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Not all tho but most

IamtherealRita:
It's funny sha but I don't think what you wrote can be generalised on all women
My own opinion though

10. Problems can arise from always apologizing and not fighting for what you believe in, in a relationship. But at the same time when a woman argues with a man, it is not about the problem that started the argument for long. Somewhere along the line, she remembers everything bad you’ve ever done and it fuels her.

9. Chocolate is to women and it fixes every problem of women. Just bring a pack of chocolates for your woman if you think she might be in a bad mood. It will change everything. A great trick to understanding women better! 

8. Woman know how little men understand about them, but as far as they are concerned that is man’s shortcoming. Woman believe they are simple creatures and it’s most definitely man’s inability to listen and notice the hints that are to blame for their inability to understand.

7. The friendship between women is a truly mystifying thing. When they are on good terms you could be forgiven for thinking they are in an intimate relationship but when they are on bad terms don’t even mention the others name. And don’t try to keep track of who’s on good terms and who’s not, it changes too often.

6. This illustration hilariously shows why women cry and what the actual problem is. You will never get any idea of why she is crying because she does this at every little thing. When a guy has a problem he wants it fixed, and when a guy’s friend has a problem to help out he wants to fix that problem for his mate. When a woman has a problem, she doesn’t necessarily want it fixed, often because she doesn’t even know what’s upsetting her, primarily she wants to be comforted.

5. A woman will always remember if you ever do anything bad to her. Even if it was a joke and she found it personal, she will make you realize you once did a bad thing to her.  Whether she hides her hurt feelings or not you will eventually hear about it and pay for it. And the solution is, never ever hurt your woman.

4. Most of the young guys have no idea of how to find when a woman likes them. This list contains a number of signs that will help every man figure when a woman is in love with them. The list is hilarious but valid as well.

3. To men colors are simple there are three primary colors and if you mix them you get a secondary color and add pink in there because it is distinctly different from red. To women, however, every shade is distinctly different being clearly discernible from all other shades and having its own name.

2. Every man must be able to understand the secret meaning in a woman’s conversation. When she says “we need this”, she surely means she needs it at any cost. This photo has a number of dialogues women use and what they actually mean

Women have always been a subject of confusion for men. Whatever they, how much they love, care and pay attention to them- women still think men can never understand them. This might be true to a little extent because women’s mood keeps changing every second while men have spacious heart and don’t lose at little things. However, to show the funny side of how you can understand women better, we bring these 10 illustrations that hilariously cover the very subject. 

1. If you will ever talk about a woman’s weight, she will surely consider you a liar or an asshole. And there is a probability that she concludes think you are both. So never ask a woman her weight or discuss it when she is around. You will end up getting a punch right in your face.

mapet:
1. Yes, FTC is like a state, run by a minister (who is like a governor) and under the control of FG. You think they don't need a budget?
2. Education needs much more, I agree. But I am wondering why is the split between Education - N60b and UBEC - N109.06 billion? Technically speaking, does this not mean Education is actually N169b?

Thank u o, one mumu Nlander dey here they quote me rubbish. When they don't have anything to argue about they'll just come up with rubbish

You're the one arguing stupid argument, how can you say 40b is too big for a whole fct, or is it's because
fct is not a state of it's own, if they choose to make fct a state do you know how much budget they'll be having every other year? Again quoting the whole population for a budget meant for schools alone, go back to school Mr man, maybe u r still drunk.

IBBG:
Guy provoke. Is the budget not usually divided by the entire population? The budget is meant for 180 million nigerians, whether the entire population go to school or not is irrelevant. Your argument is still very shallow. No point engaging you. i rest my case here..

You're quoting 180m people that's the whole population in nigeria are going to school, that's why u r dividing the budget with the whole population huh? This shows u don't know what exactly you're arguing about, secondly, People living in the fct are not human beings? Don't they need infrastructure for rural areas, water, pay salaries of LCDAs workers etc or what are u even saying, Let's see how much states with less than 10m population budget will be, they'll be talking of hundreds of billions and you're saying abuja with 40b budget is too much for a city of not less than 5million inhabitants, I figured u don't know what you're saying you just want to find a way to fault this budget instead of u/us to be praying the budget should be implemented as seen on paper, make it just stop here before I provoke

IBBG:
divide 60 and 70 billion by 180 million people you will know that it is not adequate, meanwhile FCT with a population less than 10 million has a budget of 40 billion while a population of 180 million people have a budget of 60 billion for education and 70 billion for healthcare of which FCT is still a beneficiary, and you see nothing wrong with it. Na wa for people like you too in my country.

You think 60-70billion is too small for education and health respectively? these are huge amount of money that'll do alot if the people there use it for what it's meant for and not pocket it. You're saying (just) for such huge amount of money. na wa for these kind of people in my country

IBBG:
FCT alone 40 billion. and education a just 60 billion and health 71 billion. No wonder our health care and education is in shambles. What does the FCT produces to warrant 40 billion budget.

Oga how much per bag?

segzy14:

If I want to buy 10bags how much for a unit?

I have a room of 19.2m2 I'd like to know how much it would cost me to do a pop design for this size?

Are you a lawyer, if yes can you help me draft deed of Assignment for a land in ota, Ogun State?

You people should just allow your brothers rest and use the little they have start something here than conning them off their little money then dump them in a 9/9ft room in Dubai until their visa expires and eventually return home empty handed. With this i have said if any of u like fall victim for this scam. Your name will be sorry.

Op you have brothers and sisters and extended family give the job opportunity to them or better still your friends who are unemployed

Yeah, I will surely message soon

Larwin:
@MrRitchie. How u doing bro. Am yet to hear from u

Yes!!!

Abdulsamiuh:
Is it true that unilag withdrew her admission list?

Pls I need someone who can help me draft a deed of Assignment

How much for your 9" and 6" vibrated blocks?

How much can I get a borehole done for a private residence in iyana iyesi ota?

Define beautiful

apesinola001:
Beautiful girl like this

Latest report on the Chelsea FC striker Tammy Abraham who's currently on loan at Swansea City

The 20yo striker as denied a report circulating on the media that he has changed allegiance to represent Nigeria instead of England.


According to the report

Chelsea Tammy Abraham is ready to stick with England.

On-loan with Swansea City, Abraham also qualifies for Nigeria and was wanted by the Super Eagles.

However, The Times says Abraham, 20, has told senior FA chiefs that he is committed to England.

Abraham has won 13 caps for England Under-21s and is willing to wait for a senior call-up rather than joining Nigeria.

The striker is in line for an England call ahead of this month's friendlies against Brazil and Germany.

Abraham denied claims he was pushing for a Nigeria switch back in September.

"Contrary to reports in the media today I would like to clarify that I have not agreed to switch my national team allegiance," said Abraham.

"I can confirm I met the President of the NFF after our last game against Tottenham at Wembley on Saturday given he is a friend of my father.

"However, any suggestion that I have made a decision to change my international representation is incorrect and wide of the mark.

"I have informed The FA that I remain available for selection for England."


Read more http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/chelsea-striker-tammy-abraham-assures-england-chiefs-over-nigeria-attempts-4206006#DTicMMt860BEukJt.99

There's nothing like break up sex, fvvk if u wanna fvvk and get out of each other's life, he/she fit set u up self from there pour acid for ur head or even kill u

Just break up and get the fvvk outta each other's life

BTW
One thing must surely kill a man

Op I have a friend who impregnated his girlfriend of 18 years old two year ago, and then she just finished writing her jamb which she passed and trying to get admission into the University before the pregnancy broke out.

Abortion was never the option, the boy stood by her, ready to take total responsibility of the girl, the pregnancy and both of them after she's given birth

Down the lane, she gave birth and the baby is a year and few months old today

The girl in question wrote her jamb and post-utme again this year and she passed, all she's waiting for is just to get admission

So what am trying to say is, it's not the end of the world for her and keeping the pregnancy and eventually having a baby doesn't mean she can't go back to school at a later stage, it's all about mindset and determination, example is the above write up!

BTW
After giving birth the boy should be the one to take care of her education from start to finish, that should be his punishment

How much now for this design, 4×4 3×3 and 2×2?

emmadejust:
just simple and classic burglary design

Person wey e don better for already, abi which kind better u dey talk about again? u better stop swearing for yourself

ELTON123:
BUHARI e no go better for you oo