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CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:41am On Apr 03, 2017
Benita27:
You can't afford it. It's not for fools.
He can't afford it ??

Do you have 3 Ferrari and 6 Lamborghini parked in it ??

Is it gold plated ??

Yours is just a stinky flesh worth a 100 naira airtime
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:29am On Apr 03, 2017
creepsyme:
watever... pls enjoy ur next session of sex.
God forbid

Enjoy your next sex and whatever comes with it

Sinner
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:27am On Apr 03, 2017
sekem:
Kwakwakwakwakwa

Ogiri isi abi?

Chai
Ogiri isi, Mmiri Akpu and igiri ugba mixed together
HealthRe: Meningitis: Death Toll Hits 328 - Punch by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:26am On Apr 03, 2017
bionixs:
this is just meningitis o! God please,may ebola never again know where Nigeria is located in the world map in a time like this with this crop of leaders we have now
How old are you ??

Ebola never occurred in Nigeria

Mention the names of the people that got Ebola and mention the names of the people that died of Ebola
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:24am On Apr 03, 2017
creepsyme:
liar! liar!!liar!!!liar!!!! and u expect anyone to believe you? as if you are a ghost... even ghost go around sleeping with humans in form of spirit husbands and spirit wives, so wat the heck are you talking about?Am sure you had sex last nite......
Hey

Tell me the reason you called me a liar and do you think i would waste my time lying to you ?? What would i gain from lying ?? $100M ??
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:22am On Apr 03, 2017
Zirah:
Haha. You're a chicken for my dad, you know. He'll strangle your ostrich neck before you find your voice to call for help. But all these bla bla fantasies won't help. Run along now. Your mother is Hot!
Yea

I must confess, he's a strong man

I like being chocked

Your father is very strong, if you hear the sound he was making when he was taking my exhaust pipe in his tunnel, you will know he's a strong sweet bald dude
HealthRe: Meningitis: Death Toll Hits 328 - Punch by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:19am On Apr 03, 2017
Oreoo:
enjoy ur ban,i just have to ban u for this
If i slap you, will you cry ??
BusinessRe: Temi Otedola Writes About Her Autistic Brother (Photos) by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:17am On Apr 03, 2017

That guy is not autistic

He's mentally stable

If he's autistic then what is Kemi Olunloyo ??
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:15am On Apr 03, 2017
Zirah:
Incest is easiest to spot! Na wa. So you call your mom mother in the morning and rape her at night, what kind of life are you living?? Does your father know? Or is he banging your sister's brains as well? When a family is cursed though there's pretty nothing anyone can do about it. No wonder you're very bitter. Desist from the act and pls don't take this personal.
I love fuccking your mother but i can't stand her stinky ass that's why i diverted to your father.

I will tear your dad's ass open

Go check your dad's underwear, you will see traces of blood
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:12am On Apr 03, 2017
creepsyme:
you tink u can intimidate me by ur useless talks and ranting? as long as u are a human with vein and blood flowing in you are culpable I dont need to know you...# e-talkative#
Culpable ??

Again, you don't know me, how the hell do you know my life more than me ??

Why do you think that everyone loves and will do anything for sex ??

I haven't touched a woman or thought about sex in 15 years now, why ?? Because there's nothing special about sex
HealthRe: Meningitis: Death Toll Hits 328 - Punch by MrEgbegbe(m):

The Northern leaders are just useless and worthless

The North have produced like 5 Nigerian Presidents yet they have the highest rate of unemployment, starvation, terrorism, disease, illiteracy

We don't ask them to do anything for other tribe in Nigeria, what we want is for them to take care of their tribe, develop their tribe, bring their tribe to light, build infrastructure in their tribe

And the sad thing is that all of these brainless Northerners still support and stand firm for APC and Buhari

CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:01am On Apr 03, 2017
creepsyme:
yet you cannot do without it... dat makes it worth everything...
Shut up

Do you know​ me ??

How do you know i can't do without it ??

Bunch of brainless girls
RomanceRe: Plus Size Bride & Her Slim Husband At Their Traditional Marriage (Photo) by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:50am On Apr 03, 2017

Wow

I love big women

They are doctor's prescription, take 2 dose in the morning before eating, take 3 in the afternoon and 3 at night

I'm addicted to fat women

I love the sound when i knack big women, it sounds like you're clapping your two hands together
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:49am On Apr 03, 2017
Zirah:
How would you know so much about a pussy? Have you been fcking your mother?
Yes, i have been fuccking my mother but i must confess, your mother is the sweetest and the smelliest

After fuccking your mother, the scent from her tunnel drives away all the mosquitoes in my house
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:44am On Apr 03, 2017
LaEvilIMiss:
pussy has a price.. from FREE to 50k and above.. it depends on how much one is willing pay for it. Trust me it is nowhere near a few meters close to $500 million.
How much is yours ??
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:42am On Apr 03, 2017
Safiaa:
Yawns.

You're boring. Try harder.
Lol

Is that what you tell your father when he's stuffing your hole ??

Ahhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhh

Dad, you're boring, try harder
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m): 10:39am On Apr 03, 2017
Safiaa:
But yet you will nearly commit suicide or sink into depression if you dont get a taste of it for a long period.
You probably masturbate your sadistic self to sleep with just the thought of that 'kpomo vagina'
Brain of a tadpole, you'll probably find more satisfaction from the penetration of a mans anus.
NONSESNEE.
Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha​

Yours smell like ogiri
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m):

Idiot

I would rather buy a 50 naira Vaseline, go to porn website and enjoy myself

CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by MrEgbegbe(m):

No Vagina in this world is worth 5 naira

Even if it is made of gold and the tunnel leads straight to heaven

Vagina is a piece of rough flesh that smells like rotten fish

Vagina is a wound that bleeds for 5 days every month

When you shave a Vagina, it looks like Kpomo

Ignorant girls everywhere

CrimeRe: Woman Breaks Neighbour’s Jaw With Shovel Over Fruit (photo) by MrEgbegbe(m): 1:32pm On Apr 01, 2017

Afonjas fighting over food since 1945
CelebritiesRe: Why Seun Egbegbe Is Still In Custody After Court Granted Him Bail by MrEgbegbe(m):

False information

I'm not in police custody

I was wrongly accused of a crime i didn't commit and was locked up for no reason

No investigation, No proper paperwork

I've since posted bail and have been released

The God in heaven i serve will continue to fight for me

HealthRe: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by MrEgbegbe(m): 3:04pm On Mar 31, 2017
paschal47:
Okpala and you??
Igwebuike

Do you know Mmaduchem

I'm trying to remember where Okpala's family lives in Umunocha
HealthRe: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by MrEgbegbe(m): 2:54pm On Mar 31, 2017
paschal47:
Yes

Umunocha
Wow

What's your surname
HealthRe: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by MrEgbegbe(m): 1:04pm On Mar 31, 2017
paschal47:
What village? Sorry for the questions
Iruowelle

Are you from Awka etiti too ?
HealthRe: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:14am On Mar 31, 2017
paschal47:
Are you from awka etiti?
Yea
HealthRe: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:08am On Mar 31, 2017

You can make the smaller one be even (the same size) as the bigger one by pressing and squeezing the hell out of it

How do you think women get big breast ?? Of course from men who constantly squeeze it all the time

CareerRe: Help! My Colleague Is Never On Sit During Working Hours, What Should I Do?!! by MrEgbegbe(m): 7:15am On Mar 31, 2017

What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

Are you his employer ??

Do you pay his salary ??

Has anyone complained about your inability to be financially stable ?? No, because the have a life

Do you find it difficult minding your own business ??

I hate people because of people like you

CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reacts To Kemi Olunloyo's Release by MrEgbegbe(m): 8:51pm On Mar 30, 2017

Wow

That's lovely

Mummy Daddy freeze is standing up for his kolomental girlfriend

CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Remanded In Prison Again, Charges Dropped Against Walson by MrEgbegbe(m): 8:35pm On Mar 30, 2017

Lock that terrorist up and throw away the key

Trying to commit a terrorist act against a man of God

She should be denied trial and bail

No peace for terrorists

CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Wearing Prison Uniform (Photos) by MrEgbegbe(m):

Finally in the mental hospital

Next person should be her kolomental friend Daddy freeze

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shares 2007 Throwback Photos. Did She Change Much? by MrEgbegbe(m): 12:13pm On Mar 30, 2017

Too much of cassava milk can make a woman change in appearance

For example, some of my female classmates who got married are now fat and beautiful

Thanks to the nutritious cassava milk

PoliticsRe: Herdsmen: Youths, Women Protest Nude In Anambra by MrEgbegbe(m): 11:44am On Mar 30, 2017

Protest nude ??

What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

Provide the pictures or it never happened

I trust my people, the last thing the would do is to fear them brain damaged herdsmen not to even mention protesting naked

I will believe this story if you only mentioned women, but you included the youths ?? Come on

Onitsha, Awka etiti, Amansea, Nnobi and Ugwuoba are fulani stronghold in Anambra state and they don't misbehave in those area

The last time they wanted to do that shiit they do with the Yorubas, nobody told them to board a night trailer and escape

Protest about the herdsmen ?? Them no born them well

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