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I swear I now understand why so many girls say no to sex... Its mainly because of the uncomfortabiity pulling off. They say a girl that wear colored panties and afraid to wear white is naturally dirty and if she does wear white, na kasala be that. Just bleeped a beauty of a girl now.. Pretty face but that her kpata na die. brownish with some patch patch.. All those kind net kpata wey for don tear like say rat mis-chop am but toto sweet and tight sha.. na the main thing be that.

Skimpledawg:
It is not shameful to pretend to 'have' sense even tho you lack the basics of it

Boy, you were still on diapers when I obtained my PhD degree. For all I care, Nihilist must be one of those stranded Africans who litter the streets of London.

Nihilist:
I'm very far from London and today I worked from home sef.Thanks for asking though bro

why u go trek go house? Na suffer u go suffer for London abI na pant u go wash or na cleaner work u go do?

soberdrunk:
Op i agree with your points except "No.4", we had an Ekuke' many years ago and when armed robbers visited, the dog did not make a single sound and we didnt see the dog for 'two days'

Ps-The dog had an unusual appetite for licking engine oil and destroying slippers and shoes........

used to have an ekuke close to my house that hides behind the owner and be barking. Na dog suppose dey protect owner but na this ekuke go dey seek for protection instead

Also noticed many of them na for night when everywhere don dark dem dey get power. When dem know u no fit see them stone dem go con dey bark from one angle. . u sef fear go con catch you small

once on our housemaid when I was a little kid. The bish reported me to my mom, my mom reported me to dad. My dad reported me to you know, Mr koboko. The man was still in the military then.. I was severely dealt with.

Elnino4ladies:
I need your supplier please

supplier of what? Your mother's ass ?

Elnino4ladies:
WTF is this one saying?

what I'm trying to say is that inzaghi and luis fabiano should start. Conte was very foolish for leaving them out against liecester. I think joseph yobo should start ahead of david luiz too.

Tattooboy:
Well, according to my diary, 22. I think I'm beginning to lose form. I saw a lady yesterday and I was scared to approach her. My new babe must av done sth to me.

that 22.. Is it plus ashawo or just normal girls?

Elnino4ladies:
Hazard, Drinkwater, Zappacosta, Musonda and Christensen should all start against Qarabag

Inzaghi and luis fabiano should start. Conte was very foolish for leaving them out against liecester. I think joseph yobo should start ahead of david luiz too.

shots

Hoffenheim 5-22 bayern

na wa o.... from liverpool handicap 2 .. to athletico to dortmund, monaco , bayern.. Ive lost over 2k alone today
One day na one day sha,I go chop this millions..

Man City 1-2 Liverpool

Alright lets have fun. Sometimes on my bed, I just begin to reminisce the total number of girls I've had sex with in my lifetime.

Well mine is just 12 different girls and I've not had sex with each of them more than twice..
whats yours?

NB: This thread is for mature minds only... no kids allowed. If you insult me you insult your father

Danielmoore:
Tanke oke odo

most of the students there are ashawo

how person go take meet them/

Jacksparr0w1207:
Unity thank me later


Better girls dey patrol waterview for night

bros I sabi unity.. where gan gan for that unity?

una too dey dull me mehn.. u people no mature @ all... If u see where guys dey help their brothers in toto matters u go duff hat. Used to have a friend we share basically everything even toto sef the guy dey arrange him personal babes for me. Thats how niggas should roll.. Make una list these joints na coz me no fit con die of boredom for here o

locust:
Abeg you people should also mention the spots wey no dey collect money

where u wan see free awoof for naija?

u sef dey kwara ni?

Kamelot77:
Coca Cola..........
kasmag

is that all?

jonaifame22:
Salty when unwashed and tasteless when washed, and sometimes I think it smells like onions, mostly when it's hairy!

bro that salty taste na urine.. Many of them don't clean up after taking a pee

Abeg this thread is for mature minds only and no insults... What are brothers for anyways...

I'll be in Ilorin from lagos for the first time tommorow for a meeting and my business. I'll b staying for about a month..

Pls I need good ahsawo joints to relax and while away time..
List every joint you know and location even the one wey dey coner for street or inside bush talk am.. whether na #500 or #1000 joint, talk am..

sheyinoni:
You are an absolute mess bro. Jus imagine number 1 dat is so so ewww

its just one of those funny things we did as kids.. I'm sure you did worse.

then the purging dirrheoa part. It can happen to anyone. Dirrheoa is no respecter of age

harriet412:
op, Y are u so stupid

eran oko nie

Mine was when I was In secondary school. Boarding house.

Me and my partner victor will sneak to the back of girls hostel and to their dump yard looking for used sanitary pads

Then we be like na Bolu go get this one , #No bolu never fit start to dey menstruate na Laide Go get am # Laide sef still be small girl na precious e go be..

Until one day we were caught . The rest was history. Never seen old victor since then. So many years down the line now. I miss that dude die



2. Still in secondary school I asked a girl in class if she was a virgin. The idiot headed straight like a raging bull into the staff room to report. I was severely dealt to the extent my niggas had to use balm to massage my ass for me in the hostel later that night. No exagerration, I received more than 500 strokes of cane from diffrent teachers that day.


3. Thirdly I was about 23 yrs of age that year. I defaecated on my body. I was suffering from dirrheoa. NYSC camp Adamawa. There was no money so I had to depend on camp food to survive. I later regretted it. It happened during parade. As I ran straight towards the dorm the soldiers were confused as to what was chasing me and ran after me. When they saw my condition they pitied me and even help me get water

lefulefu:
see as u don challenge d guy
na wetin dey go on for dat sambisa forest sef
una don turn terrorist

the sambisa forest she dey talk about na the thick bushes down below. Those kind bushes you go first clear am before u find your way through

lefulefu:
see as u don challenge d guy
na wetin dey go on for dat sambisa forest sef
una don turn terrorist

the sambisa forest she dey talk about na the thick bushes down below. Those kind bushed you go first clear am before u find your way through

mofeoluwadassah:
come to my house in sambisa forest....will be waiting for you o

aswear i go like ffuck u o

mofeoluwadassah:
come to my house in sambisa forest....will be waiting for you o

aswear i go like Bleep u o

People are complaining about the ridiculous prices for lukaku and morata

Remember there are not too many strikers in football again

Gone were the days different species of strikers roamed planet earth . From Raul to trezeguet, vieri, Kanoute, Ronaldo, V.nistlrooy, Henry, Inzaghi, Drogba, Shevchenco, eto'o, villa, forlan, owen, ibrahimovic, Adriano(that roberto carlos and ronaldo mix), roy makaay, anelka, del piero, luis fabiano, miroslav klose, crespo, andy cole, mark viduka, sheara, fowler, hasselbaink....etc
walahi I nor fit name dem finish.. Football no sweet like before again

80% of morata's goals are always rebound.

Salomon Kalou was far better than this guy