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AutosRe: 2002 Isuzu For Sale SOLD SOLD SOLD by MrKelly: 9:03am On Sep 16, 2009
Gosh,   shocked I'm out of here.  embarassed embarassedundecided undecided
AutosRe: 2002 Isuzu For Sale SOLD SOLD SOLD by MrKelly: 2:42pm On Sep 15, 2009
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AutosRe: Honda Crv 2000 Model-the Aircondition Is Amazing: Up For Grabs NOW 900k by MrKelly: 10:13am On Sep 15, 2009
I guess you mean 230,000

Nice car,

Good sale bro.
AutosRe: Where Is Ziontrain? by MrKelly: 10:01am On Sep 15, 2009
. . . . I also need to know what happened to Ivie and Old Glory a.k.a. Democrat.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favorite Name For God? by MrKelly: 9:44am On Sep 15, 2009
JEHOVAH JIREH - my Provider.
CareerRe: NairaLanders Who Was/Is Your Worst Boss Ever??? by MrKelly: 9:39am On Sep 15, 2009
Way back in 2004, I lost my job due to company liquidation and after fruitless search for job, I decided to settle for a security guard job in an oil servicing firm in PH. I was doing my part time Master Degree program then. My supervisor will always refuse to give me time-off during my lectures and exams. Educated guards are usually sent to do clerical tasks or man the cctv but in my own case, I was often sent to man the armoured gate. At a point, out of frustration, I have to withraw from the program but was later encouraged by my pastor to go back and completete it. I knew this guy is mean but I really wondered why he had a strong hatred on me because I am the most humble and obedient employee anyone could have.

Anyway, I left the job two years later when I got an appointment in one of the biggest oil firm in the courntry
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AutosRe: Car Choice Dilemma by MrKelly: 10:51am On Sep 10, 2009
MrCrackles:
I am not a fan of gas guzzlers to be honest. . .
Why dont you cop a Prius Sport? cool grin
Anyway based on your list up there, i will go with a Range Sport. . .
That makes the two of us.
AutosRe: Mint 2006 car available for sale at an interesting price by MrKelly: 9:45am On Sep 10, 2009
seen the pix. Clean ride. Just that wifey prefers auto trans.
AutosRe: Toyota Camry 2003 Model (full Option) For Sale by MrKelly: 9:37am On Sep 10, 2009
Whats the milage? Is it v6 of 4cylinder?
AutosRe: Help! My 2002 Xterra Gulps Fuel! by MrKelly: 2:13pm On Sep 09, 2009
The manufacturers specified that 02 Xterra delivers between 15-16 miles per gallon. If you are in Lagos and or in other Nija locations that is notorious with terrible traffic problems, you should expect between 11-14 MPG.

I was listening to the automedics program this monday when someone called to complain of same problem with his Xterra. I hope this is not a peculiar problem with that model.

The automedic guys are guru when it comes to anything on wheels. I'm sure they can be able to advice better. Their numbers are:08057777961, 08038292296, 07059296900. You can ask to speak with Ben or George.
Car TalkRe: V4 And V6 Engines - Why Nigerians are Running Away From V6? by MrKelly: 9:18am On Sep 09, 2009
rasputinn:
@ ALL

There really is no need for all these comparisms,I've used V4 and V6 in the past,now I still use a V4 (Honda),V6(Toyota) and V8(Range)
As far as I'm concerned,each of them have areas where they are preferred to the others.For instance,the V4 is for school runs and dressing down,so[b] I don't really need much power on these activities,rather I'll save on fuel. The V6 is for my day to day business,the only advantage here is that it runs smoother,as I really don't need the power,since the way to my office is not the German autobahn.Secondly,when I need tgo use my own car outside Lagos,of course I'll have them take either the V6 or the V8 for the dual advantages of power and,well you know what  grin grin grin
I guess we are saying the same thing.
AutosRe: Help! My 2002 Xterra Gulps Fuel! by MrKelly: 8:43am On Sep 09, 2009
I'll suggest you specify the amount of gallons it takes per mile. This will make it easier to narrow down the problem. I guess you were the guy that contacted automedics on Radio continental.
PoliticsRe: Solution To Everlasting Electricity Failure In Nigeria = Mike Adenuga by MrKelly: 8:36am On Sep 09, 2009
The topic is misleading.
AutosRe: Status Salvaged ! by MrKelly: 4:13pm On Sep 08, 2009
cvibe:
@ poster

As long as a Salvage vehicle runs and drives, it is perfectly ok to buy. If you'll like to see evidence of a salvage vehicle in operation, i'll show you one.
Please show me bro. I sure would like to see one
AutosRe: A Mazda 626 Is For Sale N580k by MrKelly: 1:37pm On Sep 08, 2009
What year is the mazda? Is it auto or manual?
FoodRe: Egusi Soup Vs Obgono Soup by MrKelly: 1:22pm On Sep 08, 2009
'cant stand that soup messing up my shirts and table. It takes a lotg of efforts to control a lump and prevent it from spilling all over the dining table. Egusi is my favorite.
FamilyRe: Can You Disclose Your Salary To Your Spouse? by MrKelly: 1:17pm On Sep 08, 2009
We've tried to build our marriage on trust, sincerity and fear of God. If I fail to disclose my income to my wife, it means I'm not sincere and I'm not trustworthy.
AutosRe: Mint 2006 car available for sale at an interesting price by MrKelly: 9:31am On Sep 08, 2009
. . . sent a mail to you few seconds ago.

Pls reply ASAP.
AutosRe: Lagos Cleared Tokunbo Babyboy 98/99 (honda Accord) Going For 1.1 Million by MrKelly: 8:35am On Sep 08, 2009
I like your sincerity bro. This courntry will be a better place if all business men are like you. I have seen countless cases here where dealers will either fake or refuse to reveal vin for advertised cars yet they sell at ridiculous prices.

Hope to do bussiness with you someday.

Wish you all the best.
AutosRe: Naija Used Honda Baby Boy (manual) Give Away Price. SOLD $$$$$ by MrKelly: 11:28am On Sep 07, 2009
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Car TalkRe: V4 And V6 Engines - Why Nigerians are Running Away From V6? by MrKelly: 10:18am On Sep 07, 2009
chyjoke1:
i caught a challenge on TOP GEAR last week between a Toyota Prius 1.5L engine and 4.0L BMW M4. the consumption of fuel between a V6 and a 4cyl engine is a function of driving habit. The Toyota Prius was in front and to go at the highest speed whereas the BMW was just following behind and after the challenge the Prius was found to have consumed more fuel. i am sure there were other people that caught the challenge on BBCkw
This can only happen in a highway situation. The Prius in questin will have to press harder on the gas pedal to maintain a high speed with the Beemer thereby burning more fuel. We all know that.

Why will I use a v6 when all I need is a car that will take me to work and back, or perhaps an occasional visit to the next city amidst the usual heavy traffic in Lagos? I drive my 6 cylinder Highlander only on weekend effizzy or when I need to travel to the east with my family but for normal weekly activities, I stick to my 4 cylinder corona.

Buying a 6 cylinder for city driving does not make economical sense. You end up spending more on gas and mentainance. I will only consider 6 or 8 cylinder when I need to put my entire family on one car in a highway trip to the mountain.
AutosRe: Toyot Previa Forsale(registered) by MrKelly: 1:14pm On Sep 05, 2009
god4unn:
I ll pay 500k. Ok call me on 08037168278 or god4unn@yahoo.com
How much do you think he'll make if he start calling everyone that indicated interest on his car?
AutosRe: Mr Nice Guy Is A Great And Honest Guy by MrKelly: 1:06pm On Sep 05, 2009
I wouldnt be surprised if it is discovered later that the poster is one of the NLanders that posts with pseudo names.
BusinessRe: New CBN Audit Report Out - 3 More Banks Indicted by MrKelly: 1:02pm On Sep 05, 2009
No name yet? Doesnt it sound foolish after naming other five?
IslamRe: She Made Love To Me (In Ramadam Kareem) by MrKelly: 12:55pm On Sep 05, 2009
deols:
Wether during ramadan or not, fornication is a GREAT sin in Islam. your girlfriend will have[b] to fast for sixty consecutive days[/b] .
She couldnt fast for 30 days. How do you think she'll be able to do 60?

deols:
or feed sixty people as atonement for breaking the fast with this act.
What if she cant afford to feed 60 people?

deols:
She should ask for forgiveness and stop fornicating. If she can't she should get MARRIED.
Now you're talking.
PoliticsRe: Gani Fawehinmi Passed On? by MrKelly: 12:37pm On Sep 05, 2009
Nigeria has lost a gem.

Rest in peace Gani. Though you've gone, your legacy will always live in generations to come.
AutosRe: Neatly Naija Used Passat 01 For Sale@ola Motors-08068966123 by MrKelly: 3:56pm On Sep 04, 2009
Shomoba01:
@mr kelly
car was bought new. How is your bros buget like.
His budget is bw 750-800.

Whats the milage of this car?
CrimeRe: Beware Of Plate Number Hijackers by MrKelly(op): 3:53pm On Sep 04, 2009
kshow1:
Since he has not been able to provide us with a source till date lets just assume he was thinking aloud. grin
. . . It's an email I received from a colleague. Moderator can delete if I did wrong by sharing this.
Properties6 Plots Of Land With Twin Bungalows In Woji P.h. For #32m. by MrKelly(op): 4:39pm On Sep 03, 2009
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Autosdo you take Panadol?Paracetamol? Pls read this. by MrKelly(op): 10:31am On Sep 03, 2009
I got this e-mail from a colleague ant thought to share it.

I know some folks will start asking, "why not in the health section?'' I've already posted in that section but still thought to share here since this is a product that is consumed on a regular basis.

SIDE EFFECT OF PANADOL

My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patients and he knows some of the doctors quite well. The doctors used to tell him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL / PARACETAMOL. In fact, they will turn Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives. This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver. According to the doctor, Panadol will remain in the body for at least 5 years.
”And according to the doctor, there was an air-hostess who consumed lots of Panadol as she needed to stand all the time and work under lots of pressure. She's now in her early 30's, and she is undergoing kidney cleaning (DIALYSIS) every month.”
Whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron /Ion imbalance in the brain, some alternative solution to cope with this matter is;

Drink lots of water.

Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it brings the blood pressure down from your throbbing head
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As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain).  We all will fall ill as we age. Imagine that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer), when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anaesthesia.

If you have a very high intake of Panadol  throughout your life (Migraine, Menstrual cramps) it is very likely that  normal general anesthetics will have no effects on you  as your body is pumped / full with Panadol and your body is so used  to pain killer  that you would need a much stronger pain killer,  Morphine?

Value your health, value your life, THINK TWICE before you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again.

Please don't take PANADOL
always and try send this to people you care about.
HealthSide Effects Of Panadol by MrKelly(op): 9:46am On Sep 03, 2009
I got this e-mail from a colleague and thought to share it.


SIDE EFFECT OF PANADOL
My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patients and he knows some of the doctors quite well. The doctors used to tell him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL / PARACETAMOL. In fact, they will turn Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives. This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver. According to the doctor, Panadol will remain in the body for at least 5 years.

”And according to the doctor, there was an air-hostess who consumed lots of Panadol as she needed to stand all the time and work under lots of pressure. She's now in her early 30's, and she is undergoing kidney cleaning (DIALYSIS) every month.”

Whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron /Ion imbalance in the brain, some alternative solution to cope with this matter is;

Drink lots of water.

Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it brings the blood pressure down from your throbbing head.

As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain).  We all will fall ill as we age. Imagine that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer), when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anaesthesia.

If you have a very high intake of Panadol  throughout your life (Migraine, Menstrual cramps) it is very likely that  normal general anesthetics will have no effects on you  as your body is pumped / full with Panadol and your body is so used  to pain killer  that you would need a much stronger pain killer,  Morphinehuh?

Value your health, value your life, THINK TWICE before you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again.

Please don't take PANADOL always and try send this to people you care about.
Jokes EtcYar Adua by MrKelly(op): 8:34am On Sep 01, 2009
A man walks into a restaurant and says to the seller.

Man: Abeg give me rice and plantain with 2 kpomo and 2 yar'adua.

Seller: oga abeg no vex, but which wan be yar'adua, 

Man: (laughs), u know now, na SNAIL now

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