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velai:
What's happened to Nafdac? Did Nafdac die with Dora Akunyili?

It's not made in Nigeria. Please you guys should take the time to verify anything you see before you start commenting and demeaning the efforts put in place by the FG/NAFDAC

smulti:
you forgot that TV is produced by the WEST and western education which is haram


pls go and read your Qur'an so that you can be informed, don't argue blindly
.

...and you actually read somewhere in the Quran that Western education is Haram. Haba!

SomeoneNice:
See what we r proud off,,, @dis 21st century... Naija.smh

Nigerians and their level of hypocrisy........
If u do good they complain and if you don't, they complain. Which way forward. Why can't we appreciate something good for once in our life

Larrey:
Black santa claus

Santa ke.......
It's only santa if you are white else na father Christmas we dey call am

Iamtipsyy:
behave urself don't compare messi with ahmed musa

Jagermeister:


I broke up with my ex because I wanted to be closer to God.

My excuse is lame but this is more lame...

So what's the first?

I smell setup......

timidapsin:
video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a toast bread. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store.

There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person.

I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well.

I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness.

My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep.

Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up.

I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer.

So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has 30 seconds of play time on it.

WTF.....

Sorry.....eye yam not understanding

Barrywilly:
Poor journalistic story. The writer ought to have reached out to the FUNAAB management for the identification of the bus. I'm having the impression that the criminals just inscribed the name of FUNAAB on the bus in order to fool the security agents.

Too much of Hollywood crime movies

Sammypedro18:
They should just gimme 2mnths lemme graduate

I need Jst 3week @ABU Zaria

smemud:
http://punchng.com/buying-n6-1bn-cars-for-reps-in-national-interest-namdas/

"There is the need for us to educate our people very well. Every House is different from the last one. That is why we have first, second, third, and now the eighth Assembly. The next House, the ninth House, will be an entirely new one. The National Assembly is dissolved every four years and re-inaugurated. So, you cannot say because somebody was here last year, he should not use another car. What is important is that every House is a new House and all the members have to use utility vehicles".
This man is obviously insane

beatcoins:
Mtchwww! This is caused when a phone with 512mb ram, 2.5mp camera tries to caption an object in motion. Hahahaaa!
Truth is the phone captured two frames within 0.5 secs. Thus, every still object remained intact while the moving person couldn't be captured in a frame. Reminds me of poloroid cameras and the likes back in the days of our fathers n mothers... If you move an inch before shoot, you'll need to take another shot.

Shikinan

eezeribe:
The pictures are different as seen from the colour and flower patterns on the clothes.

Deng u

I'm tired of complaining

Lol..... Bring the Holy cane

dynamix10:
See my account balance is working for all mtn sim till now.

NOT OUT DATED

So u are still in 2016

NIGERIA AND HER LEGISLATURE

July 06, 2017

Nigeria and her Legislature By Abdullahi Malumfashi.

Just recently, a former governor and a serving Senator of Yobe east was caught in a sex scandal, as a video released by Sahara reporters showed him with two ladies in a room. Bukar, who had been a Governor of the state for 9 years (1992-1993, then 1999-2007) joined the den of former governors in the Senate in 2007 and has been there since. 


Bukar did not only confirmed he was indeed the person in the video, but claimed it is a personal matter and it has nothing to do with the public. “This is a personal, private matter. What does my having been with a girl have to do with the public?" He was quoted to have said. “Is it because I am a public official then I am not supposed to be entitled to private life?” He also referred to it as 'something that happened between two adults'. Many have taken his side, that it is indeed a private affair but I beg to differ.


Had the Senator opted to retire from public service after finishing his tenure as a Governor, he would had all the private time he want. Instead, he came to the Senate where he is serving his constituents and representing Nigeria. He is a public officer now, and whether he likes it or not, this affects the public as the image of the Parliament and the government is at stake here. 


But the Parliament is no alien to such scandals. Back in 2016, three House of Representatives members were accused of attempted rape and soliciting for sex by The US ambassador to Nigeria, James Entwistle while on a visit to the country for a program in Ohio. The lawmakers, as usual have denied the allegations vehemently, and even threatened to sue the ambassador and the US government for allegedly defaming their character! These are the people who make laws for the land.


It is of interest to note that, one of the wives of the Senator is Hajiya Bukar Abba Ibrahim, a serving minister of the federation, the more reason why this should not be private. The Senator in his arrogant manner neither think of the impact this could have on the honourable minister nor and the government at large in these turbulent times nor the result on his other two wives and children when he denied it is a private affair. 


In any sane society, the natural thing to would have been to apologize sincerely to those he is representing, his wives and children and simply resign from his seat as a senator. But alas, in Nigeria we are seeing none. He simply does not feel remorseful for his action nor would he apologize. The issue of resigning is out of the question. As a matter of fact, he might just seek for reelection come 2019 even while he is not active in the chambers. After all, a statement telling his constituents that whether they like it or not he is going back to the Senate was once credited to him.


Instead of it to refer the issue to the ethics committee and perhaps be recommended for suspension for tarnishing the image of the institution, the Senate is busy trying to make the Senate President the acting President of the federation and wading into 'dead on arrival' Dino's recall process. May God save us from this legislature.


Abdullahi Malumfashi can be contacted via abdalladamfashi@gmail.com.

NIGERIA AND HER LEGISLATURE

July 05, 2017

Nigeria and her Legislature By Abdullahi Malumfashi.

Just recently, a former governor and a serving Senator of Yobe east was caught in a sex scandal, as a video released by Sahara reporters showed him with two ladies in a room. Bukar, who had been a Governor of the state for 9 years (1992-1993, then 1999-2007) joined the den of former governors in the Senate in 2007 and has been there since. 


Bukar did not only confirmed he was indeed the person in the video, but claimed it is a personal matter and it has nothing to do with the public. “This is a personal, private matter. What does my having been with a girl have to do with the public?" He was quoted to have said. “Is it because I am a public official then I am not supposed to be entitled to private life?” He also referred to it as 'something that happened between two adults'. Many have taken his side, that it is indeed a private affair but I beg to differ.


Had the Senator opted to retire from public service after finishing his tenure as a Governor, he would had all the private time he want. Instead, he came to the Senate where he is serving his constituents and representing Nigeria. He is a public officer now, and whether he likes it or not, this affects the public as the image of the Parliament and the government is at stake here. 


But the Parliament is no alien to such scandals. Back in 2016, three House of Representatives members were accused of attempted rape and soliciting for sex by The US ambassador to Nigeria, James Entwistle while on a visit to the country for a program in Ohio. The lawmakers, as usual have denied the allegations vehemently, and even threatened to sue the ambassador and the US government for allegedly defaming their character! These are the people who make laws for the land.


It is of interest to note that, one of the wives of the Senator is Hajiya Bukar Abba Ibrahim, a serving minister of the federation, the more reason why this should not be private. The Senator in his arrogant manner neither think of the impact this could have on the honourable minister nor and the government at large in these turbulent times nor the result on his other two wives and children when he denied it is a private affair. 


In any sane society, the natural thing to would have been to apologize sincerely to those he is representing, his wives and children and simply resign from his seat as a senator. But alas, in Nigeria we are seeing none. He simply does not feel remorseful for his action nor would he apologize. The issue of resigning is out of the question. As a matter of fact, he might just seek for reelection come 2019 even while he is not active in the chambers. After all, a statement telling his constituents that whether they like it or not he is going back to the Senate was once credited to him.


Instead of it to refer the issue to the ethics committee and perhaps be recommended for suspension for tarnishing the image of the institution, the Senate is busy trying to make the Senate President the acting President of the federation and wading into 'dead on arrival' Dino's recall process. May God save us from this legislature.


Abdullahi Malumfashi can be contacted via abdalladamfashi@gmail.com.

bankyblue:
The table don turn as their papa no they country. Good for them, they should feel the heat too.

When did we become so heartless

Tnx op for this info......presently doing my research on antiseptic soaps

Hmmm.... different meanings to this image

MrIcredible:
This our police men lacks professionalism. How can they place a "loaded" gun near the accomplice?

WHAT IF SHE PICKS IT UP AND STARTS SHOOTING EVERYONE?

MUMU PEOPLE

Or even kill herself to evade jail time

I see no changes.....jst more political games

We both left home at 18.
You cleared JAMB
I got recommended.
You got UNILAG,
I got NDA.
You pursued your degree,
I had the toughest training.
Your day started at 7 and ended at 5,
Mine started at 4 till 9 and
Some nights also included.
You had your convocation ceremony,
I had my POP.
Best company took you and
Best package was awarded,
I was ordered to join my platoon
With 1 star piped on my shoulders.
You got a job,
I got a way of life.
Every eve you got to see your family,
I just wished i got to see my parents soon.
You celebrated festivals with lights and
music,
I celebrated with my comrade in bunkers.
We both married,
Your wife got to see you everyday,
My wife just wished i was alive.
You were sent to business trips,
I was sent on line of control.
We both returned,
Both wives couldn't control their tears, but
You wiped her but,
I couldn't.
You hugged her but,
I couldn't.
Because I was lying in the coffin,
With medals on my chest and,
Coffin wrapped with tricolour.
My way of life ended,
Yours continued.
We both left home at 18.
I dedicate this to every soldier and uniform
person out there, we don't understand
what you do and the sacrifices you make,
but know that we are eternally grateful!
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Einl:
Whose noticed?

The most religious nations are the poorest and most violent.

So we must acknowledge there is a difference between been religious and been spiritual.

Pls go back n get ur facts ryt

Horrifying

Good for a start

littlewonders:
Eedris don comot for Nigeria, he's tired of all illegalities and unfairly attention by government on the society. He vex stroll enter Ondo L.G.A. and am very sure no one can convince him to return.

Where is Ondo L.G.A. located again?