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Disgusting!

What is sex?

FitnessDoctor:
Okay, then I can work on a write up which you must follow to the book to help you get your appetite back... But be careful, not to empty your pot of soup in seconds...

Okay Sire.
I'll be expecting it.

I want to empty my pot of soup in the blink of an eye

FitnessDoctor:
If you really want to get your appetite back and start eating a whole village then you and I can do it.. But that is only and if only you truly want it...

Of course I want it.

FitnessDoctor:
Interesting.. I believe there are some herbs and supplements that can make you gain weight.. Also you can simply change your lifestyle and you will inflate like a ballon..

Actually, I don't advise people to take supplement or drinks when trying to achieve something that has to do with their bodies.. I advise them to solve the real problem, which is the fact that you find it hard to eat...

I need more clarification on what you mean by eating is a hell of a task for you... Because this has once happened to me, where I find it hard to eat not because off no appetite and I definitely didn't care about food.

I just find it difficult.
Loss of appetite maybe, but I don't know when I lost it, I've been like this for as long as I can remember.

Doctor, how can I gain some flesh without eating?

I'm too skinny but I hate eating.

Are there drinks with supplements that could help me instead?

Eating is one hell of a task for me.

A Cutlass

Lmfao

This Bumbae sef

Bumbae1:
his my brother

Don't give up Brother Dave

I want to see your pre-wedding pictures in 2 years time.

Bumbae1:
Professional
I hail o

Friendzoner I bow o

david22uu:
Bro, I don find dat option tire, I didn't see it there, just a mail

Yeah, that's the button.

E-mail.

Click the button, send.
She'll get the notification, might reply.

If she does, it'll be in your e-mail inbox, not nairaland.

david22uu:
As In eh
I was seriously shocked
made me d president of her friend zone association

Lmfao.

There are too much eyes on this thread, so she's probably shy.
Just send her a PM.
And do your thing privately.

KennyID17:
Y u go talk that kind thing for outside na, u for just PM d guy

Bumbae1 u see what yaff cause

I just witnessed a Live Friendzoning.

Bumbae1:
Dave call who
Iffa hear

You want make my driver carry me comot for here ...

Anyway im married to jesus and my work
We can be friends tho ..

A Brother has been Friendzoned.

lefulefu:
na my native name bros

Nothing do you.

lefulefu:
how far?
free popcorn for everyone

What the hell kind of a name is lefulefu?

naughtyDiana:
lmao!!! men are just goats I swear

What breed is your Dad?

TheSlyone2.
SirMichael1.

Stop fighting before I report you to EFCC

RevolverOcelot:
Minor accident ?? Tell that to the guy bleeding from his head on the ground...

As in eh.

I just tire for these bloggers.

david22uu:
I have oooo

So how is it going?

I need live updates.

Op

They are not Nigerians.

david22uu:
Chei, u have leave me for my lane

Go to her profile page, you'll see the button.

I want to witness live wooing

tosyne2much:
I dey come

tosyne2much:

tosyne2much:

tosyne2much:

tosyne2much:

tosyne2much:

tosyne2much:
M

tosyne2much:
H

tosyne2much:
F

tosyne2much:
T

10 ways to book space on your own thread.

BeeBeeOoh:
These two grown men above please do anyone know what's their problem??

Yep.

They are high on cow dung.

Elijah

He allegedly challenged prophets of Baal.

He allegedly proved the existence of God.

He allegedly called fire down from Heaven.

Something these Christians don't have the balls to do.

Babalawos:
Aboru Aboye

Hope you enjoyed the video?

Babalawos

Aboru Aboye

I guess you don't have to spend money on kerosene or gas.

Juju is enough to cook all your food

Babalawos

KingGBsky:
Jesus Christ is the Son Of The Living God and He is God.

Jesus Christ is the Son of Jesus Christ/ God is the Son of God.

This clown again

alexialin:
In reality men don't see beyond assz or boobbss.. That's how they are wired
Nothing we can do about their desires.

I see beyond ass and boobs

Speak for yourself

tosyne2much:
Wear bikini with that your yansh wey craw-craw don full?

Give me 10 reasons why I should not report you to efcc

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Shauron1:
Happy new year

Baba dey sleep-type