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Funny how our own Dangote got a jet for 45 mil (dollars) and the most hated rapper in the world (lol) is copping a 55 mil (dollar) jet for his birthday. Hmmmmmm.
Well the reports say the jet actually cost 35 million racks but homeboy used extra 20 mil to p.i.m.p the jet. Woooow
Meanwhile dude is said to be dropping 300 stack this night on a party later tonight.
My 21st birthday? Smh. Weetin I bin dey do?

[quote author=Mr. Globe link=topic=719693.msg8807324#msg8807324 date=1311855524] just drink that  Valium 5. We can't wait [/quote]The problem is you wouldn't heed to simple advice. ^^^^ is this too hard for you to do? If you can't get it, check for rat poison and have a sip. i know that one is familiar to you.

Dual Core:
LoL @ free site. Wherever that perception came from, I attribute it to your re.tarded thinking.
Go run along and check the few cents your paid surveys have made for you.

The offer to feed you and your entire family is still on the table. . .  seeing as the table is at an unreachable height for you now, you only need some education and lots of comprehensive abilities to get to its height and grab the offer. Until then, keep begging for stolen credit cards. Lol @ the online beggar.


OP, as advised you can move to another "platform" but do well not to come here and post it cuz the moment I see it, it is going down in 24 hours. That's a promise you should take to heart with all seriousness. The fool advising you has nothing at stake, you do so use your head.

Bwahahahahahhahahahaha. This s-h-i-t head is comedy to me. You wanna feed my family? like seriously? The money i make from surveys only on the internet will land your as-ss in deep problem. Look at you, how f-ooooo-lish of an individual you are. Oh you call me re.tarded. How could you call someone you dont know and have never seen re.tarded if you are not one. You are one jobless s-c-u-m ve ever come across. You remind me of the pastor that preaches against fornication and is molesting young boys behind closed doors. I need a cc, so what? Its not because of money. You are so dumb enough not to know the other things one could need a cc for apart from money. Don't go about with your non paying web hosting futile effort. Stay here and stalk people; don't go out there and beg for money to get browsing credit to browse or find money to feed your family. You parents will really be in deep agony for bearing such a useless lot like you. Don't place me with people like you searching for food. i can don't find food, I feed P.unk. You wanna go at it? huh?
I simply have wasted useful time on a bast-a-rd, I got more meaningful thing to do and while am on it just know you are possibly the du.mbest, f-oooliest, stu.pidest person ve come across on Nairaland. learn to mind you business. That your people have rejected you doesn't mean you will come here to cry for attention. I have had enough of you already. i never chatted with so low life personality as you. bye

Dual Core:
As long as it is on the internet and has an IP address (shared or dedicated), there's a 95% chance of bringing it down by abuse report or DMCA claims (if applicable) with the right words so hosting it in his toilet won't even cut the deal.

How more jobless can one get? pity of a wasted man. just drink that  Valium 5. We can't wait

^^^ oopps my bad. Then that OAMJ or so is biting more than he can chew

lol @we sourced.
Me I sourced that Gennevieve has been nominated for oscars. Who else sourced?

Vanguard aint no joke. Though their paper is trashy to me and not on point, I think they hold it down online. The only Nigeria Newspaper to to frequently update their news daily and engage the audience. I cant also take away the influence they have gained with Twitter. Vanguard is Unarguably the Number 1 Nigerian News site. No second and third! There is still room for improvement. Methinks they should improve graphics and designs. Thumbs up.
Back to story, why them no go overtake nairaland when seun dey admin the forum like dictator. Public forum is now more like personal forum. Say what I want you to say and how I want you to say it forum. OAMJ wey dey more nairaland than seun just dey delete and move all the stories in no like etc. People want freedom and if you are not ready to gurantee that, I dey laugh

who cares. I keep it straight Hip Hop. Don't do naija music.
Btw tell me about that Timayas latest song - all the way or something like that. That song is banannas. The First and maybe last Timaya song I tuned in to. Gotta give credit where one is due. Thank you

Obviously some people got tired of Amy Winehouse drug habits so they floated a website www.whenwillamywinehousedie.com and people were coming in their numbers to predict her death date. The day come eventually and a winner or thereabout emerges. Their Ipod touch have been mailed to them already. This is no joke!!! Check out the site

Hmmmmmmm,

I just came across a post and I saw a new name for foreign affairs ministry and I could not believe Odein Ajumogobia didn't make it back to the Ministry or even get a ministerial slot. This is disapointing. Why do you exchange competence with incompetence. This was Jonathan that talked about having his ministers maintain their ministries for consistency and the ONLY [/b]man that was good at during his time was dropped for a corrupt individual because of politics.
Lets all agree that Nigeria [b]WILL NEVER be better if we continue at this spate as we have continued on. SMH.
I went on further research online and after reading this below I gave up my enthusiasm for this administration.
I never cared about Jonathan and the rest (because I only care about making my money jeje) but this shows that Jonathan is not Nigeria's solution especially with all those old recycled, clueless Ministers (save few) he has on. I rest my case. The failure goes on.

Rogue Jonathan Administration Appoints A Rogue Minister”–Reports

New York [RR] ABUJA–RepublicReport reported two months ago, that prior to PDP-Primary Convention at Eagle Square, FCT-Abuja credible sources disclosed to us that about 7billion dollar was hastily withdrawn from Central Bank Of Nigeria (CBN) Excess Oil Reserve Account and distributed amongst Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Stalwarts and stakeholders in the 36 States of the federation and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) Abuja, thereafter, more funds have exchanged hands after purported victory on April 16, 2011 presidential elections.
Curiously, the corrupt Jonathan administration has continued to abysmally display incompetence in the appointment of able qualified Ministers (with exception of few), just as incompetent  Economic And Finance Crime Commission (EFCC) led by Mrs. Farida Waziri and her Consultant has continued to show. Recently, RepublicReport has learned that the President has just appointed a corrupt Minister in person of Nyesom Nwike as minister.

Competent sources disclosed to RepublicReport New York that Mr. Nwike as a Minister shows that Jonathan administration is plagued by corruption mentality without shame. According to several sources Mr. Nyesom Nwike is currently on EFCC’s bail; he was charged for Stealing N4.7 Billion of Rivers State Government funds by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in October 2008.
Odein Ajumogobia, SAN – representing Rivers State – was Foreign Minister, until Monday, 30 May 2011, when President Goodluck Jonathan dissolved the Federal Executive Council, sacking all the ministers, special advisers and other aides.

“In addition to being an outstanding public servant who handled his official duties in an intelligent, cultured and disciplined manner, a colleague in the Office that happened to know Mr Ajumogobia personally told me he is exceedingly pleasant. Many Nigerians and foreigners sang his praises and they regarded him as the best Foreign Minister this country has ever had, But Goodluck Jonathan did not deem it fit to reappoint him.

Nevertheless, other sources said, Mr.Jonathan in attempt to juggle many challenges that face his administration, which, include Boko Haram, had many reasons why he did not re-appoint Mr. Ajumogobia as Foreign Affairs Minister.

“And I’m sure that Jonathan, who is under a lot of pressure and has to juggle the competing desires of many different and powerful interest groups, had his reasons for not retaining Ajumogobia”.
Before his appointment, Mr. Wike, was the Rivers nominee to replace ex-foreign Affairs Minister, Ajumogobia, and now ex-Chief of Staff to Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi and Director -General of his re-election campaign. Wike’s nomination is the culmination of nigh wire politics that saw the initial nominee withdrawn from the Ministerial list.

Sources said, ‘The president had written the Senate informing them of his decision to withdraw the nomination of Tonye Cole, who was supposed to represent Rivers State in the cabinet. Mr Cole is the managing director of Sahara Energy Resource Limited, a company he founded in 1996 with his friends, Tope Shonubi and Ade Odunsi. He is considered an oil and gas expert amongst the 34-man list of ministerial nominees the president forwarded to the Senate for confirmation last week. The reason for Mr Cole’s withdrawal was not given by the president’s letter.
Mr Cole’s withdrawal is, however, believed to be on the orders of local politicians from his state, who had criticized his inclusion and have been campaigning for a replacement.
Other sources said, President Goodluck Jonathan allegedly promised Rivers Governor, Rotimi Amaechi of two Ministerial slots. When eventually Jonathan turned around and said Rivers now have only one slot, Governor Amaechi insisted on the withdrawal of Tonye Cole and having his Special Assistant for the job.
Curiously, Mr. Nyesom Wike’s profile is not something to write home about. RepublicReport.com gathered that Mr. Wike was Rivers State Chief of Staff charged for Stealing N4.7 Billion by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in October 2008.
On Thursday, 9th October, 2008, The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) charged Mr. Nyeson Wike, the then Chief of Staff to the Rivers State Governor, with various counts of stealing N4.67 billion from the state’s coffers.
Wike was arraigned before Justice Abimbola Banjoko of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) High Court in Gudu area of Abuja, charged with six counts of stealing, abuse of office and embezzlement of public funds.
The first count accuses Mr. Wike of stealing N129 million, the second involves stealing N41.9 million, a third count accuses him of stealing N100 million, while the sixth count states that he pilfered N3.5 billion naira.
EFCC officials arrested and detained Mr. Wike after he showed up at the agency’s offices accompanied by the secretary to the state government, Magnum Abbe. Mr. Abbe was also detained, but was later released on bail pending further investigations by the agency regarding financial scams perpetrated by state government officials using a state account domiciled with Zenith Bank in Port Harcourt.

Sources told RepublicReport that Jonathan’s family is not clean either, his wife, Nigerian First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan is equally being investigated for fraud by EFCC, on the tone of 15Million dollars loot but has been muted since Jonathan became Acting President to Substantive president and now elected President of Federal Republic of Nigeria.

In addition, the charges against Mr. Wike reveal that N4.67 billion went through his personal bank account at Zenith Bank. A senior EFCC official told journalists the agency suspects that the funds were laundered by the state governor, Rotimi Amaechi, through Wike’s account.
All these happening at a time Mr. Jonathan alleged he is fighting corruption in the country. Nigerians and pundits have become apprehensive about Jonathan administration claims with all these allegations flying left and right against him and his cohorts. “Our president said he wants to fight corruption yet wants to work with politicians who are perceived as corrupt by the people. So said Mohammed Salihu in his ‘Is our president double-faced’?
Sources said, the case against Wike originated from two petitions from amorphous groups. One of the “‘League of Democrats” in its petition drew the attention of the EFCC to the arrest of Governor Amaechi when he was speaker in December 2006, asking that the case be re-opened.
A second petition was circulated in which Wike was alleged to have laundered more than three billion Naira. According to the report, “the chief of staff in connivance with an official of a new generation bank opened one of the accounts No. 6010916587 on March 27, 2008, with the fictitious name, ‘Harrison B. Princewill,’ adding that the account was being run by Wike.
The report said that when the account was opened, the account holder did not provide passport photographs and information about the next of kin of Harrison B. Princewill. Just about the same time another account directly controlled by Wike in the same branch of the bank with No. 602500949 began to witness huge turnover such that between June 5, and July 3, 2008, N233 million passed into it. “On September 5, 2008, at exactly 3.30pm, Wike withdrew the sum of N300 million from his account and promptly disappeared into thin air,” the report revealed.
Following these allegations, The EFCC arrested some key government officials in the state for corruption.
Magnus Abe, the secretary to the state government, SSG, and Nyesom Wike, chief of staff, COS, to the state governor, both of them lawyers, were detained by the anti-graft agency. But Abe was later released October 8, while Wike remained behind bars.
Also invited by the EFCC were Osimaka ThankGod Izoedu, the finance commissioner and Zida Famor, the accountant general, AG.
Wike, who is the former chairman of Obio/Akpo Local Government Area of the state and national president of the Association of Local Government Council chairmen, ALGON, was discovered to have over N120 million in his private account.
The EFCC was said to have constituted a crack team of investigators to question the governor over the N120 million which Wike, his chief of staff, claimed in his statement released to him for a building project.
In his statement at the EFCC, Wike denied the allegations of converting his personal account to that of the state government account and that he was building a N150m personal mansion in Port Harcourt.
Reports alleged that Mr. Wike claimed that Amaechi, his boss, approved the release of N100million for the building of a staff quarter, meant for the chief of general staff, and for which construction work is still ongoing. Additional petition against Mr. Wike purported that account was used as proxy account to the Government House account, sources say at Zenth Bank and other banks.

Ironically, the level of incompetence at EFCC mocks the whole exercise at fighting corruption, sources said, that EFCC investigations and prosecution, are usually marred without thorough investigations before it runs to an online press campaign of calumny; EFCC has shown miscalculation in its arrest and arraignment of alleged corrupt individuals; the question yet to be answered is whether Governor Amaechi approved the release of N120million to Wike and if so, what was the purpose?

Pundits are asking , 120Million Naira is humongous and wondered whether Rotimi Amaechi approved this whopping figure to Wike to build his personal house, or was it meant for the construction of staff quarters. “There is also the question of whether it is possible for a private account to be converted into a government account by an individual who is not even a signatory to the said government account.
Without providing the answer to these questions, Amaechi said his administration is not corrupt and blamed the entire saga on political opponents. The state government also headed for the courts to challenge EFCC’s action. Prince L.O. Fagbemi, SAN, and Ricky Tarfa, SAN, lead two other lawyers for the Rivers state government.

For record, it mus be recalled that around the period under investigation, the Independent Corrupt Practices Commission (ICPC) also investigated the Rivers State House of Assembly, inviting the legislators in FCT-Abuja to explain how they spent their constituency project allowance approved for them by Amaechi that year.
Following presentations made to him by the speaker, Amaechi approved the release of over three billion Naira to the 32 legislators in the assembly for execution of constituency projects in their various constituencies in the state. Each of the lawmakers went home with between N100 million and N105 million. But Tamunosisi Gogo Jaja, then immediate past chief whip of the house, representing Opobo/Nkoro constituency, refused to partake in the deal. Rather he was said to have petitioned the ICPC over the alleged fraud.
Last week the Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN, Rivers State Chapter condemned the submission of the name of Mr Nyesom Wike, to the National Assembly as the ministerial nominee for Rivers State.
A statement by the ACN, signed by the Acting Chairman, Chief Esuku Esuku and the Publicity Secretary, Jerry Needam, said the nomination of Nyesom Wike, an Ikwerre-man from the same ethnic nationality with the Governor for ministerial appointment is another insult on the sensibilities of other ethnic nationalities in the state.
The statement chided Gov Amaechi for being myopic and extremely selfish by presuming that no other ethnic group exists in the state, stressing that all the juiciest and important political offices within and outside the state are currently occupied by one ethnic group.

The ACN listed the political offices as that of the executive Governor of Rivers State, the Chief of Staff and well over 100 major positions.
“For Amaechi to go ahead to nominate Nyesom Wike as minister on behalf of the state against all odds including the obvious imbalances of his administration simply suggests greater surprise packages coming for the already beleaguered Rivers people,” the statement noted.
RepublicReport gathered that “ACN maintained that the only way Amaechi can reassure that he means well for the majority of Rivers people is the immediate withdrawal of Mr Nyesom Wike as the state’s ministerial nominee for lack of mass appeal and support, warning that not heeding the call will engender mass protest by other ethnic nationalities in the state.
Rivers State ACN leadership vehemently added, that: “it’s gross injustice, lack of vision and goodwill, faulty political calculation and direct affront on the people of Rivers to create the impression that all the Treasure Base of the nation can afford is the like of Nyesom Wike in the face of overwhelming surge of qualified and internationally acclaimed intellectuals in other ethnic nationalities in the state.”
“The party said it is another test of the patriotic spirit of the Amaechi-led government vis-à-vis his self-acclaimed transparent management of state resources, human and material.

It must be remembered that Militant groups like MEND, MASSOB, OPC, and Boko Haram are exploiting visionless and clueless money sharing Jonathan administration, sources disclosed to RepublicReport New York; how this plays-out is yet to be seen. RepublicReport is monitoring these developments. 

Another commentator on Nigerian politics who declined to give his name said, “Rogue Jonathan administration can only appoint a rogue Minister, thereby displaying his incompetence in national issues that include, colossal insecurity and dysfunctional society at best. Other sources say that he is always consulting Otta Farm, Inc, that belongs to another corrupt former President Olusegun Obasanjo for counseling using different emissaries on how to steer the political-ship of the country forward amidst increasing chaotic present.

http://www.republicreport.com/rogue-jonathan-administration-appoints-a-rogue-minister-reports/

Hahahahahahaahaha ^^^^^^^^^^^^ f-ooooooo-ls. Jobless individuals. Go get a life and get a job and stop stalking someone's talent online. losers.

Dual Core:
Funds in my credit cards could put you and your generation on monthly minimum wage for the rest of your pathetic low life so don't make a fuss.

ii-d-io-t!!! That'd one word for you. Do you know me? Do you know my hustle? If you did you will not type this dumbest sh*-it ve ever seen above. If you are rich as you said, you will not be working with a free site. S-c-u-m. Come let me buy you a site. Poor boy.

moty4all:
@Mr. Globe u gonna remain poor for the rest of yar life,  loser.

Am already beyond rich punk so go back to stalking people's hustle, pig.

@BUG!2, no mind these jobless people wey they do work wey dey no send them. Change platform and am still waiting for the details. Bless you.

^^^^^^^^^ Who be this fo-oool? who da f-u-ckk is you. Like we should waste some time on you? Why are you drinking panadol for another person's headache faggooot'. go jump off third mainland. Bug no mind this object abeg. pass me the stuff

I see say the moderators and seuana dey very high on henny. Send them any crap to move to their shitt*tty first page

See what our leaders have turned us into. Every yahoo yahoo mail now na from Naija See how Oyibo dey rubbish Nigeria for public forum smh. We should do better people

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/j075u/these_nigerians_need_to_dig_a_little_deeper_when/

THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT. LET THEM ADDRESS EXTORTION

lol at all the above for derailing the thread with these silly pics. Naija people, everything na joke

Guy post it abeg now, I can't wait. Its very urgent. I will help you promo the site. Please, send me to my mail above abeg.

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I was in port harcourt briefly of late and I must say the east west road is a sham. God forbid!!!! Port Harcourt needs a plan. They don't have any plan at all. Then Ameachi; His firt term was highly rated. I stayed in ph and I must give him thumps up for his first term but now that he was won a second term and they gave him this Governors forum bullshit. Ameachi has relocated to Abuja. He is no more on ground. All the things he did in his first term are falling apart. The deputy governor is now running affairs. I heard he wants to buy a private jet for the state; what he wouldnt have though of in his first term. smh

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credible online business

No I Disagree!!!
Its from an attention seeker to a sycophant.
But seriously the problem of Nigeria is that of sycophancy. Hunger too dey so man must wack

^^^ Well said. Now admin lock up this post already. We need to seize certain posting priveleges from dummmyy posters like this. Great nation when more than 75% citizens cannot live on $10 a day huh? Bombs here and there? Corruption? Biggest universities are not among first 100 in Africa? Poverty? Failed healthcare? Failed security? Poor water facilities? Failed education system? No steady power or no power, Poor infrastructure? No or failed industries? Should I continue? You better shut up and join the roll call of Nigerians seeking a change for good for thier country. Or keep joining the league of pointless people who shout best economy when there is no economy. Try visit some African countries. Visit the Egypt you talked abt people who shout best economy when there is no economy. Try visit some African countries. Visit the Egypt you talked abt

Na ur money now. Your doe is what will do the work but first get a school first

^^^^^ I dey laugh all of una. Do some research folks. Germany? not for 'lives' for blacks

This is the second of similar stories ve seen about racists germans killing Nigerians though the first was by police. Nigerians and blacks indeed, avoid germany!! Avoid germany, it has nothing to offer but racism. Nough said.

Man, I just feel like writing again but if your pay is nice, contact me at chigoiyke@gmail.com. I also do keyword research which you will definitely need. However, if you are 'just starting' and paying change, please skip. Thank you

who is still checking for kennis music and their bunch of talentless wack artists? I still f****cks with keke and d1 tho. Kelly Hansome; we never really knew the details of your contract with kennis music so its no comment from here

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