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Politics / Re: An Open Letter To Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu By CNGG Convener by mrrandomguy: 9:25pm On Jun 11, 2022
Politics / Re: 2023: Peter Obi Leads In Ongoing Online Poll (picture) by mrrandomguy: 9:22pm On Jun 11, 2022
Think9ja:
You guys should stop all this already
Because Atiku is losing?
Politics / Re: 2023: Peter Obi Leads In Ongoing Online Poll (picture) by mrrandomguy: 9:20pm On Jun 11, 2022
Hardgun:
So with 25 votes lol
It is because of seun. He is busy on twitter instead of him to promote threads like this.
Politics / 2023: Peter Obi Leads In Ongoing Online Poll (picture) by mrrandomguy: 8:58pm On Jun 11, 2022
More than half of the voters have indicated they will vote for Labour party.

Who do you think will win?
Who will you vote for?

Click HERE to vote

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Politics / Re: What Are The Major Manifestos Of Tinubu by mrrandomguy: 8:39pm On Jun 11, 2022
Nothing. Both him and Atiku have nothing but general statements.
Romance / Redpillers, Surrender To Your Women Now by mrrandomguy: 2:11pm On Jun 11, 2022
There is a lot you will benefit from feminine energy. Most successful men you know have the backing of women.
I have been experiencing peace and growth since I let my woman take charge.

It is not by doing gra gra. She can deal with you easily especially if you have sleept with her. You are totally at her mercy if you fu-ck her regularly. Most of them are only holding back for other reasons.

A woman is an idol and her vigina is the shrine. Once you sleep with her, that is it. You must continue to please her until she finds a better man and dump your worthless ass. This is why you should be up and doing.

Once you give her head, God will never answer any prayer you alter with that mouth, unless your woman first agrees/approves of the request. You must let her know and approve your plans first of all before praying about it. Otherwise you will be firing blanks.

Your mothers know these things but they won't tell you. They are hoping you'd find out yourself. I was lucky to have met responsible feminists and domesticated simple men who tutored me.
Politics / Re: 2023: Southerners Are In Sifia Pain by mrrandomguy: 1:04pm On Jun 11, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
The north outsmarted only Tinubu not the south
Many of you don't read or understand posts before commenting.

They have outsmarted the South by outsmarting Tinubu in APC and Obi and Wike in PDP. If you still don't understand this then you cannot understand anything.

Northerners vote based on tribe, ethnicity and religion. Not based on any political party. For them it is our region Vs their region
PrinceOfLagos:
For those of you that do not know Sarki, he's a staunch Buhari supporter but he stopped supporting Buhari and APC now that Buhari is no longer on the ticket and ported to Atiku
https://www.nairaland.com/7172906/2023-governor-zulum-booed-borno
Politics / 2023: Southerners Are In Sifia Pain by mrrandomguy: 12:56pm On Jun 11, 2022
The North has outsmarted them and other Christians

1. If Tinubu runs with a muslim, it will be ok with the muslim north, because both the president and vice president will now be muslims.

2. If the Christians and Southerners reject a Tinubu-muslim ticket, the north is not affected in any way. This will only reduce Tinubu's votes and his chances overall to the benefit of Atiku, a Northerner.

3. Atiku being a Fulani northern Muslim will get massive Muslim votes in the core North and take majority in the South-south, one-third in South-east and at least half of North-central.

4. If Tinubu choses a northern Christian, the parochial muslim north will give Atiku their bloc votes which will be enough to retain the presidency in the north for another 8 years.

5. Northerners will never vote for Peter Obi an Ibo man. Obi cannot win any tangible vote in the core North even if he fields El Rufai or Gunmi as running mates. The best is to share North-central with Tinubu And Atiku. He can only get massive votes in the South-east which will amount to little, ½ of South-south, and ⅓ of South-west. His presidential bid is already dead the moment PDP gave the flag to Atiku.

6. Kwankwaso is a northern bigot, and he will work for Atiku so that north can retain power. He only contested under NNPP as the North's plan B, in case APC and PDP gave their tickets to the South.

7. Tinubu will never win the 2023 election. The north can never support him against Atiku or Kwankwaso. Southwest votes will be divided between him and Peter Obi. Only Yoruba Muslims and a few Christian ediots like Babajide Otitoju will vote for him if he runs with a Muslim.

8. Northerners don't vote for party. They vote ethnicity and religion! APC was just a means to getting to power back in 2014 and it will die a natural death after 2023.

9. Because Tinubu emerged as winner does not mean that northerners will vote him.

10. The north will continue to rule Nigeria, until southerners are completely subjugated.

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Politics / Re: Stupidity Of Southerns (igbo And Yoruba) Are Legendary by mrrandomguy: 4:47pm On Jun 10, 2022
Accept the north as your political lord and master and have peace.
Marry their men and women if you can so that your children can have any hope of sharing the national cake.
Politics / Re: Fulani Charm Of Confusion & Division Is working Against Yoruba Nation Agitators by mrrandomguy: 7:07pm On Jun 09, 2022
EndNigeria:


That's a lie.
Before they started asking for the signatures they've already concluded on what to use it for.

I signed too including all others in Ijaw Republic WhatsApp groups.
Edo and Ijaw republic were told not to sign. Why not work on your own petition.
Politics / Re: The Death Of Yoruba Nation After Tinubu Win by mrrandomguy: 6:56pm On Jun 09, 2022
omoluka:

Do you think Tinubu becoming president will Stop ,prevent or forestall heinous attack like the one that happen in Owo last sunday from rearing her ugly head again anywhere in south west?
It will not.

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Politics / Fulani Charm Of Confusion & Division Is working Against Yoruba Nation Agitators by mrrandomguy: 6:54pm On Jun 09, 2022
1. They are confused after getting over five million signatures on their petition to exit the British contraption called Nigeria. They don't know what next to do with the signatures.

2. They want independence by just 'walking away' from Nigeria without having a referendum, or fighting a war, or having a gentle man's agreement with the North like what happened in Czechoslovakia. One group wants referendum, Prof. Akintoye's group is against referendum. The two groups are now fighting each other.

3. Meanwhile, able bodied Yoruba youths that could be mobilised to defend Yorubaland are being arrested en masse for yahoo yahoo by Fulani controlled EFCC. Many more are scrambling to get visas out of Nigeria.

4. Their traditional leaders have been bound by Fulani charms and spells. And the royal bloodlines are being corrupted by Fulani blood.

5. There political leaders have been blackmailed, compromised and bribed to work against there own people.
Politics / Re: The Death Of Yoruba Nation After Tinubu Win by mrrandomguy: 3:56pm On Jun 08, 2022
thebosstrevor1:
Now, that Tinubu and the South west have gotten the chance to rule the country in 2023, watch the demise of the Yoruba nation.
The Yoruba nation was a blackmail organized by the press of the South west to bring Nigeria to its kneel and to protest against so called marginalization of the Yoruba tribes.
Once Tinubu was announced as the winner of the Apc primaries, yoruba nation ceased to exist, now the yorubas can have their chance to rule after 15 years of absence.
Yoruba nation has been caged and the keys thrown under the bed till after the results of the 2023 presidential election. once the South west wins the election, the yoruba nation agitations will be buried and forgotten.
You are partially correct. Most of the agitators, especially the Muslims like the Chief Imam of Yoruba in Ilorin, Baba Gbagede Imo, Lady K, alfa Akeem, Dr Zabby Sanusi, etc, are in the struggle because they think Tinubu will not get the ticket. One of them named Omoluka even said they will compensate Tinubu with the VP position of Yoruba nation if he fails to win in 2023.
Politics / 2023: Someone Should Please Check On Oṣibajob and Lawan by mrrandomguy: 3:46pm On Jun 08, 2022
I hope they are not in sifia pain

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Politics / 2023: Ṣeun Oṣewa Gets Savage Reply From a Twitter User by mrrandomguy: 7:37am On Jun 07, 2022

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Politics / Re: Why The North Is So Powerful - Seun Osewa by mrrandomguy: 7:28am On Jun 07, 2022
The south can never defeat the north politically in an election, unless the north wants to be defeated.

Disintegration is the way to go otherwise the south will remain slaves in their homelands.

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Webmasters / I Want To Buy Nairaland by mrrandomguy: 7:05am On Jun 07, 2022
1. I will make it possible to know who liked a post.
2. I will include dislike button
3. I will make it more colorful
4. I will spend more time on Nairaland than on twitter
This site needs an upgrade, and I will make it happen.

Cc Seun
Mynd44
Obinoscopy
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Nairalanders
Romance / How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Demonic or Possessed by mrrandomguy: 4:36pm On Jun 06, 2022
You can also use these tests to know if she will be open to joining a coven later on in the relationship.
Be serious when doing them.

1. Get a small calabash, put a white handkerchief inside of it and keep under your bed or inside your wardrobe. Bring out the calabash and give her the white handkerchief to wipe her private part after sex. If she agrees, then she is possessed. She knows you can't do her anything. In fact she must have even captured your own destiny by this time.

2. Start making use of calabash as plates especially when she is around. Tell her you are following instructions if she complains. Watch her body language and trust your instincts. She is possessed if she accepts it and feels comfortable using them with you.

3. Rearrange your room.
Get red bedsheets, black pillow case, red curtain and a white table cloth. Place a mirror on the table dressed with the white cloth, then put three red or yellow candles in front of the mirror. You can also use calabash. If she is relaxed and comfortable then know that she is highly demonic.

4. Start wearing waist beads and white anklets. If she likes it, then she is definitely possessed with marine spirits.

5. Get three cowries and keep under your pillow before sex. She will not complain if she is demonic because she already know that you are only fooling around.

6. Ask her, you may be lucky. But it is not always the case. She will never confess to you unless you are spiritually stronger than her, or she really loves you. The latter happens in rare cases.

7. Consult spiritually sound men/women before engaging in any serious relationship with Nigerian girls. Many of them are demonic.

8. Run for your life if she laughs at you when conducting these tests.
Politics / Nnamdi Kanu May Endorse Tinubu After APC Primaries by mrrandomguy: 7:28am On Jun 06, 2022
This was the headline I saw in my dream. Let us pray it doesn't happen.

Watch what an Afonja man said about IPOB and ESN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwKHwIB9Vjw
Politics / Re: Viral Video: Stop Blaming IPOB/ESN, Fulani Are Behind Killings by mrrandomguy: 7:17am On Jun 06, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
Yorubas and fulanis are one. No shaking! Fulanis are free to attack any part of Yoruba land.

We blame IPOB and Nmadi kanu for this. Nmadi kanu and the igbos are the cause of our problem and he must riot in jail.

Our god Tinubu shouldn't condemn this act because it'll ruin his criminal ambition.

When will Afonjas have sense? Yorubas are the stupidest and weakest tribe I have ever seen
They are now beginning to get sense
Politics / Re: Owo Attack: What Cowardly Yoruba People Don't Say (Video) by mrrandomguy: 7:08am On Jun 06, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked
The one Nigeria the fought so hard to keep, Fulanis are conquering everywhere. They Yorubas mostly feel the reward of their one Nigeria fight. Most of them are lamenting in IDP camps in Benin and Cote D'Ivoire
Yesterday in Owo, right inside church they were killed.
Let separate this shithole let everyone go to their territory, our Yorubas said no, we must be Nigerian by fire by force. Let's see where this will land us.
Even the middle-belt people that was used as cannon fodders in the war are now slaves to the caliphate. Their men have become sex slaves to Fulani men who r@pe them repeatedly without condom.

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Politics / Owo Attack: What Cowardly Yoruba People Don't Say (Video) by mrrandomguy: 6:54am On Jun 06, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwKHwIB9Vjw
Did you know that the major actors responsible for the Victory of the ill fated civil war were Yorubas (Benjamin Adekunle, Olusegun Obasanjo, Gen Yinka Adebayo, Obafemi Awolowo etc)

Did you know that it was "ONLY" the Yorubas that stood by Ojukwu in his early days in exile despite being a Treasonable felony to do so.

Did you know that "NO" Igbo leader, not even one, had the guts to visit Ojukwu in exile within the first seven years. Only Yoruba 'cowards' like Wole Soyinka, Tai Solarin & co were Brave enough to visit and spend time with him in Abidjan.

Did you know that out of all his contemporaries it was only the Zik of Africa that "Ran" abroad during the political turbulence of late 60s.

Did you know that if Abiola was to be Igbo in the case of June 12th, they won't have gotten Obasanjo.

Did you know that despite the heroic welcome given to Ikemba upon his return from exile, the same people "rejected" him from becoming a senator less than a year after?

Yorubas are not cowards.

We are Compassionate Deep Thinkers who don't do things precipitously and we see way beyond tomorrow & now.

We don't fight wars we can win with "Brains" with hands. We don't make senseless noise just to attract needless attention or sympathy

We are Warriors who use Great Ideas, Intellect and Strategies to fight wars.

We can decide to lose a battle just to win a war.

We are the most Sophisticated Microcosm of this entity called Nigeria.

We are YORUBA'S, Ómo To Ni Ran, Òmo Lua Bi. The Descendants of ODUDUWA!. BIBIRE O SE FOWORA.

SOURCE

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Travel / Aftermath Of A Trailer Accident In Lagos (video) by mrrandomguy: 12:03am On Jun 06, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBLIpmGKxOg
The accident happened around Iyana Iba, close to LASU.
Politics / Viral Video: Stop Blaming IPOB/ESN, Fulani Are Behind Killings by mrrandomguy: 11:44pm On Jun 05, 2022
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by mrrandomguy: 5:21pm On Jun 05, 2022
nairaman66:
Still on the Banga Soup movement!
Don't show us restaurant food.
Cook in your kitchen, take pictures and post it here. Simple!
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by mrrandomguy: 5:19pm On Jun 05, 2022
nairaman66:
Still on the Banga Soup movement!
Politics / 2023: Sunday Igboho Endorse Atiku For President by mrrandomguy: 3:20pm On Jun 05, 2022
This happened in my dream yesternight.
Politics / 2023: See This Before You Call Northerners Betrayers by mrrandomguy: 7:42am On Jun 02, 2022
Before you start howling like hungry pigs when they play the Tambuwal card.

APC 2023 PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS DELEGATES — BY ZONE

1. South East — With 8 Candidates and 288 delegates

2. South West — With 7 Candidates and 411 delegates.

3. South South — With 4 Candidates and 359 delegates.

4. North West — With 2 Candidates and 558 delegates

5. North Central With 1 Candidate and 363 delegates.

6. North East — With 1 Candidate and 336 delegates.

✓ Entire Northern Nigeria — With 4 Candidates and 1,257 delegates.

✓ Entire Southern Nigeria — With 19 Candidates and 1,068 delegates.


Above data can help your predictions.

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Politics / 2023: North Will Neutralise All Your Strong Men! by mrrandomguy: 12:33am On Jun 02, 2022
Dear Southerners,

1. They have cancelled all of them in PDP.
2. They will cancel Tinubu And Osinbajo in APC.
3. They are on Peter Obi's matter.
4. The south wanted presidency, unfortunately they put all their eggs in one basket.
5.They should have copied Kwankwaso's tactics.
6. To all southerners, the north is your political lord and master. Bow now and submit!
7. Alternatively, fight for independence!

Signed
MrRandomGuy

APC 2023 PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS DELEGATES — BY ZONE

1. South East — With 8 Candidates and 288 delegates

2. South West — With 7 Candidates and 411 delegates.

3. South South — With 4 Candidates and 359 delegates.

4. North West — With 2 Candidates and 558 delegates

5. North Central With 1 Candidate and 363 delegates.

6. North East — With 1 Candidate and 336 delegates.

Entire Northern Nigeria — With 4 Candidates and 1,257 delegates.

Entire Southern Nigeria — With 19 Candidates and 1,068 delegates.


Above data can help your predictions.
Politics / Re: 2023: Kwankwaso To Withdraw From The Presidential Race by mrrandomguy: 1:02am On May 31, 2022
Siwel25:
Yeye! Kwankwaso who believes he's more popular than Atiku in the North? I only see him forging an alliance with a Southerner for Nigeria's unity. Kwankwaso will ask why should it be Atiku if it's going to the North. He left PDP cos of Atiku in the first place.

I've seen it happen before and it will happen again - More Northerners will realise the danger in another Fulani Presidency and they are the ones most desperate to keep Nigeria as one. They will only ask for assurances of being carried along.

Mark this space - Atiku will be sacrificed!
Is Kwankwaso not Fulani? No matter how you look at it, he has Fulani DNA. When they want to be deceptive, they claim to be from an obscure minority tribe.
Besides, there is an understanding to give the precidency to the North-East and to also compensate Atiku after he was robbed in 2019. Most of those Northern elites in all the other parties are working towards this goal.

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