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freecocoa:
This OP sha.

Are you sure you are not like a certain someone of mine who starts shivering after making me vex, as a way to get my attention? Cos I know you men can sabi like to manipulate someone into pitying you when you don't deserve it, cos I don't understand this kind of high grade fever that allowed you the strength to pursue someone out of your house o, just saying sha.

I wanted to ask why men do this alot. One got me angry on saturday, I almost walked her out but its not who I am. I just let her carry her bag of wahala and leave my room. I also gave her transport .

On a serious note, this is bad and should be condemned. Men ought to control themselves when they are angry. Telling one to leave is just very archaic and unnecessary. Allow her to go for good.

Seems like someone have walked you out of his house Remember, i am having catarrh, I can't talk very well on nairaland

supersystemsnig:
wELL, YOU COULD CHECK YOUTUBE...DO YOU WATCH FOOD PLANET PROGRAMS THOUGH? MEN THOSE HOT DOGS ARE SUMFIN ELSE...THE MEALS JUST MAKE YOU FEEL HUNGRY...

I have so many recipe books, I have never practiced any of them

I realized that this world is just vanity. We all struggle for vain things, things that pass away. Just like I said in that thread "Life is easy"; we came into this world naked, fragile, blind, dump, deaf. The major things about our life was decided for us, our names, who is our father, where we will be born, our religion and where we school.

It is the complexities that we attach ourselves to that gives us stress.

Why then will I come to nairaland to allow people decide the major things about my life? How can i allow people define how I should behave. I don't do that bro. When you come offline and you challenge my reasoning, then I will listen to you, but if it is nairaland talks, I don't insult people.

I respect the sanctity of individual opinion. I respect people, who they are, and who they will be.

iyisco2001:
I always know you could weave a gun though, but not in all situations. the kind of ones dished on nairaland are diff.

The recipes are not online. I don't know what they are made of

supersystemsnig:
wE ALL HAVE A THRESHOLD BROV, IF MACHINES HAVE PSI RATINGS AND THE SCRIPTURE SAYS HE WON'T ALLOW YOU TAKE MORE THAN YOU CAN BEAR, SUGGESTS THERE'S A THRESHOLD, YOU CAN'T KEEP SWALLOWING UP STUFF BRO

If I don't swallow them, they will swallow me.

You see this life, its a very simple one. If you say I don't have money or that I have money, they all means the same to me. If you say I am weak or that I am strong, they all means the same thing to me.

What will change is when you enter 042 and you still tell me the shit you spoke online, I will believe you.

supersystemsnig:
iF THE GUY HOLDING THE RIFLE IS AT A DISTANCE OF A MINIMUM OF 12 FEET, FOCUS ON OUT PACING HIM AND DOUBLING THE DISTANCE...SIMPLE..


YOU SEE IN MOVIES, A GUY AT THE END OF THE STREET SAYS HANDS UP, AND ANOTHER AT THE BEGINNING HANDS UP, ITS FOOLOSISH BRO...YOU CAN ALWAYS OUT RUN A GUN...

iyisco2001 if you follow the above, oyo is your case. If they say handup, obedient is better than sacrifice Life is singular, you don't have a double.

iyisco2001:
supersystemsnig and mrphysics
lol those arows are bad. they come with geotagging and badass precison.
auto follow, reload.
Speed calculators.
How can you dodge these.

I never dodged anyone bro. Me wey no get strength. They all hit me. I kind of wonder what they are made with. They know their target from the beginning. That place they intended hitting you is where you will be hit. Bro, i have never dodged any of them.

supersystemsnig:
dON'T FEAR WITCH CRAFT O... I'VE HANDLED THOSE SHITS SEVERALLY

Not be only witch craft, both aircraft. I never fear humans finish na to come begin fear witch craft.

iyisco2001:
the ones being shot here cannot be outrun my brother.
They are concise, precise and enable of making you deactivate your acct.
lol

How do you know. The arrows that fly by day and night here comes straight from the producers in edo
You dare not outrun them

supersystemsnig:
yOU CAN ALWAYS OUTRUN A BULLET OH... WHAT MATTERS IS DISTANCE...IF THE GUY WITH THE GUN IS MORE THAN 12 FEET, BRO RUN....ITS THE FEAR OF THE GUN THAT PARALYZES PEOPLE AND NOT THE BULLET ITSELF... MIND YOU A GUN HAS BE POINTED AT ME BEFORE? lol haters in this country ehn...imade my last prayer and asked them to kill me, i won't drop my USB....

In Nigeria one with gun is majority. But God pass them. Well, Kinetic energy K = I/2mv². It depends on how far you are from where the gun was pointed at you. The world fastest man Usain Bolt covers 100m in 9 seconds. A bullet can do more. I know from projectile that object loses its energy, hence velocity decreases.

supersystemsnig:
nOT ENTIRELY TRUE, EVERY BULLET HAS A SPEED RANGE, I HAVE A FRIEND THAT OUT RAN A BULLET AT UNILAG... MOST BULLETS AFTER A CERTAIN DISTANCE DUE TO VISCOSITY OF THE AIR BEGIN TO SWERVE, WHY DO YOU THINK GUNS ASSSINS USE HAVE AN EXTRA NOZZLE? its to direct the shot

Shebi i tell you say I no know book. You see my life now. On my way to ask for a refund of my school fees

pidgintutor:
bros....... you made mention of fiverr... been looking for someone to put me through please.. can we meet please? biko nu... i want to be a level 2 guy on fiverr

You can make it in a month. Everything is possible depending on the kind of service you offer. Well, I think you should send a PM, but that will be weekend things. Week days is always busy for me.

I am ignoring a work I am doing now to save my life on nairaland.

Fingerprinter:
Let me help you complete it. You want to burn down the zoo. I no dey o. Python go dance for your head o! Lol

Hate speech bro. Hate speech. Burutai will come for your head. I get one top ranking military guy, the guy nah DPO for Enugu Ezike. He will surely save you from Burutai python dance.


I don't know any zoo save the one beside chitis in Nsukka

iyisco2001:
Freedom of speech is allowed.
But freedom after speech isnt guaranteed.
People who find it hard to mix in real life always find it hard to mix online also. and they fall victim of these e banters.

Words of Idi Amin of Uganda.

No one can actually run faster than a bullet

I carry no grudge for anyone. I lead a very simple life.

iyisco2001:
lol,
you wanna betray nigeria, just kidding, he fell into the wrong fight ring.

Maybe. I should have stayed as an observer. last time I checked, i wasn't banned, so I was free to comment. Little did I know it was wrong for me to have commented.

We can burn down the ...... than for my brother to forsake me

iyisco2001:
Just tell him he is on his own.
lol.

Lol, that was a mistake iyisco2001.

If you make noise now, he will order you out of this country called nairaland

On a serious note, I didn't know how I got involved in this whole thing. Someone just wanted to possibly pour some anger on me which I am seriously not interested on receiving.

You also need to be much careful on nairaland. I never for ones imagine something like this can happen, always going about with my innocent mind that takes all hurt but hurt no one.


I suffered to build an account on fiverr, someone I paid, a nairalander wrote the work, the client rejected it and had to report me to support. My level was removed, my gig was removed from search. I didn't blame this lady, only for her to tell me how her effort was lost. WTF. A job of just 12k and an account that gives me average of $450/month. My brother, she got angry more than me and had to quit. I didn't understand. I thought of it and it still didn't make sense to me. I accepted to be hurt, I battled with support and everything till the account was restored, and placed on search.

Life is easy, no need killing myself over things that doesn't edify people

Fingerprinter:
Hahahaha. Last sentence got me laughing seriously.
[b]Abeg make dem just allow us to be passing on the road [/b]o. It's not a crime to be broke na

Lol. As simple as ABCD bro, that is what I have been asking for and they just want to bring me into this and then heap everything on a third party.

Fingerprinter:
Oops! Autocomplete is a bastard. I wanted to type 'can' and the Olodo changed it to "can't". Can you imagine.

I thought same.
Bros, seeth thou how your brother have found himself therein.

True, I didn't know how I even got involved. Supersystemsnig makes sense when he comments on nairaland. Met him here few days ago and started following him. I always like to read his posts and comment if I have anything to say. Na so I come meet fight yesterday and it was very clear that its beyond what is being said here. Immediately i commented, I became a victim bro.

They have killed me, they want to bring me into the conversation of two intelligent and rich people when you know how we are doing it on business section. Me come dey feel sick now

As i didn't have anyone to fight for me, I remember you are on nairaland, so I had to call for help. Please, help me beg them to leave me. I am not ready to fight e-wars.

Before they will remind us how broke and low we are in the society.

Fingerprinter:
I can't comfortably grant you asylum in my abode.

Bros why has thou forsaken me. It is finished.

iyisco2001:
Lol. Romance and family frequent peeps already have a team.

I am just seeing it bro. That is true. Never knew some persons are connected. With pure hearts, I come here trying to improve my life.


Make them abeg pardon me. By the time they come in their group for me, then I am gone

supersystemsnig:
I felt life was easy. Developed a model like the one your team is running, brought fellow Nigerians in saying lets help this country, i barely escaped with my life...Life aint fair bro...its not as sweet as you think. When you achieve massive success as in really massive success, you will relate

This was when i learnt how to deal with troublesome people

I have tried to help people achieve success. I have paid nairalanders who worked with me. I can't mention names, but I know I have nairalanders account number on my list.

You either hurt me and go, I will never hurt you. This is the model I work with. I have seen people from nairaland whom I paid brought me little paces backwards without me saying anything to them. Bro, life is simple, very easy. This small life that we will all leave is not something I will come to step on people simply because I want to boss them. The quest to be on top of everybody have done us more harm.

supersystemsnig:
I'm not a Tai Solarin student for nothing o. I didnt stay in the wilderness for twenty years to remain a fool. Back to back top ten per cent throughout my academic career is no joke...One of the first early risers in biz in my age gap no be joke o

I left with 3rd class. I had nothing to offer in my department, they just decided to waybill me to the labor market . And here I am, unemployed, a broke guy that deserves no erection (there will never be erection in Anambra state )

I started following Ohamadike 1, to see if my life can change when Biafra comes, Buhari didn't want to let his people go , Now we are where we used to be.

Fingerprinter:
Hehehei, this is very interesting. Ayam cuming back to read the gist from the beginning.

Welcome, that is eeh. Imagine me that doesn't support IPOB is about to dance Egwu Ekeh. lol

Yeah, he is here. Bros, your brother is about to dance the dance of surugede

supersystemsnig:
Well i usually don't do this, but when a troublesome person comes along the line...one has to defend himself

Some of my friends wrecked my biz years back, and i spoke with a lawyer who educated me on preventive measures against blackmail

I am aware of those preventive measures. When I respect people, I respect them.



My life have been so simple in business section. Less than 2 weeks of active stay on family section and the end is near . I will have to leave this section and go back.

My brother @fingerprinter must be disappointed in me for coming to this section to dance Egwu Ekeh 2. Hence the reason he didn't want to rescue me out. I have to go back to that section where we have the interest of people at heart and no one plans evil for anyone.

Life is simple bro, very easy.

mrphysics:
Make una leave people wey no know book nah. I frequent business section and politics to help my life. I came to family section to read people who are like me trying to change their lives too. It has become a problem.


Cc fingerprinter, onyibazz abeg your brother is about to be crucified. I am not ready for python dance.

My CV

Course of study: physics and astronomy
School: UNN
Grade: 3rd class
Net income: N10, 000


Why do people want to kill me completely @fingerprinter?


I came to family section for people to give me advice and now someone wants me to dance Egwu Ekeh 2. I am not ready.

Seems like the powers from above, those that have Abraham as father on nairaland have decided to conduct operation python dance on my head today.

Make una leave people wey no know book nah. Must we all be intelligent? Must we all have money? The place I always come to read and encourage people like me have turned to Golgotha for me today.

Make una leave poor people to survive in this harsh economy nah.


Cc fingerprinter, better come say your last word to your brother now before it goes down

supersystemsnig:
Brov, record calls when you deal with people with ish personality...it will save you from trouble

There is no need for that. This life is too simple and easy, so why complicate my life?

Cc fingerprinter, onyibazz do not say you didn't read the suicide comment now. Better come for your brother.

Make una leave people wey no know book nah. I frequent business section and politics to help my life. I came to family section to read people who are like me trying to change their lives too. It has become a problem.


Cc fingerprinter, onyibazz abeg your brother is about to be crucified. I am not ready for python dance.

My CV

Course of study: physics and astronomy
School: UNN
Grade: 3rd class
Net income: N10, 000


Why do people want to kill me completely @fingerprinter?


I came to family section for people to give me advice and now someone wants me to dance Egwu Ekeh 2. I am not ready.

Seems like the powers from above, those that have Abraham as father on nairaland have decided to conduct operation python dance on my head today.

iyisco2001:
Exactly, in their thoughts, if one lessoni learnt in live, never judge someone by his/her appearance, actions, nor situations.
Some people live low cos they don't want attention, some people talk less but when they speak it oozes wisdom.
Our mentalities differ.
Don't be surprised, some people attacking you online have never made enough to solve their problemand they live with so much negativity and anger.

This is just the truth. They come on nairaland being shadows of themselves. I don't even know the struggle on nairaland like it adds anything to our CVs.

Social media is equal media, yet people must learn to know that live lived in social media matters.

iyisco2001:

But my brother, this things called love can be messy.
I know my madam doesn't have power for e wars, so I know I won't be called out here. Lol

supersystemsnig:
I did the same. Let me share mine, after secondary school. I opted to work at a book store cause i was in the pursuit of knowledge, guess what, i [b]read over 200 books [/b]over a few years and till today i apply many of the knowledge i got from that process

Hmmmm, this number weak me. I haven't read that number but I have written over 100 books and articles this year alone

supersystemsnig:
Lol @ until you have money, no one respects you.


Lol @ So I got books on money, heavy books. I finished 10 and I started thinking money.
But that is just to communicate with the world.

They are all true. That's what I did