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Life is a Risk.. If you succeed you will be happy, if you fail you will learn.

Go to Canada for the sake of your children. They will appreciate you for it later in the future.


But in other words, if you insist on not going to Canada anymore, pls Abeg Biko, borrow me the money, I will pay you back when I get to Canada. Thank you.

Ikpongiton:
lies and liars plc

It's our work ooooh

KangaIye:
We are still better of some countries.

Ok

Wrong research, for this Buhari period? Nigeria is not supposed to be among the list.

Nigeria police and denials be like bread and butter.

LuciferSinless:
So this gullible fool believes it was the Psalms he recited that saved him.


What if the herdsmen got tipped that something had gone amiss in their operation & were equally desperate to leave that vicinity?
What if they were sent to get a specific person (hence the N100m ransom demand) & found out they had the wrong people?

There are so many things that could have prompted them to end their operation abruptly.

If God truly "saved you", why did God allow you to fall into such misfortune and incur losses in the first place?
Was He asleep?


Why do black Africans always reason irrationally/illogically?



*spits

God is great.

Fear Edo people, with the rate of witch-crafty anything is possible. Maybe the airport shes talking about is on top a banana tree.

JOMAX:
But you did already

Just assume I was thinking to write it.

Okeson009:
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If u type R. I. P it will become an hate speech

Yes you are right.

emerged01:
That's it bro! You nailed it!

With a big Hammer. Lolz

BrokenCock:
i dey fear dem since the day I unvirgined an imposter-virgin that was disvirgined years back but forming saint for me cos because I schooled abroad... The abroad na common Cotonou sef

Lolz,

Dino98:
See that babe....she has not changed 1 bit.

All this crying and begging is becos baba has money and travels out....she does not want to miss out.

That babe will do so much more but will be extra careful, so he doesn't find out.

You see girls, fear dem. I have several stories of them.

Lemme share one. When I was in school...I met this babe. I honestly didn't want to date her, I just wanted to collect 3 points. For some months she refused to come visit me...until one lucky day, I went out with my guys; on my way back around 11pm, I was high and Hot, I was going tru my phone, trying to see who could come around, and I tried her again....she said OK, but that I had to come pick her, so I told the cab guy to turn around so we can go pick her. I picked her, we came back to my place, showered and without any discussion, shit went down...after that day we lost contact.

Fastforward to 1year+, I met this babe around the market....we exchanged numbers. We started talking and after about a week she came visiting. We were on it the entire night...na that kind girl. At about 7am the next day, she was making up to leave, next thing I heard was, "Danny, do u know I am married?", I laughed and said its not possible na. She said, "I'm serious Danny, I'm married, I got married some months ago", I still laughed and said impossible....she turned and showed me her wedding ring on her finger, I said that means nothing, I showed her my ring on my finger too, cos then I wore one. She said, "Danny, seriously, I'm married", I was quiet. She said, "u don't believe me?", then she picked up her phone and came over to where I was and started showing me her traditional marriage, white wedding pictures and honeymoon pictures. I still said its a lie, that she probably had a twin....I was in denial. Then she said OK, I should hold on. She picked up her ear piece, connected it to her phone, gave me one ear and took one, then babe called her husband...for 30minutes this babe was talking to her husband on different issues and the innocent man had no idea what his wife just did and that even this their conversation, I was listening to it too. I was in shock. I could not say a word from the time of the call, till she ended the call and left. After the call she was like, "do u believe me now?", I was speechless...I could not believe what just happened, I was just quiet, till she left. I felt sorry for the guy, cos he had no idea and she called him, talking about love and all that.

I started avoiding her but this married babe was still pressuring to come...one night she asked to come, I told her, I am out with friends, she said she will go wait by my door, till I am back. A married lady o. I was inside, so I quickly switched of all my lights. At about 11somtin, she was asking if I was back. I said, I might not coke back, that I will go spend the night at a friends. Babe didn't stop there o.

See girls...e dey there body.

The shit is serious, maybe you gave high well, asin the DICKson was good.

I am a guy I receive more than 3000 email from nairaland chicks. I mean on a daily.

He better not come back.
If I type R.I.P now some pple will think I am hating on the clueless President.

Fear girls.

Forgive her bro, but go get yourself a new bae, what she will do next might kill you.

LUCIFERMYLORD:
So this woman Never still get belle??

She dey wait for me, that is the plan.

Don't argue with your friends any more. Everybody has a right to choose what they believe.
To me a king is better, not just a anyhow king that bought his way to the throne.
A king like the Oba of Benin is better than all governors in Nigeria put together.

Oba gha tor Kperre

Can I hear you say ISEeeeeeee.

Thank God for his life oooooo

Lolz, you get mind oo.

But my question is,

Who give The Nigeria Police Force order to dey do the work of Road Safty?

You can't try this in their country, what a shame and embarrassment.

SillyMods:
Eeyah! Your wailing subscription has just been renewed for another four years.

With the look of things you are the one wailing now?

SillyMods:
So, Atikuloot didn't win the election again?

Ask you dumb self.

The next level is real. Welcome to Nizooria

If you ask us na who we go ask?

You a Buhari loyalist enjoy your next level.

Tampinu:
You know some comments need no reply, it's best to let things slide, especially as I'm not here to win arguments.
Or have I asked you any money or to come to my church?
You never know Immanuel? You never humble? hmmm

Ok

This one has a church or he is planning to own a church.

[quote author=TheArranger post=76710047]An atheist dies and goes to hell...

The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!"

They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. "These are your cars now!" and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says "Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?".

They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn't be any happier. The devil says "Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don't want anyone to be lonely!"

As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.

Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil "What is going on there?" The devil just shrugs and says: "Those are the christians, I don't know why, but they prefer it that way".

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