Where in Lagos?

Chai...

As soon as Buhari entered and the whole tomato and dollar drama was at its peak, I became so broke on campus.

I mean, I was hustling in school but money stopped coming from home and I consumed my capital to stay alive. It was pitiful. Trek to school and back with nothing to eat.

I thank God for little blessings.

hahaha.... prof Akinwale's student. I c yu.

how many of them can afford the flight tickets?
lets just stay and vote this evil, cow-herding, despotic tyrant out of power.

Buhari supporters are unbelievable. It is sad that a nigerian with a brain in his head would want to vote for such a devious man.

alBHAGDADI:

Is anything wrong with calling someone by their name?

well done, mr. Judge.

Damage control. This is a botched pre-rigging exercise. If you know, you know.

adoption or sale?
would like to get one in Ogun State

9jaown:
How fa

hw fa

jiggyman:


it is not possible I work in the lab I have done close to 100 drug toxicology testing it's a urine test not an inhalation test so even u inhale it it cannver be present on your urine

okay sir.

my point is not about the boy being a drug user or not.
my point is the choice of "method of correction", which is very likely to be counterproductive.

OneSentence:

and common sense could not tell the boy to leave the environment that makes him a secondary smoker since he's going for a drug test abi? keep defending him...it's obvious why you are anyway

tell us the obvious, sir.


assumption is the worst form of intelligence.

GoggleB:

They created an awareness in school last session, even the VC was parading the school compound and announcing it people should stop it and surrender themselves for rehabilitation.. So they later caught some students weeks after that parade, smoking weed in the hostel..
And for the fresher's they already told them before clearance.

i understand you, but i still think a compulsory rehab program for all that test positive would do everyone a lot of good in the long run.

MaestroJhay:

But to think of it.
Marijuana can't still be gotten in the urine after about a month of consumption.
That is to say, he ignored the school management warning and did not desist.
He probably took the drug days or weeks b4 the test.

i wasnt aware of that. Anyways the deed has been done. It is left to the boy to pick himself up and get straight.

MaestroJhay:
They should have put that into consideration.
He must have exceeded the limit for regular igbo passerby.
The contents in a smoker will be different from that of a smeller

point is, reform/rehab is a better path than reject in this case.

I know this is unpopular opinion, but you can test possible for marijuana if you are not a user.

how?
if you stay in the same house with weed smokers and inhale their secondary smoke.

so it is two ways, he could be guilty of using, or not.

lets just "disagree to agree" that the boy is a weed junkie....

a rehab and counselling program would do the world a lot more good than the path Unilag is towing by denying this kids admission.
my two centz.

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moblix:
Leadership is not all about grade,so as to destiny.dangote never went to school but he lead well n also do well in business. If u like give country to professor wat is going to happen will still happen. Politics in Nigeria is not about grade,but is full of greedy people

hmm.
dangote is an alumnus of Al-Azhar University, Cairo

SUPERPACK:
Thomas edison did nt go to school, bt that did nt stop him frm inventing things the educated elites never thought of, even tesla still worked under him with his ambigious certificates,
.
examination is not a true test of knowledge bt rather ability to remember.

Tesla never graduated from university. pls, get your facts right and speak of Tesla with respect. The likes of Tesla are rare.

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10)Bling
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Designer Everything
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Jamzig1:

Bro e no easy jare... that perfect score is IMPOSSIBLE in FUNAAB, owing to the fact that every single course offered no matter how small the unit is or how irrelevant it is to your field contributes to your CGPA.
I dont know why they all cant adopt a unified grading system

Unified grading system?
MTS lecturers will weep...

Jamzig1:
Someone enlighten me.
Is the grading system in Unilag different from other Federal Universities?
Here in FUNAAB, to graduate with a perfect score of 5.00, one Must get A in all courses offered through out your entire stay in the University. If the total courses offered is 60, you must get A in all 60 courses...This is tougher than passing through the needle's eyes considering those practical courses, General courses etc.
Or is Unilag different?

Lol...
More than sixty courses sef.
I've done more than 40 courses in just two years... CSC DEPT.
May God help us.
Those chicks tried sha... More grease to their whatever.

To get a first class in Nigeria, you need a 4.50 GPA.
On the other hand, in the Western world, a first class GPA starts from 4.0 to 4.3 depending on the country.
It is a tradeoff. 4.5/5 is 90%.
Meaning you have to get an A in 90% of your TNU?
Most people complaining are underachievers.
Let us learn to celebrate extraordinary feats. Everything is possible for those who dare to dream.

habtund:
Rubbish..... I was also denied admission last year despite having 62% in d post DE exam, distinction n 6 bs n 3 C's in my o level
but a frnd of mine wit upper credit, c parallel in her o level n 55% was admitted ....same course
Alhamdulillah I av bn offered admission in funaab to study statistics

Welcome to Funaab. Be prepared to read.

It is a garter snake. They are not native to Africa. I'm surprised to see it here. Probably an invasive species.

I wish Nigeria got independence in the year 2010.

selch:





Dude, why the hate? I see yoruba ND igbo fight , igbo and hausa fight, Muslim and Christian fight on nairaland, but I wonder why the hate? Only if we can all direct the hate to our corrupt leaders Nigeria would have been better ##smhw

True bro, Many pple are just gullible. And they will be defending the people looting the country. Slave Mentality.

vladimiros:


dude, you are so on point..

I am studying computer science now and i can tell you many of them don't know anything about programming big time yet

its a waste, and our curriculum is dumb

Depends on your school,
But the curriculum was changed last year to a more "programming friendly" outlook.

Computer science in Nigeria has been criticised severely but it is important to note that Computer science is not the same thing as software programming.

According to Wikipedia, Computer science is a study of the theory, experimentation, and engineering that form the basis for the design and use of computers.

Computer science is more of foundation knowledge, underlying math principles of computation and algorithms.
I used to think the same way you do.
But I realised that understanding how the computer really works, what goes on when it come to the level of "bits" , knowing when to use an array or a linked list for maximum resource effectiveness and other shit that programming classes won't start to tell you.
that's the advantage of being a computer scientist. I.e. if you really know what you're doing and understand data structures and algorithms well enough.

keep building yourself bro, thats the only way forward.

Simran94:
you nko?

Simi!!! hahaha!

Simran94:

a normal male orgasm lasts up to 5-10 secs, but for some it lasts up to 20secs as proved by scientists

Maybe they after effects, but the orgasm itself shouldn't take more than 10 secs in a normal case.

you this girl, so you are talking about orgasm abi?

Simran94:
dear, orgasm in guys lasts up to 20 - 22secs and not 3secs

really I disagree.