BAZ001:

Snake in d monkey shadow
Mbok what’s the difference btw what you typed and what I said ?

According to you iPhones are better than androids for ehailing no matter the class of android phone ?
Meaning your iPhone 5s dt Uber has rejected is better than Mi 11 ultra?

It’s Monday morning whatever you say right now you are right.

Meanwhile Nifemi2020 don silent mrjaydee yesterday 4pm dot... let him for ever remain silent.

Briefcase, yes he don silent me.. what about you midget, can you silence me?
Mumu wey dem bash his rental car still beat am untop come dey cry for here like a pucee

The day I go catch u.. till then midget.

davit:
Let me quickly share this experience here for others to learn. I picked the attached trip from Admiralty way on 1.9x to Novare mall. On getting there rider changed the trip back to EKO Atlantic City. We still had a stop at Paradise 3. We did a tour of Atlantic city and before rider changed the trip back to Lekki Phase 1. I was shocked to see the fare when I ended the trip. What do you guys suggest?

Rider too was shocked. He eventually gave me 14k.

Obviously, allowing rider to change trips on the app don cast irrespective if on surge or not. Try to lean from this guys.

I'm still thinking whether to complain to Bolt or not.

Pearl1910, and baz001 and Co what do you think?

I just checkex the price to Novare mall on 1.9x. It is 5300 max

Just accept the money the rider gave you. No need reporting to bolt.

On a second thot, you have been ignored... it's really not worth it.. or does it make sense.

All I see in this pic, pics of boys looking for free beer.

Last reply to you.

How do I stop replying this people? Jeez

Nifemi2020:


Mr Man. No need to apologize, am just looking at you yarning dust here. You said you are a Yaba Boy me I will like to meet up with you. Let’s me use you shine small. Nobody have monopoly of violence. Let’s meet at Civic Hotel by 4pm today. Then if I don’t see you, then don’t let me here you say you are a Yaba Boy henceforth.

Another dumbass.. where d fcuuk is civic hotel? I dont have issues with you.. it's not worth my time.. na that midget I go use flog you.

I only have issues with those 2 daft morons.. felicity and Bazoo.. look at this one.

Ghost1994:
If you’re newbie trying to view this thread and you got mislead by the headlines and the comments that’s going round, don’t hesitate to quote me and ask me anything you wanna know about Uber/bolt ehailing generally.

I’ll gladly reply you anytime any day the threads is becoming toxic day by day..!!! If this is how I met it, I wouldn’t learn anything at all

So sad grown up men

Apologies bro, it's really sickening that you guys allow some idio*ts here, felicity and Bazoo to make fun of people.. and you all dont stop them.

I'm not the one to derail the thread, I have offered to meet them outside more than 10times..

It's obvious,i will just let this sly.. no more beef talks from me. If you really wanna meet we go outside.

My apologies once again.

Pearl1910:


Felicity if u no honour this invite it's official u r a cat and all these hoodlum na just mouth and noise.
Four times I have counted that someone wants to meet with you and u have declined. This is d fifth.

The idiot say he dey run surveillance? Why not ask and it shall be given.

We no dem.. Nairaland Keyboard warriors.

Felicity001:


Empty can they say makes the loudest noise. I won't come down so low to your level to make noise with a little boy like you... I've already put you on surveillance dont worry... Sparkle will help you bridle that your mouth

My last response to you boy

Mumu, I will willingly give you my location.. surveillance ko surveyor nii.. make u dey hear dey talk..

Make una see this mugu.

Felicity001:


na d gonorrhea that oven give u dey worry so na him make u dey shout like person wey dem shuck niddle for him penal organ.

See dis 9ne wey poverty won kill... No be puff puff u dey sell b4 uber come redeem ur goddamn broke ass... Watin make that your small head fold like agege bread? No be too much kiri cos am. No worry by the time that woman wey give you that job wey u take dey make mouth don finish using ur destiny they will dumb you leaving with numerous infections and low sperm count that you won't even be able to come back and drive with uber again.

Ewu!

Can you, or will you repeat this thrash in my front? If yes.. make I send you dm.. let's take it outside. Dont be a pusssyy

Come to think of it, do you really think before you type? Cos I cant really tell if you are daft, dumb, or extremely stup*d.. jeez! Guy that cheap igbo u dey smoke has damaged what's left of your brain.

Spits*

Gentlelife50:

So Uber/bolt is black calling job?

Bros I tire oo I don dey talk too much for this thread. White collar job no mean say person don hammer.. I'm still looking for opportunities.

It's convenient hiding behind your keypad typing lies in this thread. Who knows I might be lying too? All this i own this, i buy benz, I'm a car owner bullsh*t stories been peddled here up and down

There was a time we planned a december hangout, guess why it didnt happen? Till you meet some peeps here you will decide if you still wanna belive the lies around here.

Felicity this offer extends to you, since Bazoo no get the balls to meet. Lemme give you some yaba hospitality. Drinks on me bro.

Felicity001:


And You dare open yiur gutters to say some of you will drive for ever... Aren't you as foolish as i thought b4?

You really need to grow up... How much your current office dey pay? You 5yrs salary Can't pay my girls bride price... na only you d9n get work wey we no go hear word again. Mumu

Seems you are as daft as your friend, why dont u atleast use what's left of your brain to caution him to stop including me or my comments in his posts?

You are as dumb as you type, both of una think say me go back down or stop commenting here.. una never see anything.

Bunch of broke assses always looking for giveaways.

And what about you any little thing, my benz this, my benz that. Na only u dey use benz do uber? Or you don forget how many cars you hustled with before God pick ur call? Corrolla don turn to lakpalakpa corrolla?

I really thot u were a little smart, I was wrong.. your own go soon reach you, make I catch that midget first.

Lush100:


This job wey u get shay na another driving job abi na beta office job?
I just dey ask oh. ..no vex

It's actually a white collar job.

pope191:


That thing wey they push you go meet MrJaydee go soon clear for your eyes. Your beating will b televised... he sure me say b4 you reach for ur waist, punch go don shift your jaw.

he's a pucee, only hiding behind his keypad.. very soon he go loose guard and it will be televised.

He say me dey list OvenLighters as achievement, but the midget forgot to add how I got a job from ehailling.

just leave am, una go hear update when I catch am.

streetsoldier1:


Will they trip and respect me with this? Interior na bamba, with woofer, leather seat

Nice whip...
it's all in your charisma

eyinola:
could this be the reason my female riders always telling me i don't look like a bolt driver? Some might be rude on the phone but once they see me their attitude always changes , a lady even apologized with a smile today ..plz i am sorry for shouting on d phone its because i hv been standing in d sun i just smile and said it's ok...I think my dressing? Look and my car they trip them wella lolz

That's a cool ride.. nice one bro

Quick one pls guys, how much is Airflow meter/sensor for 05 corrolla?

This hustle (Ehailing) is all about strategy, planning, and "packaging" . I remember when a friend advised me to put my car on ehailling. I had to retrieve my car cos barely a month the driver ( a friend also) nearly killed the car.

I decided later to join the game myself on my free time, then it was Uber. There were good riders, bad riders, and worst riders. Always look your best, you dont know where or who you will meet.

Dress well
Smell fresh
Make sure your car is in top notch condition (interior and exterior)
Conversate properly
Look into people eyes while communicating
Shake hands firmly. Etc.

There are times I will order a ride and the driver pulls up looking scrappy and untidy. This adds to the ridicule we get from riders who sees "drivers" as a nobody.

To the Smartworking drivers out there, keep your head up.. better days are coming.

Felicity001:


Baba next time drag that bitch out of your car and give her a dirty slap... If you can't do that I'm just a phone call away.

I'll gladly do it for you for free and sleep in sell for just a night.

We need to start teaching this brat a very hard lesson.

Stupid!

There are better ways of handling such riders, dont ever slap someone most especially females, you may land in deep trouble.

This is why your phone etiquette, mannerisms, dress sense, and your packaging matters to some extent with this rude riders.

Felicity001:


Bro you need to go back and read it oh because Baz001 finish you pkatapkata chai!!

Italian wiper na him him take knock you out

Seems both of you operate on the same moronic frequency.

Na me Bleep up sha! See wetin I dey follow exchange replies. Mtschewwww...

Reason why some of you will still keep moving Lagos in the next 5years if you dont broaden your horizons.

BAZ001:


Oh noooo can you just imagine d bolded ?
How myopic is your thought pattern?
In dis time and age you think appearance can determine the worth of a person...

Have you seen Davido’s father? Does he look or dress like a billionaire?
All dis Igbo bros seating infront of their spare part shops with slippers and dirty jeans with T-shirt but have billions in account with Bentley resting at home.
What’s the difference between your brain and the olosho oven you light ?
Cos olosho size you up by phone, dressing and flexing dem but no brain.

See, if you see me you will stammer,
if I want to finish you completely, I will switch to my American accent you go humble and become speechless.

Size up for dis generation

Ngwanu,
mrjaydee vaulence brain vs olosho fish brain


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I stopped reading this thrash from the first 2lines.. you've just summarized and exposed your ignorance short man.

I'm trying hard to resist the urge to shalaye how do you explain to a rental boy meaning of " size you up" ?

Keep moving Lagos...

Felicity001:


How much you won put for winner and looser abeg state it here makeni choose the role I go play but obviously na looser dey carry the lion share go home but believe me I'll give you a run for your money unto thw 12th round.

O[b]rdinary yaba boy... [/b]Me omo oshodi/Mafoluku I go kill your boy o




Come oh I never do one single trip on Uber since morning watin dey happen na... The only one that was close by was gonna be a N500 trip on a very bad road and she refused to cancel till i didn't after over 1hr

E get why aboki no dey drive Korope ooh.. e go shock u.

Johnnybegood12:

Swears bro.
Low-key have always wished he meets with Felicity Asin make dem rumble small

But I dey pity baz001because e be like say Na him dem wan use count scores

na mumu dey fight oo... dont get me wrong. Ha! No wonder, meeting anyone here no be for fight oo.. wetin we dey fight for?

The meeting na to Size u up.. we flex oh... na only one moniker here I really wanted to beat up (jworld) or something.

Bazoo no fear, I no be fighter I just want to see if u tall reach my elbow

nationalnwa:
Which is safer to navigate with?
GOogle maps or Uber app?

Google map.

peeps4u:


Each time I see this moniker, I see Anthony Joshua

E sure for me gan...

Excel70:

Where is your shawarma joint

Used to be around Ozone/Ecenter.. but I have moved on from Sharwama sir.

Felicity001:


Oya baba come do give away because since you jpin the white industry you've not done any give away for us... So baba leave story like you said and do give away for your boys.

Leave BAZ001 to continue with his comic relief since you already know that abeg abi the stress for this country no reach urside if you don't need any comic relief or can afford the ticket at a thousandnite leave us with baz001 lets enjoy his comic relief gbos gbas with tips embedded in it as that's the only one we can easily afford.

Your tips are for the oven lighter crew not for those of us with great responsibility and ambition.

We na talkunado not interested in meeting anyone that won't bring money or pay our bills. Rjequest us for a long trip and we will come

See your mouth like giveaway... you buy benzo u declare for boys?
Abeg winter dey everywhere no be only ehailling..

Felicity001:
The hunter has been hunted all of una don join forces against BAZ001 BAZ001 abeg carry your cross alone ooh no be me tell you to die for the sins of drivers oooh but you people should crucify him honorably because when he resurrates after 3days una go hear am

me my hand no dey ooh...

Mrjaydee you that is fronting this killing I hope you're ready for it no be after some time now you go leave others for war front to fight alone because all this while your boss went on vacation abi na rehab we didn't hear your barking at all.

The truth be told, tell us one valuable post you and your oga cheerful has drop on this thread in the last 6month apart from motivating vaulence bus stop or instingating hatred.

You accuse BAZ001 of being the one that made yje likes of mama rad, izzou, among others from commenting on the thread again... My question to you now is what have you done positively to the bitterness of the thread apart from challenging people to a physical fight and throwing tantrums on someone's post calling it bull. Shit... na u shit the shit? U don c bull b4 for ur life let alone it shit??

Guy be calming down ooh b4 I release my wheel spinner for your skull u no say me no get joy... I came from the underworld... No joy at all

You never for once drop tips on how to succeed in this hustle here b4... This was my main issue with cheerfulgiver when he started posting dashboard and i told him to share how he do it here but he said people should subscribe to a telegram group. To what end? I don't know!

There's no rocket science to earning big in this hustle... The only thing is have a good mindset, pray for luck and then target long trips and understand the traffic flow within the state.

Take for instance you don't expect me to go on a trip from lekki/ajah to ikorodu at 4:30/5pm on a 1.1 surge... Never! But I may consider it if it's on a 1.6-1.9x and will gladly take it any time within 7am-10am because definately I'll get another to civilization within a minute after drop Off same thing applies to island to Sango.
A driver can spend 3-5hrs on that single trip and the earning will never exceed 7k.

One needs luck in accepting trips because some short distance trip can result to somw fantastic long trip or offline jobs.

You need to take care of you body and your health. Like you really need to understand your body because the job comes with a lot of health issues and also, you need to take care of your mind as well very key because meeting different human beings from all walks of life is difficult to treat them differently with just one method so one needs to be versatile in approach, sensitive, smart and sometime HOODLUMIC If not c u c ur village.

How about after eating the big bag, you also need to mind the company one keeps, we all know that the country is filled up with so many street boys, Yahoo, touts, drugs, unemployed youth littered all over the place so when they see that uber drivers are posting huge dashboard on SM they start tasking you like you're their father and uncles.



Me I've started avoiding me and using the same Yahoo boys tactics for them... Bros my mouth self dry I no get money. you too go hustle... I rather buy bear for a total stranger than buy for one lazy guy with entitlement mentality in the hood.

Let me stop... You know say black man no sabi read plenty

All this epistle dedicated to only me? Wawu.. I'm honoured all I'm saying is in between the gbas gbos, tell your low mileage rental boy to post tips and tricks not forming LazyD period.

It's been a year since I hustled on ehailling but you cant say I didnt drop enough tips and tricks while I was in the game. Maybe you weren't active then.

My tips then was looking your best,smelling fresh, your car in top notch condition, avoiding outskirts of Lagos, not driving late etc.

Common now, I owned the OvenLighters crew back then, we smash the good ones, discard the bad ones. If you dont gerrit... you know the rest!
I shared how I got a job which I'm still in from a rider. And I have been blessed since then, it's all about your mindset.

Bazoo is just for comic relief, but I really dont like it when he starts dribbling and making the work look bad.

Abeg, make I leave story.. I'm a confirm Yaba boy we no they talk many.. if you wanna meet, I will be there anywhere in Lagos.

Good day gentlemen.

Pearl1910:


Lolz...how do u know he is a shortman
Honestly, that's d picture I have of Bazoo too.

Na short man nah

BAZ001:


I dey feel you. Kimmmooonnnn

They will say you are a lazy driver or
You are deceiving intending drivers
Or
It’s not that bad, it’s exaggerated winter ,
There is no job out there appreciate it ,
Pessimistic lazy man
Or There is a strategy to do it easily week in week out.
The list is endless.
Dem don shut me up with attacks jabs and shadings.
Recent one Na to block me for road

I’m dancing


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Carry trip go ikorodu by 6.am.. ant presido forming lazyD.

One day u go loose guard... with your blue low mileage rental big daddy. Short man, it's only a matter of time

BAZ001:


What is this one saying again ?

This man you are far from realities, you don’t know what’s going on
The more u talk d more u expose ur ignorance.

You don’t even know the people on rentals and the ones dt bought car without loan


How will you know who is posting updates or asking for wedding certificate to join an enclosed telegram group while the thread is open to all.
When was d last time you made meaningful contribution here other than derail the thread?

If I talk too much now e go pain you and u go begin find me for junction.

Mr bus lover... missing poverty days it’s new year I no get energy biko...
Na money I dey find


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One day u go loose guard...

Impulse80:


LMAO na normal Baz00 way be that. Don't be surprised he wasn't more than most people here from driving. Notice how he never posts any tips and tricks? Always clowning online but really serious in real life.

Back when I was in school there was a guy like that. This negro go swear say him no read anything and say him nor know wetin him go write for exams. As soon as results are released he's topping the class.

Any newbie wey dey follow baz00 mouth no go make am.

My point exactly, when the jokes become stale and unnecessary that's where I have an issue with him.

He doesnt motivate or bring new ideas, all he does is to throw shades, twist your opinion and turn it all to comedy.
Cheerfulgiver came in with tips and tricks even though he was quite rude but he really wants drivers to progress. You may not like his attitude or methods. But, atleast he shares ways to succeed in ehailling.

Felicity001:


Guy be calming down... Abi no be cruise we all dey again haba malam!

Thus yiur own post self no make any sense... Abeg leave us let's enjoy tye winter vacation... I'm still in landmark o in case you want to join.

I just dey wish make I sleep no wake up for this bed with lovely view because the hotel billing n9 be here ooo...

Baba abeg come rescue me b4 dem give me broom to sweep the whole of ikoyi+VI oooh

make I send one massage therapist with "happy ending" to you sir?