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Emmy9ite: Wow.! nice story. Only real men like us can do that! Op,if it is me,i will invite GuyB to live with us too!

hahahahaha story

booqee: real ko, real ni! Mtcheww..... Abegi stand well joor!

Besides sef, mr lee, ur command of english na one in town. I shake yansh for you.

ur yansh na bone e no make sence hahahahaha

tjskii: Yea if this is real then
I'm a monkeyz uncle
Fish wear raincoat
Pigs can fly
Obasanjo is d "handsomest" man on earth
Patience has a good command of d english language
Size is everything
Talk is cheap esp wth d mtn netwok
Nid I say more...

after reading try 2 get the massage which discourages we not to ascept arrangement marriage from any body epspcially our parents

Honeycity: poster pls is this for real?

ye its real

A friend travelled fron d UK with hope of marrying a decent girl arrange for him by his mother, after the tradictional right have paid. He went to book an hotel 4 their honey moon so he decided to call his wife on the choice of the hotel.
Jo : dear i'm trying to get a room for us, am at Benco hotel.
Gift : no don't its too expensive and d facilities not worth that cach, check Galaxy hotel it is better but keywind suit is the best.
Jo : ok i will try keywind.
Gift : fine when you get to keywind don't take room 112 cus the bed is not strong and if they give you room 214 don't take it, the AC is not good. Room 312 is better but the hot side of the shower is bad however try room 411 although its hard to open the doo most time, better still just take room 510.
immediately dropped the call and went back to UK without letting the mother know what has happend and the mother has started accusing neighbors of witching his son not to continue with the marriage and jo is not ready to tell the mother. Plz advice Jo 4 me.

musiwa..,:
Why do you keep on pushing iwaela name. She cant become president in Nigeria.. Look the nation will be set on fire.. people have tike u before you can become president. And they dont seem to like her. So stop wasting you time. the way it works in nigeria. if you are a member of an unpopular govt , your reputation is gone..

she will not be able to get 10% of the vote in Nigeria.

u b anti better thing, Kai go hide ur face

swtchicgurl: i rub his cheek and chest with sandpaper.

i carry ground pepper with me in case he misbehaves.

what can be more romantic!

winch

kasiem: are u guys jealous of me?

me JEALOU...S just say na u b her husband, lie lie

okpara ugo: This list is incomplete.

My name is missing.

o....k na tru o, Mr EFCC put these guy name 4 ur list, him want confess.

okpara ugo: This list is incomplete.

My name is missing.

o....k na tru o, Mr EFCC but these guy name 4 ur list, him want confess.

kasiem: i'm happy for my mother-inlaw. Mummy, ur daughter is being stubborn to me o

hahahaha...... o boy na lie 4 wea u c d dauther but i like ur style cus na faith u dey apply so.

Just act normal n go and take ur laptop and if he attacts u just give him a liltle apology and leave, don't run away 4rm ur fears man

Tolaaaaannni: I totally agree with you, some women are turning to mumu now a days. Treating their boyfriends like its their husband. I was shocked when my friend called her bf olowo ori mi.

continue with these kind of atitude while your frends get married every saturday.

Tolaaaaannni: I totally agree with you, some women are turning to mumu now a days. Treating their boyfriends like its their husband. I was shocked when my friend called her bf olowo ori mi.

continue with these kind of atitude while your frends get married every saturday.

Hmmmm....

Lolaabokoku: I wonder what the meaning of love is when one cannot marry who you desire.. My cousin who is a jehovah witness was once dating a muslim guy, on taking the guy home the girls mother rejected the guy immediately but because of the love they have for each other they still see each other secretly.. Just yesterday, my cousin told me she was pregnant for the muslim guy..
Now fellow nairalander should she abort the pregnancy or go straight to tell her mother.. Pls tell me is religion a barrier to love? And what is wrong with marrying a jehovah witness.?

Hmmmm.... These one na war o! If she marry's d man she will regrete it later cus the man will force her 2 be a muslin and will be marrying others wemen after her which is againts her faith. If abort d child and leave d man now and suffers it now and njoy 2morro. Let her choose one.

U b ah.......

Craze dey do u, u want flx n u no want open d access bank n d money no b ur money? D only avice b say if u want flz go n open wide the door that lead 2 flzing than njoyment comes all thru d wekend.

Its the truth if someone applied that principles it will work as if one is lucky. Keep it up.

My childhood life has been spend in many cities like portharcourt, eleme, onne, nembe in bayasa state and bori cus my parants were civil servants and they are also transfer from one place 2 another.

Hw e take affect orner? Sample ur old picture make we c hw u look like dat time AMEBO WEY NO GET WORK.

D pastor was not called by God, he called himself and went 2 torch what is not surpose 2 torch.

Its bayasa'state money they should return it 2 them

Bravo 2 padmore make ur name enter world geiness of record 4 d most hardest pumper on bed. Mumu theft another person wife thing.

Plz let d information be clear, u called d name of d captian of d ship, d chief naval offical etc, what about d names of d top PDP and NNPC men.

Which is d source of these research work? It its documentary oy by observation? The researcher should come 2 northern Nigeria (jos) were he enjoy all nite flexing with correct culture and 404 or southern Nigeria (port harcount) 4 unforgeting trip tru d beatiful recreation sides in d town 2 d d villages fill with natural resources and local brevery like kaikai (abua 1st eleven) , correct pilm wine couple with well prepared 404 (dog) and with beatiful damsay. Hi reseacher u are missing out in Nigeria!!! I LOVE NIGERIA.

Sen Ningi u even went 2 d media 2 lie, haba mallam your children should be very carefull of u o cus of these ur lie (show us d statistics).

[color=#000000][/color][color=][/color][/color]Goodbye my brother D'banj but remenber your mama o no take soul i beg u o cus of money n fame u don sell ur soul 2 d devil.[color=#990000]Goodbye my brother D'banj but remenber your mama o no take soul i beg u o cus of money n fame u don sell ur soul 2 d devil.Goodbye my brother D'banj but remenber your mama o no take soul i beg u o cus of money n fame u don sell ur soul 2 d devil.

I pray God should use him 2 bring peace in d northern part of d country and other parts of d country.

Hahahahaaa.... 4rm Ghana most go 2 Nigeria most go by force and fire, oh why has d mighty falling. Who has done these wicked act to God's own country, 4rm baning our movie 4rm their market 2 diporting our brothers, let these be a lesson 2 those at d head of affairs. C common ghana o........

The King we all miss you even d money u have made and d once dat are since coming miss.

I think majority of the problem comes 4rm d men cus at d begining of d marriage (women) were not told d truth and the woman did not know d man she married.

Haba our Ghanian brother should not have gone so far by baning our films in their market, afterall their film is too raw 4 our teenegers.