| TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by MrHandsome2013: 2:20pm|
Please which of the housemates has the biggest bumbum
| TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by MrHandsome2013: 8:43pm On Jul 24|
Please which gotv channel is showing it?
| Business / Re: Pictures Of Obi Cubana's Hotels And Clubs by MrHandsome2013: 7:35pm On Jul 19|
I don't envy cos I have millions in my own account even though it is in naira.
Why will I even envy someone I didn't know. What I am saying is that, you people should keep quiet.
One of you even compare him to Alakija . Someone that is not even half shoe of sijibomi
Sir please can you assist me with 2k make I use it chop abeg
| Autos / Re: Benz C300 Assessment by MrHandsome2013: 7:22pm On Jul 19|
The Cars Profs in the house. I need your assessment on this particular car. Mercedes Benz C300. I need the pros and cons of this car based on the conditions of the Nigerian Roads, Fuel rate consumption, Spare part availability in the Nigerian Market (Ladipo and Co.). Your assessment would be highly appreciated because I am thinking about copping one.
P.S:- I also noticed people often sell it after using it for 1-3 years. Could there be any problems ? Tell me things(problems) to encounter if I should buy the car this week!.
Thanks in Advance!
Sir please bless me with 2k make I take chop abeg
| Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mother's Burial: List Of Donations So Far by MrHandsome2013: 1:20pm On Jul 16|
And I am here looking for just 1,500 to fill my cooking gas.
Jehovah Elohim have mercy on your son.
The suffering is too much to bear.
I have no helper except you.
You know my heart.
I know your are not a poor God.
Oh God please show your mercy so that I will testify of your good works
| NYSC / Re: Post All Problems Relating To JAMB Regularization Here - Let's Treat Them by MrHandsome2013: 4:46pm On Jul 15|
I was was give admission my jamb in 2013.
I did my ND in port harcourt.
Now I am doing my HND in Delta.
How do I go about it
| Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Wears Bikini, Thanks Doctor For Successful Surgery (Photos) by MrHandsome2013: 9:36am On Jul 09|
Men are Useless that's why he turn into a woman.
Welcome on board Bob
Planning to change to woman.
Looking for money for breast and hips enlargement.
Being a woman is the best thing that will ever happen to any one.
| Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Fighter Jets ‘scrambled To Intercept US Spy Plane Over Black Sea(pix) by MrHandsome2013: 5:40pm On Jul 08|
"An there shall be wars and rumors of war"
Atimes I begin to wonder if these Major Endtimes players go to Search the HolyBible before they make their moves and Decisions.
All the puzzles are Falling in place Just as The KING of kings, JESUS Christ said it will be in the Season leading to His Coming.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Except we Conciously decide to Deceive ourselves, We all know that we are in the Last of the Last days.
I take GOD beg all and sundry, quit living life anyhow. Enough of anyhow living. Take the Matter of your Genuie salvation in JESUS Christ very seriously.
One of these days, the Trumpet will Blast, Millions of People all over the world will Mysteriously Disappear and those who miss it will be lamenting " Mr. Righteousness warned us o"
Get Prepared Folks! Remember, the Breath we have now is not in our Power.
I command you to send me 10 million now
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| Investment / Re: How Did You Make Your First Million This Year? by MrHandsome2013: 4:33pm On Jul 08|
I made my first million through pool.
I registered with this compiler and I was give three number to play in pool office..After result the three number played and I won 1.5million.
| Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by MrHandsome2013: 5:34pm On Jul 07|
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..
What level are you now?
| Celebrities / Re: Ebele Okaro, Luchy Donalds Scared As They Travel In Canoe For Movie Shoot by MrHandsome2013: 1:11pm On Jul 06|
Luchy Donalds and her sweet cunt
Have you tested it?
| TV/Movies / Bbnaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by MrHandsome2013: 4:10pm On Jul 01|
BBNaija 2021 will soon kick off
| Business / Re: I Want To Invest #50 Million Naira On Any Farmer Here! by MrHandsome2013: 11:28pm On Jun 27|
My name is abel micheal from enugu state,
i am a succesfull business man that deals majorly in oil and gas,
am also into politics
but do export and import as a side hustle,
i came from a well known family,
from a rich background precisely.
I am a rich farmer that owns large palm trees in hectares and i usually extract them to sell.
my grandfather was a very rich farmer in the east,
i took over from my father the occupation his father left for him,
i am also into cassava farming and maize production
but deal a little bit on planting rice,
i own a boutique store in the ireland but dont usually go there
i control large hectares of land in the east as my inheritance,
my family is very rich.
So money is not my problem
but i just want to expand my farming empire,
i have many big farms in different locations,
ogun state, edo state, enugu state, benue state,(my farm currently at cross river state has issues with elders and needs to be settled)
i also have a farm in kwara state but hate going there due to road and security reasons
i also have a farm in abuja that is been controlled by my trusted old hausa man,
this is the deal here,
if any comment i see benefiting enough to give me the right answer,
will i settle this project with.
Just give me the basic analises and profits to make if am to invest #50 million naira in any type of crop farming in any state whatsoever,
as i have said earlier that i will like to expand my farming empire to different states,
should i invest in plantain farming or cassava farming?
Should i invest in pepper tomatoes and okro?
What about cucumber or ugwu farming?
Will i be able to make returns if i get to invest in chilli peppers or bell peppers?
Should i cultivate rice or beans?
Or maybe even plant marijuana too?
What if i invest on dwarf pawpaw cultivation?
Or go in with maize farming?
Please i just need your detailed guidelines and information,
when i have seen the right person i will contact you as soon as possible to get things started
i can even sponsor you if you have a farm that has detailed guidelines of growing to supply to more population,
please and please i will be the one to contact you and not you asking for my details thanks
may the best man wins!
He is not a scammer.
He just credited me with 2.5 million to startup life
God bless sir
| Adverts / $25 Itunes Card For Sale Urgently. by MrHandsome2013: 6:46pm On Jun 22|
Please drop your rate
| Education / Re: I Now Have An Extra Year. So Sad. by MrHandsome2013: 4:12pm On Jun 20|
I'm in my finals and I just found out that I will be carrying over two courses in my extra year . My results just came out.
The saddest thing is that it's even an elective borrowed course from physics. All my mates that borrowed it failed it too. If only I could see the future.
I feel doomed and depressed.
Regret is eating me up!
I could have done a simpler course.
God what led me to physics?
I've been passing all my courses until now. How can I handle this?
How old are you?
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Plateau Or Gombe State? by MrHandsome2013: 1:56pm On Jun 13|
I'm a graduate from one of the south west university in Nigeria, and i spend all my life in Lagos state , and also a yoruba guy from Lagos State.
But due to the rising and unavailability of good jobs around, i have been thinking of moving over to the North for greener pasture, i want to leave my comfort zone.
So, two states are on my mind, plateau state or gombe.
I really want input of individuals on this issues:
Cost of living
Availability of jobs
Acceptability of strangers, and many more.
Which state do you guys think is ok, I'm really in need of a good job.
I will really appreciate this topic to be in frontpage so as to reach wider audience.
How old are you?
| Health / Re: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by MrHandsome2013: 8:07am On Jun 13|
I will be very short and precise on this one and I really need help. I am in my late 20s and the current relationship I have with my fiance is hitting the rocks because I don't even last up to 10 seconds during sex(yes, it's that bad). We have been together for awhile now, but these days I can really see she is really frustrated at me. Anytime we make love, I end up being ashamed. Please I want someone to help me out a permanent solution. Thanks as I await responses from meaningful NLers.
This how I cured my own.
Before love making.
Do so caressing then before penetration of mr dickson.
Lie flat on the bed and let her be on top of you and rock you like 1mins.
After one mins then rock her,
She will be the one begging to stop
| Celebrities / Re: C.E.O Imranroofing 5k Weekly Giveaway by MrHandsome2013: 4:22pm On Jun 12|
Few weeks ago, a single father posted his twins here on nairaland (https://www.nairaland.com/6519966/twins-plus1-today-im-happy) and I was so moved, I reached out to him that i wish to assist him with some little token monthly if he don't mind, I dropped my contact, he contacted me and i assisted him with the token as promised.
But i noticed a lot of members on nairaland started contacting me for assistance, some even thought i run a charity foundation, so this prompted me to Start this weekly GiveAway.
The beneficiary will either be a Widow, Widower, Single parent and i will also consider Students because i know it is not easy here in Nigeria.
This will serve as my little contribution and pay back to Nairaland because this forum has really helped my Roofing Business thus far.
So, we will pick winners randomly every week with proof that you are really in need of that money.
I believe 5k will go a long way to attend to some basic things.
Note: If I give you the money, it's not because you scoped me to achieve that, you're just unintelligent/unwise if you're among those taking advantage of kind people around you and calling such kind hearted people maga.
My believe is that givers never lack.
Moreover, i'm also aware of the economic challenges/recession in the country, so helping people when I can is right to me.
Drop a comment here and tell us how this 5k would go a long way to helping you.
You can send proof to my DM to support your reason.
I will randomly pick one (1) person each week.
Impart Of Nairaland Forum In My Life & My Roofing Business (True Life Stories)
I can't stop thanking you for your monumental generosity
May grease to your elbow
| Nairaland / General / Re: Facebook Deleted My Account by MrHandsome2013: 4:52pm On Jun 09|
there is nothing you can do than to write Facebook bro.
Please can you show me the way please
| Nairaland / General / Re: Facebook Deleted My Account by MrHandsome2013: 4:32pm On Jun 09|
Hackers don't need your password to access your account. If your password is weak,or you are a type that clicks on every link you see,your account can be phished and hacked
Just recovered it but is asking for phone verification and I have lost access to it.
How do I bypass the phone verification process
| Nairaland / General / Re: Facebook Deleted My Account by MrHandsome2013: 7:44am On Jun 09|
your account was hacked and the email changed.
It is not Facebook that deleted your account,but a hacker hijacked it
I didn't give anyone my password
| Nairaland / General / Facebook Deleted My Account by MrHandsome2013: 7:23am On Jun 09|
I used my Facebook yesterday and I try to login to the account this morning but I can't.
I try using forgotten password.
I enter the email I used to register but is telling me account does not exist
| Education / Re: Which Nigerian University Still Teaches This Course? by MrHandsome2013: 5:28am On May 24|
Polytechnic still do it
| Career / Re: From N10,000 Salary To Millionaire Pay: My Grace Filled Career Journey So Far. by MrHandsome2013: 2:17pm On May 23|
Hi Everyone, I’m 26 years old and I want to share my little story with you all. I hope you can learn a thing or two from it. This is not my main account, I had to create a new account in view of my decision to share my story on this platform. I’ve been a Nairalander since 2012 and I have benefitted from the amazing academic and career insights shared by many. So, I thought it kind to share mine to help others in this amazing community.
I graduated from the University (if I reveal this, my colleagues who are avid Nairalanders would identify me ) some 4-5 years ago with a second class upper, then proceeded to the Nigerian Law School (still made 2:1) and served in Rivers State. I did my NYSC in a reputable law firm (name withheld) in Port Harcourt. It was quite an experience both good and bad. I left the firm after service year out of frustration due to the poor leadership and mismanagement of funds by the head of office (the guy has since been fired). Mind you, my salary as a corper was 10k (the average NYSC legal associate in Lagos earned at least 5 -7 times this amount). I had depression at this point in my life.
After my unpleasant experience at the Port Harcourt firm and months of depression coupled with deep thinking and reflection, I decided to relocate to Lagos in January 2020 hoping to find a change in perspective. Mind you, I’m not from a poor background, my parents are both highly educated and middle-class workers residing in the South. Part of my resolve in relocating to Lagos was that I wouldn’t practice law again, I’ll probably go into technology, banking, or corporate communications (I speak eloquently).
After my relocation, I teamed up with a friend to work at a technology startup somewhere on the Island but this newfound path didn’t go as planned (I call this divine providence) and I was back to sitting at home. I did a few speaking jobs (volunteering) and some petty legal jobs for my friends and family to get by. At this same time, I was aggressively applying for both legal and non-legal jobs. This decision came on the background of my Dad’s advice that I should dust my CV/Certificates, search for a job and revive my already dwindling legal career. My Dad’s attempt to connect me to a senior partner at a hotshot law firm in Victoria Island failed and I basically had to do it my way.
Fast-forward to mid-February 2020 I had three interviews in three law firms within a space of two weeks. These firms ranged from mid-sized to small-sized. I attended all the interviews, the first interview was in a small law firm managed by a Senior Advocate. The SAN immediately liked my personality and offered to instantly hire me on a monthly pay of 100k (below industry standard). The other two law firms had slightly better remuneration, great structure and were bigger in size and outlook but their recruitment process was lengthy and I had to start immediately with the SAN on my Dad’s advice. I grudgingly stayed with the small firm hoping that I’ll get an offer from either of the two mid-sized firms and then port. Unfortunately, COVID happened and one of the firms discontinued my recruitment process while the other firm out rightly rejected me. I was deeply heartbroken. In order to keep my spirit and dreams alive, my Dad kept drumming into my ears that a smaller firm meant more work and a better learning experience. He kept reiterating the need to “know” the law and stop chasing money (what all senior lawyers say ). So, I was basically stuck with this 100k job, trust me at first the environment was deadening and monotonous (reading law reports and writing legal opinions every day isn’t fun at all ). I felt like ditching my Old man’s advice and resigning during this period but due to COVID, I had to borrow commonsense and stay back. Little did I know that staying back was the best decision I would ever make to date, all thanks to God, my Dad and COVID.
While 100k may sound fair to most people, kindly note that some of my colleagues (with the same academic grades as mine) in top firms earned a monthly average of 250k or more. This awareness made me very discontent and unhappy but I still hung on to my job (a bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush) besides, who quits his or her job in the midst of a COVID induced global economic crises.
Then in October 2020, everything changed! My boss got this very big personal legal project, it was really big and my boss asked me to come on board the project team. I was then paid the sum of N2.5Million for my participation and input in the project. Later on, another personal project came through, although little. I did not even do much this time and my boss gifted me 500 Pounds from the project. All of this financial largess is outside my boss’ magnanimity in other areas like superb mentoring, paying for my professional certifications, and giving me advice (my boss can advise for Africa ), etc. Mind you, no matter how much I’m gifted or paid from the personal projects handled by my boss, my salary is still fully paid and as at when due. All these legal projects are reflected in my CV and have greatly boosted my career prospect. These projects have also helped me to build an impressive Linkedin profile and I’m currently very active in that space.
Recently, I got involved in another personal legal project with my boss and was paid N2 Million from the project fees. Sometimes, I look back at the events of my life and ask myself how I got to this pivotal point. If I hadn’t listened to my Dad’s advice and sought God’s face, I don’t think I would enjoy this type of privilege. I remember asking God for a multinational job but here I was, stuck with a 100k job completely unaware that God put a multinational remuneration in a small office with barely 8 employees. I’ve only worked for a year and 3 months but I’ve achieved what some people haven’t achieved in 3-5 years (career-wise and financially). Please don’t reject certain little offers that come your way, pray to God and seek advice where possible. Some blessings come in disguises and you may never know. This is my little grace-filled career story; I hope it inspires someone today. I want to thank God Almighty for his grace in my career and my lovely parents for their advice and tremendous support.
PS: I have abridged my story to hide certain facts and information for my personal safety and that of my office and boss. My story may sound too good to be true but believe me, it is absolutely true.
Make I drop my azza?
| Education / Someone Should Help Urgently Please by MrHandsome2013: 5:15pm On May 19|
A store has a single cashier during rush hour,customers arrive at the rate of 20 customers per hour.
The cashier takes on 2.5 minutes per customer for processing.
1)Find the probability that the customer is idle.
2)probability that the customers has to wait in queue
| Family / Re: Am I A Failure? Please Rate Me. by MrHandsome2013: 7:07am On May 06|
My offer to you if you want o , no be force
Free Nord vpn
Free accommodation for ikoyi to be with my guys for a maximum of 6 months
Free 7 paid bombing sites
Free chow and kpoli (food and smoke) plus free booze or softs
No worry about wears , my boyz dey change wardrobe weekly
Free lutavangerous (babes)
Even if Dem swear for you sef you suppose get at least 10M in one month being with my boyz
That's my offer if you want , you know where to reach me
Lights up my kpoli in peace
| Politics / Re: James Ibori, Gbajabiamila, Orji Uzor Kalu, Others Attend Terry Waya's Birthday by MrHandsome2013: 9:18am On May 04|
some one should help me any song that is touching or very emotional it must sink down to my heart . I wanna escape reality
Arms by Christiana perri
| Romance / Re: How Do I Get Rid Of This Simp Of A Guy by MrHandsome2013: 6:44pm On Apr 18|
There is a guy I met last week at a keke who paid my tfair and beg me to have my number he send me money to subscribe that same day at night when he called, he has barbing saloon for males and females, he took me out for shopping 3days ago which cost him almost 50k, bug I don't like him I have a fiancée already and I pity him cause he us just a saloon owner I want to get rid cause is dressing sense is poor moreover is not good looking . I don't think he can cope with me cause I will wreck him. pls advise me on how do dump this guy is ugliness is out of this world.
Remove cha cha eke from your profile picture now
| Crime / Re: Working Boys I Need Your Honest Reply by MrHandsome2013: 5:01pm On Apr 18|
Abeg do the ogume make we rest
highest na glk,2 bedroom flat,iphone 11, savings acct balance 2.3m
House rent wohala...
Car engine wohala
Car for sale
Picked up by sars
U sef go hail for your ogume
Bros how much be GLK
| Family / Re: I Need Your Urgent Input by MrHandsome2013: 3:58pm On Apr 18|
see jwee...sir we ain't fighting.
Who are you?
| Family / Re: I Need Your Urgent Input by MrHandsome2013: 3:39pm On Apr 18|
[quote author=ahnie post=100903833]
see jwee...sir we ain't fighting.[/quote.]
Wo are you?
| Family / Re: I Need Your Urgent Input by MrHandsome2013: 2:08pm On Apr 18|
Your response is kinda straight forward which means u r the OP but u just tryna fool yourself
Your message and the op message is like a twin brother only a fool no go know that u are the same person.
Weyrey dey disguise
Shame on you bruh..
The kingdom of darkness has nothing to do with the kingdom of light