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Romance / Re: Male Virgins by MrPataki1: 11:46pm On Apr 13, 2008
Needlelady:


From your response, it's obvious you lost your virginity before Awolowo but that does not mean that there are no men out there that still keep themselves chaste for the wedding night and those are the men I'm looking for. I must marry a male virgin whether you like it or not. I can't belittle myself and stoop so low by sleeping with a non virgin unclean man. Lol, there are so many dirty honeypots out there and I cannot risk opening my honey pot for whorish men.
Awolowo died May 1987. How old was I then? tongue

Now I smell a complex problem. cheesy Good luck with your search for Male Virgins.

What a blessed day when your honey pot gets the first ever secreted milk!!! grin
Romance / Re: Male Virgins by MrPataki1: 11:40pm On Apr 13, 2008
jennykadry:

lol,joycee has answered this question right
@poster
check with in the range you're given but if you're looking for a virgin older than 15 years,men u will wait all your years on earth,because they are not virgins,men are prostitutes who can't use their stick to plug just one mango,instead they want to plug more than one mango,and then go to other fruits tree to plug too,to know how sweet it tastes,orisirisi cool
So women are now mangoes? I am indeed astonished this is emanating from a fellow woman who sees herself as a mango that men want to pluck and move on.

Go to other trees to plug What is plug? If men cannot sit still with a lady, I wonder why you ladies are even giving them the opportunities to scout for the hole between your legs. You ladies should learn to shut your two legs up when it matters and stop whining men are prostitutes.

Everyone to himself or herself.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Says He Pity Nigeria. by MrPataki1: 11:27pm On Apr 13, 2008
He says no one should pity him, yet he has pity on Nigeria?

How moronic is that statement of his. Who is pitying him? Can't he look around see whether his praise singers are with him any longer? Where are the Danjumas', Jerry Ganas' and the rest giving him backing him in his first term of presidency today? He has back stabbed them all!

He recently marked his official birthday, which Nigerian newspaper took recognition of it in their dailies? A sinking general still looking for relevance and importance. May he spend his last days in jail. angry Thats where he officially belongs.
Family / Re: Will You Be In the Labor Room With Your Wife? by MrPataki1: 11:10pm On Apr 13, 2008
Yeah I have to be there. I must see wonders with my eyes. cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Male Virgins by MrPataki1: 11:04pm On Apr 13, 2008
Needlelady:


By their fruits we shall know them. Just touch his crotch and squeeze it real hard, the veins will come to the surface but if the veins refuse to show, that is an indication of an overused man.

You must be living in Alice in Wonderland undecided

How astonishing to read this all time discovery from you wink

More efforts your several touching and squeezing of balls to test male virginity. Do not worry, ten years from now you do get your male virgin. cool
Romance / Re: Crazy Boyfriend Leaves Messages by MrPataki1: 10:59pm On Apr 13, 2008
Best thing you can do if he continues with this incessant messages, is to change your contact number. I know it may not be that easy often times, but if you can do it, then kindly think of it as an option.
Romance / Re: Male Virgins by MrPataki1: 10:54pm On Apr 13, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin

Orisirisi for nairaland again.

Male virgins indeed at 25! Lmao!

How is a male virgin identified tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official: Nairaland's Gaynners Tomfoolery (all Quoatations)! by MrPataki1: 9:46pm On Apr 13, 2008
[center] sad ****Shakes head and leaves thread**** sad [/center]
Romance / Re: Two Person In One Heart? by MrPataki1: 7:32pm On Apr 13, 2008
Too much of wahala.

But yes, it could be for a backup though.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry: by MrPataki1: 7:18pm On Apr 13, 2008
NO

I have a good name to protect.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been On A Blind Date? by MrPataki1: 3:43am On Apr 13, 2008
Yeah, I have been in one.

Quite nice and exciting. We had good chemistry, and we both wanted the same thing. However because of my relocating, things had to stop.

Can be fun, can be a disaster as well. cheesy
Travel / Re: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by MrPataki1: 8:07pm On Apr 11, 2008
@ liliana,

You are not forgotten oh. Everyone is just tied up with one thing or the other at the moment. Whats the latest with you now?

Regards.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by MrPataki1: 8:04pm On Apr 11, 2008
I thought we had a moderator for this section? See how insults are been thrown here and there. embarassed

Come what may, I proudly remain a Gunner.
Romance / Re: Do You Sometimes Miss Your Ex (boyfriend Or Girlfriend) by MrPataki1: 4:48pm On Apr 11, 2008
jkpretty:

For u to have thought of her now, she made a mark!
tongue tongue

Was just responding to the topic. grin grin tongue
Romance / Re: Do You Sometimes Miss Your Ex (boyfriend Or Girlfriend) by MrPataki1: 4:32pm On Apr 11, 2008
Probably a guy is on top of her now screwing her as I am typing this, yet I will want to punish myself by stating am missing her? undecided

God forbid! From the moment, she left my house in Nigeria, that was the last time I spoke and saw her personally one-on-one. She is not worth my time. Not even talking of thinking about missing her. I have better things on my hands to do than sit and be punishing myself over a past relationship.

Life moves on to better things abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by MrPataki1: 1:47am On Apr 11, 2008
@ Jackal,

Did we force him?. . . . . Nah.

I respect his well thought out articulate mind could only reside in the camp of the scummies. grin Time we get/recruit guys with more brains. We are setting things straight for the next season. cool


Hope you guys are getting ready for us this weekend. I cannot wait to bring down the schitzo on your thread. grin

Hitting my sacks. cool

Gunner Pataki. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by MrPataki1: 1:41am On Apr 11, 2008
danity:

We don't want NIGHTRIDER!!!!!!!!!! We don't deal with gaynners. You of all people should know that by now. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Carry your load ooooo. Afterall, it was your 'camp' that produced users like rasputinn and j-unit. 'Nuff said. cheesy cheesy
grin grin
Ask Igwe, he felt confused, he decided to move on to Barca, Nightrider has made his decision in his confusion. grin grin

Make him dey go. cheesy

Enuff stated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by MrPataki1: 1:31am On Apr 11, 2008
danity:

Oh no! Please keep your property. . . . . . . . . . . . we don't want him smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
grin grin grin

What property? Did you hear of Arsenal buying old, retired and frustrated player? cheesy cheesy

He is best in the camp of the scummies. cheesy We are going for New brains and guys with brains. He is an expired piece for the Gunner camp. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by MrPataki1: 1:16am On Apr 11, 2008
Make the guy go. angry Could be that it is him carrying his own wahala upon Arsenal and not allowing us to make progress. grin
Religion / Re: Christian Songs by MrPataki1: 12:08am On Apr 11, 2008
Avalon------------> Oxygen

I take each breath as if it is my first
I hold it there, so deep inside me
'Til I'm about to burst
I speak each word as if it is Your name
I move my lips , I see the whisper
Stir the gentle flame

Your heart beats and so does mine
Your love moves
And I know I'm alive

You are my oxygen
I breathe You in
I breathe You out
You are my oxygen
You are my love
You are what life's about

I take each breath as if it is my last
You never know what came so slowly
Could leave us, oh, so fast
I take each step as if it is to You
I hear Your voice
I feel Your presence
In everything I do

My soul sleeps, Your love revives
Our hearts meet
And I know I'm alive

The air is think, the flower sweet
The shadow comes down
Tonight the moon is at my feet
And I breathe You in
I breathe You in to me

I'm nobody without You
If You were not here what would I do
Religion / Re: Christian Songs by MrPataki1: 11:48pm On Apr 10, 2008
One of my all time best

Mercy Me---------------> I Can Only Imagine

I can only imagine
What it will be like
When I walk
By your side

I can only imagine
What my eyes will see
When your face
Is before me
I can only imagine

[Chorus:]
Surrounded by Your glory, what will my heart feel
Will I dance for you Jesus or in awe of you be still
Will I stand in your presence or to my knees will I fall
Will I sing hallelujah, will I be able to speak at all
I can only imagine

I can only imagine
When that day comes
And I find myself
Standing in the Son

I can only imagine
When all I will do
Is forever
Forever worship You
I can only imagine

[Chorus]

I can only imagine [x2]

I can only imagine
When all I will do
Is forever, forever worship you
Travel / Re: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by MrPataki1: 8:37pm On Apr 10, 2008
@ Akolawole,

Noted sir.

@ Ali,
The embassy at Islamabad will send their documents. Just be patient.
Travel / Re: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by MrPataki1: 9:03pm On Apr 09, 2008
neksbabay:

when i say you are amazing, believe it. thanks for this great piece, never thought about ut, and i even have 2 uk visas on it, thanks loads

Best you renew your old passport as soon as possible. Forget about the new passport you are trying to process at the moment.

Certain things should not be joked with at all.

All the best.
Travel / Re: In The Name Of Visa by MrPataki1: 8:58pm On Apr 09, 2008
Akolawole:

@Siena
You have a lot of work to do on this "visa people" on Nairaland.

All the best
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
Travel / Re: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by MrPataki1: 8:55pm On Apr 09, 2008
neksbabay:

no. it wll be expiring march2009, so i decided , why not get the new passport and not bother about renewal later

What? New passport for where? You havve to renew the old passport or else you are only making your matters more complicated.

BHC will not smile at a New passport number different from your old passport number.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by MrPataki1: 2:11pm On Apr 09, 2008
@ Poster,

We don hear you. bye bye. Remember to create a thread next season when you are returning to the Gunners camp. We are having it poor at the moment, you decided to switch camps. grin


A proud Gunner I will always remain, for better for worse. cool
Travel / Re: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by MrPataki1: 11:59am On Apr 09, 2008
neksbabay:

thanks akolawole and mr. Pataki. for your advise, very grateful.

as for the financial aspect, my sponsor in uk is for my accomodation-free,

my dad is my sponsor here and acct has a little over 2m but there has been in flow and

out flow. there was a bal of 4.5m when we appealed.

please advise. can i still go with this.(note:my school fees has been paid)
Yes please go ahead. You are covered enough. See you in UK.

Good luck.
Politics / Re: Iyabo Obasanjo And Others Charged Over Embezzlement by MrPataki1: 9:36am On Apr 09, 2008
Tonim:

Pataki, I understand your stand given our past history regarding "fighting corruption", but it appears Yar 'Adua
really means business. Even Iyabo, a seating senator that many regard as an "untouchable", has been charged
to court. I think this is really unprecedented.
Yar 'Adua himself has done the worst corruption by still remaining in power even when it is glaring that his election was based on fraud and acts of terrorism during the last polls conducted.

While I like the way, he is trying to handle the situation now, his election as the President of Nigeria is fraud and smells of the most irritating odor to any common sane man. If he wants to fight corruption, let him do so with a clean slate.

But nevertheless, Iyabo and the rests should be dealt with.

However, I am not going to waste my emotions and time to know the outcome of how this situation turns out to be.

Needlelady:

I like the way Iyabo was chjarged but i suspect a little tribalism in these arrests because it seems that Yaradua is only concentrating on westerners.

Again, the speed at which they arrest and arraign erring women in the Nigerian govt makes me wonder whether men that commited the same crime are treated the same way.
From tribalism to gender attacking. What exactly is the problem now? If women are not in power, you shout that women can do better than men. Now they are in the seat of power, every time it is one corruption or the other. The former finance minister did it, asking for her pay in foreign currency, a Nigerian for that matter. Etteh did the same thing. Now Iyabo is even doing worse than that. And it all boils to pecuniary reasons.

If our men are erring, I expect it is the women who should set us back in the right path. Unfortunately that does not seem to be happening at the moment in Nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by MrPataki1: 9:41pm On Apr 08, 2008
Too sad to make any sensible post at the moment.


Still remain a Proud Gunner for Life no matter what. cry embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by MrPataki1: 9:36pm On Apr 08, 2008
It is over! Liverpool have scored again angry angry angry angry angry angry angry cry cry



What a shame. embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by MrPataki1: 9:30pm On Apr 08, 2008
Bloody rubbish. An undeserved penalty. sad

What a lovely and wonderful effort by Walcott. I am most impressed. cheesy
Travel / Re: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by MrPataki1: 9:23pm On Apr 08, 2008
Seriously, what kind of people are we breeding now? It is time we have a reasonable administrator for this section. I am personally suggesting Uspry1. I cannot stand it when people come here and start opening their manner-less mouth to talk nonsense.

Anyway back to Immigration Issues.

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