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Lol


Most of them are so ugly ....

Even spiritual husbands no wan near them


#Eco99#

Like someone said above, Thats the last hope

mofeoluwadassah:
you said they are ugly abi,which one have you created bikonu

I wouldn't mind using my dick to teach that tight and wet pussy of yours a bitter lesson

when you no get man wey go toast you for your life, boredom sets in. To kill off the boredom, na church sure pass.
Church na their club. Night vigil na their night club/party..

Some of them you go still toast them dem go dey do shakara. Instead of make dem happy say dem even see man wey go toast them.

Never but I've had too many close calls.
I remember when I was young and I brought my girlfriend home in the 90's. Dad was on military assignment in one of those troubled african countries then so he had been away for months. So it was just me and my mum . I was the only child then still in secondary school. She went to work on this day I never expected her to b back till night. Then I called my next compound babe for some sex romp. Along the line I heard a knock on my door I thought it was my nigga coz he begged me to invite him over for a 3some so I went to open the door with just boxers. What I saw I felt the ground should swallow me. It was a room and palor sef contain (no money that year) so there was no how the girl would even come out of the bedroom without you seeing her straight from the main door. I almost shit for body. My hearts where in my hands. Then the unexpected happened. As she was about entering the room something happened in the compound people were shouting and yelling which made her to turn back immediately and do amebo . Mumsi go outside do amebo so tey I had all the time in the world to sneak my girl out. Till date I believe miracles do exists

lol this kind thread go swet die.. whre dm mods lalasticlala mynd44 oga seun. Mine was when i was posted to the north to go and serve a country they call my father's land. I was posted to sokoto state and along the journey we encountered an army check point. Naso my guy mistakenly throway dirty for floor. the can of malt we've been drinking. Naso one of the soldiers as ''who throw tha nonsense for floor''? nobody talk. Naso the boy vex order all of us mak we come down. After some ranting and barking. I decided to take my guy's place by telling them I was the one who did it coz this my guy was very ill but he had to be in camp the next day. That was how they started raining insults on me calling me names. before i knew it they descended on me kicking me, throwing blows and punches and hitting me with the butts of their guns. My crime was that I didn't confess on time. One hot babe that even tried pleading on my behalf chop slap she jejely waka go back of bus so embarassed. Nobody could talk everybody just dey look. After delaying us for like 2 hrs plus telling m to lie down faceup my head pointing towards the sun dem later release us. I went to camp with a dislocated wrist I tore a cloth to hold back in place and so many bruises and swolen face people thought I had an accident on my way coming.

Nigeria has one of the worst human right abuses in the world. If people can stand up to their rights I think all these things will reduce a bit. Assuming my fellow passngers backed me up and supported me that day I would have been more gingered to fight back but everybody just dy look like mumu. We were so helpless.

My own na village girls. I mean the extremely local type. Legend has it say na their toto dey sweet pass.

Second na albino

thrid na dwarf

My fourth na fulani girl. Those milk maids. Legend has it that their pussy is way out of this world.

Mehn theres always that pretty, georgeous and angelic secondary school crush we all had. Its always worse when its a boarding school. You always try your best to be in the same group with here during drills, be on her table in dining all, stand by her side on assembly ground, even when class dey go on, na just her u go dey stare at mehn they are just like angels.

Mine was this girl called ronke back then around 1999. I swear she was the most prettiest and angelic girl I ever laid my eyes on in my entire life. My heart always melted for her but this girl no send me. To follow am talk then sef dey always fear me. My friends knew very well about my predicament and they would often set me up by telling her _bullshit which i never said. Like I wanted to see her after school hours or why she was snubbing me. Funny enough after school hours the girl go wait for me but as a young nigga wey no sabi toast and shame dey catch, I go just run go hostel instanta. Till we graduated, I never got to express my feelings for her.

Then it happened on the day of graduation, I summoned courage and I was like what will be will be. Na so I find Ronke tire o I no see until evening when the ''mega'' party was over. Sadly she was already in her dad's car driving home she threw a small paper at me with the sentence I will never forget till date. It read ''What do you see in my body that has been chasing you away since?''. Then she ended it with one bloody yab like that i no fit remember. It happened she had been looking for me too just to tell me to work on my confidence around girls and man up. Mehn that statement brought out the beast in me as I went home with my testimonial and certificate in my hand flashing back and regretting coz I knew I'll definitely never have the chance to meet this girl again. She was to travel overseas to continue her education.

Well that her statement brought out the beast in me. Today I can approach any girl and if I dont _fuck her within 2 weeks, I know I've failed.

Federal government college *********** Class of 1999

Her name was amaka. Amaka was really into me and we knew what we wanted. Boarding house stuff and our only opportunity was after night prep when everyone had gone back to the hostel. Then it went live in the classroom nder the cover of darkness. That pussy was the best I ever bleeped. Very tight , warm and goddam wet. Never knew there could be a pussy as good as that. We were almost caught but thank God we weren't. This went on three more occasions. One in the school farm, one in the classroom and another in the toilet. We bleeped like the world was gonna end the next day. I miss the good old days mehn. Amaka must definitely be married with kids now. Thanks for those wonderful years of great service.

At What Age Did You Leave Your Father's House To Live On Your Own? And why did you leave?

Mine was at age 27 and it was because I was getting too old. I was forced to get an apartment for myself after all the pressure. Even if it was just a face me I face you apartment then, I felt so relieved. But the house sef na die. I remember that time to carry babe come self dey always shame me. But t was fun . Nothing sweeter than living in such an apartment where you meet different breeds of human being.

For the girls, when did you leave and why? Hope say no be because of belle?

KissChrixx:
What am I doing here?

i swear me sef i tire..no kind mumu thread we no go see for this nairaland

my own na watching a girl gimme cowgirl . the sight of watching her sit on my dick and see it travel down her pussy is a sight to behold

secondly na fingering .. i no know why i just like to play with toto before i even start the main the main

lefulefu:
so u sef don experienc such?

even as i dey type now....

The day i go catch them ehn. some will come in skimpy night gown and spread one leg to the north and another to the south.. some will just sit down anyhow. some will even sleep off na you go wake dem up make dem dey go house. The day I will unleash the devil in me ehn

Serve 2004! Truth be told!

Didn't make any tangible money or savings!

Still wondering how you people make huge amount of money

the thing dey wonder me too o because i can remember vividly to see ordinary garri drink for yobe that year sef na die.

Mine goes as follows

1. Passing through a bush path and seeing a girl taking a poo. Na when she con dey use paper clean yansh e con happen. She saw me but me just pass my own jeje like say nothing happen


2. A girl once scratched her itchy ass and smelt her hand. She saw me looking at her and she was utterly embarrassed.

3. I once caught a girl _masturbating during my university days. She was with earpieces of course blasting music to the extent she didn't know when I entered.

share yours

MostBanned:
What exactly is your point OP

My point is that it is paining me to see those small children doing what is not right

NgoziOkoli:
You a miserable pig for _fucking those innocent teenagers. Useless thing.


CC mackbrooklyn

pls kindly read my post again. Seems ur on heat?

Sugarcious:
Your name says it all. Start from yourself.

Yeah maybe u too can help me by surrendering ur sugarcious ass to me.

In fact ehn, this life don scatter finish. I happened to teach in a secondary school before I got a good job. I swear, those pupil can Bleep for the devil. You can't use the students toilet , 2 students must surely be doing something there. These kids are just 13, 14, 15, 16 or 17 yrs of age. The worse is after closing hours after everybody don go house, then they unleash mayhem. Classroom o, backyard o , toilet o. Everywhere instantly becomes occupied.

The main problem I think is poor upbringing and they happen to live in a society where nudity and porn is the order of the day. Please these generation of children needs to be saved.

During my time, it wasn't this bad.

Kingsteve:
Too many long stories just to Bleep a chick.
It's so easy as ABC...
First off...get her something to eat (if she's hungry), even if she's not hungry, get her some few things to nibble on.
Then the final piece of the jigsaw...offer her some red wine.

Red wine has always and will always make anyone Hot, no matter how disciplined the person is.
Make her drink at least one full glass of red wine, then watch her body language.
Gently put her in the mood by rubbing her inner thighs, and touching other sensitive parts...
Few minutes later she'll be begging you to suck her pvssy.










Thank me later...

Lol red wine? Even with all these some girls can be extremely stubborn. As if you invited them over just to come and eat your food and look at the ceiling.

Officialkplus:
Play an horror movie and close all windows and Cotton.. thank me later..
Maybe the guy below me has a good advice

romantic movie never work, na horror go con work?

Simple put, how do you get a girl that comes visiting laid. This one na man to man matter and I don't want premature kids here


My success rate in fucking a female visitor is just 20%. Many time dem no go just gree even if I try all the tricks men gives like sweet talking your way through, playing a romantic movie for her purposely that has a sex scene and stuff. Even with all these my scope, e no dey work. only on a few occasion. If na ashawo, no probs coz she knows what she came for but a normal girl, they too get strong head.

Now my people, which style una dey use ? Wetin be una scope ? That kind scope wey be say if you use, dem no born her well not to open leg. Abeg show your man the way.