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Good day everyone.....i was going thru my facebook messages and i came across a message i sent way bac in 2011 to 1 chick i wnted to ask out....wen i read d message i almost died of laffter becuz the content of d message waz jst too crazy i waz yarning mad dust as in it was depressing ..if i was in d babe's shoes i will not ave even agreed self.....this is a thread mainly were we can all share our most forgettable toasting/chyking moments...... let's not kid ourselves we all ave this moment(s).... and wen we remember dem its always painful , funny , depressing blah blah and so on..... bt it fun becuz it shows us how we ave grown over the years........so let d comments keep comin.





p.s.

pls dont complian abt my wrting..... domo arigato

i am d only person dat thinks d last person is a zombie.....


serzly is nobody seein dat.....




y d f**k is a zombie on a bus

adegunahmed:
any tribe as far she has a good heart.
i love ibo girls dey are most jealous
yoruba girls are the most talkative
hausa girls are the d craziest.
i love crazy talkakative jealous babes

omo na wa oh...... hope u. will nt complain later oh

prettythicksme:
club!!!

U KNW dis

I serzly wonder if all dis pple d@ post relationship ads actually get a response.....


P.s op bt OP in sense u r retard*d sha

Only God can tell me to do it b4 I can......
Apart frm d@ it's nxt to impossible 4 me.

darnley16:
Retards everywhere

Every where bro.....dey r takin over

kadgets:
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Safe 2pts.
I staked heavily
GL if You've got the mind to play

omo ma guy na dis kin tin dey frustrate person pass

Finally all d yoruba vs igbo fight will finally end ( tho yoruba won tho)....... North-south-east N West let's all embrace change n learn to move forward.......



#sai apc
#sai change
#sai GMB
#sai Ambode
#sai everybody
#sai Nigeria

Haapi sunday every1

falconey:
no I still don't get it. I said and I quote "so because of girls the good guys have to turn bad"

Omo bro I wonder Oooooo...... as if d it's must to d "sterotypical bad boy"

I won't blame girls of now 2day wen too much. Shows like vamp diaries n others r polluting them

PunkyOh:
Yeah, very true. But don't you sometimes feel like you're missing out on a lot of things? I ask because sometimes there's this issue with Aquarius people, being there (physically) yet be emotionally & mentally absent. It's kinda hard to fully engage. How many times have you been at a place & not remember who said what/when? It's like you were there but not really there. Plus there's a tendency to feel like an outsider looking in- never fully part of any group or conversation. I don't know if you experience the same thing but I dislike the disconnection I seem to have with my surroundings or things happening around me. I try but I always end up zoning out & not pay much attention.

D funny tin abt d bolded is dat...... d@'s wat makes us unique alot.....i actually like d feelin of walkin into a place i may be der bt i'm nt reali der totally.....it actaully shows our decieteful nature as well as d lack of mormal emotions.....


altho it will be nice to be like every1 else bt........ we special n i kinda like it dat way.

adanduka:
I see a wall in need of painting.

heeehehehehheh

PunkyOh:
Really? Which part do you relate to?

almost everytin....i dnt personally believe in horoscope bt i ave to admit its kinda true.

bt d most defining fact of aqu are dey r intellectual...witty and lack a great deal of emotion.... i see dis 3 as d major summary

RickRichards:
Lol

boss na d true talk be d@ oh

na wa ooo....... so pple r still lookin 4 babes on nairaland.... on a site where most of the fine babes are either old men...yung boiz....thirsty niggaz, trolls, goats, etc..........................................

TheSonOfMark:
She wore buttpads no doubt.

i dnt knw if d babe was expecting 1000likes becuz of a butt padded tightened-flaccid ass in a pooin position

wen u tot u ave seen everytin on nairaland........................... somebody pops up and blows yur mind away wit der FOOLISHNESS/CREATIVITY

PunkyOh:
LOL no, 1st Aquarius don't roll in cliques, they are lone rangers. 2ndly, Aquarius can strike up a conversation with anybody. In fact, Aquarius are often accused of making everyone feel like a friend, only for the Aquarius to move on to the next interesting person. I experience that all the time in real life. I meet someone at the washing line, we have a conversation & the next thing they act like we're BFFs, banging down my door. Which is when I start ignoring them & let them grow roots standing at my door.

Aquarius are friendly but their problem is that they don't know how to keep friendships going, they're neglectful. They find friendships too demanding & emotionally draining, because Aquarius people value their space & freedom too much to be constantly in touch with people. If you wanna annoy an Aquarius, bombard them with useless & numerous messages/ calls, they'll start to feel caged & need to get away. We still are the friendliest sign though, not Libra.

:ochisos dis is so true

PunkyOh:
Aquarius through & through

Didn't know we were duplicitous though. Kikiki. Ah well.

i sight u ma fellow aquarius..........................................

temitemi1:
That is tinubu's plan . GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!

tell me u r joking...........................

JUHABACH:
my most anticipated MCU movie. lol.

bro u ave killed me wit d@ pic LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Hello, sir. I was wondering about the academic qualifications for registration in to ICAN. I only have neco result with all credits, is it acceptable coupled with my bsc result?

golddust6000:
What i meant about composure was that during lecture, you have to see the way they speak yoruba during lecture, always shouting on top of their voices.
During group presentation, omo you have to see the way they murdered English language.

Bro he dey happen na.....i now get w@ yur sayin

Chiaka:
Don't see why this should any problem. People should be allowed to vote whoever they feel to vote for without showing remorse...... its the whole essence of democracy.

I get w@ ya sayin

golddust6000:
What do you mean by "lie"?

Yoruba pple hardly lack composure d@ I knw 4 a fact......

Bt sori abt callin u a lair der waz no offence intended.......

Chiaka:
Why are saying this give reason. Not in Lagos, only heard the news about Lagos Oba issuing some threat words because of politics, I feel he was not right doing that.....but if you can explain some things that led to the outrage. I see Ambode and Agbaje as his Sons he would have given both equal chance instead of taking side.

If u observed tinz afta d presi elct u'll realise d@ tension has been boiling over btw SW and SE becuz. SW did allegedly vote for GEJ and decided to vote for GMB.... notin withstanding d fire had already started d oba den pourd petrol into it and made tinz worse....i reall hope notin appens.....becuz der is no point in killin ourselves

golddust6000:
hahaha, i am in Germany now studying, thanx bro. Even here in Germany, most yoruba students can't express themselves, it's a big shame to me, they lack composure.

Chairman dis yur lie Gon...!!! na wa oh

Chiaka:
It may not even start in the first place. I Don't live in Lagos and we have lots of Yorubas living down here also and they feel very much at home. We don't remind them every sec that its not their State. Many of them working same company with me down here and are also successful and happy, some of them are even married to our beautiful women here. When one focus on tribal things like this, one cannot grow, rid yourself of such.

Well God help us.......becuz if anytin shuld apen wit will be mad in lagos.......


Nt d@ I support any tribe bt d igbo pple r gradually oversteppin der bounds in lag.........n i'm sayin dis in d most neutral way possible........becuz wen a tribe(yoruba) no longer feels secure in its alleged land again anytin can happen

dapsonlou:
Go and bite your mother oloshi

Chisos omo u finish d guy

Chiaka:
Was not for as long......and Nigeria was not highly as developed ..and also did not make as much investment into Calabar like it did in Lagos and Abuja, hence much people did not move to calabar then like the case of Lagos and now Abuja.........but obviously if it continued will have been a no mans land also. Sorry its the bitter truth. That's the price regions like that pay.......its the simple truth

I dnt wnt to come off as a triblist bt imagine w@ is goin on in lagos is happening in an eastern state....how do u tin d ibo's will react.....?!!

Chiaka:
Lagos was ones a federal capital, that's why it called a No mans land, even Abuja is now also called a No mans land. Stop Promoting hate!!

Bro I tink calabar waz a capital too abi....?!!!

Bt nobody calls calabar a no man's land naa

FLAWLES:
.why you laffin like dat? Are dey dowin u der *winks*

I lent to laff like d@ on niaraland oh......bt d post waz funny sha...... d rate of girls/boyz hiting on boyz/girls in different places is becomin 2 much here......