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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Two Job Offers. I Am Confused by mrkels(m): 5:49pm On Aug 26, 2015
Im like u bro . Confused as hell

For me I am currently in first level grade in an organisation, another one just came up for next 2 levels in another organisation(same industry) and the third one is an oil and gas firm, on ofshore position 2 weeks in and 2 weeks out, I also have plans to continue my masters and my mom is on my neck to get married.


Sometimes it just feels that the whole world is on my shoulder.

Praying for guidance so as not to make the wrong decision.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: See What A Soldier Did To A Driver In Lagos Today by mrkels(m): 5:46pm On Aug 26, 2015
A soldier cannot do this to me.

I always say it.

if anyone tries it, I ll find him in his weakest moment at his home and I would kill him.
HealthRe: Nigerian Dies In Malaysia After Selling Kidney For N6million by mrkels(m): 2:39pm On Aug 26, 2015
6million is too small for that kind of risk,

If you say 50o million naira and 20percent stock in yourr company, Ehen then I ll agree
FamilyRe: My Daughter Was Nearly Molested Yesterday By A Male Teacher! by mrkels(m): 3:31pm On Aug 20, 2015
Authorities and not nairaland.

These mods are just crazy.

How can you say 8 year old daughter's teacher used her hand to touch HIS genitals

So damn confusing

CrimeRe: Robbers Broke ATM In EBSU, Cart Away Over N10m by mrkels(m): 7:07am On Aug 20, 2015
[quote author=olapluto post=37121269][/quote]Dude, An ATM is a computer and it records at all times the amount of cash left in it.

You can even see the amount of money/ atm up or down etc in say borno state from your headquarters in lagos.

So there's no way the manager can report a wrong figure.
EventsRe: Nigerian Man 26 Marries 63-years Old American Grandmother by mrkels(m): 6:34am On Aug 19, 2015
Stale news.
Saw this in 2009
CelebritiesRe: Segun Arinze Mistakenly Sent 50k To Man,the Man Refuses To Return Cash by mrkels(m): 1:44pm On Aug 15, 2015
They may sack himm cos of this story o
EducationRe: 10 Signs Your School Fees & Four Years Was Wasted In The University by mrkels(m): 1:37am On Aug 14, 2015
When you join cult day 1 of year 1 and get killed on the last day of final year
AutosRe: Hot Sale:- 2008/2009 Honda Accord Exl V6 **nigeria Used** :- N1.5m by mrkels(m): 11:53am On Aug 11, 2015
1m bro,

Location pls
FamilyRe: My Grandpa's Words Before He Gave Up... (pls Advise) by mrkels(m): 1:45pm On Aug 10, 2015
Simple.

I ll stop wondering and go and get busy with life, maybe when I do I just might make that $1B someday
RomanceRe: Here Are 30 Fun And Great First Date Ideas For You To Consider. by mrkels(m): 1:44pm On Aug 10, 2015
Haunted house?
Niggi you high??
RomanceRe: Lagos Girl Adds Boyfriend’s Wife On Bb,tells Her I Will Deal With You(live Chat) by mrkels(m): 9:28am On Aug 08, 2015
punta:
Your prayer should be that such a girl will not cross your path. This psycho does not represent the single girls out there please.
Well you are right.

But it's funny how one person can just spoil everything and create a wrong impression for everyone.

Such a girl would never cross our paths ijn. Amen
PoliticsRe: Diamond Bank Apologizes To Hon. Abike Dabiri-erewa by mrkels(m): 12:07pm On Aug 07, 2015
Heads would roll for this o, I wonder who made this terrible mistake
RomanceRe: Lagos Girl Adds Boyfriend’s Wife On Bb,tells Her I Will Deal With You(live Chat) by mrkels(m): 12:05pm On Aug 07, 2015
There is trouble o.

The side chick is so comfortable.

Is she sick in the head?

Even when 2 girlfriends find out their man is cheating on them with each other they try as much as possible to curtain the situation.

This side chick must be mentally deranged.


Good lord, see the kind of girls we single guys are going to get married to later, please god what did we do wrong to deserve these kind of people?
RomanceHow To Break Up In Naija by mrkels(op):
Breaking up with swag.

This niggi went to a doctor

He told him he tests positive for swag grin grin

BusinessRe: Emeka Offor, Abike Dabiri’s Firms, Others Owe Banks N143.81bn by mrkels(m): 7:48am On Aug 04, 2015
This is interesting, expected to see more from my bank. Let's hope this would make them pay up because these debtors are really crashing the banking industry.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Salary For Marketers In Access Bank by mrkels(m): 8:36pm On Jul 30, 2015
Full marketing staff and that was back then in 2012

Charism:
Is it for contract marketers or full marketing staff?
CareerRe: FCMB Laying Off Staff. by mrkels(m): 5:59pm On Jul 03, 2015
It's nothing, they got experience already, they ll apply to other banks and may even get higher grades in their next bank, happens all the time, talking from experience.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Collation Preparation Officer Job Vacancy At Stanbic IBTC Holdings Plc by mrkels(m): 1:01pm On Jun 18, 2015
How's their salary structure like for 2Nd level staff?

Any ideas pls?

Would really appreciate it
RomanceRe: What Finger Is The Right One To Wear An Engagement Ring? by mrkels(m): 11:34pm On May 26, 2015
majalisa:
bushlover
What is a bush loverhuh

Funny reply though
RomanceRe: Is Arguing A Natural Part Of Every Relationship? by mrkels(m): 11:33pm On May 26, 2015
Happens everyday, but that doesn't make it a natural part of a relationship. There are some people who understand themselves perfectly and if you ask me, I honestly don't know how they do it.

Just don't allow that argument escalate into violence, hatred and something ugly. Know when to compromise and come back into talking terms. Learn how to say sorry too.
That might just help ease out the tension when the tempo gets really high. Remember never to allow that tempo reach its peak, because sometimes, there might be no going back.
HealthRe: I Have Been Suffering From Severe Pimples For More Than 10years Now. Pls Help by mrkels(m): 10:35pm On May 24, 2015
Pele.

Visit a dermatologist.

Ftc
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photo Against Nepa by mrkels(m): 1:22pm On May 24, 2015
Where's the photo?
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Feel About Collecting Stuff From Guys? by mrkels(m): 11:02am On May 24, 2015
You are a good person.


Some girls are demons.

They just feel since they are having sex with you, you are to be responsible for their welfare. Very daft mentality some have.

I remember my last gf, the reason for our break-up was money issue if you ask me. Her last birthday party I spent over 80k there and after the party she was still asking for money to settle some bills. I was amazed. Could you believe that day the manager at the lounge said the total bill was close to 500k just for a party?

It actually caused a big issue and any ways she still insisted I must pay more to settle the bill which I did but when I transferred the money to her that faithful day I knew we were over and it was only a matter of time before it would be a reality. This was someone I was planning to get married to, we even entered a competition together, this wedding expo competition and we were almost winning.

Any ways that passed and things got better to my surprise, and we continued till then again she said she was no longer interested in our relationship, I got the text in my office that faithful day and you need to see the joy in my face at that moment. For close to a month I didn't even call her to ask about the text she sent because I was so happy and all, but then I started getting some crazy news and calls from her people and that prompted me to contact her.

Now when I did, she said I wasn't even sorry, so I told her sorry, she then said I should issue her a blank cheque from my family's company account and that would make her forgive me. Imagine? A blank cheque? Can you imagine how ladies think?

This was someone I respected back in the days, now asking me to give her money before we come back together, I mean I didn't tell anybody about it because they would think of her as a confirmed OKPO. I mean those ones you see at T lounge warri.
Anyways I told her it would never happen and we have since moved on with our lives since then.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HARPS Graduate Trainee Programme by mrkels(m): 10:50am On May 24, 2015
Some participants?

Hmmmmmmm.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Outrage In Delta After Pastor And His Gang Used A Girl For Rituals.graphic Pix by mrkels(m): 10:49am On May 24, 2015
Fear ijaw people o.

The way they do things in the creeks eh.

The way they spend the monies at parties here in delta state.

Ok.
Nairaland GeneralDear Nairalanders, Fuel Is Now 155 In My Area. Shocking by mrkels(op):
Alright so last night I had to drive into town from where I live to meet up with a friend and the traffic was killing, so I ended up burning almost all my fuel hoping to get to buy in town, after seeing my friend and moving on to the cinema from there, I couldn't get fuel anywhere as the queue was just so long and this was around 7:30pm last night. Anyways I decided to top up with black market where I got a litre for 250 and that was what took me home.

This morning after church I decided to get more from the station and to my surprise I was able to buy a litre for 155 naira. This is crazy.

I remember when I first started driving fuel just moved from 11 naira to 22 naira and we were insulting obasanjo for that, I mean our leaders what have they actually done that has affected the common man's life positively?
Think about it? These hikes in prices does not affect the rich and affluent in our society, these idiots we call our leaders. They can afford to buy fuel at 1000 naira per litre and they won't even blink an eye lid before they do whereas we the people that put them in power, we can't buy that same fuel at 200 naira.

This is not good people.

This is terrible.

I have decided to abandon my car till further notice.


Let's hope the change buhari is taking about would right many wrongs.

Have a wonderful sunday my people.

InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by mrkels(m): 4:06pm On May 20, 2015
mokset123:
I am grateful for your insightful breakdown.
But where my problem lies is that a friend of mine purchased tbills as at nov last year at 10% for 91 days With 9m.
8m was deducted while 1m was left as his upfront.
So why has the yield dropped in a short period of time?
That's how treasury bills works. It's the exact opposite of fixed deopsit when it comes to interest being paid.

In treasury bills, interest / yield is paid upfront or immediately yoou purchase unlike in fixed deposits when you get interest paid at maturity.
InvestmentRe: I Need Information On Treasury Bills In Nigeria by mrkels(m): 4:00pm On May 20, 2015
missnaija2:
Pls I need information on treasury bill so as to make some investment urgently.What are treasury bills,where and how can I get it.What is the interest rate and the duration etc
https://www.nairaland.com/878880/treasury-bills-nigeria

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