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Romance / A White Gay Is Offering Me $70k To Have Anal Sex With Him by MrDickman: 10:18am On Jan 01, 2018 |
So I was at a restaurant in lagos last week where I met an oyinbo man sitting alone on an empty table. I decided to seat with him since it was one of the few seats available. We started talking anyways telling me how good looking I was. We talked bout so many things, educationally, current affairs , politics and lots more. He asked whether I had a job which I said I was just managing. Then he told me to meet him at a certain hotel the following weekend so we he can put me through jobs available. So that day came and I met him at his hotel room. We got talking immediately , he offered me food which I devoured like a hungry lion then after that I noticed he started making some funny moves like touchinh my laps. Immediately I felt confused as to what je was trying to do then he tried to touch my private part. All this I noticed he was already erect. Then I got agitated and in anger scorned him and I tried moving out. He apologized anyway but then called me back and offered me 70k dollars if I allowing him Bleep me for yansh. He even showed me $50k cash and offered to transfer the remaining later. I was imfuriated and left in anger as he shoted at me to think about it as I jammed the door. Later that night he gave me a call telling me to think about it if I'm still interested and that he's always available. Please I'm confused and I don't know what to do. I can't even tell me fiance as I will be getting married next month. I am not gay, I'm straight but should I consider this looking at the huge sum of money involved? lalasticlala & mynd44 pls help. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Why An Igbo President Is The Solution To Nigeria's Problems By Nwachibuzor by MrDickman: 12:58pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
Jaideyone:After the devil, fear an igbo man. If they get that power naija go run down. I prefer a fulani dictator ruling me |
Politics / Re: Why An Igbo President Is The Solution To Nigeria's Problems By Nwachibuzor by MrDickman: 12:54pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
Lalasticlala mynd44 dominique oam4j fp |
Politics / Re: Why An Igbo President Is The Solution To Nigeria's Problems By Nwachibuzor by MrDickman: 3:39am On Dec 30, 2017 |
Nwa an igbo man ruling Nigeria is like a camel passing through the eye of a needle (its practically impossible ) and a man trusting his hyperactive brother with his wife (thats foolishness) . maybe in the next 50 yrs a change must have occured 6 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: The Crazy Way Nigerians Have Colonized London And Other Cities Around The World by MrDickman: 6:17am On Dec 18, 2017 |
NwaChibuzor:true talk there. Uk na very boring country. USA is just a world on its own. Hot and freaky girls everywhere. They are very open and free minded. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: The Crazy Way Nigerians Have Colonized London And Other Cities Around The World by MrDickman: 12:59am On Dec 17, 2017 |
Uk na nigerian backyard na. Nigerians don really colonize that place both legally and illegally. 4 Likes |
Career / How To Get Trained As A Flight Dispatcher With NAMA by MrDickman: 10:01am On Dec 16, 2017 |
I've been hearing tales about being trained by NAMA rather than going through private training. Pls what are the procedures involved and what are the requirements? |
Romance / Whats The Weirdest Thing You Ever Caught A Girl Do by MrDickman: 8:01am On Dec 14, 2017 |
Just yesterday, I caught a girl shaving her pubics. Funniest thing was that she didn't see me. Bitch left her door opened thinking no one was around lol. I made sure I fed my eyes well. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Who Is Crazier And Funnier Between Nwaamaikpe And Nwachibuzor? by MrDickman: 1:03pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
TheHistorian:oga if u had one, you won't comment or even open the thread. No one forced u to. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Who Is Crazier And Funnier Between Nwaamaikpe And Nwachibuzor? by MrDickman: 12:58pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
darkenkach:lol true but chibuzor sef funny die. He drop a funny post on that ashawo thread i can never forget. He's more of a wannabe grown man well into his 30's who doesn't know he's old. 1 Like |
Romance / Who Is Crazier And Funnier Between Nwaamaikpe And Nwachibuzor? by MrDickman: 12:49pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Lol i've been lowkey on NL for a while tho but these are the two most insane and purely stupid folks on NL right now. I'll go for nwaamikpe tho. Chibuzor on the other hand is a wannabe but em no send. Can be crazy at times tho. That him sars thread still dey make me laugh. The insult the guy sotey he deactivate him account. Obviously dude is a sars official whose job is hanging on thin ice . Amaikpe is more straight, factual. Chibuzor is more of a depressed frustrated 2nd class graduate who goes about insulting first class graduates. In a nut shell, amaikpe is tha bomb. Still, both are complete nuisance. 2 Likes |
Romance / Share Those Misused Or Lost Sex Opportunities You Had And Later Regretted by MrDickman: 3:53pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
I was just flashing back my life today and I remembered one moment in secondary school decades ago. There was this girl in my class called benita. Every nigga knew her as an ashawo girl coz most of them have tasted her but I haven't. On this fateful day I was pressed and decided to use the toilet . I jammed it open and there I saw my nigga fatai smashing this girl. Fatai didn't panic coz it was me but this girl panicked and asked me if I was gonna enter set lol but out of fear of being caught I said no. . Till date I still regret tho second was in university around 2005. My sexy hot neighbor living the next compound and coursemate (I don forget her name sef) asked me whether I was lonely and if I didn't mind if she came to spend the night with me. Sharply I don happy fetch water for bathroom arrange house. Then I waited and waited till around 11pm but no show then I just gave up, locked my door and went to sleep. About an hour later, I had a knock on my door but I was to weak and deep in sleep to stand up (una know that kind sleep wey u go dey hear or feel ur surroundings for ur dream but u no go fit get up ). Then i guess she later left. The following morning I woke up, i know say my firewood body Bleep up big time I wasn't happy with myself at all. To make matters worse, the girl traveled that same morning I never saw her again. The following semester, she had moved to a new apartment. Shit happens mehn |
Romance / Re: How To Initiate Sex With A Girl That Comes Visiting by MrDickman: 3:39pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
Vicboi1:guy where did u get it? How did u use it? What were the events that folowed? (her reactions) ...Gist us abeg. 1 Like 3 Shares |
Romance / How To Initiate Sex With A Girl That Comes Visiting by MrDickman: 1:36pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
How u guys dey do am. Most of the girls wey I dey always manage invite come house no dey wan Bleep. Dem go just come chop my food, we talk and dey go. If I wan start to dey touch them they;ll start threatening me that they are leaving. Abeg help your man. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Have You Ever Dated Or Seen A Girl Who Is A Sex Addict ? by MrDickman: 2:43am On Nov 14, 2017 |
Do we really have that kind of girls in naija ? I pray to meet one tho. This life don kuku tire me before. Na girl wey go use toto kill me I dey find 4 Likes |
Romance / Do You Think Sex Is Overrated? by MrDickman: 8:24pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Well to me it is. You won't realize it until after 5-10 min and u eja****te. Ya'll just have to know that that thing you die for called vagina is just a warm muscle that _wanks your dick (same thing ur hands does during masturbation). Asides that, it has nothing else to offer. The way guys die for this nonsense called vagina makes some girls to feel super and special as if its gold. Let them go to hell 3 Likes |
Health / Re: HIV/AIDS Conspiracy Theories: Do You Believe The Virus Is Real? by MrDickman: 9:01pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Someone go come church give testimony say he bin dey live with HIV for 10yrs but after last week night vigil, pastor pray for am and he turned out negative. The mumu nor know say all these while he had been using ARV,s and stuffs thinking he was positive, he was indeed negative. It shall not be well with the doctors who lied to him 10 yrs ago. 70 Likes 8 Shares |
Health / Re: HIV/AIDS Conspiracy Theories: Do You Believe The Virus Is Real? by MrDickman: 8:58pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
sinaj:bros forget that nonsense. HIV ko HIV ni. That thing na scam and point one the op noted is proof. Results are always inconsistent. a friend of mine once tested positive in one hospital like that . he coundn't sleep nor eat for day. he was even contemplating suicide then I persuaded him to re do the test again. This time in a different hospital. They said he was negative. We went t to another hospital, result read negative. To be very sure, he did the test again after some months and still negative. The first hospital that tested positive, naso dem for don go do am for innocent person, the mumu go just accept him fate like that dey use drug ontop disease wey e nor get. How e nor go die? By the way why do you people attribute STD's and vaginal maggots to Alhajis? We need to stop that mentality abeg. Grow up dude. 56 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Guys How True Is This ? (PHOTO) by MrDickman: 7:30pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
millomaniac:Just have a little sense of humor and understand that we are here to joke rather than being a saddist. I'm pretty sure you find it difficult to make friends in life if this is your true nature. Moreover I'm way better than you so pocket that word ''limited'' into your pants. |
Romance / Re: Guys How True Is This ? (PHOTO) by MrDickman: 10:58am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Topestbilly:lol see hypocrite. |
Romance / Re: Guys How True Is This ? (PHOTO) by MrDickman: 10:53am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Topestbilly:Guy if somehow u manage to Bleep kim kardashian or nicki minaj or lets say people like temi otedola, dj cuppy or princess kate middleton . You will definitely see it as an achievement. . You won't even mind having the sex tape leak and beat your chest that you don Bleep otedola pikin before |
Romance / Re: Guys How True Is This ? (PHOTO) by MrDickman: 10:51am On Nov 08, 2017 |
RoyalBlak007:lol girls can be really mysterious sometimes. even if dem wan Bleep badly dem go still dey say no all because of 2 things 1. They dont wanna appear cheap 2. They know guys do kiss and tell ( spreading the gospel that they bleeped a girl). So that always comes in mind because they know the guy will deff tell his niggas and describe every bit of how her toto be. Whether e tight or not. whether e dey smell or not |
Romance / Guys How True Is This ? (PHOTO) by MrDickman: 10:33am On Nov 08, 2017 |
how true 4 Likes 1 Share
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Nairaland / General / Re: Someone Told Me If I Die Today, He Will Urinate On My Grave by MrDickman: 10:04pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Romance / Have You Ever Had Sex With Or Dated An Older Lady? by MrDickman: 10:00pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Mine was a girl I was dating. She was 28, I was 21 at that time about 10 yrs ago. It wasn't obvious she was older than me coz I had a very mature face. We had sex regularly, she was even talking about marriage until one day she somehow found out. My brother saw us together and the fool did told her everything about me including my history and age. Na there yawa gas lol. She hated me from that moment. 7 Likes |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by MrDickman: 8:55pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
Suregiver48:my bet9ja ID bro 97961 congrats and God bless |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex A Girl With Dirty Panties by MrDickman: 2:29pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
lonikit:are you a fool? how dare you tell me I lack manners.. |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex A Girl With Dirty Panties by MrDickman: 2:18pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
lonikit:Are you are fool ? When I mentioned panties did I say it happened just once? |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex A Girl With Dirty Panties by MrDickman: 2:16pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
Headlesschicken:Its better for a kid to eat food meant for adults than adults eating food meant for pigs and demons.. See pics attached mr headless fowl.. 1 Like
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Jokes Etc / Re: Man & His Car Chill In The Middle Of The Road On Lekki-Ikoyi Bridge (Photos) by MrDickman: 2:07pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
oboy this mercedes na die o 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex A Girl With Dirty Panties by MrDickman: 2:02pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
MrDandy:I was also gonna complain about that.. How can a nigga stoop so low to wash a girls panties whether by hand or by machine, wash na wash.. Worst of all e con be menstruation |
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