₦airaland Forum

abbaapple:
u dis slow poke! ur comments are meaningless, kafadi alkhairi ko kayi shiru.

Wawa, tafi yi jima'i tare da uwarka, yunwa bera

abbaapple:
so u have changed ur Monika? shame! By Dat Monika I guest u re d one, hatrate is in ur soul, ur ugliness can't allow u do make a good comment, abeg no allow deppretion to kill u. my advice dough.

Hi

Hungry rat

Nbh

Fessy09:
then you dont what you're talking about, abeg Line-up jarey

Stupid kid

Do you know that someone who was born in Nigeria, spent 25 years in Nigeria can migrate to another country ??

I will buy you a brand new used brain

Fessy09:
The Zoo Nigeria and those who live in it just like you are what?citizens ba?

Shut up kid

So, everyone on Nairaland lives in Nigeria ??

daretodiffer:
Right after you blow yourself and your family up

Will it be okay if i do it tomorrow ??

sharpguy10:
Bros you need wisdom, ask God to give you wisdom or find a tutor to train you

Ask God ??

You mean your imaginary friend ??

daretodiffer:
Make sure you take your family with you

When is your assignment ??

Make the Muslim communities proud

Allah will reward you with 200 male virgins, they will tear your pusssy

daretodiffer:
And your family too

Yea

But will i still get 78 virgins if i bomb people as instructed by my lovely Allah ??

daretodiffer:
Is that what your mama did to Dada?

That is what i will do to Allah

Onnasucs1:
you have a point but they are right.
If that is not a requirement, they will end up giving license to those who can't even kick a car.

It's called drivers license and it is issued to those who can drive. The only way you can prove that you can drive is to show what certifies you as a driver

Who even needs a driver's license ??

Unless you're traveling interstate where you will meet unfamiliar wicked police officers​

blueseacats:
He's not that far away from the definition of rape, which can also mean "destruction" .In this case this lady destroyed this man. I think in that context she's not out of order.

Rape don't only mean forceful sexual assault against one's will.

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Did i say forceful ?? Once you intend to gratify your sexual need off of someone, then it's rape

Do you know what private part is ?? Once you touch that without the person's consent, it is rape

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esthertk:
I need the candid advise of the matured minds here. My boyfriend and I have been dating for 8 months when our relationship was 3 months I was able to get a German visa and moved to Germany .

He lost his job 2 months ago, and we have been discussing on how he can get back on his feet, lots of interviews and no call back and with this harsh economy we consider it best he starts a business which he doesn't even have the capital.

I really wish I can support him but so scared it might be termed as using money to buy love and this might just make him stick to me for the wrong reasons or even later dump me... I am so confused

You don't deserve that guy

If you were in the same situation, he wouldn't open a thread to seek advice from strangers who are probably teenagers to know his stand

I wish i know who that guy is, i will make sure he dumps your and find someone who deserves him

You have the money and you don't want to help him because you're a kid

My then girlfriend i have been with for only 2 weeks gave me a large amount of money to start a business, we're happily married and have two kids and today i have the money to buy her the world, that's why i will never ever ever leave her

Your selfish ass don't deserve that dude

Now, let me ask you this, before he had problem with his job, how many times have he given you money ?? How many people did he consult before giving you the money ??