₦airaland Forum

Damn! What did I come back to?


All these bishes!!

rokiatu:
Chie wifey!! I missed you so much no joke. Wow seeing just made my day manhh. Why you leave me go like that?

Heeey!!! I was busy with pregnancy and birthed a beautiful Igbo boy. China is proud.
How are you? You are not showing your booty to these manbishes?

Roki.....

You don't miss me heffa?

MrCork:
...22hour a day on nairaland and u still lookin for man......madam don't u giv up?...ever?

This mumu.

MrCork:

Fat white chick leave you yet?

If you fall for his shit after warnings....you deserve everything bad or good comes your way.

Ejine:
Mate, I'm still waiting for that picture of yours oh. Since the only thing you're capable of doing is throwing elementary level yaks to help your low self esteem.

My baby niece can punch harder than that! Picture or not....I don't look like a tranny man bish!

Which country?

Laughing out loud as i walked off thread.

Like men are not hard to please

I weep for naija ooo

Zzzzzzzzz

Only niggas complain about romance and they are puzzled why girls are straying afar.

I agree. .back up man indeed!

wahabian:
I hate it when y'all mention green card and U.S like that's heaven,its really annoying.Mrs Chima couldn't even think of any other thing to say.I'm not sure you'd do any better than the poor girl ur painting black. What's wrong if someone would like to visit someother part of the world and she says it. If that's gonna come with the love so be it,she's not gonna die if she doesn't get to marry you or go to the U.S .Save me the bullshit !

what am I suppose to say I taya ooo

mcdreeezy:
You have a backup husband?

And you are?

True.

Nigerian men smells.

justplainpaul:
I don miss! Mrs chima was never good with words, always repeating words so I gave up.

fux u.

Marshalng:
lolx...u check dia booty 2..mehn dos pple r just 2 flat..as flat as flat

lol. My friend is Asian and she is always joking saying I need to loan her booty.

LaBellaMafiaZA:
Yes, yes to both questions. Anything else?

That was a statement TO NIGERIANS..not a question to you.

LaBellaMafiaZA:
Okay is all I get? I thought you said you surpassed everyone. Only thing you lot surpass is a bad hand job, hun. White women useless in bed since slavery Manly looking African slaves throwing it back to Massa since the 1700s, while the madam is left alone to wallow in sorrow.

Pfft.

I thought you didn't give a fux

I said I surpassed all On NL

You might want to reread that post and try reading without eating the spoiled beef.

HARTZIV:
all asian girls look like kids but many of them might be 35+
in my last year in school i had a asian girl in my class who was looking like 13
i was like this when i heard she is 2 years older than me (she was 21)

It's the petite size and boyish looks that makes them look younger. But wrinkles and age spots don't lie!

Flat booty and tits are the culprit!

Ikeking....I see you!

HARTZIV:
european men come to thailand to sleep with thai Women but i haven't seen any black sex tourists so far

Many of those Thail women are former men. They are there to exploit and marry.

There is a difference between a legal and custom marriage.

A love-vendor and his ho.

GoodFaith:
Ignorant comment

"Nigerian Men Come To America To Sleep With Black Women"
Nigerian men come to America for the opportunities
Education and Jobs

Very ignorant. Yes..African men are having sex in USA like any men in the world.

Who would fly globally for toto

GoodFaith:
Sorry Nigerian women are not different from American women
Nigerian women just do their stuff on the down low, thinking they can fool the world
There are very loose women all over the world

Thank you.

LaBellaMafiaZA:
No, the Chinese women are the most hyped.

And white women dont surpass anybody lol. Don't even get me started on white women. A white man that has been with a black woman sexually is able to tell the difference between black & white. I have met a lot of the pervy kind of white men myself & they think we feel much better than you all sexually. I find white men to be too frank to the point of being disgusting.

The other day I was walking to the store & a car that was parked on the side of the street kept hooting at me. A white guy was sitting inside & he called me over. In my mind I thought he needed directions etc, but when I came closer, I noticed that he had his pants unzipped exposing his penis.

Another time when I was still in college, the bus we took home left early, so me & my friend S decided to hitchhike. A white guy gave us a lift on his bakkie, so we had to sit with him at the front. He started with their usual pickup line, which is how much he loves black women bla bla bla. My friend S was the one sitting next to him, so he took her hand & placed it over the bulging penis. They do this all the time btw. When they are not winking at you behind their wives backs, they leave their wives at home hunting for black girls to flash at/fuc with.

Okay....

LaBellaMafiaZA:
Yes, he is my real daddy, thanks for asking.

I do not know the backgrounds of the South African girls that the Nigerians are speaking of, so I can't really speak for them. I am not going to deny the fact that there are some very loose women in my country, but there are ones who are brought up with morals as well. We still practise virginity testing in some parts of S.A, which advocates abstinence so not every single one of our girls is out whoring herself.

Aww..hope he is.

Nigerians do you hear this? So there are virgins amongst whoring bishes!