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Hi.

I am experienced driving on E-hailing (bolt/Uber)platform

My location is abuja.

Once heard a handsome and Chinese man married to a beautiful Chinese lady gave birth to ugly child,he thought the hospital swapped his baby or the wife cheated so he asked for a DNA.
The DNA proved that tha baby is actually his.


it was later discovered that his wife Actually did Plastic surgery to look beautiful because she was ugly.

A wise Child never picks sides in his parents fight.
just try separating them dazzol.

hmmm

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Hmm

haaa. These guys have no value system

let the fireworks begin

Nice one

The week I passed out from nysc and was paid my last allowee I met this very cute girl,she's a spec.

I took her on a date 2 days later.
The kind food the girl order ehn,My money no reach.
I kindly told her to order rice and chicken with soft drink.
That was the end o.

She eventually won the most beautiful girl in the state and dated a nigeria footballer plying his trade in Europe.

nolywe:
This one is a soldier and its looking for a chance to kill himself... not other people....He has so many chances to do that if truely he is serious...

Do you know depression has a cause?
The cause could be his boss not giving him pass or a colleague making work difficult for him or his wife, he may end up killing the source before killing himself,as the case of the the soldier that killed his boss in Borno and the Ugandan soldier that killed the minister

nolywe:
He dey find chance??...He is a toothless dog barking...There are 1001 ways to kill oneself...The guy is not ready yet
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We're talking about a soldier with rifle here.
You know how many people maybe affected before he kills himself?

Good morning nairaland family.



I have this young guy who I have known for some years.
Very hard working and jovial.

Sometime around 2019 he joined the army as a recruit.

I think because of the nature of the job he got married sometime 2021/2022.

He sometime ago survived an onslaught against some bad people, he was saved by bullet proof vest he wore.

He has been making some cryptic post sometimes,I don't know whether it I cause by marital issues or battle trauma.
Now he made this post on WhatsApp status last night

What can I do to help him,what quarters can I report to in the army for help without putting him or his job in trouble?


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mynd44

Religion is the opium of the masses truely.

Christianity is the life of Christ.

Let me drop this general observation I made about mechanics.

If you go to any mechanic and see plenty expensive cars abandoned everytime, RUN.
It is either He Charges expensive or he doesn't really know the work.
The later is mostly the case because people who buy such expensive cars,money to fix it won't be a problem.

I am saying this because I have observed that most people choose mechanics to fix their cars based on the number of "fine" cars always parked at the mechanics workshop.

Years back my friend had this honda accord that developed gear problem when he went somewhere, the car was automatic and couldn't go beyond gear one.
He managed to take the car to the mechanic.

The mechanic guy said the problem was the top gasket,and it was going to cost 35k to fix.
My guy got angry and took the car home.
Little did he know that the anger was God trying to save him from the hand of kazeem.

We eventually carried ourselves back to the guy.
The work he estimated to take 35k later entered 47k.
My friend protested and calmed down.

At the end of the day the gear did not still select well,the guy will ask us to buy this and buy that until the money spent was almost 100k,the gear still did not work well.

He ended up damaging the engine of the car.

It was later another mechanic came and discovered it was the speedometer that had issues which didn't take up to five thousand naira to fix

That was how kazeem damaged a new engine will his half baked car experience.


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mynd44
Lalasticlala

[quote author=Ceenachi post=122428140][/quote]The tried with Obi's voice,but failed Bishop Oyedepo's voice

Obi is global

Do you know that MC Oluomo an agbero in lagos is more powerful than the IG of police and the lagos state government?

When Portable claimed he was the founder of 1 million boys cukt group that was terrorising lagos and I.G asked the lagos state commissioner of police to investigate him,Portable ran to M.C Oluomo.The later openly declared that nothing will happen to him and the case died just like that.

Now tell me where else in nigeria you have agberos as powerful as that.

The only challenge I have against the current lagis state governor is that he has refused to dismantle the powerful structure of agberoism in lagos.
Making lagos one of the most dangerous cities on earth to live in

the mum is the One on green gown

My concern is on how they carry out the test

Good day!

Do you have a spare car and you want to earn extra cash with it on bolt in abuja.

kindly reach me on 08186888228.

Mr VeePee

Im eye go see shege for prison

The heart of man is passionately wicked.

I know how to find out a bad guy using a psychological technique,I can't spend one week with someone and not find out depths the person can go because of money or revenge.

Finally,beware of street boys who have nickname,it is a big red flag.

Nuce one,but excuse me sir,I have a question sir.

All these things you are promising us now,tell me why should we believe them cos I remember in 2015 you promised all these and more.

May whoever God has ordained for us win,as we go out massively to caste our votes on the 25th

This is a huge boost for Mr Obi.
My prayer is May whoever has a heart for this country emerge.

Depends on the acting. Acting on screen or in bed?

Good morning nairaland. I stay in abuja and I need a car for Uber/bolt. I have an active account and am experienced. 08186888228 my number. Thank you

Good morning nairaland. I stay in abuja and I need a car for Uber/bolt.
I have an active account and am experienced. 08186888228 my number. Thank you