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HorneyChic:
@Mr official,
Find out the full meaning of EFCC. This surely is an economic crime.
Its simple enough, it ain't rocket science.

did i say i do not know the full meaning of EFCC?
anyways, I'll like to see the face of the thief.

@etauso Gmail has nothing to do with this.


@HorneyChic What would EFCC do?

What has Gmail got to do with this?

Cancer to be the top killer in the year 2010
Got the news on Brila FM this morning.

time will tell, let's just watch it!

stevoche:
bad bad man ,has no respect for business.even if he had sold the car all he could have done was to pik up and say so. or maybe he was with something ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Thank you ma brother. as you can see, he's no more responding to his posted item.
well i've gotten a 2002 bora yesterday and it's simple engine, manual transmission.

that guy is weird. he wasted ma time on checking him at ikeja. i called him lots of time, i was expecting him to pick his phone so i could meet him, this guy played me.
i called him up to 50 times he didnt pick his phone. dreadful person!

jordanese:
[i]Were on earth will you get a honda babyboy for 700k. People should should try and think before they post on nairaland.

Na wa for you hooo. if you get 700k you go get nigeria Used baby boy,
no insult abegi

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[size=25pt]when he's ready to always jingle from 11:00 PM to 11:30 PM. And also give birth to bouncing baby Brats[/size]

[size=20pt]Beware of Gold Diggers![/size]

[size=15pt]Love Don't Cost a Thing[/size]


The Story Don Change. LOL.
[size=5pt]No Money, No Honey. God Help Us[/size]

when he's ready to always jingle from 11:00 PM to 11:30 PM.

[size=20pt]Beware Of Gold Diggers![/size]

why the site not working? I mean www.jambites.org?.

[size=20pt]Chelsea till i die. Man U sucks they won with luck.[/size]
[size=20pt]Chelsea Too Much,

Woooo, no long thing. naija used or tokunbo.
If you have it kindly drop the picture and other details including price.
And if you don't have the pic, i can come see it my self tomorrow 23/05/08
What's your phone number?

I'm in need of Mercedez Benz 190. Fairly used or Tokunbo with Factory AC.

Please write and upload pics.

Beware of Skimmer!

DatNiggaAk:
abeg no vex,
we serious but e be like sey we no serious.
what if i drop 270k?[b][/b]

If you go pay 310k
call me make we talk.

DatNiggaAk:
the serious ones are those offering you 250k
mine is now 251k
this car has been up for sale for months now
either you sell it at the price we offer you or close the thread.

if you can go thru the formal thread, you will see how the thread ended up.
just forget it at 2plus. Its 3plus or else forget it
i go use am till rust finish.
maybe by then i go even fit sell am 20k.

The way wey una dey yarn for nairaland self dey some how.

****you never sell am till now?,
o boy make i help you out
250k and you get your dough instanta*****

I Don't Need Help.

Me and una no get talk.
Still waiting for the serious ones.

na :350k
if anybody get interest make him call me.

pic

AC
Power Windows
Power Steering
10 Loader
Manual

Omo Men. This Car still dey available for sale hoooo
That guy wey close my thread the other time, me no just understand am
If anybody dey interested please contact me: wisephilip@gmail.com. 08080286225

These Igbo people sef!

my people can you see?

Dis Ibo People Sef!

A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other
moguls and wealthy men were present.

The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering.

Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation with him:
Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one.

Not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island.

Not the one in Adeola Odeku,
the one on Etim Iyang Cresent. Not No. 22, but No. 11.
You will see a black gate, fling it open.
You will see a green Honda Civic .

Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to
the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E.

It is not that one.

Trigonometrically, geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a Mazda 929 .
It is not that one.

The Madza is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota RAV4 opposite a Honda CRV? that makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep.

On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharp turn to the left
extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class. Very close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is a lovely S. Type Jaguar.
Don't touch the bonnet.

Go to the boot, fling it open.
You will see red, white and blue briefcases.

The red one contains dollars,10 million dollars.

Don't touch it.

The blue contains pounds, 8 million pounds.

Don't touch it.?

The
white one contains Naira,

500s, 200s,100s,50s, 20s, 10s denominations.

I arranged them in hierarchical order.
500 Nairas in first layer,

200 Nairas in second,

100 Nairas 3rd layer,

50 Nairas 4th layer,

20 Nairas 5th

and 10 Nairas top floor.

Take one 10 Naira.

Go and use it to buy pure water, and don't forget to bring my change.


Have a nice day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I do not know if this joke has already been posted in here
i got it from a friend so i decided to share it with nairalanders

tushman:
i will pay 250k for the golf3
if you're ready holla at ya bwoy
i'll be waiting, PATIENTLY

Come And Pay 150,000
You no know where golf 2 dey?

I don't  think so.
Well the car is still available at 360k.

[size=15pt][/size]I heard that the whole Nigeria will be painted like New York in 10 Days time.

Sony Ericsson

still waiting

excel12:
Then communion churches will be a community bank

You said so