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RomanceRe: Man Curses Lady Who Blocked Him After Sending Her 9k by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:58am On Apr 06, 2017

I know how much i have in my bank account but may God take my life any day i give 5 naira or gift to any girl
FamilyRe: I'm Tired Of My Marriage!!! Please Help by MrEgbegbe(m): 9:45am On Apr 06, 2017

If you haven't been with a woman, you won't know how annoying and evil they are

A woman can make you commit suicide by the words of her mouth

But that doesn't warrant ass whopping or domestic violence

The reason why her husband still beats her is because she's weak, let her kick his husband in the nuts, he will never lay hands on her again
FashionRe: Tattooed Lady: "I Paid N10,000 To Soldiers In Port-Harcourt For Wearing Tattoo" by MrEgbegbe(m): 2:00pm On Apr 05, 2017
henrydadon:
40% of nigerian population tatted?

how did you come up with that statistics

is any body in your family tatted..

you well at all?
Is anyone in my family tatted ?? Many of them, what do they do for a living ?? They're doctors and engineers

40% of the Nigerian population ?? Yes, where do you live ?? Under the rocks ??
FashionRe: Tattooed Lady: "I Paid N10,000 To Soldiers In Port-Harcourt For Wearing Tattoo" by MrEgbegbe(m): 1:58pm On Apr 05, 2017
5starmilitant:
They do bro. Especially in the south-south areas where cultism is much. They even go after guys that are keeping dreads, and wearing earrings.


Seun Egbegbe, dem don finally bail youhuh
Another lie

In the south south, many of them wear dreads and earrings and also are cult members

They control the military and police force
FashionRe: Tattooed Lady: "I Paid N10,000 To Soldiers In Port-Harcourt For Wearing Tattoo" by MrEgbegbe(m): 1:52pm On Apr 05, 2017
henrydadon:
keep deceiving your self

those people will look for any ridiculous mean to extort you and oppress you when given the chance to do so.
Shut up

40% of the Nigerian population are tatted

Now one is disturbing them or harassing them
FashionRe: Tattooed Lady: "I Paid N10,000 To Soldiers In Port-Harcourt For Wearing Tattoo" by MrEgbegbe(m): 1:47pm On Apr 05, 2017

That's a big lie

The Army or Police don't give a fucck if you're tatted like Lil Wayne or Wizkhalifa

The police or Army didn't disturb people when tattoos where considered as a taboo in the 90's and early 2000, why would they give a fucck now that lawyers, Bank Managers, CEO, Army guys, Doctors all have tattoos in Nigeria

She's just naturally dumb

Why would someone tell you that there's a new law in Rivers state that bans tattoos and you decide to pay them 10k, it's just like saying that there's a law that bans wearing clothes in Rivers state

We can't take a girl who writes lives in Nigeria as "leave in Nigeria"

Ignorant lying girls

Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Society Of Nigeria Registers As A Corporate Body, Petitions MDCN by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:41am On Apr 05, 2017
Esdb3:
folks with whores for mothers are always quick to conclude on other peoples moms. African achievement? fool
Sorry, we don't know what whores are in Africa

Are you talking about your gay rights supporting abortion loving slutty Western mother ??

Kid, you keep mentioning Africa and achievements, is that all you know ?? Can you make your parents proud and come up with a solid argument/insult

Dick sucking goat face kid

You sound like you like taking it in the ass
CrimeRe: Notorious Robber 'Ability' Rearrested After Escaping From Court In Calabar.PICS by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:08am On Apr 05, 2017
decatalyst:
And most Nigerians don't.


Don't crucify him
Shut the fucck up

Nigerians know the difference between Jeeps, Suv and crossovers

Don't let me slap some senses into your empty skull
CrimeRe: Notorious Robber 'Ability' Rearrested After Escaping From Court In Calabar.PICS by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:05am On Apr 05, 2017

My mentor

He will be back on the street by next week

You can't keep us down

Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Society Of Nigeria Registers As A Corporate Body, Petitions MDCN by MrEgbegbe(m): 6:55am On Apr 05, 2017
Esdb3:
its possible to have a fire burn for years. Lmfao! Nigerian atheists are dumb. see drink your alcohol and sleep around. Dont hate that some religionsays it is wrong. All you people spew is hate hate hate because you feel pricked you might he wrong. Your atheistic tendencies have nothing to do with reasoning and intellectualism. You dull Africans with not a single sole achievement to your race would be shouting atheism around and start blowing memorized english around. smh
Shut up
Keep Africa out of your goddam mouth

Dull Africans without an achievement ?? No, motherfucker, we've achieved a lot but you're too retar.ded to see or notice it

Your mother should have swallowed your father's sperm instead of taking it in her stinky pusssy

Mention me one more time and i will make life unbearable for your stinky fat slutty mother
EducationRe: Man Sends An Orphan He Met During NYSC In Rivers To University (Pics) by MrEgbegbe(m): 4:06pm On Apr 04, 2017


Buhari will not be happy about this
CelebritiesRe: Seun Egbegbe Implicates Lawal Kareem, His Younger Brother In His Criminal Case by MrEgbegbe(m): 4:06pm On Apr 04, 2017
izzou:
MrEgbegbe

Is this true?
Show me evidence
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Sues Kemi Olunloyo, Sends Her Back To Prison - Freeze (Screenshots) by MrEgbegbe(m): 8:42am On Apr 04, 2017

Wow

Thank God

She finally got the mental help she needed

Next on the list is her kolomental boyfriend Daddy freeze

HealthRe: Does Some Certain Kind Of Sounds Upset You? Here Is Why by MrEgbegbe(m): 8:40am On Apr 04, 2017

I love sex noise
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:26pm On Apr 03, 2017
peculiar32:
I do not agree
How much is it worth ??
RomanceRe: Plus Size Bride & Her Slim Husband At Their Traditional Marriage (Photo) by MrEgbegbe(m): 6:46pm On Apr 03, 2017
Sarah20A:
at least make it private
Why
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 6:35pm On Apr 03, 2017
TinaAnita:
most guys don't appreciate when a lady gives in too easily, it sends a wrong signal to their brain subconsciously. Let him sweat like mad before he sees the colour of your panties
Only kids would sweat for pusssy
RomanceRe: Plus Size Bride & Her Slim Husband At Their Traditional Marriage (Photo) by MrEgbegbe(m): 6:34pm On Apr 03, 2017
Sarah20A:
you need Deliverance
Deliverance so that i would change my opinion about the type of women i like ??
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 6:32pm On Apr 03, 2017
peculiar32:
e pain am ooo
No

I'm too rich to be pained by a comment
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 6:31pm On Apr 03, 2017
peculiar32:
what are you waiting for...You n I know versaline can't be compared to the real thing
But the real thing isn't worth 5 naira
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 1:32pm On Apr 03, 2017
Teespice:
if only you would think deep to know that she's saying that women should know their worth and not give out the cookie anyhow but no, what I am seeing is people dissing her unnecessarily.
And you're a virgin who haven't given your cookie to at least 5 people
CareerRe: When Is The Right Time To Leave Your Job? by MrEgbegbe(m): 1:31pm On Apr 03, 2017
excanny:
He should steal from him?

What sort of people are these ?
Your brain is dead if you can't detect sarcasm
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 12:22pm On Apr 03, 2017
Zirah:
Stop pretending. The only person you want to fucckk is your mom. But I've said it. Kill her and end your misery.
Your dad's tight booty makes me go insane

Having sex with your dad is like sticking my dick in a rat mouth
HealthRe: Meningitis Outbreak; Here’s How To Prevent Spread Of The Contagious Disease by MrEgbegbe(m): 12:17pm On Apr 03, 2017

The only way to prevent it is to eat good

It only happens in the North where many of them starve

Eating Amala and Ewedu every day of the week is not eating good
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 12:16pm On Apr 03, 2017
Zirah:
Lol. This egberegbe guy was molested by his mother as a kid and out of revenge he now fcks her day in day out. But he hasn't got his pound of flesh yet, his friends take turns on her too. This mr-egbere-sigidi person can't get in a healthy relationship with the opposite sex as a result. He's an accomplished deviant who constantly thinks of nothing else than raping his mother and watching her being raped.

A very bitter person, witness to and a victim of incest who only laughs when he steps on a baby chicken.

This retard's sexual fantasies ranges from molesting cute puppies to raping and abducting young lads. Now he's thinking of my father which is very good cos old though he his, he'll have your dick caught off in one swoop!, hung on a spike to be eaten by hungry birds.

Mr. Egberegbe, enough now! Your bitterness is now obvious to everyone, stop bugging us with it. Just go and kill your mother once and for all and get it over with! She caused you this life not the innocent women who don't want anything to do with you!!!

Good luck on the journey and hope this helps your misery.
My love

Do you know what we will do the first night i meet you ??

I will fucck you till you won't be able to walk again
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 12:14pm On Apr 03, 2017
Benita27:
You're a dead end street. Bye!.
I'm not surprised

You just quit like your mother
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 12:04pm On Apr 03, 2017
Benita27:
As ratched as you're do you love your status to expect anyone to love you?. grin cheesy

I never said "Rich guys only", it's obvious you'll never comprehend.
Okay

I'm sorry for not comprehending

I'm a little bit mentally unstable

Who do you say can have a taste of it ??
RomanceRe: I Won't Sell Hair To Ladies Who Wear Fake Camel Toe -nigerian Lady by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:59am On Apr 03, 2017


Why are women naturally dumb ??

Don't you wanna make money ?? I would sell to pastors,
kidnappers, Pope, Bishop, bus drivers

Why do women complain and bitch about simple stuffs ??
CareerRe: When Is The Right Time To Leave Your Job? by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:57am On Apr 03, 2017

Nothing on earth would stop his boss from sacking him

He should steal as much as he can from the goat face boss and leave him to die
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:54am On Apr 03, 2017
Benita27:
This is the problem we are talking about here. Your inability to decipher a thing.

So just because my pussy isn't gold plated means I should share it with any Dick, Tom or Harry?. This is the message in what Dabota said that you couldn't decipher.

I am not one of your cheap sisters that gives her pussy to dim-wits!, swerve with your stupidity!.
Your pusssy is so precious, only rich dudes should have a taste of it

Stupid goat
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Society Of Nigeria Registers As A Corporate Body, Petitions MDCN by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:46am On Apr 03, 2017
God doesn't exist

He created Adam and Eve which were the first people ever created, Adam and Eve had children, their children had children, the children must have had sex with their mother and sisters

Another super story, a virgin got impregnated by a holy spirit, hahahahahahha

We have been waiting for the coming of the Lord Jesus for 1 million years now and he's still busy arranging for the flight that will take him to earth

If you don't believe in God, you will go to hell fire, what kind of fire is in there ?? It has been flaming for 6 million years now non stop and the people in it haven't turned to ashes ??

God loves his children, meanwhile he's sitting in his chair made of diamonds and gold and his children are on earth dying of starvation


Go tell that stupid story to primary school kids

CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:43am On Apr 03, 2017
Zirah:
You're still fantasizing. Like I said, you're not helping anyone here. Your mother needs you now. One more round of banging her cherry out before my dad chokes the life out of you. How I'll love to watch your death, yeah?

You won't be missed, lav. Nobody wants a cursed reject around.
Do you know how i want to die ??

After a 40 hour sex marathon with your dad, i take a shower, lay on his laps and then die a peaceful death

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