The world is evolving and the manager is always busy so you approach his substitute and asks if he would grant you the oppurtunity to promote your products.


You have 60 secs now.... Show the world (comment, no likes please)

Cc@lalastica
frontpage

Simple; dont apply if your blog is still underconstruction or undergoing changes (like adding new pages, and stuff).

Try applying for a domain if you 3 can afford it.... Costs just N2,500

I wonder wat guys she in this girl I mean she's ugly. "Although, I like the fact she won PFame and she is a rising star, short too...(period!)"

forgiveness:
This is called canke or kenka in Ghana, it's made of corn.

you can see how i finished it

Ghana is a nice place, serene and their meals are delicious. But you stand corrected, its spelt 'Kenke' not 'kenka'.

See things like this happen and its good that he took to social media to justify that only God has the key to life and death.

Happy Eid Muburak.

Why do they always stay above a carpet. ehnnnn..... He is sitting on a platform passed inside his trousers to his buttocks

I have at least one million naira in my bank, having paid N5.5 million to pick my form from my party. I have around 150 cattle because I am never comfortable without cows. I have a house each in Kaduna, Kano, and Daura which I borrowed money to build. I never had a foreign account since I finished my courses in the USA, India and the UK. I never owned any property outside Nigeria. Never.” - General Buhari
He must justify this, and until I see proof we wont be played.

Why show such artilery at an inauguration ceremony rather than at BH war front....

With FC Barcelona aim for the historic treble this season and Xavi's parting from the club - it remains a must win for the owners of the stadium of the final match of the copa del rey 2014/2015.

Messi, Suarez, Neymar will be the highlights of the match as the trio is the strongest three forwards in the whole of europe maybe the world this season beating BBC to that this 2014/2015 season.

#igersFCB

Buhari see me make me your trusted adviser

Nigerians are yet again going through the misery of fuel scarcity for the
umpteenth time. This time around, the
effect of the scarcity has been
particularly brutal in the capital city,
Abuja, with reports of motorists
spending days on queues at petrol
stations. For those who cannot endure
the painful agony of waiting on queues,
petrol hawkers provide a welcome
relief, that is, if you are prepared to
pay as much as N250 for a litre of
petrol. Not surprising, the queues are
said to be less outside Lagos and Abuja
where operators are reportedly selling
petrol at prices in excess of N120 a
litre, well above the approved pump
price of N87 per litre. So, although the
government would have paid these oil
marketers subsidy to sell petrol at N87,
apart from the NNPC, they have
collectively decided not to pass on the
subsidy to consumers in the form of
lower petrol prices; no doubt, believing
that there will be no consequences for
defrauding government. So, the fuel
subsidy scam continues with impunity.
The cost to the country in lost revenues
as a result of this policy is huge. We
continue to allocate over a quarter of
the federal budget to just one line of
expenditure. We continue to pay
trillions of naira to Nigeria’s 130 or so
oil marketers for fuel subsidies that are
only passed on to residents of Abuja and
other major cities, while the rest of the
country buys their fuel at market
price. It is common knowledge that the
closer you are to the Nigeria border,
the less likely you will ever buy petrol at
the approved price of N87, as marketers
would rather drive their tankers across
the border where they would obtain a
higher price for their product. With the
depreciation of the naira, the country
may yet find itself spending up to
N1.5trillion on fuel subsidy; more than
the combined budgets for education,
health, agriculture, rural development,
works, transport, and lands and
housing put together. Insanity of the
highest order.
You do not have to be Einstein to see
that the current subsidy regime is
corrupt and unsustainable. As a nation,
we can no longer afford to fund this
scam, especially in the present climate
of falling oil revenues, where states
and the federal government are
struggling to pay civil servants.
Although fuel subsidy is supposed to help
the poor, the biggest beneficiaries are
actually the rich. We cannot be
spending a paltry N600bn on job
creating capital expenditure and over a
trillion naira to subsidize the life style
of the rich, so they can maintain at
least two fuel guzzling jeeps and their
generators. This does not make social
or economic sense. It is indeed immoral.
The truth is that, the subsidisation of
petrol distorts the market and has
resulted in inefficiencies and
substantial loss of revenue for the
government through corruption. It has
contributed to the collapse of our local
refineries by making them unprofitable
for private investors to invest. The
subsidy regime has also been responsible
for sporadic fuel shortages at fuel
stations as corrupt marketers, after
receiving subsidies, have then
proceeded to sell the subsidised fuel to
neighbouring countries at higher
prices.
It would be irresponsible for the in-
coming government to do anything else
but abolish subsidies. We should be
subsiding the cost of travel (mass
transit), not petrol at the pump. The
poor will benefit more through targeted
measures as I argued in my article
during the fuel subsidy protests of
2012. In the UK for example, bus tickets
are subsidized by government to make
travel for the masses more affordable
but petrol is taxed to fund public
services. The trillions of naira we
expend making dollar millionaires of
marketers would be better spent
equipping our schools and hospitals,
building our transport infrastructure
and investing in power.
The debate on the removal of subsidies
has been plagued by sentiments, scare
mongering and misinformation, even by
our so-called economists who should
know better. One of these individuals
even stated in a TV interview that the
US subsidizes petrol at the pump –
shocking untruth. Far from subsidizing
petrol, the US actually levies taxes on
petrol and diesel (13 per cent tax on
petrol and 12 per cent tax on diesel);
as do most developed economies. In
Britain for example, 60 per cent of
every pound spent on petrol goes to the
government in taxes to fund public
services.
For decades, expensive and
unsustainable subsidies on fuel have
curtailed growth in developing
countries. Apart from, perhaps, the
rich Arab states that have huge
reserves and where vital infrastructure
is already in place, many developing
countries are grappling with strategies
to unburden themselves of fuel subsidy
payments in order to release resources
for economic development.

http://leadership.ng/opinions/435511/the-scam-of-fuel-subsidy

just passed by

In coker/orile.... Fuel goes for N500 per litre

kayceshow:
300 per litre

which part of Lagos?

VickyRotex:
The more I see, the less I understand.
It's an illusion anyways, so it ought to be confusing

It is an illusion, When its closer to the eyes Not an illusion, When further away from the eyes and eyes dimmed.

adeaks:
I traced it perfectly.


It would have been virtually impossible without the colour coding of the squares forming the perfect circles, that is, if all the squares were to be the same colour.

I agree. But its the way the squares slantly bent that makes it virtually impossible.

As we all know Radio stations ( Beat 99.9 FM, Naija FM) have now shut down services due to scarcity of fuel, airlines also, MTN too.

Whats the price of fuel in your area?

na wa oh

fingers crossed

dexy007:
What if it was a part of a video clip that got paused and screen-grabbed? Coz to me it ain't possible for an individual to have envisaged an accident of such having his camera on standby to capture. Just thinking out of the box though.

#LovelyThough.

take multiple shots at per micro seconds, you'd understand then.

This forum has brought the goods, the comments and the competitions. Amongst all of these regular visitors troop in daily to post News updates, Jokes, Sports Analysis...etc

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Category Six

who cares

GodsMercy1:
We pray God to protect them all in Jesus name, Amen!

Amen.

agarawu23:
welcome to Nigeria where everything is possible

u dont say

The comissioner of works in the state has been doing comendable works. Good one, OP.

They'd better introduce this shuttle bus and ban this BRT. The BRT's are a mess (I mean they dont maintain it).

20 likes for Genevieve

Fastest hatrick in history is 90 seconds by Tommy Ross for Ross County against Nairn County at Dingwall Ross-shire, Scotland on 28 November 1964.

2m 56secs