In fact its not getting funny anymore due to stuffs being posted on nairaland lately. So what are we suppose to do now?

If your girl ask for airtime and your response to her shouldn't be anyone's head ache!! Irrespective of how he responded atleast the message is passed.

Only God knows where that idea of "Ghost worker" originated from. How can one person be on a payroll and still have 2 to 3 people who answers crazy name and be receiving salaries all to be landing in an account managed by this same one person.

For those feeling like "ghost workers" meant ghost, its not ooo just a corrupt practice that has been on for a long time now both in the public and private sector.

God help us!!

MisterRight:
bro whether a chic from botany or education got 5.0 its non of their business, agreement is agreement, which is no carry over in any course and not less than specific gp. unilags mistake was that they admitted excess med students and they never ever tot the students will really pass the cut off. it happened in lautech some years back, and lasu where d cut off was changed without prior notice. this is pure injustice
pls reason with me

Its really weird anyway but why did the school admit more than what can be managed in the first place?

I guess they don't have too many facilities to manage excess M.B.B.S guys when absorbed, so they had to adopt a strategy to reduce them and their accreditation might be on the line.

So sorry for those poor already aspiring student in M.B.B.S, that decision as been taken and I doubt if reversal will surface!!

devonpaul:

Awon ti knarphie niyen. Salutey. I no be agent o bro. I'm just stayyin sumwia around and yea, dats poly side, sango etc

Lolz... U funny sha!! Who said u ar agent? I just felt letting u know should in case u came across one!!

Anyway thanks all the same,

Sleep tight!!

devonpaul:

Knarphie. 60k house dey o. Plenty sef. For poly side but u shud know d quality of what u are paying 60k for. No be like d guy wey dey find a tiled self con room for 40k. Na Ibadan be dz o no be ikirun

Bro I'm also interested ooo btw 50-60k I don't mind apete or bodija... Do u mean poly ibadan side? Pls bro just PM me in case u see anyone available

francababy:

Poor girls only like to quote prices. You are the type that has taken selfie in 40 different hotel rooms. Forming posh but everyone sees the cheap hustler. First a food at Double 4 is not 7k/plate. They have a broad menu and the prices vary. Secondly, Quilox drinks are not sold for 25k, cheap girl.There are different drinks at different prices. From 10k to over 100k per bottle. Stop trying to form posh because one strange guy took you out. Sincerely answer this question - Do you have a job? Have you bought anything in these places ever with your own money? cheap small girl

Francababy shere na....ok ndo!!!

francababy:

You know you are an opportunist. You got him by luck. You have lined up bills for him and you do not want to let go until ur target is met? How come he's now an ex? Where did he meet u for the first time? A club I guess. Maybe The Place or Aura? Not Quilox, no no, u won't fit in. You got attracted to his car, right? Then when he noticed u were always give me today, give me tomorrow, he bounced ur last request and that was it. Small girl

Stop this already oooo. Its okay nooooow

iykekelvins:
Jesu..Sweety, Calm Down

You won wound am

Bros I beg no put mouth ooo. That babe deserve that response when she dey form MISS WORLD....

Just leave them make them tackle themselves... Na ladies talk ooo

Mcowubaba:

Hahaha...
Nd our lovely Nigerian girls go just swallow 3 plates sharp sharp, still carry take away for their roomies..
Mehn, nd na my fellow niggass moni dey pay for all this stuff...
Mehn, I like my status-quo- "broke ass nigGa"

Believe me, when u knw ur successful nd achieving ur dreams nd yet a Nigerian girl calls you" broke ass niggaa" REJOICE nd be GLAD- ur mama raise u wella

Bros u no try oooo, why u dey open their ASS for public na When girls will not stop looking for magga all the time!!

Let them call you a broke ass atleast u are not on the queue for their FUNNY games.......lolz

Op I beg no kill me with laughter ooo

Kikikikikikikikiki



That 12 $ 14 is the big time Bleep-up!!

Hmmm interesting, I'm also a christian but its best Lagos State government enforces a law to disallow churches from mounting their SPEAKERs outside.

To preach the gospel is one thing and noise pollution is another thing. Seriously all worship centers in the state should either relocate from residential areas or they restrict the noise to the church environment alone.

Like seriously this man called PMB is stepping on people's toes. Why will the allowances of people supposedly guiding your abode be deprived of them?

I suggest they go on strike and see if Oga "Bubu" will not pay with speed.

PMB set in motion TSA to cub corruption but a lot of government workers are suffering based on that same development.

Even @ aso villa men are gnashing their teeth, I don't really know what Mr president is up to but let him understand the pain this policy of his is bringing on the populace...

adebiyiait:
Please, help me, what next? I received recommendations and that admission letter is ready but I can't print the clearance invoice and don't even know how much the clearance is please.

Bros which one be clearance invoice? You are to print acceptance invoice and the link is in your portal where you are to input ur reg number and password to generate ur acceptance invoice and its N20,200, how to do your payment is on the invoice.

When you do your payment then you will get an sms that your card is loaded instantly your page will be updated that your acceptance has been paid

Next is wait for the date of your clearance which will be communicated to you via your email.

Mayouree:


PG hostel is better compared to living off campus expect if you are the introvert type. The light outside school is nothing to write home about, but school uses solar and also generator for the halls. Tho there are restriction in the hostel but those restriction is just little and u can always have your way once u are use to the system. I also wanted to get accommodation outside school but staying in the PG hall for my refresher course during January made me have a re-think about it and now want the hostel. Those restriction are ;
1. During week days visitors are only allowed in the hostel from 2pm to 10pm and during weekends its from 10am to 10pm . The hall door closes by 12am everyday
2. Gas cooker, television, refrigerator, are not allowed in the hall. But you can bring in stove or electric cooker.
3. Visitors don't sleep over.

There is a common room in all the halls with generators and already subscribed DSTV. The rooms varies through room of two (35k per session but its limited) and also room of three (25k per session ).

The only problem here is that there are limited spaces because some PG student don't even want to leave the hall but even if the porters eventually have there ways in sending them out, the space will still be limited . So everybody can't get the hostel.

For houses outside school, some are nice but expensive ranges from 90k t0 160k depending on the area, while some are not just good at all but still expensive just because its student area. Let me just say seeing better house outside school, not expensive and also not far from school is just luck. So when booking for houses outside school let your budget start from 90k upward you might not spend up to that tho.

I hope have been able to do justice to some questions here.

Thanks brother you are the best!! In fact my questions are answered. But getting that slot now in the hostels, the BIG one here oooo

RichYoungNigger:

I will never kill a Yoruba guy. What will bring me to having a conversation with a Yoruba guy ??

Lolz... In case u eventually do use a polyethene bag to cover your face...
Funny man!!!

RichYoungNigger:


Shut the fucck up.

Do you have the right to tell people where to live.
How about your Yoruba people in New York ?? Those guys are just animal, whenever i see them at the mall or anywhere, i don't wanna associate with their dirty and lazy ass.

Keep ranting!!!

I wonder where on earth your hatred for us came from? I love Igbo guys and we will continue to be friends despite this your own specie.

But one thing u should register in your brain is you will need to travel to the UNDER-WORLD (6 feet below) to stop seeing a YORUBA GUY/LADY!!

Keep Hating and I suggest you move around with pistol and start shooting any yoruba guy/lady you see, maybe that will solve your mental INSANITY.

You really need to visit a Psychiatric Hospital so that you don't end up in JAIL after killing a YORUBA guy all because of HATRED.

Arrant Nonsense!!!

blazetitov:



There is a thread that is claiming people from Anambra are rude and arrogant.


https://www.nairaland.com/2923154/onitsha-anmbra-man-never-show

Can you imagine? After going through that thread I realize that even within some of them (Igbos) there is no "LOVE".

Meaning if you eventually give them what they want now, "BIAFRA COUNTRY" they will still tear themselves up..... I think something is really wrong somewhere!!

God help this country!!!

RichYoungNigger:


Lease ??
You mean a land lease or a house lease ??
No one can lease out a land to someone to build a house on and at the end of the lease he will claim the house.

House lease ??
Yorubas are too poor to build a house and even if they have the money, there's no land they can build the house on, they sold every single land to the igbos

Mr man keep quiet if you have nothing to say!!!

You just open your mouth and spew thrash, its not your fault, its the yorubas that have allowed you to leave and do business peacefully in our midst.

Some of you guys are just being so silly if not why can't you just sit down and think, "where will envy and hatred take me to?"

Pres1:


At the sight of the caption "Lagos lose investors to Ogun" In a way, it gladened my heart as a Nigerian because I have always advocated for decentralization which paves way for nation building. Let me reiterate here, it gladened my heart as a Nigerian not because am from SE, SW, SS or North. Pls my fellow Nairalanders, I really beg us to shun this habit of constantly making discriminatory statements against ourselves, we should look beyond our ethnic diversities which carries our collective strenghts and move our dear nation forward. We as the youths have the innate power to change things for the better by constantly making collective positive inputs. Long live Nairaland, Nigeria!

You have spoken well my brother, but u know the "internet age thing" even a 10year old boy is on nairaland typing thrash.

Just ignore all these tribalism going on here because kids are everywhere on nairaland typing rubbish.

Its indeed the DAWN of industrialization in our dear country Nigeria, either her base is in the East, South, North or West, the great thing involved is that some people are having good jobs working for these great firms.

A lot of us here are suppose to sit and have good thinking on how to reduce unemployment out there. if you work its not a BAD thing to safe and establish a Mini-Firm and be an employer of labor.

Why? Because youths out there due to joblessness are really frustrated not standing again for the truth anymore, molesting young girls on daily bases, engaging in robbery and so on!!

Yes the major needs for entrepreneurs are yet to be fixed e.g. Good road, stable power, affordable accommodation e.t.c but still let's put our minds to it with time your established firm will grow.

Igbos and yourubas can't have issues, u know why? They are like seriously into each other, for instance an igbo man/woman will speak the language fluently, knows all our culture and it will be hard to say he or she is an IGBO person and vice versa.......

..... So what's happening here is just an "e-things", we do meet daily on d field and we know how to relate with one another.

RichYoungNigger:
Yoruba always mentioning Lagos as if na them get Lagos.

How many property them get for Lagos sef ??

Lagos is owned by igbos

Be deceiving yourself...

Viktor1983:


I'm igbo, from Anambra state, Most igbos like me that I know don't hate the Yoruba.
I've got a lot of respect for you guys, forget the sentiments and propaganda on social media.
Most folks who utter words of hate can't even do jack.
Naturally the igbo and Yoruba block are the most practical progressives in Nigeria. we are naturally pitted against our selves as competitors for excellence.
it spurs innovation and development.
There are times I come across a thread and some one bearing an igbo commits a crime ,you hear folks saying "na them, na them". it used to hurt but not anymore.
ignore that loser bro.
One love!

With this piece there is no doubt in my heart that brains of good thinking and of course great MINDS Still exist in millions among you IGBOs.

Naturally issues like this is suppose to mechanize uncontrollable competition in the manufacturing industries sited both on The Yorubas and Igbo soils.

But what are we seeing here? Tribalistic comments!! This will surely take us no where.

Even if the country divides and the so called BIAFRA comes to place, you will always have a none-Igbo living within your vicinity either yoruba, hausa or any tribe at all.

Media propaganda right?
That's what you people know how to do best..
Tell me any Yoruba man that can achieve that success story even if is not a feat.?
Pain looser.

Check out your Fake link.

Imagine this funny guy after spewing trash he went and de-activate his account, what nonsense!!

To all sensible Igbo guys and ladies here I respect you guys hustle and intellectual content but its really best if the funny ones can receive SENSE for once.

adabsmith:
My people, this is my first time here and I think it's a better option compared to FedEx and other courier services... Please can you give me the email address of chinoxl that I'll send my tracking numbers to

Bros check chinoxl's front page for his details of address and email.

The truth is just that some guys do act DUMB! You've been dating a lady, she's not really in love with you and all traces are obvious in her that she's just managing you as a GUY. Instead of you to let her realize u can't continue to follow a FAKE relationship.....

..... But the funny thing this set of guys do is to propose OPENLY thinking she won't want to say NO in an open place not knowing that a "NO" will hurt the guy more.

Lesson here: Only propose to a woman you are very sure of her LOVE, do all you can to test her LOVE for you before the actual day u will like to PROPOSE!!! To avoid THE STORY THAT TOUCH the heart

Please I need good self-contain apartment around U.I, please holla me on 08081226589 if u have access to one.

Thanks!!

Big ups to the Igbos in the house, like seriously u guys are doing great things there in ABA.....

More power to your strength and try develop more strategies like this to expose your talent to the WORLD.

Igbo kwenu

Lolz etisalat should go and sit down jare..... If they feel pain they should look around for a staggering network and purchase too now.

This is business and its an open atmosphere, the fittest SURVIVES and the WEAK smoke off with time.

uc97:
Hello Chinos my goods will be arriving ur office this week. An attempt was made to deliver one of the orders yesterday but no body was in ur office to receive it. Another attempt will be made to deliver it today or tomorrow, pls keep somebody to receive it if u won't be around. Thank u.

Bros just direct this message to chinoxl phone number as SmS or his email cos he doesn't come up here at all ooo.

Also backup the messages with some very good "JAZZ" for u to get a reply sharpaly.....lolz

LSM's Chinoxl is a busy guy ooo

Mariesio:
Who has picked up 21st Dec shipment today, pls indicate bc am yet to receive sms alert

Bros if truly u have package with 21st dec shipment then its right in their lagos office now. Cos I have package there too and I got sms since saturday that my stuff is ready for pick-up.

Stormyboss:
I can't take this anymore and i wont advise anybody to make use of this company, I received a shipment on the 11-10-2015 (Delivery 6) of an item i don't need i told STMD to remove the package from my warehouse, i called over 3 times to get Delivery 6 removed from my warehouse on 12-01-2015 STMD Started charging me daily for over stay of the item in my warehouse, Later on 12-22-2015 i got another package delivered to my warehouse, STMD intentionally merged the 2 packages (Delivery 6 and Delivery 9) and started charging me for overstay on both items, i called the customer care again and told them i need the Deliveries Split-ed so i can pay for Delivery 9 alone since they have refused to remove delivery 6 from my warehouse, they customer care agent finally removed delivery 6 from my warehouse but till date i am still billed for over-stay on delivery 9... You can imagine me paying 152 usd for storage charge on an item of 800 usd. my bill keeps increasing daily and i can't take this anymore.... HOW CAN I PAY A TOTAL OF N115,000 ON AN ITEM OF N248,000 how do they expect me to sell it and make profit THIS IS MY TENTH TIME OF USING STMD TO SHIP ITEMS AND I CAN NEVER VOUCH FOR THEM... ANYBODY USING THIS COMPANY FOR BUSINESS IS DOING SO AT HIS/HER OWN RISK.. AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN STMD

Oh God, this is a pure criminal act. I feel your pain bro and I will advice to run for your dear life. It made remember MYUS.COM.

Almost the same methodology. They keep debiting ur Visa/MasterCard monthly and they call it "store upkeep" fee.

Oniovolee:
I sent a single DVD tape to my Houston address which costs almost nothing during purchase, however, shoptomydoor gave me a $31 bill to ship the DVD tape which is just one, this is so unfair, my original plan was to order for a dozen dvds from Amazon but had to cancel the rest when only one DVD costs a whole $31 dollars to ship to Lagos, not a good deal at all. Yes they do deliver at the end of the day, but such charges doesnt make no sense, I had to opt for the paypal payment promo which gave a minus $20 discount, if not for this promo, my pocket would have bled to death at the mercy of Shoptomydoor

What?? Just one DVD Tape for $31? That's really crazy, what if one want's to ship a single laptop? They will charge up to 100dolls I'm very sure.

I was about to change to this shipping company but this will be a U-turn for me.

This guy is just a COWARD, if not why will he be shouting of witch-craft as if its a new type of VIRUS that just broke out.

Besides he's not the first coach to head the "Eagles". Why will the NFF staffs or whoever be running after him with witch-craft? Every human on planet earth must have some sort of spiritual backup.

Who told him his so called "witch-craft guys" won't get to belgium. He should just seek for prayers and deliverance because he might just be the one possessed.