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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by MrPataki1: 4:16pm On Feb 09, 2018
Papidiggz:



Bwuahahahaha... cheesy cheesy cheesy was discussing soccer before dey dashed me my ban angry cheesy

No be una dey put finger for airmark's mouth? God dey oh!

I come here jejely dey ask when next judgement day will happen on this thread.....I chop ban. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by MrPataki1: 4:13pm On Feb 09, 2018
afrodoc2:


He was intially an accomplice and an enabler, and was therefore adjudged guilty by association.

In the words of Emperor Ferdinand "Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus" (Let justice be done, though the world may perish).

Herbalist turned adajo.....


Ibime was even online when the whole shebang was going down. Keep up with the gibberish latin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by MrPataki1: 4:05pm On Feb 09, 2018
Ibime:
Even Pataki don turn to MrPataki1 grin grin grin grin

Pataki was even a peacemaker, Mod just condemn am like SARS grin

All I posted on this damn thread this morning was that "Airmalu and Apari should stop this silly fight." And one over-zealous *** decided I deserve a ban for posting offtopic.

No wahala. Next time, I for encourage those two to continue..... grin
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries by MrPataki1: 6:08pm On Apr 20, 2008
@ Salsera,

How are you doing? I remember you very well. You are not applying for a new visiting visa, rather you are applying to renew your visa.

You are entitled to a two year visa at the moment, and I suggest you apply for that. It does not stop you from acquiring your ECOWAS passport for next year. Yes you submit with the same documents if your circumstance still remains the same, and if your circumstances has changed much impressively, include such with documents in your application.

Funkybaby will have more ideas on this subject matter.
Romance / Re: NairaLand Queens by MrPataki1: 5:54pm On Apr 20, 2008
This thread is now ever redundant. Everything is all about sex sex sex. Even kindergartens that should be reading their books at the moment, are here talking about sex.
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries by MrPataki1: 4:12pm On Apr 20, 2008
@ mamaput,

Simply give the weblink and whatever information you do wish to leave therein. I personally to not take to long posts, that have no single paragraphs in it.

Thanks.
Romance / Re: NairaLand Queens by MrPataki1: 3:42pm On Apr 20, 2008
Mc Omo:

WHY IS IT THAT LADIES OPEN MORE THREADS AND ASK MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT SEX THAN MALES

cool grin tongue grin
Lmao!!!!!! grin

Exactly!!!! Some of them are just looking for guys they can get to screw off the forum. grin

Needlelady:


Lol, una get choice before? I keep asking myself why guys can't say no sometimes, is it that sweet that they can't resist it? cool cool
Are you oblivious to the fact that sex is sweet? cool cool
Travel / Re: God Saved Me In A Crash by MrPataki1: 3:13pm On Apr 20, 2008
Vicjustice:

Dnative, i'll only respond to you, but i suggest you don't take it personally.

Or else he will come under your barrage of attacks with your multiple identities. Armed Lion, Troubleone, Figurehead, gaylord.
Travel / Re: God Saved Me In A Crash by MrPataki1: 3:06pm On Apr 20, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin

As usual vicjustice has gone off to edit his initial post on the Health section here:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-128332.0.html#msg2173322

What an inconsistent personality. Stick to your words and be responsible for it.
Health / Re: Ever Had A Motor Accident Before? I Survived One This Morning! by MrPataki1: 3:03pm On Apr 20, 2008
Vicjustice:

But, what is this thread doing in the Heath section?
Anyway, hear this:
It was on the Greek Athens-Larisa-Thessaloniki high way, the road is wide and express with 10 lanes, (5 going & 5 coming) with a demarcation in the middle. I was driving at a very high speed in a brand new car with digital speedometer, i wanted to see how fast it could go, and i was at a speed of about 226 km/h.
I was driving with extreme carefulness when eventually, my phone vibrated and rang in my back pocket, at such a speed, a little turn of the steering wheel was enough to cause a great disaster that almost took my life.
Due to the sudden shock cause by the vibration, i lost control of the car as it zoomed across to the other side breaking through the plastic slabs that demarcated the either side of the 5 pair lanes, it crashed against the side of rock mountain and began to somersault, it somersaulted several times, and then rested up-side-down.
All i could say then was "God save me, God, save me", and lo, he saved me, i came out of the car with superficial injuries or scratches that didn't leave scars on me, (except for very unremarkable ones on my left finger and wrist).
The Greek police were called, and they in turn called the ambulance even though i was pretty OK (it is understandable, that is the protocol), the ambulance took me to the hospital in Lamia (Greece), and again, according to protocols) the hospital wouldn't let e leave until after 24 hours "observation period".
Six months later, i received a letter from the Greek authority to appear in court for traffic violation. You see, in that very road, (as at then) there was no speed limit, it was a free drive high way, but that doesn't mean you'd get away with it in the event of an accident (which rarely occurs, though).
At the court, the Radar (Speed Camera) record of my vehicle was read to me and it was confirmed that i zoomed past the last rather before the accident at a speed of 221km/h.
I was given a fine of E500, yet, i didn't loss any point in my driving licence. But i lost my car in the crash. I remain grateful to God that i was alone in that car, a passenger wouldn't have stood a chance to survive that crash as i observed that the only part of the car that wasn't too crushed or twisted was the driver side.
Please, thank God for me.
Travel / Re: God Saved Me In A Crash by MrPataki1: 2:49pm On Apr 20, 2008
dnative:

Extreme concentration and high speed driving are mutually exclusive - as long as it's not on a race track. It's like saying you talking on the phone but with extreme concentration while driving, the two don't go together. Why would there be a radar gun record if there was no speed limit then, you should have contested that charge quite easily if this was the case.
shocked shocked shocked shocked

I never even thought of it in this manner. Very valid a point you have stated here.
Travel / Re: God Saved Me In A Crash by MrPataki1: 2:46pm On Apr 20, 2008
@ Vicjustice,

What should we thank God for you on? That your rambunctiousness and recklessness brought you out alive? Why must Nigerian go out of the country and continue to break traffic rules? You had your mobile phone in your back pocket and it was the vibration that brought the accident! LMAO!!!!!! grin

You reside in Dublin, how did you come about a brand new car in Greece? I guess probably you bought a brand new car in Greece for over 3000 euros and you crashed it off immediately! What a waste! You are definitely lying! Except if you took your car from Dublin through the Eurotunnel to arrive in Greece, which you would not have done considering the money you do have to pay for it!

Do you think we are idiots on this forum?
Travel / Re: God Saved Me In A Crash by MrPataki1: 2:24pm On Apr 20, 2008
Vicjustice:

just a moment

Vicjustce,

You are so confused. Why did you edit this thread just now? You are so full of lies. You saw this thread on the Health section, and you posted there in, and you now come here saying you just wanted to share the story here based on your own personal true experience.

Here is the same story on the Heath section before you run off to edit it again!

Vicjustice:

But, what is this thread doing in the Heath section?
Anyway, hear this:
It was on the Greek Athens-Larisa-Thessaloniki high way, the road is wide and express with 10 lanes, (5 going & 5 coming) with a demarcation in the middle. I was driving at a very high speed in a brand new car with digital speedometer, i wanted to see how fast it could go, and i was at a speed of about 226 km/h.
I was driving with extreme carefulness when eventually, my phone vibrated and rang in my back pocket, at such a speed, a little turn of the steering wheel was enough to cause a great disaster that almost took my life.
Due to the sudden shock cause by the vibration, i lost control of the car as it zoomed across to the other side breaking through the plastic slabs that demarcated the either side of the 5 pair lanes, it crashed against the side of rock mountain and began to somersault, it somersaulted several times, and then rested up-side-down.
All i could say then was "God save me, God, save me", and lo, he saved me, i came out of the car with superficial injuries or scratches that didn't leave scars on me, (except for very unremarkable ones on my left finger and wrist).
The Greek police were called, and they in turn called the ambulance even though i was pretty OK (it is understandable, that is the protocol), the ambulance took me to the hospital in Lamia (Greece), and again, according to protocols) the hospital wouldn't let e leave until after 24 hours "observation period".
Six months later, i received a letter from the Greek authority to appear in court for traffic violation. You see, in that very road, (as at then) there was no speed limit, it was a free drive high way, but that doesn't mean you'd get away with it in the event of an accident (which rarely occurs, though).
At the court, the Radar (Speed Camera) record of my vehicle was read to me and it was confirmed that i zoomed past the last rather before the accident at a speed of 221km/h.
I was given a fine of E500, yet, i didn't loss any point in my driving licence. But i lost my car in the crash. I remain grateful to God that i was alone in that car, a passenger wouldn't have stood a chance to survive that crash as i observed that the only part of the car that wasn't too crushed or twisted was the driver side.
Please, thank God for me.
Religion / Re: Christians Beware Of Oprah's New Religion! by MrPataki1: 11:42am On Apr 20, 2008
I don't listen or watch her garbage of a show. And to think some women see her as their role model.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking 4 Sugar Mummy Doesnt Mean Being Jobless. by MrPataki1: 11:39am On Apr 20, 2008
j-girl:

Looking for sugar mummy means looking for a financial source. Asking for an older woman in a relationship is different.

Those looking for sugar mummies are guys who want to be paid to satisfy the women. If that's not jobless - i don't know what else it is.
Hmmmmm

Well said.
Romance / Re: What Are They Characteristics Of A Feminist? by MrPataki1: 11:32am On Apr 20, 2008
Ask Oprah or Banks.
Romance / Re: List What Ur Partner Mush Have by MrPataki1: 11:31am On Apr 20, 2008
1. A good sense of humor
2. Have crazy ideas and be dynamic
3. Must be extra patient
4. A passionate lover
5. Must be responsible
6. God fearing
7. . . . . . . . . . still loading grin
Romance / Re: NairaLand Queens by MrPataki1: 11:24am On Apr 20, 2008
Lmao!!!

Guys agreeing to sex timetable from ladies. grin grin

Orisirisi, I keep reading.

@ Topic,

Relationship is not only about sex.

But for holding up to two years. . . . No way!
Travel / Re: Travel To Europe In July by MrPataki1: 11:10am On Apr 20, 2008
Vicjustice:

I don't accept that i'm rescued because i was never into any trouble. I could only look at all these childish allegations and laugh them off because, my reputations do not hang in here.
Lies lies lies!!!

Your reputation does lie in here, yet you can go all the way hitting the report to moderator button multiple times to report the truth being said about you.

I wish Danctecmu and Jayon had done the same to you when you were going about attacking those poor kids with your multiple identities. You have tried the same with me, unfortunately you have just met your waterloo. I have promised you that I am going to crush your skulls and I will do it! All I want is a public apology, and I am settled.

Those boys are ashamed to come on nairaland again all thanks to you.

Don't you have any more lies to fabricate at my person? I am still waiting for you to scan and upload my third class degree certificate from the village uni you stated. wink
Travel / Re: Vicjustice Our Necessary Evil by MrPataki1: 10:56am On Apr 20, 2008
Figurehead:

na waoh! i actually prefere to be a guest visitor and read these cork and bull stories, the last time i logged on was the day i intervened to stop patakeys random trouble with everybody, and since then i jhave not visited this site how much more would i have imagined that that little arguement i have with him could escalate into this level after so many days. old boy, you dey sleep at all how come all those things still remain for your mind after so many days abi you no get any serious matter to worry about?
now i see that any person who is not against vijustice is not only for vicjustice, but he is vicjustice himself. bulls**t.
ok, is up to you if you like you can have hypertaension over your own oversabi you may say that
PEOPLE I AM NOT VICJUSTICE AND I CAN NEVER BE HIM! i don't have anything agaist him and or patakey i just don't like that he is a trouble maker. thats it
but where is the moderator, why he allows all those abuse to continue, abi?

It is lies of this manner that I will never tolerate. I have never addressed you on this forum, you came on to me as well as gaylord when I addressed you as vicjustice insulting me and telling me to back off from vicjustice. There are over 150,000 members on this forum and thousands of trouble makers on the forum, how come my addressing vicjustice is biting your foolishness?

You are no other than Vicjustice and I am very sure of that! Vicjustice complains to moderator everytime, and yet he comes on the forum saying he is not bothered that he is been disgraced on the forum. Same pathetic lie you are throwing here.

As they usually say it, it is only wimps that use the report to moderator button. Stop smiling at me as vicjustice and using multiple identities to attack me and other members of this forum.
Travel / Re: Vicjustice Our Necessary Evil by MrPataki1: 10:47am On Apr 20, 2008
@ Oga Siena,

You have deleted my posts here meant for vicjustice. cheesy Is the travel section all about Vicjustice that he cannot be addressed again? undecided He has gone about attacking almost everyone on this section with his multiple identity, let him have a taste of what it feels when he maligns and denigrates peoples personality on the forum.

If he continues to attack my person on this forum, I promise that I am going to raise it to another level!!

If my post addressed to him can be deleted, why can't his posts where he insults others be given the same measure, or better still he should be given a caution to stay off people he should not engage on nairaland? I hate deceit with a passion and he has clearly thrown such in my face, and not until he publicly apologizes for such, I will continue to address him as I duely find it fit for his moronic state of mind.

Thank you sir.
Travel / Re: Travel To Europe In July by MrPataki1: 2:11am On Apr 20, 2008
Armed-Lion:

Hello, i want to make it very clear that i'm totally differend from vicjustice.I resides in Canada why vicjustice resides in Europe.I've been quiet about this for sometime until i could no longer bear it any longer.This is to respond to the above quotation that i lives in canada and totally differend from vicjustic.Though i knew vicjustice, we are totally different individuals.the relationship between me and vicjustice is not what i could reveal on this site.i've been visiting this site off and on without something too meaningful to contribute until i could bear it no more beleiveing me to be one and the same person with vicjustice.please, note we are different individual. Thanks

Hahaha!!!! Figurehead posted this evening making the same atrocious murder of English language, very similar with how Vicjustice posts on nairaland if not for the help of the Spell checker.

No interesting thread to post in on nairaland, yet you find the profile of Dantecmu interesting to view of all things on nairaland this evening, and be extracting posts only for Vicjustice to be posting it for all to see! Your email address reads laviclove01. You have gone to edit all posts that will most definitely show the similarities to how vicjustice posts.

Vic, who are you deceiving exactly? undecided

Anyway, off to bed for now.
Travel / Re: Vicjustice Our Necessary Evil by MrPataki1: 1:55am On Apr 20, 2008
@ Funky,

I have just received orders from above to drop all weapons at the moment. wink Your YIM is not on, else you do have gotten your own message as well.

I am off to my bed. Wish you were here to drive away the cold. tongue
Travel / Re: Travel To Europe In July by MrPataki1: 1:49am On Apr 20, 2008
Imani:

Gosh, this old thread, Vicjustice why?

Seriously, Vic, you have been found out. The best thing to do is just hold your hands up and admit your error. No one is error proof.

Remember your "brother or is it cousin" i correspond with, who you claim lives in Canada? Can you be bold to mention his name? I brought that up because it looks like you have lost all credibility. Such a shame as you started as so well to expose scammers but you are turning to be one yourself. If we are all proved wrong, i am sure we will apologise for any misunderstanding, i will, at least speaking for myself.

Armed Lion your "friend", what does he have to say about all this? shocked

Imani!!!

Armed Lion is the same person as Vicjustice. Anyways, I am going to stop here for now.

Off to my bed now.
Travel / Re: Travel To Europe In July by MrPataki1: 12:56am On Apr 20, 2008
@ Vicjustice,

I do not bloody care what your grouse is with on nairaland or for whatever stupid reasons you have decided to revive this this thread, but be rest assured that I will be your living hell on this forum.

Get as many nairaland identities as you can, I am going to break your dull skulls and teach you some internet morals. angry

As Yoruba will say it: Omo ti won ba ko ni ile, wa ko ni ita. Meaning: A child that is not taught respect at home, will be taught outside. You are going to learn that some people are not your peers in addressing on this forum.

You intellectually deficient bum.
Family / Re: Where's Your Favorite Place In The House? by MrPataki1: 12:24am On Apr 20, 2008
My bed/bedroom. I can listen to music on my Ipod or the radio. I can get to meditate and pray. I can read a magazine, and as well watch a movie or browse on my bed with my laptop. I can eat on my bed too.

The kitchen is another place too, but I only go there when hunger strikes real bad. cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: To Marry Your First Love by MrPataki1: 12:20am On Apr 20, 2008
No will do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by MrPataki1: 12:14am On Apr 20, 2008
Brad Friedel made some stunning saves today!!! I am most impressed with the outcome of the match. I hope it keeps getting better like todays match with Blackburn for the scummies. grin grin
Travel / Re: How Much Bank Statement Do You Need For Non Immigrant Visa To Yankee? by MrPataki1: 11:55pm On Apr 19, 2008
big_bumper:

I only post in threads if I have any thing positive and meaningful to say. Ever heard of the saying “Silence is golden . . .

Hmmmmmmm! Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!! grin
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries by MrPataki1: 11:52pm On Apr 19, 2008
@ Puyaca,

Please answer Funkybaby's question.

In addition, for how long has the account been dormant? Is it a current account or savings account? What exactly does she do? What other utility bills are you submitting in respect to the student application?

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