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Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Hits UNIMAID Warning: Graphic Pictures by mrjojo: 11:41am On Jan 16, 2017

Damn!!!! see no evi embarassed

l, it a new week abeg

Pets › Re: CUTEST German Shepherd Mix EVER! For Sale Akure by mrjojo: 10:53am On Jan 16, 2017

mekus123:
Still available

too many "mixing mixing" abeg

Pets › Re: CUTEST German Shepherd Mix EVER! For Sale Akure by mrjojo: 1:29am On Jan 16, 2017

mekus123:
What I know is the dog's mother is part terrier part mongrel (local). So have terrier+GSD+Local in the dog.

Phones › Re: Is Glo Switching Off Their Network Intentionally by mrjojo: 8:03pm On Jan 15, 2017

Glo is probably the most useless network in the world, dumped them last week for airtel, the frustration was too much, wouldn't recommend this network to my ach enemy

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NYSC › Re: Etc Loan Be Warned! !! by mrjojo: 3:28pm On Jan 15, 2017

Impulse80:
How far bros? Ho my kod! I don apply o! Wish I saw this earlier

get ready to go to Abuja to collect ur certificate, #true story bruh

Business › Re: Charcoal Business Booms In Ondo As Cooking Gas Price Increases by mrjojo: 4:15pm On Jan 14, 2017

repogirl:
Seriously, these people wan make we begin dey eat uncooked vegetables like goat? A 12.5kg cylinder of cooking gas is 7000 naira over here! Sey wetin?!

Nigerians when will it get too much for us to bear?

my dear, Nigerian can adapt to any condition, nothing is too much for us to bear, the highest is we make small noise and move on.

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mrjojo: 11:21am On Jan 14, 2017

Some people will no listen, Don't be in a hurry to trade, use ESCROW, wait if they are busy.

Education › Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by mrjojo: 2:25am On Jan 14, 2017

sirRiddy:
The person who wants to use is prepping too and the exam is quite close.

I will erase my email once you acknowledge receipt.
Please do not quote this post.

u can remove mail, sent!

Education › Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by mrjojo: 2:10am On Jan 14, 2017

sirRiddy:
I am serious. I will not change your password.
Or has someone asked already?

no not that, just though people prepping for exams on here will need it more, u know u've gone far.You have ur reason sha, how do i send it to u sir?

Education › Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by mrjojo: 1:49am On Jan 14, 2017

sirRiddy:
Hello I am not sure why pm is not working.
If no one has shown interest yet, please consider
letting me have the account. Thank you.

Boss??

Education › Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by mrjojo: 1:11am On Jan 14, 2017

Hey guys, been a while, so couldn't write the GRE last year, due to some personal issues, Hopefully in some months times, I will, So a friend gave me his premium magoosh account, and I will like to share with just 1 person, (it not mine), as long as you wouldn't share nor change the password. If u are interested pm, first come,first serve, Thanks

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mrjojo: 4:43pm On Jan 12, 2017

Hmm, another US cash deposit saga, will it ever end?

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Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Behaves Weird by mrjojo: 3:31pm On Jan 12, 2017

alfred007:
lol
how we go do na.

next time just say your gf, bros, no one need to know if she is latest like iphone 7 grin

, My advice, My gf is somehow like that too, When you see how she talks to other guys, then when it comes to me, she will be all shy, not always though. Your babe will grow out it with time, be patient with her. Shalom

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Education › Re: Ebsu Student Who Did MMM With Fees Cries As Payment Ends On Friday(photo) by mrjojo: 3:20pm On Jan 12, 2017

@op u know the number u were trying to "hide" is obviously out right?

Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Behaves Weird by mrjojo: 12:26pm On Jan 12, 2017

alfred007:
Hi everyone
please I need your mature advice concerning my latest girlfriend

these are the funny things she does.

1. She will plan to come and see me without me calling but when she gets to where I am she will just pass and after a short while she will pass again without coming to me.

2. she just can't look at my face, she is just too shy I guess

3. she boring to be with. I do all the talking, most times I crack jokes. she will only smile sheepishly.

4. she can't make choice. I choose everything for her.

5. I used to think she's not experienced but she said she has been in relationship b4.

please help adviser advice me. these attitudes pisses me off sometimes

This got me grin

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NYSC › Re: How Do I Skip NYSC? by mrjojo: 9:48am On Jan 12, 2017*

All you lazy a.ss saying NYSC is pointless, please speak for yourself abeg. To me it not, I finished service last year November and I decided to stay back, with NYSC I was able to think and plan my life, I met my business partner,made friends and was able to learn some skills.. If these are NOT enough reasons to serve I dunno what is.
Most of y'all r always in a hurry, and willing to boycott laid down process and same set of people will be the first to shout to high heavens about corruption. Yeah, NYSC might have deviated from it main purpose, but having a year to stand on your own , think and plan your life without pressure is sure worth it, IMO though.

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Business › Re: Brief Summary Of All My Business Encounter In 2016. - I Take A Bow by mrjojo: 7:54pm On Jan 10, 2017

Highly motivated, Thanks so much, and to say you are just serving, only makes me wonder how intelligent you are at this age, mehn, Is salute sir.

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Family › Re: Can Someone Help Me? by mrjojo: 10:05am On Jan 10, 2017*

Toks2008:
On the contrary I promised to tell you even more but I forgot to respond to this particular one.

You need to be in constant verbal communication with one who understands this language to learn more in a faster way.

Abeg is a pidgin word for please..pidgin English is a special type of English peculiar to Nigeria.

Oga could mean many things both in pidgin and in Yoruba or even other languages

Oga could mean boss in pidgin
Oga also means Camellion in Yoruba
Oga is also a type of sign word in Yoruba.

Abi is just a simple pidgin word of attestation to the truth...like reaffirming a stance.

Wahala is a Yoruba word which also doubles as a pidgin word for trouble.

Na or nah is also pidgin like saying it's or he is or she is,you are...I could say you are the finest or Na you be the fiinest.

Koboko is generally a whip but could be used interchangeably for many things and in some contexts it is used to describe the pnis..

Yoruba demon means demon of Yoruba tribe or southwest part of Nigeria

Hausa demon means demon of Hausa or Nothern part

Igbo Demon means demon from the eastern part of Nigera

Now you can see why I opined that you need verbal communication to understand all these and many more as it is quite tasking explaining in written form.

I hope I have finally answered.

This is not right Bros, Yoruba demon doesn't exactly mean a demon from the Yoruba tribe, it an urban saying meaning a sophisticated "player"(chronic heart breaker) who happens to be Yoruba by tribe. And there is no hausa or igbo demon as of now

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Friend Offers Man N400k Monthly Job Which Involves Sleeping With Women In Italy by mrjojo: 9:41am On Jan 10, 2017

, now this hilarious

Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince And Girlfriend Expecting Their First Baby by mrjojo: 1:13pm On Jan 09, 2017

This lady literally ruined him, he is nw a F-list artiste

Phones › Re: MTN 10gb For 2500 by mrjojo(op): 11:26am On Jan 09, 2017

So guys, got the flash message just now and was able to screenshot it.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Loses 3137MW Of Electricity Due To Gas by mrjojo: 9:52am On Jan 09, 2017*

so if we lost this much, how many MW do we currently have? This government is always looking for excuses, Well nothing surprises me in this country anymore, Trust Nigerians now, we just talk and move on as usual, Even without food or electricity for months, the only thing Nigerians do best is make noise and move on, I wonder if we have a limit we can take, We've have pushed, shoved to the wall, but I guess Nigerians, we will rather enter the wall or jump the "wall".

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Travel › Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 10 by mrjojo: 3:53pm On Jan 08, 2017

eniolagharxe:
Anyone from Lagos coming to Texas,Dallas?....really need your help,Abeg PM me...God bless you as you PM

Bros, someone replied you in the previous page

Romance › Re: Guys, Do You Care How Many People Someone Has Slept With? by mrjojo: 12:29pm On Jan 08, 2017

Most ladies/guys with high body counts hardly ever stop sharing even affect they claim changed, See, yeah past is past and all, but the past sometimes determines the future. so y'all can get married to a retired olosho? you can't even walk around with ur "wife" without meeting somone dat once had her. Havin s3x with any d1ck and harry is sure sign of irresponsibility, the least anyone could have is self-respect. Well to each his/her own.

No one is claiming saint but some past are just TOO Much to handle abeg.

Imagine ur boyfriend(fiancé) telling u he used a human being for money ritual, and he is a changed man now, how many ladies will still stay, shey, it was in "past" too

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Politics › Re: Kerosene Scarcity Hits Lagos by mrjojo: 11:22am On Jan 08, 2017

So I bought, 5kg gas cylinder yesterday for, 8000 and filled it 1800. I can remember I bought a 6kg cylinder last year January for 5000 and filled it, 1000.please what exactly is going on in this country?

I thought we had enough gas and was flaring(wasting) tons,?how come we keep suffering for things we have in abundance,? Kerosene too is scarce and very expensive, please what is happening, are people going to start cooking with firewood now?

That is even if the They can afford food stuffs now. Are we going to be looking and allow Buhari kill or injure us before we do something, this sit down look altitude is really annoying.

And please all you people shouting 2019, do you know how many this stupid government would have killed before then? Because u can afford half bag of rice doesn't mean every one can. Let us do something Now, abeg nw, let unite for us and take our country back.

Phones › Re: MTN 10gb For 2500 by mrjojo(op): 8:50pm On Jan 07, 2017

FellaL:
Yea I am tired of airtel my brother uses 1.5gb under 1 week without downloading or streaming

So which network can some one use nw? At reasonable price and doesn't dissappear like air

Phones › Re: MTN 10gb For 2500 by mrjojo(op): 8:39pm On Jan 07, 2017

FellaL:
Yea I am tired of airtel my brother uses 1.5gb under 1 week without downloading or streaming

So which network can some one use nw? At reasonable price and doesn't dissappear like air

Phones › Re: MTN 10gb For 2500 by mrjojo(op): 6:13pm On Jan 06, 2017

FellaL:
just becareful, mtn can't be trusted

have "jejely" subscribed to airtel, I wonder why there data doesn't last though huh

BTW, I think glo should be sued ;Dfor there sluggish network

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