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BAZ001:
Lemmeee ooh
Mr dress tight, smell good and smash oven wanted to size me up then. No jappaaa

Men dey dis thread…
some days I will just remember some gbas gbos and will be laughing so hard.

This thread and cruise no be here…
small talk fight don start

donfortune48:
BAZ001 come oh!

Some people want to size themselves up, like Mrjaydee wanted to size you up.

Felicity001:
Guy you get money jhor leave that cheap means u r looking for

Pearl1910:
Cheerfulgiver, Mrjaydee
Please I have a business I need to attend to tomorrow. I can't miss it.
Today was half day, tomorrow is off
Let's continue on Sunday abeg.

CheerfulGiver:
done

Pearl1910:
pearlngabrinchi@gmail.com

As u no Sabi dm

CheerfulGiver:
Peral dey shake. It's like when you're certain you'll lose so you're questioning why you want to lose money join your loss.

tojahh:
MrJaydee

Is it that your account can't take 20k?

Which kind Pensioner account you open sef?

Send the Damn Digits!!

Pearl1910:
Dey don start

Pearl1910:
That ref no serious. Make him no come dey incomunicado after o. To send aza na waec

tojahh:
MrJaydee.

You haven't confirmed that both contestants has place their bets.

Jaydee. Money don reach your aza?

I am having a feeling of saboteur in this conquest.

Remember... Money validates transaction.

Viking07:
Better cancel this bet. I can assure you e go cut. Even Pearl knows he can’t match Cheerfulgiver trip for trip. I doubt anyone here can. Everyone should just rest biko. If he somehow miraculously wins Cheerfulgiver I will give a random member of this thread 5k.

tojahh:
Any outside bet?


My 100k on my candidate Pearl!


MrJaydee let me see you please, we need to work and deliver on our ward and constituency.

Pearl is a Man of the people as Gabrinchi solemnly swore!

CheerfulGiver:
Even if I'm soliciting for, or entertaining opinions from Nigerians who have left the country in search of greener pasture, by God, it will never be from an Oluwole midget who managed to finally gather money from hustling in this same Nigeria - even tho the money wasn't enough that he had to leave his family - and left Nigeria last week.

If your head is too dense for your brain to function optimally, what I'm saying is that Nigeria was happening to you just two weeks ago, and you were on the streets of Lagos, driving this same bolt from 4 am to midnight on days you weren't selling car parts, computer parts or gaming parts. Not that they aren't noble, but having the effrontery, apart from the fact that you were too stupid to understand what you read, to say "Nigeria is happening to them" as a form of vindication of any sort, proves the hard fact that money wasted on your education should have been invested in feeding cows.

You're a clown. A cruise master. A joke. No one takes your opinions seriously unless there's a meme attached for them to laugh about. In a class of intellectuals, you're several 100 seats behind. I guess your trucking class is yet to begin for the day.

Toss off.

CheerfulGiver:
Days of challenge:

Monday August 1
Tuesday August 2
Thursday August 4
Friday August 5
Saturday August 6
Sunday August 7

App for Cheerfulgiver : Indriver only
App for Pearl1910: Bolt only.

Total highest net earner wins.

10k from cheerfulgiver
10k from pearl1910
10k from donfortune

Winner takes all.

Pearl1910:
He is d one stylishly wanting to push it till next week o.
But e no go work.
Send him a mail to drop his money with u
Dm me sef and drop your aza.

Since him no wan choose ref out of the options I gave him.

CheerfulGiver:
Story Don dey enter.

I still ask you, are you sure you want to continue this week, or you want next week, so you can clear up schedule or you wan change app? You Don dey stammer.

I'm here for you, just talk to me

CheerfulGiver:
See mumu. This fool tried indriver and made 120k a week, leaving home as early as 5am but he's talking of physical and mental health. Your ineptitude and strategical bereftness has nothing to do with me. If You're running for Local Community Development Association chairman, I'm running for President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Your abilities are not, and will never be on par with mine. It's why you await my strategies so you can feel manly again.

Now there's a serious contest on ground. Put your money where your gutter breathing mouth is and prove the stupid nonsense you wrote about uber and bolt being better than indriver or you stuff your horse ass mouth and forever remain silent. Dimwitted nincompoop

CheerfulGiver:
Amazing how you're always asking about me, hoping to hear something negative. Really sorry to disappoint you. Refusing to post on nairaland daily doesn't mean nothing. I keep strategizing and re-strategizing, studying and re-studying this career I have chosen to remain the best in what I do.

Try to live your life without having me in your head. I don't ask about you because I really don't care about you or your life. You should do the same. Your destiny isn't tied to me. You've been crazily obsessing over me for over a year now, you and the other oluwole omoale. I'm busy trying to build a future in this hopeless country. I have bills and family to take care of, so forgive me if I am to busy to have time to engage you in useless unproductive banter. You give what you have. I have weighed you and you weigh zero in contributing to my mental and psychological evolution.

Give it a rest, MFker.

Here is my weekly update for this current week. I thought you said it was fake, but somehow, you really enjoy when I post. Enjoy.

Bammzzie:
Wow...the last 20pages of this thread has been really off-the-hook...mk una try embrace peace biko...

donfortune48:
Come!!!!

Are you trying to say that Dru23 is a mini-Slave?

tunlapapa:
What's your business with that? Is he not old enough to know what he wants?


Forming uncle but he has told you severally he doesn't need you.



Bla bla bla....



Why are you jealous and no one need validation from you know if he is truly there.


bla bla bla ... story teller.


TRASH



See jealousy. When are you coming back to stay I Nigeria?


Why are you so keen in knowing his status?
Boju boju



No go on, mofo.
Just as his moniker was mocked for not seen here, you jumped out like an idiott.

BAZ001:
I don’t pray to ever do Uber work again in my life, the amount of money you make sitting behind the computer in office in 1week an Uber driver car make it in 3months.
Look around the most wealthy or top richesest companies in the world are Technologies coy not oil $ gas or manufacturers.
You will always see Amazon, Microsoft, Facebook, Apple on the list.
It’s because there are no options in Nigeria that’s why graduate will be driving Uber upandan... claiming I work hard now to play later, I need only 7 hours sleep a day...
High paying Jobs full here like rice & dodo. Just do little certification with your Nigerian degree you set.
Even some[b] black immigrants semi illiterate [/b]Sorry high school graduates get good jobs here. How much more we wey don get MSc ; PhD and suffer for Lagos (street sense)
My brother you and Gentlelife50 don drag me comot very soon una go say I dey derail thread.

dru23:
You notice he never talk which state he dey for 'USA' . or abi na Canada ........

Maybe him dey fear deportation ... The fear of deportation to naija na the beginning of wisdom....


Ps. I come in peace

dru23:
No be Canada u dey u enter Canada u talk say na Yankee you dey

Thurmieee:
I had a physical confrontation with a rider......I had to defend myself she was also destroying my car.
She bit me and I bit her back

BAZ001:
Why are you guys like this ?
Wetin Felicity001 do una ?

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