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Sports / Re: UK Pool Week 35 Nap by MrHandsome2013: 4:16pm On Feb 28, 2023
I used your banker last week but I added some games.
FC porto cut my chance of winning 450k.
It is well.
Sports / Re: UK Pool Week 35 Nap by MrHandsome2013: 4:11pm On Feb 28, 2023
Cheatmessiah:
Congratulations to all my subscribers that won with my WEEK 34 nap XX9XX33XX36 all cleared.
This week 35 bank on 15Xx plus two others at N25,000 only.
Another set of millionaires must emerge again this week.
For enquiries and payment details WhatsApp 08137490543
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Business / Re: Giving Out Loan Of 50-100k To Delta Resident In Anoicha North Or South by MrHandsome2013: 7:30am On Jan 25, 2023
Offer still valid
Business / Giving Out Loan Of 50-100k To Delta Resident In Anoicha North Or South by MrHandsome2013: 8:52pm On Jan 24, 2023
YAP! YOU HEARD(SAW) RIGHT

I DO GIVE OUT LOANS, now this is something I have been doing some time amongst my few friends and family but I just thought to myself why not make it official or big or put it on the internet and see if some people might be interested or something. So this if new for me trying to do this on a bigger scale and to see how things turns out.
So let's get right at it, my location is Delta, Issele uku
And I'll be giving out loans from 50k - 100k depending on the situation. now don't get too excited, I'm not here to please anyone at my own expense, first u should read my terms before jumping in.
TERMS
1) DURATION : if u take a loan from me my duration is mainly 1month to pay back, I no be dangote I'm a hustler also n i need money for my daily use n business. 1month is the best I can do for now, but however depending on the situation a different time frame can be discussed

2) PERCENTAGE : yea right percentage, as u all know I'm actually doing and taking this risk to also make some money for myself, therefore I help u with that cash to execute that business or need at the time to also get some decent money in return too. My percentage is 20%, haha yes 20%, keep ur opinion to yourself, that is what I'll be taking, take it or leave it.
50k pays back 60k
100k pays back 120k
So there u have it.

3) COLLATERAL : this is the item or thing u bring to collect the loan, oh! You think u would just come collect the money without collateral? Hahah u must be dreaming, make u jakpa with my cash abi. Well back to it.. The collateral must be worth 2times more than what u want to borrow, I don't collect the same equivalent of the money u want to borrow, I'm not trying to buy ur item or anything.. What I mean is plain simple, maybe u have a phone that is worth 100k u can only use that as collateral to take 50k only.. If u have a car worth 1million u can only use it to take 500k,so on n so, I believe u get the idea

4) PAYBACK : this is the time frame for u to pay me back my money, let's say after ur 1month is up u have maximum of 2days grace to pay me my cash else u either forfeit your collateral or 5k additional fee for every week that passes.. It's plain simple, now I'm not a wicked person n i don't intend to take ur item or sell it, but if you should agree to my terms then by legal rights I have the power to do whatever I please with the collateral if u do not pay me back my money, I can sell ur item to recover my money if u take long to pay me. So please make sure u fully understand and u are ready before contacting me... Now I do take anything if value for collateral..
Land.
PHONES
TV
CAR
LAPTOPS
CAMERA
GADGETS AND ELECTRONICS
JEWELRIES
CRYPTO CURRENCY (HAHAH)
just anything of value and must be in a perfect condition (I won't take ur dead or soon to die items as collateral)


So that would be all for now, u can see my conditions might be high n shit, well that is to actually discourage people from getting loans n make sure they think of another option before this, but to those who still want this, well, go on n buzz my line.

NOTE: despite all I have said here, I'm still open to some good negotiations on loans and I might be able to make some few adjustments here or there if need be, also note that this post is legally binding and if u so much take loan from me and forfeit our arrangement, this will stand as evidence to the authorities

: 08137490543... WHATSAPP ME

Take your time to really think about it before contacting me, things to think about before contacting me= DO I really really need this loan? Can't I get this money from a friend or family without paying some stupid 20% for one silly loan? Can't I keep my pride one side and beg some of my people for the money?

Bye for now, I hope things go well for everyone of us so that nobody would really need to go ask for loan.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by MrHandsome2013: 12:18pm On Nov 21, 2021
IBtxo:

50k sent to you.
Happy Sunday sir,
Any thing for your boy?
Certification And Training Adverts / Re: EXAM QUESTIONS REVISION on CISSP, CISA, CISM, and CRISC by MrHandsome2013: 10:42am On Nov 18, 2021
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Certification And Training Adverts / Re: EXAM QUESTIONS REVISION on CISSP, CISA, CISM, and CRISC by MrHandsome2013: 10:42am On Nov 18, 2021
[quote author=MrHandsome2013 post=107731271][/quote].
Hello, can you assist me with 1500 to fill my gas.
Country too hard.
Thank you
Certification And Training Adverts / Re: EXAM QUESTIONS REVISION on CISSP, CISA, CISM, and CRISC by MrHandsome2013: 10:41am On Nov 18, 2021
akj26:
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Are you planning to write your exam soon and you have low confidence of passing your exam? Are you concerned, you are not prepared enough?

You can reach out to us to guide you in passing your exam easily with 100% assurance.

Whatsapp +2348167044626 for details.
Hello, can you assist me with 1500 to fill my gas.
Country too hard.
Thank you

VISERION CYBERSECURITY TRAINING CENTER 

18, Manzini Street, off Constantine road, Wuse Zone 4, FCT ABUJA

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Celebrities / Re: cruise by MrHandsome2013: 10:39am On Nov 18, 2021
Neroiam:
yeah
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Hello, can you assist me with 1500 to fill my gas.
Country too hard.
Thank you
Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by MrHandsome2013: 10:37am On Nov 18, 2021
osazsky:
kid bro i got o..pls drop your account numb ..i will send u something tomorrow morning with atm as my bank phone number was stollen..quick recovery to your dad.pls add it to the one u got..its not too much sha
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Hello, can you assist me with 1500 to fill my gas.
Country too hard.
Thank you
Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by MrHandsome2013: 10:37am On Nov 18, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:

Sent Sir. I wish him quick recovery Sir.
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Hello, can you assist me with 1500 to fill my gas.
Country too hard.
Thank you
Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by MrHandsome2013: 10:04pm On Nov 17, 2021
Asadujames202:



30k

Sent

Enjoy bro tongue
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Small pikin dey worry.
Shishi this nigga no get.
You want use us catch fun shey?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by MrHandsome2013: 10:03pm On Nov 17, 2021
Asadujames202:



30k

Sent

Enjoy bro tongue
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Fake alert.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by MrHandsome2013: 9:47pm On Nov 17, 2021
Braveheart89:
Great one from adewale, IBtxo and others.
If you know 2k is not small for you drop you account.
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God bless you sir.
Na mtn card i want.
I beg 08137490543
Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by MrHandsome2013: 9:08pm On Nov 17, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:

Sent Sir. I wish him quick recovery Sir.
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Thank you for helping him.
You are blessed.
Please bro na mtn card i need.
08137490543
Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by MrHandsome2013: 8:12pm On Nov 17, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:

Sent.. It's recharge card money.. Just manage it Sir.
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Bros I came late.
Thanks for helping people in this bad time
Celebrities / Re: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by MrHandsome2013: 7:58pm On Nov 17, 2021
IBtxo:

Drop your account
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Sir I know I came late.
But I know you can't satisfy all human.
All I seek is just a little money to start up a little business as await my NYSC.
I don't want to be a burden to my parents
Business / Where Una Dey See The Job That Pay 500k Above by MrHandsome2013: 11:59am On Nov 15, 2021
Please can you list companies that pay much
Family / Re: Help! I Just Got My Colleague At Work Pregnant by MrHandsome2013: 11:57am On Nov 15, 2021
AmericanDad:
Hey guys, I just found out my colleague at work iv been sleeping with is pregnant. We were'nt dating tho we were just having fun together. We both came into the organization the same time and we earn very well like well above 500k per month. I'm 33 and she's 28. Shes having double mind about it and thinking of abortion but I told her No. Her reason is what will our colleagues say and how her family will react to her being pregnant out of wedlock.

The issue is she's from calabar and I'm from anambra. I'm the only son of my parents. Iv not told my folks yet but they definately would prefer me to marry an igbo girl. Also guys, we have started talking marriage plans but now that she's pregnant can the church wed us? or should I just do Traditional and court then after the baby is born I do white wedding Time is ticking oo.
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Where una dey see the job that pay 500k above

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Romance / Re: I'm 30yrs Male In Love With A 19yrs Old by MrHandsome2013: 8:59am On Nov 15, 2021
ersonleads:
I'm presently working with a reputable company. I met a girl I really flow with. She's matured & understanding. She's in her 400level in school & I said within myself never to let her pass me by. We've come to a compromise that she should finish before I take her to the alter. Want to do so when She's 22yrs of age. I'm 11yrs older than her.

Please I need your Advice if I'm doing the right thing?
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How much is your salary?

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Pets / Re: Help My Dog Is Going Blind by MrHandsome2013: 8:55am On Nov 15, 2021
blackmamber:
Hello room. I bought this Boston terrier for 450k about 7 months ago.
Suddenly I started noticing discharge and blueish stuff in his eyes plus red too (only in his left eye )

I took him to the vet immediately and they gave him meds and injection but I noticed nothing changed

I have gone to different vet within this 2 weeks and they kept collecting my money and nothing is changing

Please if you’ve gone through this before I would love to know how you treated it. I don’t want my dog to go blind

In addition.
I called the seller and he said the same thing happened to his mom and it disappeared but he can’t really remember what he used because he used a lot of meds and applied alovera inside her eyes
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Where una dey see all these money
Literature / Re: Love Life Of A Lily-livered Loner (by Kayode Odusanya) by MrHandsome2013: 3:52pm On Nov 13, 2021
kayo80:
Love Life of a Lily-Livered Loner
By

Kayode Odusanya


A lot of stories are told of alpha males that have dozens of girls swooning over them. I’m sure you have read many stories, and watched many moves where the boy is smooth, says all the right words, and gets the girl to fall head over heels for him. Stories are even told of geeks that end of with the hottest girl in the school and live happily ever after.

These stories might be unrealistic to some extent, but people love them. Now, the thing is, no one ever tells the story of the lily-livered guy that has a miserable love life. There are even some instances where guys like that get the girl of their dreams, and then an alpha male comes along and takes the girl away from them, easily.

My name is Sam and I welcome you to my world…the world of a lily-livered loner.
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Nice

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Romance / Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by MrHandsome2013: 6:47pm On Nov 11, 2021
Mylordmygod1:
A beautiful afternoon to all nairalanders.

Firstly, my greatest fear when it comes to things of this world is 'women', That's why i don't want to break a womans heart in a way that i will be the one to recieve the blame.

I've been in a relationship with my girl for about 3years now, and each time my mum or friends ask me if i'm gonna marry her, my answer is always a capital letter NO.

Now, my mum is warning me to better let her go since i don't have the interest of marrying her. But the hard part is that i'v been promising this girl that i will marry her even when i'm 100% sure i won't marry her, and i don't no how to go about ending the friendship now.

Recently, i've been picking offences for minor isues, getting angry with her for no reasons, trying to give her signal, but none seems to be working, and its now like my anger is her source of happiness these days.

I really want to end the friendship now, but i want the blame to be on her side and not mine, how can i go about it?

ADVICE ME WELL

Thanks.
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How old are you?
Education / Re: I Want To Further My Education But I need your advise by MrHandsome2013: 11:15am On Nov 11, 2021
Sukkyy2010:
With my OND in accounting I want to further my education in university so I can attain my degree.

I'm a working class( I do business) I need weekend program(part time).

Please I need your recommendations on university program that best suit my status.
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How old are you?
Education / Re: Mirabel Obi, UNN Twerker, Attempts Suicide (Video) by MrHandsome2013: 5:00pm On Nov 10, 2021
G450:
Very ugly tin... What was she expecting from fellow students after striping to twerk in public if not body shaming, it just started may be red oil will not be very close on next attempt....
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Na my sister you dey abuse like that?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know I Have Mental Issues by MrHandsome2013: 9:30am On Nov 08, 2021
Dude397:
Good evening everyone. To cut the long story short my mental health issues started in 2012 when I tried weed in the university. It's not genetic. I've also been in and out of psychiatric hospitals a good number of times. However I'm currently on medication and I've been able to manage the condition. I was also able to graduate and I've also done my nysc and my family is planning on opening a small business for me since job has not been forthcoming.

However my health condition has been kept secret by me and family and I'm currently dating a nice girl. Please should I tell her my secret. What caused most of my episodes was refusal to take my medication and all that but right now I'm very okay and for some few years now I've been going about my daily affairs without any issue. If I let the cat out of the bag I don't think she may stay cos the stigma of mental health issues is not a joke. Please I need your advice on how to handle this delicate issue. Thanks
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How old are you?
Romance / Re: 2k Giveaway : Help Someone Start The New Month by MrHandsome2013: 6:50am On Nov 01, 2021
NovesaTillie:
Be your brother's keeper,
If you have 2k to spare, pick someone in this thread and bless the person with it.
Help someone start the New Month with an Alert cheesy
In giving, we receive.
Happy New Month.

Scammers keep Off angry
This is a military hot zone angry
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Thanks dear,
Should I drop my azza
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by MrHandsome2013: 11:36am On Oct 30, 2021
lalasticlala:
As shared by Oriaku 1, @CO_Chiamaka:

"A friend of mine is looking for a sperm donor.

Qualifiers

- Above 6 ft
- Good- looking
- Book smart (you must show evidence)
- Good dentition

Pay is 1 million naira

*You'll have no contact with the child ever*

If you're interested and meet the qualifications
Send a Dm"
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1 million dollar last

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (0 - 5) On 24th October 2021 by MrHandsome2013: 5:41pm On Oct 24, 2021
Sallah hatrick!!!

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Business / UBA *919# by MrHandsome2013: 4:36pm On Oct 24, 2021
Currently down
NYSC / Re: Can I Still Serve Please? by MrHandsome2013: 2:45pm On Oct 21, 2021
Mikocake:
It's determined by your year of graduation.

When did you write your last paper?
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Born 15/01/1991.
Finished exam October 8 this year

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