izzou:
CheerfulGiver out...

mrjaydee in...

BAZ001:


You Ask simple question on this thread and people get angry

How is ogunvic = turn to you really wanna do dis ?
Did you meet up =turn to cut and join profiles

Imagine you ve been flying your private jet for 14 yrs and one day you decided to go and queue at the airport to fly arik with people and after postponing your flight for 5hrs you get into the plane and smile “I have missed poverty so much “

Is dt normal ?

pocohantas:


Lol. I’ll have the opportunity to serve you someday, albeit at a cost.

izzou:




Funnily enough, I haven't seen anybody from the Lazy drivers crew post any dashboard, at least to encourage others that they rest..

Cheerful works hard and he posts his dashboard

Baz dey rest, but e no wan show us him dashboard to prove say e dey rest too..

O wrong nau

Slickleo:


Baz001 network bad he said yes lazyd no Dy shake

izzou:
mrjaydee, come clear my doubts oh, biko

I wan drink beer for Double 4, Palms shopping mall

Pearl1910:


Swears!!! U can never know what's in the desperate wicked heart of man.
I just can't phantom it. If they are insulting him back because he insults them I for no dey talk. But for dashboard? it's crazy.

BAZ001:


This same 14years ?
You ve been driving for the past 14 yrs
The first time you entered BRT you felt good
Suffer no dey taya you ?

Liar
Mr Obi Eluwa second moniker
Fowl yansh don open
How is ogunvic?

Pearl1910:


Fa fa fa fowl (abi na foul)
Recent development has shown u don't know anything.
Bolt will calculate ur exact money from where u start trip to where u End the trip.
If u like try am from Lekki to Berger. Start ur trip from Ogudu na 1k u go see at the end of the trip plus waiting time money.

I repeat, wait time and distance covered which is better? Otondo

Felicity001:


Dashboard ba wo! You no dey c watin dey happen for house since... There's fire on the mountain! Ants are running they've been busted of one of their greatest tactics of high dashboard
Riders are wisening up ... Wow! See shaka na
You go fear fear.

Take for instance, a trip from lekki to ago Palace rd
Distance: 20km
ETA: 2hrs

They arrive normal normal, rider comes in maybe after 10min

Driver: good evening
R: sorry I took time to come out
D: no problem at all, can we go now?
R: yes pls

They bring up a discussion to distract the passenger so they don't notice weather they're starting the ride or not.

Half way into the ride
D: oh I forgot to start the ride
R: oh, sorry hope this won't affect you money
D: don't worry its fine
(lies, you know that rat with long mouth, it's blows breeze into your leg whereas it's eating you deep inside)

Wait time had already gotten to about 1hr+
The way bolt is program is irrespective of where you start the ride it will still calculate the exact km estimated for the trip but now the paid wait time would have shoot the trip fare higher than estimated.

End of trip, rider won't even want to argue the price again even if it exceeds the estimated price because they must have been thinking in their minds they where short charged since trip started half way not knowing baba has played a fast one on them.

Rider will still tip driver and still give him 5star rating believing he's a good person but actually driver is an inkapy rat (the rat with the long mouth)

Now tell, me why God in heaven will not punish such a wicked and heartless people?

Ha! Busted

komodapson:


...can't stop laughing walai....if dem catch u ehn, if dem gbab u...dem go nail you on cross (X-shape) up side down and suspend it on a Crane.... Òlórun... You and oga @felicity...una go dey side by side

But jokes apart how do all those "Ants" do it?
At times, I'm puzzled whats key motivating factor 'cos driving across Lagos metropolis is not pleasant?

Quick one...where I fit park discreetly for Lagos island for free and for a N200 parking fee? I won't bother u with N500&above, I sabi all those ones....

Juwonmania:
We are about starting a monthly contribution , if u are interested, you can send me a mail for enquiry or contact me via number on my signature. Thanks.

komodapson:


...hahahahaha.....can't stop laughing ó...so this is true.

I took a lady from maplewood estate last Sunday to Eko hotel on a bolt ride. We had a nice conversation and all that. Arrived at her destination, I unlocked central lock. When she was about to disembark from the Vehicle, she said:

Rider: why didn't you plead or request for 5star rating...
Me: (chuckled) ...for what sis? I smiled again
Rider: But other drivers do, they keep begging me..
Me: apologies, not to be seen to be rude or sound arrogant. Can I have a minute of your time.
Rider: Yes you can. (She smiled)
Me: While growing up, we (using the pronoun loosely now) all do pray for our teachers to give us good marks/result, same for common entrance Primary 6, I went further Junior WAEC, WAEC/GCE, JAMB-POLY JAMB, all thru University also....

My Sister (quite older than her though) , At this Juncture, stage of my life....I do not need any individual evaluation to validate my decision(s)...(speaking further) I don't believe the rating is objective enough and its quite un-empirical...

Rider: smiled, hmmm hmmm ..... Nodding her head... I'll like to see you some other time...bye

Me: Enjoy the rest of your day ma'am

Rider: ...And you too

(Door closes)
...Zoomed off to go chill over 1bottle and watching EPL

4-5Hours later...

Phone rings....
Me: (who be this again)
Hello...sorry who is online pls
Rider: oh..I'm (blablabla) you dropped me off at Eko hotel
Me: oh yeah, you forgot something? Hope no problem
Rider: No no no, are you still around? I wouldn't mind if you can come pick me up
Me: Eeyah... I'm already in gbagada...so sorry
Rider: Alright...I'll order for another ride
Me: please do ma'am

(An hour and half gone later)

Phone rings again....rider calling...(now I recognize the number)

Rider: You did not ask me whether I was able to get a ride
Me: (I laughed, how e tey concern me) you'll surely do ma'am.....we do unregistered schedules night and day (I replied jokingly, thinking about antleagues and lazyDLeague for my mind)

Rider: stop calling me ma'am...are you not older than me..
Me: (I'm like hehehe, òmó...house don full ó...àwón èru(slave) oloun tí wà nílè ó, referring to my kids now)
I replied: Ah no...It doesn't matter, its just out of courtesy and its my forte

....To be Cont'd...(hahahahaha)

Quick one, lessons learnt...

Just be your self, don't be at the passengers/rider beck and call to determine your actions/inactions

Your life is not dependent on Bolt/Uber.

Have a plan B, just like what Pastor Adefarasin (house on rock) said sometimes ago...

Your Mental health is Paramount, I repeat your mental health is Paramount. Keep it in check. The fulcrum could be tampered with by "insane riders" , if not well manage . Simply because, you tend to ferry passengers instantaneously and you'll come across them in this sinusoidal manner:
"good-bad-bad-ugly-good-ugly-bad-ugly-good"
At high wavelength....

So a word is enough....

My regards to Oga Felicity.... I just gbàdun dat guy for no reason walai, his write up do crack me up. Logic to full in head...

Pearl1910:


Baba, no be by destination or location o... make God just protect person and give us discerning spirit. What if they trecked to ShopRite and requested then attack driver midway? I still heard of an attempted car snatching inside Lekki Phase 1, Phase 1 o. Driver lost a finger to the assailants knife.
It's pathetic and sad

BAZ001:
Guys please how is badagry road?
Someone wants to book me offline to and fro from lekki to badagry
Is the road good and how much should I charge ?

Felicity001:


That's after other commission already being charged oh... And we have some uber drivers who says they live in chevron... Chevron oh! Uber de-river! Well, they may/could be staying with either their uncle who's aka Evans Tif-nubu

Its [b]radial foolishness [/b]to spend more than your 3months salary or earning on rent alone.

izzou:
Felicity0001

Where be this?

pleasureosondu:


Mr Jay, abeg oo. I don laugh tire @ the bolded. I no support you openly o but I've got your back on this one and I hope Oga Baz001 no go receive better beating from the rider hand o if him talk am?