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justi4jesu: it seems OP just entered 1 chance for one Abuja light and tattooed skin girl's hand.No offense

hmmmm
made small sense

can't say bt i knw GOD is very good

chk dis thread out and laff a little
https://www.nairaland.com/1871033/sex-vs-football

chk dis out and laff lil. happy sunday to ya all

https://www.nairaland.com/1871033/sex-vs-football

take heart dear. God has a plan 4 us all

private jet are not for kids.
how much him get?

Mskrisx: No way!

why u give d poor boy black eye na?

stinggy: Babes, I can do it for you without any cost

sharp guy.
dis na close marking

AbdulAdam56: lienus na there they born you.

nope. bt my name isn't lienus nor my nickname.
question answered?

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pictures

marieolae: Abeg its nt only abuja u see dis..all over the country sef

i taya 4 op self. OP, na serve u come for here? (abj)

make una read dis jor...........
https://www.nairaland.com/1871033/sex-vs-football

AbdulAdam56: exposing your packaging.u dey vex

guy read very well op u dey confuse. were u knw 4 inside abuja?

Mskrisx: So op wats now ya point

help me ask am oh

AbdulAdam56: THINGS ABOUT ABUJA BABES YOU NEED
TO KNOW
If you have lived in Abuja for more than a
year, you should
understand the term “fake Abuja big girl” or
FABB.
These are the girls who are usually very
attractive, own all the
Apple products in this world, live in
N1million flats in Maitama, but
if you check their background, their parents
are struggling in their
various villages.
Enough said, let me educate you.
1. Bleached skin and tattoos:
These days, most girls think they have to
be “white-skinned” to be
beautiful. They go as far as taking
injections to perfect their skin.
They then get tattoos to complete the look.
These girls have to sell
their market. When you check their
background, their families are as
dark-skinned as they come but these girls
look more like Black or
White era Michael Jackson.
2. Fake accent:
This is another common trait. FABBs roll
their tongues like their
lives depend on it. Every vowel, irrespective
of the word, is followed
by an ‘R’: Jos become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi;
Abuja, Abujarrr.
3. Long ‘human’ hair:
If they do not have the Brazilian hair that
reaches their butt, they
haven’t arrived. Picture the combo:
bleached skin, fake accent and
long Brazilian hair. Most of these girls
don’t even have up to N10,
000 in their bank accounts but they have to
impress. All na
packaging!
4. Own the latest android phones:
This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I
watched weeks ago.
Funke Akindele’s character sold her bed
just so she could buy an
Android phone. She preferred to sleep on a
bare mattress on the
floor than use her regular Nokia phone just
so she could impress the
guys and catch “proper fish.” This is
exactly what FABBS do. They
would own the iPhone 5s, S4, iPad. Before
the iPhone6 is out, they
already have it yet they don’t have regular
jobs. So where do they
get all that money from?
5. Don’t invite you to their houses:
FABBs never want you to know where they
live; it would ruin the
illusion of their prosperous lives. Picture
this, as a guy, you meet
this pretty light skinned lady, who owns all
the nicest phone and
tablets, maybe drives a car if the hustle is
tight; long Brazilian hair
and a little cash in their bank account. As
a guy, you believe you
are toasting or dating a girl who has
money. So, why would she
invite you to her “face me I face you” to
spoil her packaging?
Everybody’s hustle is different but that of
the Fake Abuja Big Girl is
the realest; take note pls

we love dem like dat.
i hv lived in abj for more dan 10yrs since 2004 and i love all dem my abj girls

chk dis out.
funny bt true
https://www.nairaland.com/1871033/sex-vs-football

chk dis out

https://www.nairaland.com/1871033/sex-vs-football

Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
...
5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

Its amazing when strangers become friends, but it's sad when friends
become strangers. never want to lose you as a friend!
I met you as a stranger.
Now I have you as a friend.
I hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends.

I
may
not
be
the
most
important
person
in
your
Life
I
just
hope
that
when
you
hear
my
name
you
smile
&
say
THAT'S MY FRIEND!!

mumu

omon dem reach were i dey too oh.
hahahaha lol
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DONMAYOR19: this is one of the jobless person I'm talking about. Pls don't give up yet, continue to apply(if only u have qualification) and see if one day they might call u for interview. GOAT.

u don cry finish?
e can pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweetlemon: You are an expert!

na u knw. if u like carry ur head 4 hand na u sabi. i just say mk i hail u small.
shikina

estherdennis: you people wiLl never seize to amaze me,when has they produce nonsense before?

check your memory very well u will remember

.

the same thing our parents said too while we were growing up.
it's normal.
change is d only constant thing in life.
this is another generation.

Caracta: @OP, very true. My nephew just clocked one year and he understands "come", "go", "clap for yourself". He has started forming words too. He knows what a mobile phone is used for and smiles for photographs.

Children learn faster these days. Quite impressive.

u said d truth and no lies in it. if na some people dey go add dia own join

DONMAYOR19: Na wa o, many people dey jobless for this country o, searching online just to update and post topic on nairaland, thank God I'm not posting with my clear eye now. Note that this my post is only possible by this time because I saw the topic in my dream, so I had to comment via my dream...thanks

u, mumu
ya post, mumu
ya dream, mumu
everything 4 ya body, mumu.
i beg sleep complete sleep make ya mumu 4 expire

e fit just be rubbish wen dem wan produce again

ziezy: ...cos he lukewarm shey ?? Abi cold sef

ebola (dead)