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WHEN WITCHCRAFT GOES WRONG....

straight to fp

UIA04:
Chai

E pain you sha



Oya chop rice

it didn't pain me at all,u are d one burning ur fat,sorry madam

lol catch dem

UIA04:
Middle finger

u are a big fool for such comment ,middle finger back to u olodo lyk u,Infact I have forgotten dat u are still in Sec such and wont understand what I mean by ENG301,sorry is a university term

UIA04:
May you never pass exams in Jesus name. F9 is your portion.
Yes both of them rocked it because they have the shape for the dress, I will not put down a beautiful woman for a bleaching queen.

are u quoting me or are u cursing me,I told u d truth, u are always failing ur exam cos of dis answers,

anyway dey posted one of my result today ( ENG 302) and behold I got A

UIA04:
I know everybody will choose the light skinned lady over the dark one


Both rocked it in their own sexy bodies

Dats why u always fail exam,they asked u ,who rocked it better?, and ur answer was BOTH OF THEM ROCKED IT,

As for me the light skinned gal stole the medal

I haven't started working

I don't need first class, 2nd class upper is enough for me,don't want any degree DAT I can't defend after a long run, speaking from d deepest part of my heart

calliope:
Ha!!!! see #spoilers ooo.. Ssanu or whatever you call yourselves, I and most Nigerians students just have to graduate by August... So please stop tolling with our future

lol,most of the finalist in my lodge are crying, cos they suppose to be writing dia degree exam next month, but as for me, am nt affected ,I luv d strike so na house tinx.

PROUDLY A 300LV MECHANICAL ENGINEERING STUDENT OF ANAMBRA STATE UNIVERSITY (ANSU)

And left more Dan 10bullet.


pls be submissive to thieves for u shall live long to failure to do DAT ,ur days are already numbered,

cos thieves can do or undo,someone left his house ,abandon his sleep for a robbery at DAT late hour of the night, taking d whole risk cause once his been caught,Dats d end of d story,and u think his dia for a joke or play,pls don't challenge someone gun,Gun is a RESPECTAL OF NO MAN,

As for the thief, didn't u see banks,didn't u see. offices,or even shops,wat are u going to gain. in a hostel ,only food stuff. or are u learning how to shoot?

but as for the guy R.I.P,till we meet the oda side

Crystalline:
I can imagine the joy of being re-united after more than 2 years. The poor girl have been through so much, she had strength to console her mum. This life I pray the others are also found and rescued.

haba 600days is not more Dan 2yrs na

Josphine4good:
don't worry I will use my hand

don't ever use that hand to serve people food

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

and u are already 42yrs

am only seeing a push up bra

REPORTING LIVE FROM CHUKWUEMEKA ODUMEGWU OJUKWU UNIVERSITY (COOU),FORMERLY CALLED ANAMBRA STATE UNIVERSITY (ANSU),

NO LECTURE GOING ON AT THIS MOMENT AND MOST OF THE STUDENT WHO ARE VERY MUCH DESPERATE FOR THE STRIKE HAVE ALREADY VACATED DUE TO LOW FOOD STUFF,DRY POCKET ,TO MUCH IMPOSED LEVIES AND OTHER REASON BEST KNOWN TO THEM,RIGHT NOW IN MY LODGE ,JUBILATION GOING ON BECAUSE OF THIS STRIKE,AND THIS IS MOSTLY THE LAZY STUDENTS, BUT FOR MY SIDE ,I WOULD RATHER ENCOURAGE THE CONTINUITY OF THE STRIKE CAUSE AM TOTALLY AFFECTED BY DIS FUEL PRICE INCREMENT.

SlimBrawnie:
In Nigeria, guys are doctors and ladies are nurses... Besides, when growing up, nurses were portrayed using ladies and doctors, guys....we know,but leave am for us like that. You can educate the younger generation on the differences. LoL at Midwife(I just imagined telling someone my husband is a MIDWIFE)

u can tell dem that ur husband is a MIDHUSBAND

why always unilorin

Amelian:
Who would ever imagine mercy johnson will be this decent and dedicated in marriage. When she was single, i know most guys will judge her from a distance as a slut because of her sexy shape then go for the plain looking girls, thinking there marriage is safe.
See.mercy still very sexy and very focused in her home.. Her husband saw a diamond which most single men couldnt see , even with their eyes open.
God bless your home mercy, keep the joy in yur alive and pure
. Divorce will not come knocking on yur door, cause i believe you are wise and grounded..

I always tell pretty ladies around me, dont allow society box u into a corner , which is not yours.. Always look yur best and to hell with any guy that feels cos u r sexy and pretty, u wont be a marriage material but a sex object...Your husband will locate you , and damn what people thinks. He will see the rare goodness in you and marry you.. Cause u r worth more than a diamond in his eyes.
Embrace your looks, cos its God's gift.

u must be a CNN correspondents

tameera:
Public display of stupidity!!!

Doesn't he understand the gravity of this issue

Is an unborn child that is probably his be used as caricature??

When the f**k will guys who feel they are old enough to f**k around, be also bold enough to accept responsibility for their actions

This is soooo disheartening!!!

taking the matter too personal, are u d victim?

Dahkogrin007:
With the rate we kill ourselves soon thr will be no one left in Nigeria

if I hear, when niggas are busy bleeping

Adufetohposh:
I hope the celebrant's mum is allowed to attend her daughter's party

u got a Nice pics,tripping for it

Nuhusky:
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I don catch u

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Zzyco:
U see picture 4 net start dey give am meaning. Chai fear God

ain't u seeing what the guy is wearing,biafran polo

shotti says she no come for d body oooo , she come for the money ooo

the missing Nigerian budget

SageTravels:
She do not even look like somebody that has US Visa.

how do someone with American visa look like?

longayink:
It's torch light, not touchlight.

lol u funny

Dedicate her life to Christ






just became a pastor

what will he tell his God?, what will be his story? what will God's reaction?
R. I. P ANYWAY LESSON TO OTHER ADULTERERS

adorablepepple:
My best friend and I are both guilty of this,will ask her to keep a seat for me at a wedding reception and she will keep the whole seats for a table by distributing different properties on each seat

u must be a student, which school are u, cos I am quite sure that only Nigerian university students are guilty of dix charges, cos of *LECTURE TINX*