₦airaland Forum

Maxcollins042:
Thanks bruv. I learnt that one must have $250 or above before one can be eligible to use the payment method. How true is it?

It's not true. The make payment function has been disabled in most payoneer account. Even a friend that have over $300 was not able to make payment. So disregard such information.

dozies1:
Yeah, the rate is cool. But my calculation was @343/$

When I calculated, I got 348. I think they are going to make money if their service is real

dozies1:
Please, how is the service of sendvalu.com. Can you tell about your experience with them

Still trying out their service. A friend of mine initiated a transaction today, so we are waiting to see how long it would take to process but their rate is cool. They exchange @348/$

Maxcollins042:
Hello guys, please what's convenient method of withdrawing funds from fiverr?

Lol, everyone is asking same question bro. for now I think its through payoneer and then sendvalu.com if you have mastercard

Pharaoh001:
Just be self employed.....
Nigeria Cert., are useless.....especially for your desired Career/job....

Come of them are not Nigerian certificates.You sit for the international exam in Nigeria. Kindly keep your thoughts positive.

warm regards

Op, do not allow the comments above to discourage you. When I was serving, I was contacted by an agent of Novellecenter and I opened the first branch there in Kano. I though PMP and HSE yet I didn't have the certificate . Now after service, I started working and a PMP certificate becomes necessary. Novellecenter PMP cert for non corpers is 40k while its 20k for corps members. I am now faced with paying 100% to get the cert and that is the first step.

Your life is entirely different from others. They are people working with PMP alone. So you must get it now or pay tomorrow. Come to novellecenter Abuja and see how workers are registering for what people call rubbish.

The problem I have with getting the certificate is that you do not know anything about PMP and even those that teach you the PMP have little or no knowledge of the real world application. In my place of work, everything is project management and product management. When people do consultancy service, what they are indirectly doing is project management and business analysis. Every organization expecially the IT world needs project managers more than they need developers. You can always get a developer or a technical worker but you won't always get one with project management knowledge or business analysis knowledge more often.

Good luck

chineduemmao:
anyway i have good news 4 u-- nwaamikpe is back

Are you serious? God Abeg, why you allow nwaamaikpe to come back?

tosyne2much:
E hard die baba but it's worth the stress sha

Great. Waiting for them


@Tosyne2much
I don't know what some Nairalanders stand to gain in shaming and bringing people down. Some of them are just so filled with envy, jealousy, enmity and hatred towards people they haven't even met in person. Such people are usually

The above is very deep from you. So sorry for that experience

tosyne2much:
That is why it's always very good to be mindful of the way you talk to people on Nairaland even though it's a faceless forum.

I got to meet many Nairalanders who are earning well from Steemit and they are always willing to help the moment they get to know I'm "Tosyne2much"

I just shake my head each time I see someone trying to make the other person look worthless by throwing tantrums

You are absolutely right. Of recent I completely understood how things should work. Thats after a foolish and undeserved experience here. After then, I knew things shouldn't be the same. We have got to change the world and we must start here.


Again you are very right. I heard that steemit isn't easy.

Splinz:
Efforts in futility... though I must commend you.

You see, there's only one real person here and that is me. I mean, do I know you?

Nairaland only exist in my imagination. Everyone here is fake, including me (of course, to YOU).

Perhaps, just perhaps I'd know that you're real the day I meet you, give you a hot slap in the face whilst you turn around, smile and say: 'Wow... thank you'!

Until then, I don't know anyone.

Lol. Well, there is an argument someone made one day on science section. This argument happen about 4 years ago.

What is the argument:
The internet is an imagination. He said that the document in MSword is not real, so if he breaks the laptop, he can't see the document.


by implication, whatever he is doing in that document isn't real. Well, that's very wrong.

If I ask you where I am, and perhaps you said I am in Enugu. Before I asked the question, where was I? This is a scientific question to ask.


Everything here isn't imagination. Everyone here are real. Real humans acting and behaving the way they choose to behave. I do exist, same with you, and same with everyone. Because we do exist, I don't need to insult you to make my points known. It's not imagination, it's not a rocker science. It's real. We are real, and we do exist.


sure, we can treat ourselves as if we don't exist, but that would be selfishness on our part.

chineduemmao:
nna oga physics wich kin wahala b dis?

Bros, no ba wahala Gaskiya.

Lol. you no go understand until you understand

tosyne2much:


Well, you have touched every aspect.

I think the reason why many people are addicted to Nairaland yet are not progressing is because they think Nairaland is nothing but a funfair. They think it's just a place where you only catch fun and that's why they laugh and mock those who are dating.

Many poor people have become rich through Nairaland and many single people have found their husbands/ wife here. Leave those people forming commando alone. Let them keep saying "God forbid I date a Nairalander)

A time will come when they will look back at the time they've spent on Nairaland and will realize that they have actually wasted part of their lives letting negativity rule is very them. This is when they will realize that there's sense in this article you put up

Lol. You are right. Things evolve so fast and people's beliefs changes with them. Yet some are so fulfilled in their little state that any cause of change is resisted. You treat anyone that comes your way like he or she is a trash that deserves the next waste bin.

I found business section relationship to be most profitable Atleast the one I have benefitted from.


Having said that, Tosyne2much, those steemit people don't want me to steem my money there. Oboy over five working days and nothing has been approved. They should help my life before poverty go finish me here. lol.

I see that you are doing well there, it's been great seeing how you are helping people on that thread. Keep it up

Tosyne2much, you must comment before you leave

greiboy:
You think
perhaps everyone is just quite busy these days

That act of being busy can be permanent. You must admit that things are much better today than it used to be.

We must make efforts to sanitize here.

To the ladies

Well, you all know this game and how it's been played. But before you respond to that email, before you start showing green and blue light, please check to confirm that:

1. You are not completing a script: Sure, you know the end already, but if you didn't reply his mail, it may seem as if you are rude. No, you are not rude. Don't reply that mail save for a business transaction or you want to render help to him. If he is for a relationship and you are not damn ready, ignore it. End it from the beginning than when things seems to be going well.


2. Know he isn't different from other guys out there. When it comes to relationships, guys are much open. And only few lie to please you. They all need the same thing.

3. Don't aim to increase the number of people you have done similar things to on nairaland. By playing on him and hoping he bows down to you on nairaland is just a classic theory you are proposing. It may work for few but not to majority. When it explodes, people will know of you before you try to save yourself.


This is nairaland. Its not an experiment ground, don't make it your testing laboratory

greiboy:
the message of peace of nairaland

Oh, did you just read the post above? I didn't preach any peace on that post. Read it again.

Ofcourse, I am a strong advocate of a healthy online relationship. And trust me, things has changed. We are getting it right again.

donstan18:

I actually forgot to tag you.

greiboy:
nna ehn
This is probably the third or fourth time you are trying this thing
Well, good luck

Trying what?

The world is indeed a global village and nairaland romance section can be taken to the village square. Nairaland is filled with amazing people forming an integral of the larger Nigerian society. Some come here to have fun, meet new and cool people, and also extend it to the world outside nairaland.

Our comments can to a great extent speak volume of who we are, while I admit some lead an opposite of who they truly is here in this platform. I through my over four years of nairaland experience have learned a lot of things. Everyday in this platform, so many things happen. Yes, it is a faceless forum, so it is safe for you to say anything and get away with it. I have seen friends turn into enemies, hate speeches, and curses given to those we do not know. It is in testimony to the above and in spirit of the Sunday blessing that I want share some tips to building a successful nairaland experience.

First to the guys:

Before you send that Pm (email) to that female moniker

1. Do not allow your emotions to rule over your senses. Carry out a due diligence study on that moniker. Don't be too stupid to send that email. Relax, take your time, think through it, engage her on a discussion in any of the threads. See her reaction to other people, what they say of her and the rest of the study you need to make. And when you send that email, please withhold your emotions. Don't rush to tell her how you love her and the rest. You will be too stupid to do that.

2. Just like you like her, so many other persons does and perhaps might have sent Pms even before you discovered her on nairaland. Again, take your time to think through it.

3. Be yourself. Don't asslick any female moniker. None of them cares about you, how you feel, and who you will become. Be yourself, and if you must take side, then take a particular side and don't care about what anyone thinks or feel. You will be so stupid if you allow yourself to be emotionally arrested by the ladies simply because you want to earn likes and the rest. Be yourself bro.

4. Know there is life outside nairaland: You might think that the world ends here. No it didn't end here. They are so many people leading a happy life outside here, who probably did not know that nairaland exist. So don't act of think everything ends here. Show love when you can. Be compassionate when necessary. Do not think your life depends on someone in this platform. That can be a suicide attempt.

5. Know the ladies are smart: One mistake I have made perhaps in my little dealings on this platform is assuming things are real. No, it isn't that real as you feel. The way you feel about it is an illusion of the way the lady feels about it. Only 1 in every 5000 nairaland hookups make it to an important end. So the probability of your success is very close to the zero. Keep everything balanced. Do not give yourself away so easily. Be smart and don't push things too far

Due to so many advances ladies receive on daily basis, they have armed themselves with tools to help them transact with the new guys. You will be most stupid thinking you are making progress.

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Arsenalholic:
After they will say Nigerian government is bad bla bla bla.

Everyone knows the truth about the everything.

Most times, I wonder if this people pay seun and his moderators

Arsenalholic:
I swear. All his threads be making FP in different monikers.

Yet, they said:



Seun and his bunch of ****** mods. Una well done o

Lol, treat Nairaland rules like Nigerian constitution. It's only for the poor, it doesn't affect the whales.

Who told you they don't know people with alternate monikers?

Moniker changed, still the same person. Importexpert

AntiBrutus:
This will be my last quote to you on NL.
1. You predicted right.

2. Trust me, if I judge you based on what I heard about you. You remember that mail you sent to me, it would have been a joke in comparison to what I would have sent to you. So, the whole idea of using you to settle behind, is all in your head.

Bye.

AntiBrutus:
This will be my last quote to you on NL.
1. You predicted right.

2. Trust me, if I judge you based on what I heard about you. You remember that mail you sent to me, it would have been a joke in comparison to what I would have sent to you. So, the whole idea of using you to settle behind, is all in your head.

Bye.

lol.

1. Oh thanks.

2. It always deeper than how its made to be here on nairaland. Well, I always see it before it happens shaa . Reason I thread very carefully when I reply the both of you. Trust me when I said I am now wiser than satan, I am. Very much wiser than satan.

Using me to settle behind? I am not a mediator However, I do hope the two of you reconcile.

Jupxter will be unbanned February 28th, when it's unbanned i'll deactivate, going to deactivate my other accouns right away and return to my read political news offline mode only, your comment is unfair. I don leave finally..Good bye

When my comment is not fair to both of you, it means negative * negative = +. That's the most important thing. These days, you don't tell people what they want to hear rather the hard truth that seems to be harsh.

Again, I was taught the hard way and I have to be wiser than satan.

AntiBrutus:
Your comment is discarded into the deepest part of the bin.
I read my comment over and over...I saw nothing emotional about it. That's the same way I will react, irrespective of who owns the thread. Please, stick to the topic and stop trying to rope me into shii with your psychoanalysis. I only quoted you because you posted what I have come to realise. Nothing more dear. I won't quote you again, or comment on his thread, to avoid this kinda nonsense again.
Please, return the favour.

P.S: I'm comfortable with this moniker because of BBN, I don't wanna inconvenience my followers with updates.

Shebi you have made supersystems to deactivate. Simple reconciliation is what you are running away from.

I. I predicted the discarding of the post and the poster. Just realized the post was discarded.

2. I have responded to the topic which you agreed with my submission. I however replied to the derailing of the topic by two of you. Well, this time around, I should speak the truth without fear or recourse. I say it as it is and most times I will be neutral. I really understand you don't want to talk about it, but I am quite shocked that the friction keeps coming up and up between the two.

3. Oh, great to hear you have come to realize that. Just like you said on your post somewhere above, people either learn the soft or hard way. I think I learned the hard way, even glad I did learn the hard way. So currently, I treat people the way they present themselves in any reference frame. If you present yourself soft online, I will respond in a gentle way but when someone wants to be harsh, I run away. I just want to be who I am both online and offline.

4. Lol, I just read your comments on the thread, please feel free to proceed. As for the nonsense, lol, it's relative


Oh, I now see the reason for using antibrutus more often.

Lol, funny comments.

Seems like Pocohantas is more comfortable with the username antibrutus. I have always called this aunty brutal, well done oo.

Back to the topic

The issue between the monikers antibrutus and zykod is just misunderstanding of the past. All these emotional ranting isn't solving any problem. Even a quick analysis reveals both of you are compatible. Why not shove off the forced beef and get started. Both of you are just trying to bring other nairalanders into this and then face the person afterwards you reconcile at the backend. If I have done stupid things on this forum, it is studying the monikers supersystems, zykod, jupxter, antibrutus, pocohantas and other monikers that is linked to both of you.

I think only a dumb person on this forum will play kindly, softly, and unwisely when relating with both of you both here and offline. In my own suggestion or recommendation, I would suggest both of you reconcile and become best of friends as it will help the two of you relate on this forum. I have come to understand that there is more to this forum than what is here.

In case I offend anyone by this post, kindly throw the post and the poster away, or accept the post and the poster or throw any of them away.

RadicallyBlunt:
Yeah I just realized no vex biko.

In my opinion, a Naija girl who doesn't want divorce shd not follow d bandwagon of girls that generalize about men and also conclude immediately by what they see superficially abt men. Unfortunately for them most loving and caring men are not too rich.

Perhaps they judge the new guy with respect to the old guy's behaviour. I am not so quick to accept your submission anyway, I would however react to what op said. The point is that the ladies here are just here for fun. While some are who they portray here, majority are opposite of who they pretend to be here. I am not going to be surprised if these perceived feminists are very cool and calm on the outside world. The internet gives people the confidence of a public speaker. You speak to audience who are not looking at you but who are reading what you say. So it becomes so easy for even a shy person to be very bold on the internet.

Having admitted that some who pretend to be good here are not in real sense, those who pretend to be bad here are very good offline. Kindly read biafranbushboy's signature and you will immediately have an overview of what nairaland is all about.

Ladies just have to be themselves and not be tossed to and fro by what others say here. I clearly understand the op but he should not add numbers to it. Definitely there are people in that category but adding numbers to it makes him authoritative. I just believe everyone here especially in romance section is just an actor who is acting a script he/she wrote for himself/herself, so I don't take to heart what I read here.


Unfortunately for them most loving and caring men are not too rich
How sure are you on this, I believe you are not being sincere

BiafranBushBoy:
Where do you stay?

Are you on whatsapp?

I sent a PM

BiafranBushBoy:
I am good bro. You?

Great, I bless God