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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2014 Nigerian Navy Recruitment Exercise Result Is Out by MRMICKMEN: 10:39am On Feb 09, 2015

what is his name and state

Romance › Re: Love Mathematics. by MRMICKMEN(op): 1:19pm On Feb 03, 2015

badt student,u must be from APC grin

Romance › Love Mathematics. by MRMICKMEN(op): 12:24pm On Feb 03, 2015

2nd Semester Exams For All
Departments

Course: Love Mathematics.

Course code: LMS111

All questions carry equal marks.

Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 10 years
and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 a chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the
expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. In not more than 10 pages,
STATE the difference between
Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa
(skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled
diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)

5. Using Laws of indices,
CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you
demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)

6. You send an airtime worth
#1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl
because of Christmas gifts, etc.
Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister.
CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook
profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married.

BRIEFLY explain who they
are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!

GOODLUCK!

Family › Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by MRMICKMEN: 3:32pm On Feb 01, 2015

Simple solution,dont do it on a BED try elsewhere

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Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 1:32pm On Jan 31, 2015

fabiano09:
Jeez thanks man,i will surely pay you back one way or d oda.

no homo

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 2:10am On Jan 31, 2015

VFL is manipulated game that favours the bookies.my opinion

Romance › Re: What Does She Want???... by MRMICKMEN: 3:25pm On Jan 28, 2015

what was ur grade in English in d just concluded junior waec?

Romance › Re: Should I Leave My Boyfriend? by MRMICKMEN: 9:11am On Jan 28, 2015

BecaciaBarbie:
Hypocrite!!!!! Who are you to judge? And what'syour business in the first place? Is that how jobless you are?

Bsds you have eyes but can't see! So because I applied a lipstick....without even eye shadow and pancake, you dey call am heavy make up? Olodo!!!

old hag at 38 ur time don pass ass wipe tongue

Demon fearing ni.shoor tongue

no boyfriend na devil go pay ur own

Romance › Re: I Want To Propose To My Girlfriend: Any Ideas On How To Make It Mind Blowing by MRMICKMEN: 9:09am On Jan 28, 2015

YES take a grenade along.

Romance › Re: Should I Leave My Boyfriend? by MRMICKMEN: 8:10am On Jan 28, 2015

BecaciaBarbie:
Girlfriend.... Once your instincts starts giving you doubts and all! Just know it is time to move on!!! else.....you'll continue to live in pains which can be hellish! Listen to your heart, and be sincere with yourself.

Personal text: Optimistic, playful, intelligent, beautiful nd most importantly God fearing!

u dey fear God with heavy makeup hmm,thereis GOD ooo

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 7:58am On Jan 28, 2015

pryme:
you have over stayed your welcome with this "subscribers" sh*t. take your business to the Investment thread. this place is for free picks look around you, you are in thread where most of the best punters meet. this place is for free picks, you want subscribers, build your reputation first with free picks that have 90% success rate, THEN you can talk about "sub-blabla". if most of the guys here were like you then this thread would have been dead for long.

easy sir,no mind am,GURU for RED show UR CERTIFICATE grin

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 7:55am On Jan 28, 2015

suxxman:
Where is Alarena ooo!!!

him go virtual village as landlord don finally evict am for hut wey him rent. grin

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 6:07am On Jan 28, 2015

okonja:
Was busy offline...thanks for checking on me.

we don wait taya for forecast

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 7:29pm On Jan 27, 2015

Hardheolar:
was about to ask d same question ooo.. d guy neva show face today

make we OCCUPY nairaland till him come.

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 5:49pm On Jan 27, 2015

ujchief:
Chai!!!! Diaris godooo!!!!

sorry sire am just a concerned student grin

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 5:09pm On Jan 27, 2015

Where is OKONJA? abi him don enter virtual village grin

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Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 4:56pm On Jan 26, 2015

sirchris4u:
PM me let chat

done

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 4:38pm On Jan 26, 2015

sirchris4u:
Vfl madrid over 2.5
odd: 1.7

how far

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 4:02pm On Jan 26, 2015

interesting tnx

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 3:45pm On Jan 26, 2015

sirchris4u:
dont judge VFL by odd, na d quickest and shortest way to lagos oo

then what other way?

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 3:16pm On Jan 26, 2015

so u don follow d odds but ur insticts

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 3:11pm On Jan 26, 2015

okonja:
That's why you either get fast money with it OR fast lane to villa

but u have been living in the CITY for a long time now.

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 2:43pm On Jan 26, 2015

okonja:
Thanks man...how is the foreign market vfl?....Hope you hitting them well....

that vfl is too fast oo
i even check horse racing and dog racing

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 2:20pm On Jan 26, 2015

wetin be their reason?

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 5:17pm On Jan 24, 2015

Psychodavidovic:
Does anyone have a site for basketball predictions & stats ?

http://www.sofascore.com

Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by MRMICKMEN: 5:13pm On Jan 24, 2015

ollykay619:
I will also appreciate a gud site for BBall and hockey. I use an android phone

http://www.sofascore.com

Politics › Re: Nigerians Ask For President Jonathan's Thesis On Twitter by MRMICKMEN: 11:46am On Jan 22, 2015

Dannyset:
Jona show us your.......
1. Articles that qualifies u for dis Doctorate,
2. WAEC grades
3. Fotos of u n ur colleagues
4. BSc cert
5. Many more to come........

GEJ is not an IGBOMAN mufu

Family › Re: How Virginity Almost Destroyed My Marriage - Thanks To Nlanders by MRMICKMEN: 12:21pm On Jan 21, 2015

Seun:
Her husband forced her to have sex with him against her will, as a punishment, whenever they quarrelled, repeatedly. Many people are in jail for doing what he did just once, to someone they didn't swear to love and to protect. People who do such things can do many other bad things.

nonsense,are u blind?or deaf?they are married.

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Romance › Re: He Was Dissapointed By His Fiance by MRMICKMEN: 2:04pm On Jan 19, 2015

Good for her,one day u will come up with a reason to dump her for another girl,let her go dear,years to come u will ask urself; what? did i even really saw in that girl in the first place.she will be looking older than her own mom then.

Romance › Re: Money Or Sex Which Sustains A Relationship by MRMICKMEN: 12:45pm On Jan 03, 2015

ritababe:
Money keep the r/ship going, but sex sustain it.

and when impotency strikes? and the moni is still there.

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