And ladies please, u people should not b playing too hard to get. money is not everything after all, na u go dey "give it to me baby" pass.

If u actually abhorred the act intoto, pls.., how did u do it. did u take any pill or a therapy. how how how can I stop it and don't feel the urge anymore since I hadn't a girlfriend yet.

If you want to stop masturbating.... wait let me explain in pigin.

E no hard at all....

Steps for best therapy ever

1. Go toilet go sh1t

2. No flush am o.

3. Put your nose near the sh1t

4. Imagine all the girls one by one weh they enter your brain weh they make you they self-service.

5. No close your nose o... because na so the girls toto they smell.

6. Repeat am for seven days

When you finish for like 5minutes, flush the toilet and see wether you go masturbate again.

For ever and ever, you no go masturbate again because the smell of that shit done register for your brain like toto...


Thank me later.

I never masturbate since 2015 but the side effect na say sex no go hungry you again but babes go they love you more. :

You’ve not said anything yet.

E

We go top the group with 9 points.

Wakanda sex is this

That means you all have herpes since its a turn by turn thing.

England will beat this guys.

wh33z:
broda free dis girl...i can vouch dis gal no like u...she just dey play...i swear drop dis gal...stop calling stop viewing her status..
No care about anytin...girls will come and go...

To add to this. Date or chat with someone else and post her pix on your whatsapp status, the said girl will know your worth. It kills 99% of girls out of jelousy. Trust me it will work.

Well, D1ck-head - sorry Dickson, why you they reason with your dick? Sex no be love o. And love no be sex. Besides, that girl they fvck other guys like you and she no wan even enter mariege now because she dey confused pass you. You dey innocent but try imagine the girl they do doggy style, monkey and cow girl for one guy right now.

I dated a girl who was always quiet and we both had sex. She never wanted to settle down with me until I realized she was having sex outside the relationship. She didn’t deny it although she begged...

When she came back, I started using condom to bang the hell out of her as usual until she left and knew I wasn’t serious any more.

Bros, if you think say na lie, ask her make she swear say na only u she dey sleep with. You can bring the truth out of them, its easy.

Op abeg which area in Lagos are these guys? I want to know because I don’t want to have any girlfreind around that area.

emmychesh:
Joachim Low has named his 23-man Germany squad for the country's World Cup defence this summer in Russia.
There are two major pieces of news as the coach aims to defend the title which they won in Brazil.

Despite missing most of the 2017/18 season with injury,
Manuel Neuer has made it, while Leroy Sane misses out despite a stellar season with Manchester City.
The squad in full is as follows:

Goalkeepers: Manuel Neuer (Bayern), Kevin Trapp (PSG), Marc-Andre ter Stegen (Barcelona)

Defenders: Marvin Plattenhardt (Hertha), Jonas Hector (Koln), Matthias Ginter (Gladbach), Mats Hummels (Bayern), Niklas Sule (Bayern), Antonio Rudiger (Chelsea), Jerome Boateng (Bayern), Joshua Kimmich (Bayern).

Midfielders: Sami Khedira (Juventus), Julian Draxler (PSG), Toni Kroos (Real Madrid), Mesut Ozil (Arsenal), Marco Reus (Dortmund), Sebastian Rudy (Bayern), Ilkay Gundogan (PSG), Leon Goretzka (Schalke)



Forwards: Timo Werner (RB Leipzig), Thomas Muller (Bayern), Mario Gómez (Stuttgart), Julian Brandt

None of the forwards is as dangerous and as inform as Sane. Sane is a Man in a boy so it shouldn’t be because of his age. Even though, he should atleast get worldcup experience, who knows, he could have been the next Gotze. This is how great men like Low.J start to fall.

Germany will never win the worldcup.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
"High Effective" capsule sold for 2k?

Aba! You never see medicine weh get high effect and still they cheap? How much is red and yellow capsule that stops purging? Is it not 20naira?

On point bro.

kaliboi94:
ur reply now just showed how confuse you. Go back to your ist comment that made me reply u. U were raining curse words on the coach who gave d boys opportunity to show case their self and to be able to find the loop hole in the team. One of the importance of friendly match b4 a competition like WC is not all about winning alone but to find out what the team is lacking. But for being obnoxious u ask a question that made me conclude that I have been wasting my time trying to make a silly, dumb, and lazy Nigerian youth understand the criteria for selection. U asked who was Joel going to bench even if he performed well? I guess ur fada

T
F
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This story touched my ribs. Our girls our girls our girls iyaf finish.

Mchew

Even the fans that were booing left Nigeria to another mans country since 1960 . No be the same thing?

Wow, that reply made me forget the tweet by Ibra.

mark123456789:
hello people
please I need your help
I need the sure cure to syphilis,my joystick is very ugly now because of this std,help a brother

Bro I know how you feel. I was once in your shoes. When I told my girlfriend about it she said it must have been from her colleague at work who shares the same toilet with her... fast forward to treatment after dumping her.

I went online, did research to know the name from the symptoms so I had to rush to one herbal specialist and explained myself, she then gave me the medicines below...

I bought two sachets of LY MPHSHAMEI (Capsule). It works for both Syphilis and Gonorrhea(even if you don’t have it) along side with herbal drink “CHUKATRIN HERBAL MIXTURE” (Liquid). It works for Syphilis, E-coil gonorrhea, Staphylococcus Alereus, Kidney infection, Virginal discharge

Low sperm count, Quick ejaculation, Watery sperm and general cleansing...

One thing I like about it is that even if its not Syphilis it will fight anything else and your d1ck will be so strong during sex . It will as well

Increase your sex drive to more than 30 minutes extra. . You will drink the capsule with the herbal medicine together 1hour before eating.

However, once you take it, it will purge you daily so be close to your toilet because you will shit out the bacteria gradually for two weeks.

But after two weeks...I repeat, After two weeks, you will feel so relieved ; your d1ck will be singing praise again, .

Its quite expensive though. The capsule is #2000 and you need two sachets (#4000) . The herbal is (#3000). If you need it, ala my mail. If you are not in Lagos I can send it to you but you go pay me for delivery o.

That your syphylis na small thing I swear. E go dance azonto commot for your body ... mind you, the herbal melecin bitter like mad...

I finally sent the medicines as gift to my ex so she could cleanse herself for her new fvcking boyfriend. I’m a funny guy but it is true.

kaliboi94:
u must be daft. He had to use those guys in d friendly match in order to pick his main team for d event. Without play them how to u expect him to know their capabilities

What is this one saying? Are you the coach? TFY for calling me daft and incase you don’t know what it means.
TFY means

Thunder

Fire

You

This is exactly how you and our coach describes football like Nigerian babes ass.

Who among the midfielders do you think Joel would have benched even if he had performed well? In all those disorganized and mis-calculative display by the said player, he still made the list going to the world cup.