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Wether broke or not,once d gal TRULY loves u,she will cope wit u n wait n pray things get beta

Neva knew NL serious minded peeps? Thot it was al abt gals,how 2 Bleep,wizkid drops new joint feat 2pac,Jayz comes 2 naija etc... Sha me get my own,I no like laptop,how do u tell if its true

ICEMAN: Bro,
I concur with 70% - 80% of the posters on this thread. The only addition I have for U is to give her the best whipping(sex) of her life. Use all your experience from when you started playing with Machester United to when U were on loan to Real Madrid. Then show her you now play for Chelsea. Be nice and let her go or if she's being a dumbass then show her the door.When she don waka finish if U're still interested no worry "she go holla @ her boy". Then it's Ur decision.Okafor's Law is 85% applicable.Nuff said!

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz iceman u jst took d keys 4 my my fone,u said ita ll,SEX is d ideal,mayb as u d play 4 Chelsea dnt fail 2 remind her dat Barca n Man City r bidin 4 u so Bleep her wella make she confirm say u wan finish ur career 4 middle east as d highest paid player(fucker)

Funny enuf am in d same shoes,ryt now am datin a gal dat is 18 n am 25 n folks dis babe na case o so I advice d poster 2 employ so much patience n tenderness bt b ready 4 multiple tantrums,insults n irrational decisions bt sure ur in 4 a GREAT n WONDERFUL sex life

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i totally disagree! my blackberry bold5 is d best thing 2 happen 2 my life,apart 4rm pingin & surfin d net i also enjoy my bb cos it gives me self esteem & i hav laid 8 gals thru bkackberry messenger & i will continue 2 lay more...BLACKBERRY ROCKS JOOR

In my own candid opinion n ideal relationship 4 me is strictly based on SEX! Sex 4 my is d bedrock of an ideal relationship...SEX! SEX!! n more SEX!!!

Dat implies next go be bbm,twitter,facebook,badoo,ebuddy & whatsapp users*sarcastic*,even those of us here in nairaland myt nt b spared o so make I take cover #Hidingtinz

Hmmmmm I hav seen my kinds bt dis a complete compilation of me....
1)Soakin my clothings close 2 eternity b4 washin,u actually nid 2 beg or scold me
2)Bitin my nails(hav neva used blade)
3)Can go days witout bathhin so far I pin 4 houz
4)Find is so difficult washin plates thus makin so unable 2 cook,even boil water
5)Like gettin on peeps nerves,its fun 2 make peeps angry
6)Scratchin my balls n smellin it
7)Can't sex a gal witout suckin her pussy
My best moments r spent doing NOTHING!
9)Enter any place aside my room n search down d whole place jst lookin 4 nothing actually jst enjoi d fun of searchin
10)I put my hands in my nose n lick dem...feels so gud n wat a great taste

Ishilove: Mine isn't really unhygeinic,but its definitely a bad habit...

Whenever I am in a place aside my room,I just love searching and rifling through every cranny of the place. No corner must be left untouched. I usually don't have anything in mind when searching but I just have the overwhelming urge to search. I riffle through bags, books, cabinets, shelves, closets, clothes, under chairs and tables etc I pick things and study them critically,discard them and move on to the next item,and when my curiousity is thoroughly satisfied,I can then rest easy.

This habit irritates the hell out of those at the receiving end of my attentions,and I am trying hard to break it.

They say curiousity killed the cat,but I have nine lives

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Dats anoda me n d folks d vex scatter

I go 4 Yung D as his azonto beats 4 Timaya tite scatter

nothin d say last 4eva bt me n my galfrnd sure will cos we r bounded by love,affection & SEX!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i dnt give a Bleep if d oldman man turns a million yrs @day cos he sucks*puking*

and so wat bitch? u stop smokin wat abt random tatooing? fuckin around? doin drugs? sniffin cocaine? fightin n causin problems...abeg make i hear word joor!!!

dat woman d craze well well! . Sha she cant try dat else she will not lave warri jst like dat

i swear dis is surely suicidal,nw i BADLY need a sugar mummy or any gal dat has money 2 love me*sobs*


@Cherechy may amadioha strike u wit rotten pussy! u d abuja d Bleep around so wetin join u wit allowi? shut d 4k up bitch cos ur savin cos d r payin u 4 d sex!!!

Kemi Omololu is hidden! D bitch will b dead b4 she reaches 9ja

plz continue in d rampant boombin,my hapiness is dat it onli happens in d north n d more d kill dem d beta for us we 4rm d south cos we will hav few abokis 2 KILL wen d 2nd civil war begins

Jonathan d craze 4 yansh

Mstchewwwwwwwww truly chelSHIT get tout pas as fans c as dem d naked 4 road*smh*

Davido abeg make i see road joor cos if we begin flaut cheque 4 twitter na u go tire cos my savannah n halmark cheques dem stil d

i wud say no cos if i was 2 choose mayb ghana,benin or vatican wud hav been a beta option...9ja sucks(puking )

mscthewwwwwww d'banj is a bloody fool,tok say u don join illuminati