Never but I've had too many close calls.
I remember when I was young and I brought my girlfriend home in the 90's. Dad was on military assignment in one of those troubled african countries then so he had been away for months. So it was just me and my mum . I was the only child then still in secondary school. She went to work on this day I never expected her to b back till night. Then I called my next compound babe for some sex romp. Along the line I heard a knock on my door I thought it was my nigga coz he begged me to invite him over for a 3some so I went to open the door with just boxers. What I saw I felt the ground should swallow me. It was a room and palor sef contain (no money that year) so there was no how the girl would even come out of the bedroom without you seeing her straight from the main door. I almost shit for body. My hearts where in my hands. Then the unexpected happened. As she was about entering the room something happened in the compound people were shouting and yelling which made her to turn back immediately and do amebo . Mumsi go outside do amebo so tey I had all the time in the world to sneak my girl out. Till date I believe miracles do exists

Brutal day...some one had informed my girlfriend's mum that I was always pounding yam in the morning on her way to work and in the evening before she gets home.

We lived on the same street.

She was banging on the door all worked up.
I used the fridge to block the main entrance while

I opened the window, and she escaped.

hmmmm.....jxt here 2 observe

make I park here for tonight. this thread go sweet well well

OK naaaaa! Some sexcapades

bigtt76:
OK naaaaa! Some sexcapades

can't wait to read about yours.

There is a God above that will always catch YOU

Hmmmm me I didn't use to have 5ex oooo <Bush girl accent> Wetin you wan hear... Kiss and tell not good!

uboma:


can't wait to read about yours.

bigtt76:
Hmmmm me I didn't use to have 5ex oooo <Bush girl accent> Wetin you wan hear... Kiss and tell not good!

Every bit of it is what I want to hear.


where do we meet so my ears alone will be the ones to hear it.


And for the records, whatever you say stays between us.

cross my heart......

this thread and needle go sweet o.. make i Buy Land here first.. someone call lala and seun to share their experience. i know they are amateur fvckers

I've been caught masturbating by my sister :-(. Scarred me fo a while

nibblealittle:
I've been caught masturbating by my sister :-(. Scarred me fo a while

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lol. good pleasure hunters don't get caught

gentlechyke:
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lol. good pleasure hunters don't get caught

Lmao

nibblealittle:


Lmao

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yeah. but don't over grease your kitty so you don't become asexual.

observe wot haddassah

how did u gt caught?

Hm..OP... so in the 90's you don dey sabi 3some.....

me na for toilet wen my elther brother catch me, even himself dey chop d girl too, my other brother too dey chop d girl, the girl dey america now.

hmmm...if i sud talk my own eh

mofeoluwadassah:
hmmmm.....jxt here 2 observe

ansa jor. have u bin cort doing d tormtin

I was in ss2 then and my school was close to my house. I had this girl that I always bang! I am the last born and mummy so believed in me.
on that faithful day,everyone has gone out, and they are not supposed to return sooner. so I had my girl come over after school as she always do.
after we were done making love, I entered bathroom to shower, and she was completely naked on my bed when mumcy enter my room!

the rest is history

nibblealittle:
I've been caught masturbating by my sister :-(. Scarred me fo a while

thanks for being you.

lol.. I have a lot of accompanists here, comment readers. make here small amebo

cooljoe:
ansa jor. have u bin cort doing d tormtin

After Nigerian guys will start looking for virgin upandan

AfricanApple:
After Nigerian guys will start looking for virgin upandan

don't mind them, I don't know who they expect to marry the non-virgins... There's this friend of mine that hardly goes 3 days without sex who was telling me he'd like to marry a virgin, I was like you too... Baba u dey mad oo.

what's sex??

Okada pack I say pack I don reach my bus stop

mofeoluwadassah:

don't be shy, it ain't a tin

Driver pack me for here,, u dey craze, I say Park me for here now... Abi u want make I pass my destination.