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Celebrities / Re: Gifty Goes Completely Nude Again On Instagram (Photo) by MrKong: 12:03pm On Sep 18, 2017
Nice waist cool
Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Flaunts Her White Benz And Her Range Rover (Photos) by MrKong: 10:29am On Sep 18, 2017
Packaging lo ba de
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by MrKong: 8:22am On Sep 18, 2017
motivationspika:
I doubt if there is anybody in here that can say the exact date the NEXT stage of DPR recruitment will commence.
There is smiley

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Declares IPOB As A "Militant Terrorist Organisation" by MrKong: 7:54am On Sep 16, 2017
MiddleDimension:


Cerci Lanister, right?
You are smart
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Declares IPOB As A "Militant Terrorist Organisation" by MrKong: 4:09pm On Sep 15, 2017
Shekau to the North,Kanu to the East, Bado to the West, Militants to the South...enemies everywhere but wherever they are, The Python will find them and Dance

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Nigerian Military Declares IPOB “Terrorist Organisation” by MrKong: 4:09pm On Sep 15, 2017
What if
Politics / Re: IPOB: Federal Government Girls' College Umuahia Refuses To Sing National Anthem by MrKong: 1:12pm On Sep 15, 2017
IgboSubmarine:
You killed their love ones and expect them to sing the National Anthem


The loved ones wey dey throw petrol bomb and matchet Hausas?...they deserve the death

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Politics / Re: Tension In Jos, Hausa & Igbo Youths Clash - Vanguard by MrKong: 8:49pm On Sep 14, 2017
Idrismusty97:
What's with all these your idîotic comments. You think this is a joke. People like you are best for rituals.
Even if dem use am do ritual e no go commot better money...na coins and five naira notes the stupid imbecilic clown go dey commot

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Politics / Re: Tension In Jos, Hausa & Igbo Youths Clash - Vanguard by MrKong: 8:43pm On Sep 14, 2017
lordwar:
I'm making another arrow heads some soldiers have arrived there is a heavy gun battle going on now
You this imbecilic clown....will you shut up and let's hear word cheesy

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Politics / Re: Hausa And Igbo (IPOB) Clash In Aba: Several Gunshots By Soldiers (Live Updates) by MrKong: 9:12am On Sep 14, 2017
Henryyy:
This is very bad and the fg in coalition with the state government should work asap to restore calmness and normalcy to that region.
On another note igbos should be mindful of what they say and write on the internet.All the loose talking and chest beating most of you do on the Internet is what is affecting your brothers in real life.Believe it or not the few educated northerners read your posts and it doesn't take much to instigate their folks to go on a killing spree. They got nothing to lose but think of the innocent ones up north (and even in the SE), think of the repercussions your actions will have on them. THINK! THINK!! THINK!!!
It's unfortunate that you all started this hate yet you're the ones lamenting.
My prayers are with the innocent people who have been caught up in this mess.
Big yansh hunter grin

Lemme know when you find one wink
Politics / Re: Biafra:army Start Torturing Igbos(pictures) by MrKong: 3:32pm On Sep 13, 2017
Odikwa serious o shocked


But why dem no unbutton that their hairy chest wey dey bounce bullet in front of the soldiers na make dem show say dem brave and iPob no dey fear anybody grin


Yeye dey smell...pigs love filth anyway lipsrsealed


Ipob be like swimming things cool

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Politics / Re: Hausa Men Take Cover In A Police Station After Clash With IPOB Members In Rivers by MrKong: 10:32am On Sep 13, 2017
Python wey dey dance, na for pepper soup e go end grin
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Biafra National Guard Declares War Against Nigerian Army by MrKong: 10:13am On Sep 13, 2017
Abeg how person fit join this Nigerian Army Python Squad cos me sef wan dance and I get some nasty moves grin

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Politics / Re: Biafra National Guard Declares War Against Nigerian Army by MrKong: 10:07am On Sep 13, 2017
grin
Crime / Re: SARS Officer, Police Inspector Killed In Port-Harcourt At Suspect's House by MrKong: 8:49am On Sep 13, 2017
lexy2014:
who was following due process here?who insigated d stand down order, d IG or d suspect?
The commissioner men should have stand-down, IG men serves a higher authority
Crime / Re: SARS Officer, Police Inspector Killed In Port-Harcourt At Suspect's House by MrKong: 11:01pm On Sep 12, 2017
Stand down means stand down...that's a fools death cos you wan impress one useless commissioner

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Politics / Re: 14 Safety Tips For South Easterners As They Are Under Military Watch. by MrKong: 10:44pm On Sep 12, 2017
Python wey dey dance, the drummer dey for bush grin

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Culture / Re: 45,000 Virgin Zulu Maidens Step Out Topless For Testing In South Africa (Photos) by MrKong: 9:55pm On Sep 11, 2017
Testing abi tasting?



By the way who dey taste/test them? grin

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Travel / Re: Video Of The Lady Seen Topless On A Bike On Lekki Expressway by MrKong: 7:28pm On Sep 11, 2017
Ka ma wa salo? sad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by MrKong: 9:21am On Sep 11, 2017
BoosBae:
So because someone said the list is ready, you also want to give info? Lol. Better go and face your book my friend....

You forgot to tell us the day the final list will come out, abi them no tell you that one? Funny set of people.
Calm down madam...the list is ready for a month or so now, it was supposed to be released the following week of its compilation but somehow something scuppered the process. This I said already then, but some branded me a liar but I don't care anyway. It is what it is.

Now the timetable has been disrupted, NO ONE can categorically give you a reliable info on when the list will be out and that is a RELIABLE statement from the most reliable sources you can think of
Islam for Muslims / Re: Happy Eid-el-mubarak by MrKong: 6:41am On Sep 01, 2017
Allaahu akbar, Allaahu akbar, Allaahu akbar, laa ilaaha ill-Allaah, Allaahu akbar, Allaahu akbar, Allaahu akbar, wa Lillaahi’l-hamd. Allaah akbar kabeera, walhamdulillaah katheera, wasubhan Allaahi bukratan waaseela, Laa ilaaha ill-Allaah wahdah, wa nasara ‘abdah wa a'az jundah wa hazma al-ahzaaba wahdah Laa ilaaha ill-Allaah wa la na'budu ila Iyah mukhliseena lahu’l-deena wa law kariha’l-kaafiroon

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by MrKong: 12:57pm On Aug 28, 2017
OrangeDream:
After him, many more false prophets will still emerge here. You have absolutely zero idea on the power of joblessness.
We are talking about guys with over 7years experience in unemployment.
youdontknowme:


You're minding that one. Some people would come and post rubbish here after smoking weed
You my friends are born id!ots and you have no idea

You think I just come here and talk what I don't know?...to what purpose?... thou I've got people who are in the know. So when I brought you info, it's just out of the goodness of my heart...obviously something delayed the release of the list, I donno and I can't tell. But insulting my person just shows your level of ignorance and stupidity. Those who know me here, would vouch for info I've provided on and off nairaland. Anyway, that's that.

Good luck in your quest in NIS!
Travel / Re: Skills To Acquire Before Relocating To The US. by MrKong: 8:58pm On Aug 26, 2017
Javelin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 24th August 2017 by MrKong: 6:40pm On Aug 24, 2017
wristbangle:


Barca has already bid £135m but from what I just read now, they are stubborn to sell him but would be force to in order to buy Van Djrk from southampton for £70m. They should have a rethink oo because all ex LFC players are advising the board to sell him
What ex players?...you mean those ones who couldn't make it at Anfield and had to be shipped out?...they obviously hold a grudge and their opinion is irrelevant anyway. FSG wouldn't sell and they've released a statement that Coutinho isn't for sale at any price. But Barcelona won't concede, they keep feeding their local news with lies to unsettle the player which has not been working anyway. To add insult to injury, they bid a ridiculous 16mil each year for 5yrs to take one of the best players (note: Mane is the best Liverpool player) of a club and ontop that they even add a deadline.

It's like proposing to a girl who isn't ready for marriage, you went ahead and propose anyway and she rejects you...only for you to get up and say, eh you have until Sunday to accept my proposal. That's just insanity, Barca board are insane and they are overseeing the end of a once truly great team. Look at that Barcelona team, full of dead wood players no team would take, that's why nobody has bought their unwanted players

Neymar jumped ship
Messi hasn't signed
Iniesta says for the first time he's thinking about his career
PSG won't sell Di Maria and are about to peep you to the signing of the only realistic signing Barcelona has this transfer window, Seri
Dortmund won't sell
Liverpool won't sell, obviously

You are really and truly fncked!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 24th August 2017 by MrKong: 6:00pm On Aug 24, 2017
Sevilla, Maribor, Spatark Moscow, LIVERPOOL grin


You all dead!...dead!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 24th August 2017 by MrKong: 5:58pm On Aug 24, 2017
Coutinho looking at Barcelona group like

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 24th August 2017 by MrKong: 5:54pm On Aug 24, 2017
When Liverpool players saw the draw

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by MrKong: 5:07pm On Aug 23, 2017
BChiron:
Lol.. this Mrkong.. I think u have being watching too much movies lately... Still sure of ur Friday? Or it's just part of ur script..
Nothing is 100% certain in life, and you shouldn't expect it to be...however, bar any major event tomorrow...I have it in good information that the list will/should be out

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by MrKong: 4:37pm On Aug 23, 2017
emmieachichi:
to mrkong..........as charly boy would say 'our mumu don do'...... grin cheesy winkno worry wen list show we go all know.
to merit1988 officially u are lady khalesi and orangedream is john snow...together we will destroy all dis list is out wildlings...dey are the lannisters of dis group....lol
You misrepresent me...I'm the Night King and I've got a hundred thousand army of undead and a ice breathing dragon, and I don't joke about stuffs(I say what I mean and mean what I say)...so run brother run!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by MrKong: 7:27pm On Aug 22, 2017
BChiron:
source please..
Source abi sauce? undecided

I am the source of this information to you, take it that way...if you are asking me for the source of my own information, then you are sticking your nose in where it does not belong and it may end up bloody sad

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