Craggybogg:
The Cars Profs in the house. I need your assessment on this particular car. Mercedes Benz C300. I need the pros and cons of this car based on the conditions of the Nigerian Roads, Fuel rate consumption, Spare part availability in the Nigerian Market (Ladipo and Co.). Your assessment would be highly appreciated because I am thinking about copping one.

P.S:- I also noticed people often sell it after using it for 1-3 years. Could there be any problems ? Tell me things(problems) to encounter if I should buy the car this week!.

Thanks in Advance!

Cc: Lalasticlala
Cc: Mynd44

Onyi22:
Men are Useless that's why he turn into a woman.
Welcome on board Bob

Righteousness2:
"An there shall be wars and rumors of war"

Atimes I begin to wonder if these Major Endtimes players go to Search the HolyBible before they make their moves and Decisions.

All the puzzles are Falling in place Just as The KING of kings, JESUS Christ said it will be in the Season leading to His Coming.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Except we Conciously decide to Deceive ourselves, We all know that we are in the Last of the Last days.

I take GOD beg all and sundry, quit living life anyhow. Enough of anyhow living. Take the Matter of your Genuie salvation in JESUS Christ very seriously.

One of these days, the Trumpet will Blast, Millions of People all over the world will Mysteriously Disappear and those who miss it will be lamenting " Mr. Righteousness warned us o"
Get Prepared Folks! Remember, the Breath we have now is not in our Power.

ChizzyBuna:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this.
I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..

Neimarjr:
Luchy Donalds and her sweet cunt

Richfarmer:
My name is abel micheal from enugu state,

i am a succesfull business man that deals majorly in oil and gas,
am also into politics

but do export and import as a side hustle,

i came from a well known family,
from a rich background precisely.

I am a rich farmer that owns large palm trees in hectares and i usually extract them to sell.

my grandfather was a very rich farmer in the east,

i took over from my father the occupation his father left for him,
i am also into cassava farming and maize production

but deal a little bit on planting rice,

i own a boutique store in the ireland but dont usually go there

i control large hectares of land in the east as my inheritance,

my family is very rich.
So money is not my problem

but i just want to expand my farming empire,

i have many big farms in different locations,
ogun state, edo state, enugu state, benue state,(my farm currently at cross river state has issues with elders and needs to be settled)

i also have a farm in kwara state but hate going there due to road and security reasons

i also have a farm in abuja that is been controlled by my trusted old hausa man,

this is the deal here,
if any comment i see benefiting enough to give me the right answer,

will i settle this project with.

Just give me the basic analises and profits to make if am to invest #50 million naira in any type of crop farming in any state whatsoever,

as i have said earlier that i will like to expand my farming empire to different states,

should i invest in plantain farming or cassava farming?

Should i invest in pepper tomatoes and okro?

What about cucumber or ugwu farming?

Will i be able to make returns if i get to invest in chilli peppers or bell peppers?

Should i cultivate rice or beans?
Or maybe even plant marijuana too?

What if i invest on dwarf pawpaw cultivation?

Or go in with maize farming?
Please i just need your detailed guidelines and information,

when i have seen the right person i will contact you as soon as possible to get things started

i can even sponsor you if you have a farm that has detailed guidelines of growing to supply to more population,

please and please i will be the one to contact you and not you asking for my details thanks

may the best man wins!
Shallom!

AyamSad:
I'm in my finals and I just found out that I will be carrying over two courses in my extra year . My results just came out.

The saddest thing is that it's even an elective borrowed course from physics. All my mates that borrowed it failed it too. If only I could see the future.
I feel doomed and depressed.
Regret is eating me up!

I could have done a simpler course.
God what led me to physics?

I've been passing all my courses until now. How can I handle this?

lagusboyyy:
I'm a graduate from one of the south west university in Nigeria, and i spend all my life in Lagos state , and also a yoruba guy from Lagos State.

But due to the rising and unavailability of good jobs around, i have been thinking of moving over to the North for greener pasture, i want to leave my comfort zone.

So, two states are on my mind, plateau state or gombe.

I really want input of individuals on this issues:

Cost of living

Availability of jobs

Security

Acceptability of strangers, and many more.


Which state do you guys think is ok, I'm really in need of a good job.

I will really appreciate this topic to be in frontpage so as to reach wider audience.

Elzazzi:
I will be very short and precise on this one and I really need help. I am in my late 20s and the current relationship I have with my fiance is hitting the rocks because I don't even last up to 10 seconds during sex(yes, it's that bad). We have been together for awhile now, but these days I can really see she is really frustrated at me. Anytime we make love, I end up being ashamed. Please I want someone to help me out a permanent solution. Thanks as I await responses from meaningful NLers.

money121:
Hello Nairalanders,
Few weeks ago, a single father posted his twins here on nairaland (https://www.nairaland.com/6519966/twins-plus1-today-im-happy) and I was so moved, I reached out to him that i wish to assist him with some little token monthly if he don't mind, I dropped my contact, he contacted me and i assisted him with the token as promised.

But i noticed a lot of members on nairaland started contacting me for assistance, some even thought i run a charity foundation, so this prompted me to Start this weekly GiveAway.

The beneficiary will either be a Widow, Widower, Single parent and i will also consider Students because i know it is not easy here in Nigeria.
This will serve as my little contribution and pay back to Nairaland because this forum has really helped my Roofing Business thus far.

So, we will pick winners randomly every week with proof that you are really in need of that money.
I believe 5k will go a long way to attend to some basic things.

Note: If I give you the money, it's not because you scoped me to achieve that, you're just unintelligent/unwise if you're among those taking advantage of kind people around you and calling such kind hearted people maga.
My believe is that givers never lack.

Moreover, i'm also aware of the economic challenges/recession in the country, so helping people when I can is right to me.

TO APPLY:
Drop a comment here and tell us how this 5k would go a long way to helping you.
You can send proof to my DM to support your reason.
I will randomly pick one (1) person each week.


Impart Of Nairaland Forum In My Life & My Roofing Business (True Life Stories)

>> https://www.nairaland.com/5913335/impart-nairaland-forum-life-roofing

Kamdil:
there is nothing you can do than to write Facebook bro.

Kamdil:
lol

Hackers don't need your password to access your account. If your password is weak,or you are a type that clicks on every link you see,your account can be phished and hacked

Kamdil:
your account was hacked and the email changed.

It is not Facebook that deleted your account,but a hacker hijacked it

Godsownchild199:
Hi Everyone, I’m 26 years old and I want to share my little story with you all. I hope you can learn a thing or two from it. This is not my main account, I had to create a new account in view of my decision to share my story on this platform. I’ve been a Nairalander since 2012 and I have benefitted from the amazing academic and career insights shared by many. So, I thought it kind to share mine to help others in this amazing community.

I graduated from the University (if I reveal this, my colleagues who are avid Nairalanders would identify me ) some 4-5 years ago with a second class upper, then proceeded to the Nigerian Law School (still made 2:1) and served in Rivers State. I did my NYSC in a reputable law firm (name withheld) in Port Harcourt. It was quite an experience both good and bad. I left the firm after service year out of frustration due to the poor leadership and mismanagement of funds by the head of office (the guy has since been fired). Mind you, my salary as a corper was 10k (the average NYSC legal associate in Lagos earned at least 5 -7 times this amount). I had depression at this point in my life.

After my unpleasant experience at the Port Harcourt firm and months of depression coupled with deep thinking and reflection, I decided to relocate to Lagos in January 2020 hoping to find a change in perspective. Mind you, I’m not from a poor background, my parents are both highly educated and middle-class workers residing in the South. Part of my resolve in relocating to Lagos was that I wouldn’t practice law again, I’ll probably go into technology, banking, or corporate communications (I speak eloquently).

After my relocation, I teamed up with a friend to work at a technology startup somewhere on the Island but this newfound path didn’t go as planned (I call this divine providence) and I was back to sitting at home. I did a few speaking jobs (volunteering) and some petty legal jobs for my friends and family to get by. At this same time, I was aggressively applying for both legal and non-legal jobs. This decision came on the background of my Dad’s advice that I should dust my CV/Certificates, search for a job and revive my already dwindling legal career. My Dad’s attempt to connect me to a senior partner at a hotshot law firm in Victoria Island failed and I basically had to do it my way.

Fast-forward to mid-February 2020 I had three interviews in three law firms within a space of two weeks. These firms ranged from mid-sized to small-sized. I attended all the interviews, the first interview was in a small law firm managed by a Senior Advocate. The SAN immediately liked my personality and offered to instantly hire me on a monthly pay of 100k (below industry standard). The other two law firms had slightly better remuneration, great structure and were bigger in size and outlook but their recruitment process was lengthy and I had to start immediately with the SAN on my Dad’s advice. I grudgingly stayed with the small firm hoping that I’ll get an offer from either of the two mid-sized firms and then port. Unfortunately, COVID happened and one of the firms discontinued my recruitment process while the other firm out rightly rejected me. I was deeply heartbroken. In order to keep my spirit and dreams alive, my Dad kept drumming into my ears that a smaller firm meant more work and a better learning experience. He kept reiterating the need to “know” the law and stop chasing money (what all senior lawyers say ). So, I was basically stuck with this 100k job, trust me at first the environment was deadening and monotonous (reading law reports and writing legal opinions every day isn’t fun at all ). I felt like ditching my Old man’s advice and resigning during this period but due to COVID, I had to borrow commonsense and stay back. Little did I know that staying back was the best decision I would ever make to date, all thanks to God, my Dad and COVID.

While 100k may sound fair to most people, kindly note that some of my colleagues (with the same academic grades as mine) in top firms earned a monthly average of 250k or more. This awareness made me very discontent and unhappy but I still hung on to my job (a bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush) besides, who quits his or her job in the midst of a COVID induced global economic crises.

Then in October 2020, everything changed! My boss got this very big personal legal project, it was really big and my boss asked me to come on board the project team. I was then paid the sum of N2.5Million for my participation and input in the project. Later on, another personal project came through, although little. I did not even do much this time and my boss gifted me 500 Pounds from the project. All of this financial largess is outside my boss’ magnanimity in other areas like superb mentoring, paying for my professional certifications, and giving me advice (my boss can advise for Africa ), etc. Mind you, no matter how much I’m gifted or paid from the personal projects handled by my boss, my salary is still fully paid and as at when due. All these legal projects are reflected in my CV and have greatly boosted my career prospect. These projects have also helped me to build an impressive Linkedin profile and I’m currently very active in that space.

Recently, I got involved in another personal legal project with my boss and was paid N2 Million from the project fees. Sometimes, I look back at the events of my life and ask myself how I got to this pivotal point. If I hadn’t listened to my Dad’s advice and sought God’s face, I don’t think I would enjoy this type of privilege. I remember asking God for a multinational job but here I was, stuck with a 100k job completely unaware that God put a multinational remuneration in a small office with barely 8 employees. I’ve only worked for a year and 3 months but I’ve achieved what some people haven’t achieved in 3-5 years (career-wise and financially). Please don’t reject certain little offers that come your way, pray to God and seek advice where possible. Some blessings come in disguises and you may never know. This is my little grace-filled career story; I hope it inspires someone today. I want to thank God Almighty for his grace in my career and my lovely parents for their advice and tremendous support.

PS: I have abridged my story to hide certain facts and information for my personal safety and that of my office and boss. My story may sound too good to be true but believe me, it is absolutely true.

Dreyton36:
My offer to you if you want o , no be force

Free Nord vpn
Free Pc
Free spectranet
Free accommodation for ikoyi to be with my guys for a maximum of 6 months
Free 7 paid bombing sites
Free chow and kpoli (food and smoke) plus free booze or softs
No worry about wears , my boyz dey change wardrobe weekly
Free lutavangerous (babes)

Even if Dem swear for you sef you suppose get at least 10M in one month being with my boyz
That's my offer if you want , you know where to reach me

Lights up my kpoli in peace

blazepascal:
some one should help me any song that is touching or very emotional it must sink down to my heart . I wanna escape reality

orohbiro:
There is a guy I met last week at a keke who paid my tfair and beg me to have my number he send me money to subscribe that same day at night when he called, he has barbing saloon for males and females, he took me out for shopping 3days ago which cost him almost 50k, bug I don't like him I have a fiancée already and I pity him cause he us just a saloon owner I want to get rid cause is dressing sense is poor moreover is not good looking . I don't think he can cope with me cause I will wreck him. pls advise me on how do dump this guy is ugliness is out of this world.

Hoodbilonia:
Abeg do the ogume make we rest
highest na glk,2 bedroom flat,iphone 11, savings acct balance 2.3m
9months later.
House rent wohala...
Car engine wohala
Car for sale
Picked up by sars
U sef go hail for your ogume

ahnie:

see jwee...sir we ain't fighting.

9JAFULLBREED:
Your response is kinda straight forward which means u r the OP but u just tryna fool yourself

Your message and the op message is like a twin brother only a fool no go know that u are the same person.

Weyrey dey disguise


Shame on you bruh..
The kingdom of darkness has nothing to do with the kingdom of light

9JAFULLBREED:
Your response is kinda straight forward which means u r the OP but u just tryna fool yourself

Your message and the op message is like a twin brother only a fool no go know that u are the same person.

Weyrey dey disguise


Shame on you bruh..
What is the meaning of this you agent of devil?
Get behind me now.
The kingdom of darkness has nothing to do with the kingdom of light

ahnie:
His other monikers are,...
Hackman1994
cheatmessiah.






lolz naija.

Mrkc:
.
Your story sounds so pathetic.
I have be there before.
So sorry about that.
I don't have much money now.
I would have send you the money to buy the bike.
I love people who are hardworking not the lazy ones.
I will assist you with 25,000.
I hope some good Samaritans here will assist as well to get a bike even if it's fairly used.
Pm me your account details