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 Romance › Re: A Rich Yoruba Guy Is Chasing Me by MRMICKMEN: 2:47pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
RUUUNNN AWAYYYY |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 4:21pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
siegfried99:some don dey cast sef. |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 3:26pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
siegfried99:Reach village Quick u mean?  1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fine Boy by MRMICKMEN(op): 2:27pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Q And A by MRMICKMEN(op): 2:26pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it meansyou are in big trouble. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? . . . .A: The boy friend's hand. Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,Your tail is in front". |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fine Boy by MRMICKMEN(op): 2:02pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
tnx  |
| Jokes Etc › Don't Laugh Please!!! by MRMICKMEN(op): 1:34pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
In Japan dey invented a machine that catches thieves; They took it out to different countries for a test. In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves; UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves; Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves; Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves; Uganda in 7mins it caught 20,000thieves, Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen. I thought I told you not to laugh? |
| Jokes Etc › Fine Boy by MRMICKMEN(op): 1:25pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Just 10am i entered bank. Evry body was busy looking at me, i tought it was bcus i am a handsome guy, but stil amazed hw both ladies nd maried ones wer also lukin. Suddenly one pretty girl stood up walking towards me. I tot she wanna kiss me as she was aproaching to me bringout hand as if she wanna Hug me, she came closer to me nd bring her lip Immediately i was so excited dat she wanna kiss me She whispered to me Guy ur zip dey open ooh and ur thing (Dimkpam) come up i faint |
| Jokes Etc › Some Girls Don't Even Know How To Chat by MRMICKMEN(op): 1:16pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Some Girls don't even know how to chat or interact. They will be the first to inbox you and they will make the conversation boring. Sandra: Hi Kingsley: Sup Sandra: Gud (They wont even ask you ''how about you?'') Kingsley: Thats nice Sandra: k 2 days Later... Sandra: Good morning Kingsley: Good morning dear, how was your night? Sandra: Fine. Kingsley: I can sense it Sandra: k 30 minutes Later... Sandra: I love your write up Kingsley: thanks, what do you like about it Sandra: Nothing Kingsley: But you said you just liked it Sandra: Kk 1 day Later Sandra: Hi Kingsley Kingsley: Sup? Sandra: Kkk..... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc › Re: SHE Say Its OVER by MRMICKMEN(op): 10:51am On Feb 28, 2015 |
tnx spartoo i try it too |
| Jokes Etc › Re: SHE Say Its OVER by MRMICKMEN(op): 9:00am On Feb 28, 2015 |
hahaha badt guy |
| Jokes Etc › SHE Say Its OVER by MRMICKMEN(op): 5:40am On Feb 28, 2015 |
My girlfriend told me late last night that it's over between us, I thought about it and I found out that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my bed but I didn't die, I went to the express road & looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me. I drank 4 bottles of lacasera with too much suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell! I proceeded to another level of concoction....I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened to me. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now cause I just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing has happened to me. I'm really upset right now. My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with fresh milk? Will it work? Advice me please, I'm waiting for your advice. What concoction do you prescribe? |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 9:17am On Feb 27, 2015 |
sirchris4u:ok tnx sir |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 9:13am On Feb 27, 2015 |
which bookie are u using sirchris |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 9:08am On Feb 27, 2015 |
well don sir |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 6:13am On Feb 22, 2015 |
almost equal in meaning |
| Romance › Re: A Lecturer Professing Love To A 15yr Old Lady, [see Pictures] by MRMICKMEN: 2:35am On Feb 20, 2015 |
Swaqwiz:so u f u c k underaged girls u go go prison 21yrs.mumu |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 2:18am On Feb 20, 2015 |
copa Libertadores Group six san jose oruro VS Riverplate 1x2 @ 2.60 2 Riverplate |
| Health › Re: Please Help Safe Folake (urgent) by MRMICKMEN: 11:46am On Feb 19, 2015 |
kowema:i will pray for u so that her condition will transfer to u,hell-bound devil.we will drink to ur demise here i di ot 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 12:32pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
kingofcasting:we love u kingofcasting 4get that mugu |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 5:44pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
Happy to tell d house that Doromega fund my merrybet acct with 500naira after i registered through his affiliate link.THANKS MAN.promise kept indeed.GOD BLESS |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 7:22pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
its possible |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 6:28pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
MRMICKMEN: |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 3:29pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
thanks sire @jaja but we always kid about villa here and laugh it off,no bad intended. 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 3:24pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
okonja:i will just playing sir thanks for the abuse sha,its well 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 2:18pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
MRMICKMEN: |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 11:57am On Feb 14, 2015 |
OKONJA OKONJA OKANJA how was ur trip to virtual village? |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 11:11am On Feb 14, 2015 |
DoroMega:DOROMEGA i just registered through your affiliate my user name is; ALEXANDEROFOMATA tnx in advance |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 1:50am On Feb 14, 2015 |
Jskelly11:sorry sir |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 2:33am On Feb 11, 2015 |
siegfried99: |
| Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by MRMICKMEN: 2:29pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
Any good samaritan in d house to help me with some nairabet topup? |
, I ain't jobless like you that punt always..., Just taking a break doesn't mean one is in villa...and as a matter of fact, am a busy person offline... 