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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by ArcToyin(m): 11:33am On Sep 23, 2016
crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that... cool
can vaseline give you a child? Self service is an abhorrent act before Almighty God
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 11:58am On Sep 23, 2016
ArcToyin:

can vaseline give you a child? Self service is an abhorrent act before Almighty God
mind I'm still single... Ok?
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by mrnigeria(m): 2:28pm On Sep 23, 2016
Simran94:
you nko?
Simi!!! hahaha!
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by datyrone(m): 2:51pm On Sep 23, 2016
what about babes.....we need a reverse thread oo
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 7:33pm On Sep 24, 2016
Purpletee:

dick
What is dick, u mean dt stuff dt looks like plantain or boli
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 7:40pm On Sep 24, 2016
beautiful232:



..yes

You know yourselves tongue
undecided
grin cheesy but u girls love banana too much
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 9:03pm On Sep 24, 2016
jaybillionaire:

What is dick, u mean dt stuff dt looks like plantain or boli

Uncle its banana.
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by TerrorSquad147: 9:37pm On Sep 24, 2016
Purpletee:
lol..

what about the "baby just hold it small"
"lemme just put it in between your laps"
talking from experience abi cool
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by TerrorSquad147: 9:39pm On Sep 24, 2016
Roselilly:
And someone told me "I just want to feel ur presence "
are you the Holy ghost?? grin grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 10:02pm On Sep 24, 2016
TerrorSquad147:
talking from experience abi cool

kindaf
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Mikkyjay17(m): 9:59pm On Sep 25, 2016
[color=#006600]I wonder why some persons are shy sharing their inner experience on this platform as if they don't have such feeling when they're hook down.

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 7:38pm On Sep 26, 2016
jaybillionaire:
undecided grin cheesy but u girls love banana too much



No joor
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 6:30pm On Sep 27, 2016
beautiful232:





No joor
Lol u do jare, Una like am pass food cheesy
Imagine if we guys decide to keep our banana n Notin for u girls, Una go beg us tire n we no go hear grin cheesy
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Hollawayn05(m): 9:56pm On Oct 03, 2016
About to Get down with dis girl, we already Pants Down and she said wait a minute..
.

Let me ask you something, : Do you really Love Me?
my People what Else she wants me to Answer Than "With All my Heart" lol
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by ladej(m): 10:29pm On Oct 03, 2016
Laveda:
Is it just me or?

Stale now. embarassed
it's just YOU
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Mikkyjay17(m): 9:59am On Oct 12, 2016
Purpletee:
dick

Could this be you? As in your hands aren't shaking typing that value asset *dick*. Omoh liver tick get weight for ur side o
I'm sure you and the stuff must have been in good rapor.
#beam
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Roselilly(f): 7:52pm On Nov 29, 2016
[quote author=shypapa post=49543505]And someone told me "I just want to feel ur presence. Mam where are you in gombe [/quote
Federal Low cost. Abi u too want to feel the holy spirit?
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Roselilly(f): 7:53pm On Nov 29, 2016
toye440:
Conji na bastard
Seriously
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by 3rdlegxxx(m): 7:30am On Apr 10, 2017
shugacane:
grin grin Guys nd dia funny ways "lemme enter i wont move" because na stick abi?? cheesy

Lol, just saw this and almost fell down laughing ooo > grin smiley ur naughty sense of humour is so funny but cool... Hello shuga

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