₦airaland Forum

So I was at a restaurant in lagos last week where I met an oyinbo man sitting alone on an empty table. I decided to seat with him since it was one of the few seats available. We started talking anyways telling me how good looking I was. We talked bout so many things, educationally, current affairs , politics and lots more. He asked whether I had a job which I said I was just managing. Then he told me to meet him at a certain hotel the following weekend so we he can put me through jobs available. So that day came and I met him at his hotel room. We got talking immediately , he offered me food which I devoured like a hungry lion then after that I noticed he started making some funny moves like touchinh my laps. Immediately I felt confused as to what je was trying to do then he tried to touch my private part. All this I noticed he was already erect. Then I got agitated and in anger scorned him and I tried moving out. He apologized anyway but then called me back and offered me 70k dollars if I allowing him Bleep me for yansh. He even showed me $50k cash and offered to transfer the remaining later. I was imfuriated and left in anger as he shoted at me to think about it as I jammed the door. Later that night he gave me a call telling me to think about it if I'm still interested and that he's always available. Please I'm confused and I don't know what to do. I can't even tell me fiance as I will be getting married next month. I am not gay, I'm straight but should I consider this looking at the huge sum of money involved?
lalasticlala & mynd44 pls help.

Jaideyone:
lol both you and the op is deluded.
with the kind of leaders you guys have in the east we already have an idea of the type of leaders the south east can give the country.

is it okorocha the statue man cum clueless governor? we don't want a president that will shake trump then come back and erect a billboard like he just met amadioha himself?

is it peter obi? the same peter obi that lied about leaving 80b savings for his successor and your gullible people fell for it? the same peter obi that said he only has one watch? we don't want a lying bastard.

is it obingo the MOU man? oh the same obingo commissioned borehole oh obingo also said anambla team came first in the competition abroad when they only received certificate of attendance and yes obingo also lied about ugwu export ;Dvwe don't want a man that will give us fictions as achievements.

how about ugwuanyi the clueless one? this one will only declare fasting and prayer over boko haram.

Sullivan chime is a vegetable and will likely spend more time in the hospital than buhari does and he's clueless too

or is it OUK that will likely steal our money and invest it in okrika business?

ikpeazu can't be allowed to replicate is direction less government at the national level

do I need to go on and tall about ohakim, ekweremadu, Theodor orji and the others?

After the devil, fear an igbo man. If they get that power naija go run down. I prefer a fulani dictator ruling me

Lalasticlala mynd44 dominique oam4j fp

Nwa an igbo man ruling Nigeria is like a camel passing through the eye of a needle (its practically impossible ) and a man trusting his hyperactive brother with his wife (thats foolishness) . maybe in the next 50 yrs a change must have occured

NwaChibuzor:
Urenna UK na very boring country with little or no place of interest. Till date i still no understand wetin Nigerians dey find go there. USA rules anyday any time. The life style is so different, people are more open and free unlike uk where people seem to be more reserved. I even prefer S.A to The U.K. Enjoy ur stay tho. lalasticlala

true talk there. Uk na very boring country. USA is just a world on its own. Hot and freaky girls everywhere. They are very open and free minded.

Uk na nigerian backyard na. Nigerians don really colonize that place both legally and illegally.

I've been hearing tales about being trained by NAMA rather than going through private training. Pls what are the procedures involved and what are the requirements?

Just yesterday, I caught a girl shaving her pubics. Funniest thing was that she didn't see me. Bitch left her door opened thinking no one was around lol. I made sure I fed my eyes well.

TheHistorian:
Please..Get a job.

oga if u had one, you won't comment or even open the thread. No one forced u to.

darkenkach:
We all know Nwachibuzor is fake and trying too hard to be like the other guy

lol true but chibuzor sef funny die. He drop a funny post on that ashawo thread i can never forget. He's more of a wannabe grown man well into his 30's who doesn't know he's old.

Lol i've been lowkey on NL for a while tho but these are the two most insane and purely stupid folks on NL right now. I'll go for nwaamikpe tho. Chibuzor on the other hand is a wannabe but em no send. Can be crazy at times tho. That him sars thread still dey make me laugh. The insult the guy sotey he deactivate him account. Obviously dude is a sars official whose job is hanging on thin ice . Amaikpe is more straight, factual. Chibuzor is more of a depressed frustrated 2nd class graduate who goes about insulting first class graduates. In a nut shell, amaikpe is tha bomb. Still, both are complete nuisance.

I was just flashing back my life today and I remembered one moment in secondary school decades ago.
There was this girl in my class called benita. Every nigga knew her as an ashawo girl coz most of them have tasted her but I haven't. On this fateful day I was pressed and decided to use the toilet . I jammed it open and there I saw my nigga fatai smashing this girl. Fatai didn't panic coz it was me but this girl panicked and asked me if I was gonna enter set lol but out of fear of being caught I said no. . Till date I still regret tho

second was in university around 2005. My sexy hot neighbor living the next compound and coursemate (I don forget her name sef) asked me whether I was lonely and if I didn't mind if she came to spend the night with me. Sharply I don happy fetch water for bathroom arrange house. Then I waited and waited till around 11pm but no show then I just gave up, locked my door and went to sleep. About an hour later, I had a knock on my door but I was to weak and deep in sleep to stand up (una know that kind sleep wey u go dey hear or feel ur surroundings for ur dream but u no go fit get up ). Then i guess she later left. The following morning I woke up, i know say my firewood body Bleep up big time I wasn't happy with myself at all. To make matters worse, the girl traveled that same morning I never saw her again. The following semester, she had moved to a new apartment. Shit happens mehn

Vicboi1:
That SPANISH FLY dey work die

guy where did u get it? How did u use it? What were the events that folowed? (her reactions) ...Gist us abeg.

How u guys dey do am. Most of the girls wey I dey always manage invite come house no dey wan Bleep. Dem go just come chop my food, we talk and dey go. If I wan start to dey touch them they;ll start threatening me that they are leaving. Abeg help your man.

Do we really have that kind of girls in naija ? I pray to meet one tho. This life don kuku tire me before. Na girl wey go use toto kill me I dey find

Well to me it is. You won't realize it until after 5-10 min and u eja****te. Ya'll just have to know that that thing you die for called vagina is just a warm muscle that _wanks your dick (same thing ur hands does during masturbation). Asides that, it has nothing else to offer. The way guys die for this nonsense called vagina makes some girls to feel super and special as if its gold. Let them go to hell

Someone go come church give testimony say he bin dey live with HIV for 10yrs but after last week night vigil, pastor pray for am and he turned out negative. The mumu nor know say all these while he had been using ARV,s and stuffs thinking he was positive, he was indeed negative. It shall not be well with the doctors who lied to him 10 yrs ago.

sinaj:
Op just try no 2 by sleeping with only 3 different Alhajis in a week. You will know better afterwards.

Silly post.

bros forget that nonsense. HIV ko HIV ni. That thing na scam and point one the op noted is proof. Results are always inconsistent. a friend of mine once tested positive in one hospital like that . he coundn't sleep nor eat for day. he was even contemplating suicide then I persuaded him to re do the test again. This time in a different hospital. They said he was negative. We went t to another hospital, result read negative. To be very sure, he did the test again after some months and still negative. The first hospital that tested positive, naso dem for don go do am for innocent person, the mumu go just accept him fate like that dey use drug ontop disease wey e nor get. How e nor go die?

By the way why do you people attribute STD's and vaginal maggots to Alhajis? We need to stop that mentality abeg. Grow up dude.

millomaniac:
Sorry my guy. Your perverseness has blinded and severely limited you.

Just have a little sense of humor and understand that we are here to joke rather than being a saddist. I'm pretty sure you find it difficult to make friends in life if this is your true nature. Moreover I'm way better than you so pocket that word ''limited'' into your pants.

Topestbilly:
Sex with this people you mentioned is an achievement for you? *clapping for you*

To me isn't something I can be proud of.

lol see hypocrite.

Topestbilly:
Made it in life?

Guy if somehow u manage to Bleep kim kardashian or nicki minaj or lets say people like temi otedola, dj cuppy or princess kate middleton . You will definitely see it as an achievement. . You won't even mind having the sex tape leak and beat your chest that you don Bleep otedola pikin before

RoyalBlak007:
♤

[color=#F5A215]♤And @ that moment, she'll still be saying "Stop naw_Stop joor" [/color]

lol girls can be really mysterious sometimes. even if dem wan Bleep badly dem go still dey say no all because of 2 things

1. They dont wanna appear cheap

2. They know guys do kiss and tell ( spreading the gospel that they bleeped a girl). So that always comes in mind because they know the guy will deff tell his niggas and describe every bit of how her toto be. Whether e tight or not. whether e dey smell or not

how true

Mine was a girl I was dating. She was 28, I was 21 at that time about 10 yrs ago. It wasn't obvious she was older than me coz I had a very mature face. We had sex regularly, she was even talking about marriage until one day she somehow found out. My brother saw us together and the fool did told her everything about me including my history and age. Na there yawa gas lol. She hated me from that moment.

Suregiver48:
The guy that predicted crystal palace to win by 2-1, thanks for the game.
I was able to win so much with it together with juventus,arsenal 12&over 2.5.

seems today is a bloody day.the ist 10people to quote me,with their account number or bet9ja id get funded with 2k each..please maximum of 10 people. let not spam the thread.

my bet9ja ID bro

97961

congrats and God bless

lonikit:
must u insult to make ur points. its obvious u lack manners.

are you a fool? how dare you tell me I lack manners..

lonikit:
panty not panties. panties is the plural form of panty.

Are you are fool ? When I mentioned panties did I say it happened just once?

Headlesschicken:
This x d kinda sh!t dat happens,wen kids eat d food dat r meant for adults....smh

Its better for a kid to eat food meant for adults than adults eating food meant for pigs and demons.. See pics attached mr headless fowl..

oboy this mercedes na die o

MrDandy:
What?! You wash her pants ?

Jezus is lord!

I was also gonna complain about that.. How can a nigga stoop so low to wash a girls panties whether by hand or by machine, wash na wash.. Worst of all e con be menstruation pant pint again.. mama yeligray must hear this..