@ Pumper,

Offense pardoned. Go and sin no more. So how do I get in contact with you then?

Are you trying to live up to your medical line now? You want to diagnose me?

I never called for your respect, and throw it to the dogs. I give respect to whom it is due to. Cyber trust for what? See you talking like a woman.

In fact no be third class, it was a Pass sef.


So you too believe I made a third class degree from Uni? Na wa o!

@ Pumper,

Just wanted to be sure. I got your email addy then. The one with the postmaster.co.uk Are you still using it?

@ Oga Akolawole,

If you know my source, river don dry be that oh.

Egbon,

that question hard small. I think my brain is too loaded this evening. In fact sef, all this free weed they smoke here and there in Netherlands is beginning to affect me small small. Can the riddle still be opened till tomorrow. I will most definitely have settled down after sleeping over it tonight.

Pumper,

I did a check on you now, are you Aade by name? Are you going to be around?

This conundrum by Akolawole is really something oh. My head is not thinking straight at the moment.

gaylord:

Patakee or whatever you call yourself just shut the fckkkk up. Do you think all nairalanders are fools, my friend you started your pgd/ masters less than 8months ago and here you are claiming you’ve got another admission in one Toronto university in Australia…. Bunch of lies.( which reasonable university will give a phd scholarship to a person that is yet to finish coursework moreso a third class graduate)
You claim you won your appeal……my God!!! (do you eva imagined that all liars go to hell).
Is it because seun and the moderators has not started probing all you that hide under I know all on immigration issues over sexual harassment ,your story on how you have been busy internet dating all nairalanders ladies seeking you blank attention on uk immigration issues is left for another day.

Damn!!!! Pataki you are a legend!!!!

One Toronto University is not in Australia. Get your head straight and spend time educating yourself. It is most definite you are not in school to know what it takes to be given an offer. If you have a good research proposal suiting what other researchers are doing and what they need, you have great opportunities. Another lesson for you to learn this morning.

I won my appeal and I can boldly say it anywhere in the world!!!!

You are really confused and very stupid. Dating all nairaland ladies? Do you expect me to be dating guys? I am not a gay like you, I have my head straight, and my priorities in order. The only lady I am close to on nairaland knows herself, and that because we met in Stratsford in London last year August, at least there are credible witness to that fact on nairaland. Now do the maths of that and see how Pataki can be in London in July/August and start his Masters in Netherlands in September if his appeal was refused.

If you want to lie, at least construct it with some sense. At the moment you are absolutely senseless. I have tolerated you enough.

Do you still have further lies to throw at my person?

Akolawole:

@Experts

Mr Seun is a British citizen, he came to Naija on holiday and met SisiFunke.

After few months, the stomach started germinating

He invited Sisifunke on holiday to england and the application was granted.

Sisifunke delivered safely in England to baby magaret while on visitors visa.

She later return to Naija with the baby before the expiration of the visa.

Magaret with Mum applied for 6 months visa to enable them come to UK again in view of Sisifunke marrying Seun within 6 months and the application was granted.

The marriage took place at Ilford.

Both later applied for settlement visa and 2 years was given to them.

Questions

1) At what point do Maggie entitled to British citizenship?

2) Do UK law allows Sisifunke to enjoy free health service while delivering maggie.

3) Is there any contradiction in law at any time in this scenario.

1. When she has stayed in the UK for a minimum period of five years under the Limited Leave to Remain

2. Answered by big_bumper

3. Question: Where did she get her change of status in the UK or she came back to Nigeria to changer her status?

I think there is a contradiction here.

@ Akolawole and Pumper,

Can we all meet this May ending in London? I am coming in on the 24th. I have a get together for the month ending on a Sat I think. I don't think Funkybaby would be around for that time.

@ Akolawole,
Your conundrum is similar to that to the case of that my Uncle. I need to sit down and think about it small. I will try to post later on today about it, hope it is not late then sha.

@ Pumper,
I am not Patrick. I am Pataki haba!!!!!!

gaylord:

Guy I am Gaylord not vicjustice a former school mate !!! and my friend you made third class don’t dispute that and that was why you couldn’t get into your desire country for studies. You claim to know so much on uk immigration issues yet your visa application was rejected twice despite your appeal.A situation of “healer please heal thyself”
Can you please tell the whole forum what lead to you opting for studies in Holland?
See its high time you work on yur bad belle or else it will still be moving around with you to cause you further woes.
You need to get serious
@4him
where are you bruv?? its high time we scan patakee certificate and show the whole forum so that people can estimate his level of intelligence

A former school mate to whom? I am going to accord you this one attention now! You cry for it, and you will get it.

I beg you to please scan my third class Certificate On Nairaland! You are a big time dolt if you do not do it!!!!!!

Can you please tell me what led to my studying in the Netherlands? And what makes studying in the UK so special that you feel I must go study in the UK? When you have finished, I will personally scan my appeal document in which I won a student visa for two years to go study at Sheffield Hallam University, which I kindly declined. I am stating all this so that you can go verify it out. Do you want the appeal number? OA/

At least you are not lying that I am studying in the Netherlands, but been denied an appeal is a bloody lie! If you had gone through all my postings on nairaland, you do realize that everything I know and state here are based on experience, experiences which you can never buy from me! And I have always stated that time and time again!!!!!

Now you come lying against my person, is my ''low'' intelligence biting your skulls? Please upload my intelligence on nairaland also, and again I will personally scan another letter I recieved from a University in Australia last week for a PhD study with two years scholarship offer given to me. I am sure am so highly unintelligent with my third class degree from a village Uni to be afforded such opportunities.

It is jobless slowpoke like you that come here and start making mouth without any useful meaning to the society. Why did you log out sef? Has NEPA taken the light?

big_bumper:

You nko?

Come to think of it, is that 100 post under your profile because you have special status on Nairaland, hence have the priviledge of having daily tally of your posts compared to us commoners who have to contend with post count since the day we joined donkey years ago?

My dear,

I have written, in fact I am tired of writing sef. I do not know what else to write, but yet I still have to write. Deadline is this Friday evening, and it is killing. At least my own still better than my other colleagues. Even my American friend sef, dey envy me when I told what number of pages I am on at the moment.

For the Stats thingy, I do not know how it happens oh. Probably because I sleep late into the night because of this writeup, I tend to chat and type to kill the sleep and concentrate on writing.

Anyway, need to get back to ScienceDirect now. Nice meeting you online this evening.

gaylord:

What the heck is the problem with you Pataki?? The other day you were busy picking issues with bumpy, later it was 4him( thank God the guy exposed how you made third class in a village uni!!) and now it’s the most respected vicjustice.I feel its high time you work on the frustration that leads to Holland and stop picking on people.
Sleeping on nairaland is not a true test of know all but an indication you seems jobless,please be matured for once and stop picking on people

lmao!!!!!

Vicjustice at it again with his multiple identities! You are a confused Arrow. There is no way you will post on this forum that I wont know you by your postings.

Pataki is a third class degree student from Uni? Wetin idiots no go talk of Pataki on nairaland again?

One lesson for you to learn this evening, there is no way you come out with a third class degree from a village Uni in Nigeria and you are expected to start your Masters with a third class in Universities abroad from a village Uni. The minimum requirement is a Second Class Lower for a masters degree abroad, most especially with a UK institution. Did you go to school at all?

Must I always be giving relevance to faceless morons like you?

In fact it is very late sef.

Radio O.Y.O

Should you not be busy with your writeup at the moment?

Egbon,

E pe fun wa o! Toasting ke? You under-age for where? The day I heard your voice on the phone, I knew this was a Methuselah.

Kini omode na like us know?

@ Pumper,
See wetin you wan cause for road now?

Abeg make I see road well well jare.

big_bumper:

@ Mr PatrickJust like you show off your own with blowing kisses abi? Ole ntele alfa You and who? Nonsense and Ingredient. You think say I be punkybaby? Na soso blowing kissing and winking go keep me warm? But then again, thinking out loudly. . . I think I spoke too soon, Mr Patrick please come back, Is the offer still on the ground?

[size=4pt]Aade[/size]

For Visa appeal thread? Oga Akolawole and the team must not see us mixing business with pleasure.

Abeg make we carry go romance section.

As per the offer, it is still open.

@ punkybaby

Hope you are feeling much better now. Whenever you are much better give me a buzz. Pele

Oga Siena,

Am I allowed to post here?

Thank YOU sir!!!!

@ funkybaby,
In fact sef, I do not even know where to start from in matters of vicjustice. The other time, he was so quick to run to the MOD to delete my post that it was offensive and insulting to him. Is nairaland about him?

This is the same person who goes about with multiple identities on the forum with his inconsistencies attacking others. The very thread he started here was locked based on his inconsistent postings and multiple id usage which got me annoyed, he later on came with another thread seeking for members of the forum to vote to release the thread stating that nairaland is an international forum, in fact I am still stupefied at that very thread as it makes no meaning and sense.

Upon seeing that the thread was useless, he decided to open the same thread again, with his inconsistency, he calls it now a debate, but yet I have not seen or read his argument here rather he follows and tags with those who make their own points in respect to the evil things resident in Nigeria.

Now he has started preaching his sanctimonious preaching as if he is free from personal attack on people on this forum. Has he forgotten how he tried to disgrace jayon and dantecmu on this forum, how he was always following their posts here and there and attacking them from their posts?

Until he begins to make sense and stop this foolishness, Pataki would not relent in stating the truth here to him. He asked for my attention on this forum, now he will get it.

Orisirisi for here.

I do not even know where to start from sef.

@ asanwa,
Do not even scan that document here. Take your time to type it out in verbatim and post it here, but leave out all personal details and names enclosed in the refusal notice.

I am most interested in this case. It may not even need to get to AIT sef, all it may need is a letter of reconsideration.

Needlelady:


I meant you lost yours before Awolowo himself. I noticed that your name is slowly going through evolution from pahtakhee to pataki, who knows, it'll soon metamorphosize to Pant attack at the rate you abuse your body with indiscriminate sex. What a blessed day when that your dicky will catch gonokhaikhai.

Pataki had always been my handle before I was banned. I changed to Pahtahkee to have a fresh breath, have stopped using that name, cos I am tired of it. Now am back to my original handle.

Are you wishing me bad? I am well insured so please move it. I do not attack pants, I never even stated I am not a virgin, neither did I state am a virgin. If you want to know which is which, well. . . . .

@ funkybaby,

Wassup with you? You and this your YIM phone? I was waiting for you all throughout the weekend nothing. Na wa o!

big_bumper:

@ sureng

odoyo

okobo

Wetin?

The guy is showing you Sri Lanka toasting. Let him wink now. I sure say nothing do the guy. He has stated his intention is solely on British babes, I just like his honesty and sincerity.

Can I wink at you too?

Akolawole:

@Pataki

I dey o.

How una side?

i will bring one UK immigration and citizenship rule that contradict themselves. I hopemy family member don't read it though

My side dey oh. Been boring of late though. The sun is out for most part of the day, yet am forced to sit my butt infront of the computer all day long.

Please bring it on the contradictions, I want to stimulate my brains once again. I hope big_grumpy and funky would all be on my side. Having all the women on my side would be beautiful. Kisses go yapa.

LASIEFAIRE:

@ VicJustice.
Why ask the question when you have already made up your mind that there is nothing good about Nigeria.
It's a shame that you are not embrassed to air that out. - even the devil himself has something good, he can sing, talkless of a whole nation of 120 million people. The likes of Wole Soyinka, akunyili didnt strike you did it. The globally praise peacekeeping envoy of the Nigerian Army. the Culture - diversity. Sports. Shame on you if you don't know anything good about Nigeria.
I am highly dissappointed. I see no point further stressing my point, I have met many -Oyinbo wannabe, but forever black - like you, they never find anything good in who and what they are.

Very good post! I am most impressed. I like your point of argument here. I do not blame the poster, too much oversabi is killing him.

Afenifere

Edo girls are caring women. I have one of my close friends getting married to one very soon. Planning to go for his wedding in Nigeria soon.


So I say, I do not support your notion of them being evil.

Where has everyone gone to?


Bumper, Funky, Akolawole, VOR

Back to my writings. . . . .

jkpretty:


@ Topic
Ignore him, don't even block his line, just ignore him. He'll get tired.

Hmmmmmmm!

_{Did you learn that from me?}

@ Topic,

Sure yes I can and I would.

@ Poster,

How would you feel, if he went to a party of one is of his won female colleagues whom he likes so much without telling you? Would you feel comfortable with it?

@ Mc Omo,
Me thinks his hideout is going to be in the NYSC 3weeks. Please get him a soljo that will treat him in the otondo manner.

Have they finished all the quotable quotes of Gunners?

Gunners must have really tortured the living hell out of these scummies.

HNIC:


Ask newcastle, who keep spending loads and keep declining, or west ham or even manc city with nothing to show for it.
They spend twice as much as Arsenal, yet, nothing
However, AW needs to be made 'uncomfortable'be put under immense pressure.That will make him have a bigger squad and probably land us a trophy.

DANG!!!!!!!

You have said it well! I believe in Wenger, even though we are at our lowest at the moment, but I think he has become too comfortable with having young squads and thinking he can pull extreme stunt with it.

Now is the best time to start planning for the nest season.

However this season has been so sad for me. But the ultimate discovery of Adebayor and his legendary skills of goal gettings is highly impressive!