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FamilyRe: Mum Tattooes Her Son's Face On Her Back (Photo) by mrmrmister:
Smhart1:
Is this a mother?
Why isn't she? undecided
Having tattoos doesn't necessarily make a woman "not a mother"
Christianity EtcRe: How Can You Say Watching Porn Is A Sin, So Far I'm Not Committing Adultery by mrmrmister: 9:36am On Feb 18, 2017
Omudia11:
Daft punk. You're the type to masturbate till your Dick shrinks. Only fools encourage and see no harm in such.

You already wanked away your destiny, conversing with you is an exercise in futility.
Good morning.

Pls wake your brain!
PoliticsRe: Mimiko's Pregnancy Disappeared From My Womb After 5 Months - Mother by mrmrmister: 8:59am On Feb 18, 2017
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Christianity EtcRe: If God Knows What Will Happen Tomorrow, Do We Still Have Free Will? by mrmrmister: 8:56am On Feb 18, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
this is post contradicts itself
Lmfao

God knows what you'll freely choose cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: How Can You Say Watching Porn Is A Sin, So Far I'm Not Committing Adultery by mrmrmister: 9:31pm On Feb 17, 2017
Omudia11:
you are the slowpoke if you dont think watching porn and masturbating are both sins.
It's not my fault you lack simple comprehension ability.

Kindly get your moronic ass out of my mentions.
I'm waiting for someone, as I stated earlier.
Christianity EtcRe: How Can You Say Watching Porn Is A Sin, So Far I'm Not Committing Adultery by mrmrmister: 8:48pm On Feb 17, 2017
I'm waiting for a particular moron_ who always makes refrences to porn and masturbation.
Christianity EtcRe: How God Saved Me From Embarrassment Today (my Testimony) by mrmrmister: 6:10pm On Feb 17, 2017
oglalasioux:
Upon all the problems facing Nigeria it was your poo that God was interested in. OK. Praise the lord. Don't forget to pay your tithe.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by mrmrmister: 9:19pm On Feb 16, 2017
Berlynn:
i have done the locals and the executives cool



Funny experience cheesy
Pls share sad
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by mrmrmister: 9:02pm On Feb 16, 2017
Amarabae:
I remember a birthday party i attended,the girl hired male strippers.
I thought they were dancerz until they started stripping down to their underwearz only,was dancing erotically and flexing their muscles, looks like young undergraduates.
It was an eyesore to me.
Its humiliating and irresponsible 4 a guy to join that. This is unAfrican and a western world culture infilteration.
Hypocrite!!!
RomanceRe: Recession Guys: See Why Girl Snubbed Guy At A Mall by mrmrmister: 4:56pm On Feb 16, 2017
All these wretched-ass girls sef grin
Very unintelligent beings.
NYSCRe: Nigerians React To Corper Gbadamosi Mayowa Post About Sleeping With His Students by mrmrmister: 11:33pm On Feb 15, 2017
I've been expecting this grin
He's in peppersoup cheesy

babyfaceafrica:
Maybe his account was hacked....no sane guy who indulges in this act will put the pix online..something is wrong...and please lots of hyproxites online..lots of Corpers do this shameful act across the country,if you have serve before ,you can relate
Out of the "lots" how many have bragged about it on social media?

How can someone do something that stupid and still brag on social media?

His stupidity is legendary.
Christianity EtcRe: Young Christian Vs. Young Atheist: Who Is Really Mentally Weak by mrmrmister: 11:05pm On Feb 13, 2017
randomperson:
When any Christian asks me to prove that there is no god...
I'll just point to felixo.mor and ask, "how can u call that a product of intelligent design."
grin grin grin
Lmfao
I don shit_ for pant o grin grin grin

You're EVIL!!!! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Young Christian Vs. Young Atheist: Who Is Really Mentally Weak by mrmrmister: 9:57pm On Feb 13, 2017
felixomor:
The lifestyle of the atheist
Was very simple.
It included;
Spending countless hours on social media, watching pornography and taking alcohol.

Indeed the life of the atheist was very simple to live.

Having read this,
Now tell me

Who is really Mentally weak?

The young Christian or the Lazy Atheist?

Awaiting answers.
This guy's myopia is really fascinating.

Somehow, I have this itching desire to split his head open and see what's inside.
Christianity EtcRe: Do Christians And Muslims Serve The Same God??? by mrmrmister: 11:47pm On Feb 11, 2017
Seun:
Muslim and Christians both claim to worship the God of the Jews, but they have different ideas about how that God wants to be worshipped.
Bro, how can I change my password?

I told someone thinking I'd change it later.
Christianity EtcRe: "Thank You God" By Repentant Atheist Tim Minchin (Concert Video) by mrmrmister: 11:42pm On Feb 11, 2017
chiedu7:
It say's clearly that Jesus went up in the full view of them.

Acts 1 (KJV)
9 And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight.

10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;

11 Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.

Thats why Jesus is coming again, He is alive.
Mohammed meanwhile is dead so cannot comeback to earth, but will rise to stand before Jesus.
IT SAYS.
That's what was written, so stop acting like you witnessed it.
Okay? smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Xtians/muslims Can You Trust An Atheist Like Your Fellow Theist? by mrmrmister: 11:26pm On Feb 11, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
^^ ignore this guy

don't entertain his idiocy
Extreme idiocy.
I'm speechless!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Medical Doctors, Atheism and Daily Evidence of Failed Prayers. by mrmrmister: 11:23pm On Feb 11, 2017
I was here
Christianity EtcRe: "Thank You God" By Repentant Atheist Tim Minchin (Concert Video) by mrmrmister: 11:15pm On Feb 11, 2017
chiedu7:
Seun, Atheists & Other Religions.

It is not on record that anyother God can heal the way Jesus does.

Mohammed himself is not in heaven, as he himself said he does not know what will happen to him.

Sura 46:9
"I am not something original among the messengers, NOR DO I KNOW WHAT WILL BE DONE WITH ME OR WITH YOU(MUSLIMS)".

Jesus on the other hand went to heaven in the full view of everybody.


Acts 1 (KJV)
9 And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight.

10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;

11 Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.


Now if Jesus went to heaven in the view of everybody and mohammed does not know his destination,
then it means that Jesus is far superior.

Not only that, only Jesus heals.

So we all need to follow Jesus.

Most crucially, Jesus lives and mohammed is dead.

A dead man cannot help you, Jesus can because He is ALIVE


What the flying fuck_ do you mean by
" jesus went to heaven in the full view of EVERYBODY" ?
Everybody? undecided
CultureRe: African Civet Captured At The Isiokpo/Akpulu Hunting Festival 2017 (Photos) by mrmrmister: 8:06pm On Feb 11, 2017
olaric:
Animals are created by God to serve as food for man. Eat, cook and eat; no sin has been committed in the process. Don’t let those animal rights people fool you.
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Man was created by god to serve as food for lions, tigers, and other numerous carnivores.
Hunt, tear apart and eat. No sin has been commited in the process.
Don't let those human rights people fool you. cool
Christianity EtcRe: "Thank You God" By Repentant Atheist Tim Minchin (Concert Video) by mrmrmister: 7:05pm On Feb 11, 2017
grin
There was a thread on frontpage.
The words:
"Allahu akbar" were found on meat. grin

Who says god doesn't exist? grin grin
CelebritiesRe: #IStandWithNigeria: Ani Amatosero's Hilarious Placard by mrmrmister: 7:38pm On Feb 07, 2017
grin
But diapers are more expensive
SportsRe: 3 Football Giants Celebrate Their Birthday On 5th Of February by mrmrmister: 6:45pm On Feb 05, 2017
adonbilivit:
cr7 is ten times greater than messi. don't get me wrong, messi is good but cristiano dwarfs him
Shut up!
This thread was created to celebrate his birthday and not for some dumb arguement.
So celebrate and move on.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris' Smoke-Filled Healing Pavilion Of 1989 by mrmrmister: 6:41pm On Feb 05, 2017
More like:

Smoke came up and filled the brains of everyone present. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Brushing Before Fasting Or After by mrmrmister: 11:25am On Feb 05, 2017
These religious fanatics won't kill someone grin grin

Brushing has become an issue.
CrimeRe: Police Nabs Pickpocket In Lagos (Photos) by mrmrmister: 6:27pm On Feb 03, 2017
But these policemen are protecting the bigger thieves who have eaten the future of this country. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: I Have 1week Before Turning An Atheist by mrmrmister: 6:08pm On Feb 03, 2017
soulpeppersoup:
Job caused his predicament even though God's boast in him made it happen. Job's fear created the chance, that is while God is saying, "fear not". Fear is a snare of the enemy. Job 3:25 For the thing which I greatly feared is come upon me, and that which I was afraid of is come unto me.

The reality of job is that he was 247 defended by God's fire but ignorance made him doubt this defence (fear) and saw it broken down

Awhile or a moment represent the time frame it take you to understand the truth of your divinity, Dominion, victory etc until understanding come, your portion of the inheritance of God for you in His word cannot be delivered.

God is a respecter of no one.

You can only get your freedom when you know (understand) the truth.
BULLSHIT!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by mrmrmister: 8:01am On Feb 03, 2017
Seun, I hope you know this thread was created for the purpose of scamming gullible people.
You should do something.
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Pastor Commits Suicide Over Girlfriend, Videos Himself (Photos) by mrmrmister: 12:34pm On Feb 02, 2017
Good.
There's one less stupid person in the world sad
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did God Say He Hated Esau? by mrmrmister: 11:15pm On Jan 29, 2017
Seun:
Reason: the people who wrote the story didn't think about it that way. They were just trying to create a backstory for their tribe and their God.
You took the words out of me.

The bible is filled with feeble stories that fall apart when scrutinized
Christianity EtcRe: When Will We Have The First Organised Theist/Atheist physical Debate In Nigeria? by mrmrmister: 11:01pm On Jan 29, 2017
Actually, I'm a closet atheist.

Everyone around me is religious, so I dare not reveal myself grin
They'll start casting and binding me grin grin
RomanceRe: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by mrmrmister: 10:33pm On Jan 29, 2017
SirWere:
Wait everybody. I believe the OP is forgetting the part where he woke up undecided
Oga wetin you find reach here? grin grin
FamilyRe: Mohammed Masaba Is Dead. The Islamic Cleric Who Married 97 Wives Dies At Age 93 by mrmrmister: 4:02pm On Jan 29, 2017
His manhood lives on

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