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Romance › Re: Beautiful And Pretty Face Vs Perfect Body Form. Your Pick. by MrsChima(f): 3:07pm On Mar 29, 2012
Arosa: The face also goes through "metamorphosis". Plus it's easier to do a face-lift than all body correction.

PS. there are websites that sell face masks for £ 5.50.
They also have body lifts as well. wink I will stick to the face. cheesy
Romance › Re: Can We Ever Reach An Agreement? by MrsChima(f): 4:18am On Mar 29, 2012
luckgames: Do you want to move to Nigeria
Can he support your stand of living in Nigeria?
People born in the same house still have differences
The issue here are both of you will to over come your differences
My AA woman bring my coffee in bed, make sure there is some food cook for me to eat
She don't cook Nigeria Food
We have two kids and very happy - like a true AA woman she can sometime have big mouth
Not just to me but to her older sisters that have kid close to her age
She is loving, caring and very supportive
She understood we the breadwinner have to support family
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Old White Women Picking Ya Upppppp.... by MrsChima(f): 4:15am On Mar 29, 2012
babsjnr: Lol cotton pickers chima can't live without welfare benefit like your peoples scum head black crackers. U better thank your slavery master to give your lazyazz people opportunity to live on welfare.
Yawns. Nigga, you are lamer than Reality101 and that's PATHETIC! lipsrsealed I can't live without welfare? Dumb arse, I signed a petition to REMOVE WELFARE from the system. When you are a taxpayer, you get tired of paying into a system where a bunch of hot and black sheet wearing refugees, snow ape chicks with half breeds, snotty nosed buckwheats, and diaper bomb and curry snake eating mofos reaping without putting anything into it. Oh! Your pending immigrant arse wouldn't know nothing about that. undecided

Seriously? huh

You live in Council Flats projects and sucked dicks/pussies for papers. You have been accepted to the Visa Lazy Ho Project! Congrats! wink

You better thank those "slave maters" for not lynching your dumb arse for dirtying up their Aryan nation with half breeds. cheesy

You think "blue eyed and bleach blonde Haley" will take the rope for your dumb arse? grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls On Nairaland So Bummy And Fugly? by MrsChima(f): 8:20pm On Mar 28, 2012
Chimezie198: Mrs chima is gon upload her pics very soon. She has a yori-yori belly.
Keep dreaming and you shall never be disappointed. kiss
Celebrities › Beyonce's Dancing Baby by MrsChima(op): 8:13pm On Mar 28, 2012
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=ikTxfIDYx6Q[/flash]


The baby takes after his mother! grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Who's Your nairaland Other Half? by MrsChima(f): 8:08pm On Mar 28, 2012
bennyraz: laughed at what? U can do beta than just laugh. But wen u r doing ur stunts don't poison d mind of our young girls against guys/men on NL
And how am I poisoning the minds of children on NL?
Romance › Re: Dilemma: IGBO Or Cameroonian Or Both Wedding Celebration? by MrsChima(f): 8:06pm On Mar 28, 2012
bennyraz: you sound like Dame patience JONATHAN. This ur Mr.chima sef, hin be like say na hin be wife na u be husband.
You are hell bent on Nayah and I being lesbians huh? grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Dilemma: IGBO Or Cameroonian Or Both Wedding Celebration? by MrsChima(f): 6:05pm On Mar 28, 2012
bennyraz: thats how it starts. Frm sista to lover. Hav bin taken note of ur posts even on oda threads. So guys shud berra watch dem front b4 takin a leap. Cuz aint no Mr.chima anywhere. Na part of ur gimmicks
LMAO grin grin grin grin Trust me when I say this, I am STRICTLY DICKLY. wink wink

Mr.Chima is my husband and lover. wink
Romance › Re: Beautiful And Pretty Face Vs Perfect Body Form. Your Pick. by MrsChima(f): 6:03pm On Mar 28, 2012
SAFO: Once rigor mortis sets in, the toto no go open again. Doesn't sound like a pleasurable experience grin
Necrophilics have found ways to "pleasure" themselves with corpses. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls On Nairaland So Bummy And Fugly? by MrsChima(f): 5:59pm On Mar 28, 2012
tellwisdom: [size=17pt]Nigerian gurls have big belly even when their not pregnant->Mshew chima, yammy legs-->Rokiatu, apply too much of pan cake--> sugardiva angry angry angry angry[/size]
You are trying too hard. wink wink
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls On Nairaland So Bummy And Fugly? by MrsChima(f): 5:57pm On Mar 28, 2012
Why am I still on this thread? grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Who's Your nairaland Other Half? by MrsChima(f): 5:54pm On Mar 28, 2012
bennyraz: mrs chima leave all this our young girls alone. Pls dont initiate them o
What did I do? huh huh huh

All I did was laughed. undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Dilemma: IGBO Or Cameroonian Or Both Wedding Celebration? by MrsChima(f): 5:51pm On Mar 28, 2012
bennyraz: why shud i be jealous over d two of u digging urselfs. Last time i checked, lesbianism is accepted on NL
I didn't know calling another woman a sista is lesbianism. I guess the yellow water is fucking up some of NL's minds. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Girls, Are You Convinced By A Guy's Tears? by MrsChima(f): 5:41pm On Mar 28, 2012
NRI PRIEST: Bros,that uncultured mami-water is like a plague which has crawled her diseased self into our brother pants and refuse to go!! Her agenda here is to come and corrupt the innocent minds of our women so that they will stop being submissive to us! Mrs chima is a disease that we need to get rid of asap!! That hag has no respect for her hubby nor our great culture!
Trust me when I say this, THE FEELING IS MUTUAL. wink Mr. Chima is NOT your brother either. Thank God! cheesy

And you are an uncultured nigga who been dumped by a gorilla looking Yoruba chick and infected you with HIV virus.

Keep spewing your slob online until you die in 2 weeks biatch.
Romance › Re: Hey Ladies, Check Out This Bra! by MrsChima(f): 5:33pm On Mar 28, 2012
I don't think Mr. Chima would like that since it isn't his hands.
Romance › Re: Who's Your nairaland Other Half? by MrsChima(f): 5:31pm On Mar 28, 2012
bekay911: +**gnawls n gnashes @ topic**
Why did I have a visual of you doing that? grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Beautiful And Pretty Face Vs Perfect Body Form. Your Pick. by MrsChima(f): 5:30pm On Mar 28, 2012
I will pick the face because I know bodies go through metamorphosis and never remain the same. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Beautiful And Pretty Face Vs Perfect Body Form. Your Pick. by MrsChima(f): 5:29pm On Mar 28, 2012
SAFO: Body structure. You can always paper bag her face.
You might as well smash a dead corpse. undecided
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls On Nairaland So Bummy And Fugly? by MrsChima(f): 5:27pm On Mar 28, 2012
(running off the thread)
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Broaden Your Horizons! Celebrating Nigerian Women And Foreign Men by MrsChima(f): 5:17pm On Mar 28, 2012
onila: smiley
LMAO@the basketball cake. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Broaden Your Horizons! Celebrating Nigerian Women And Foreign Men by MrsChima(f): 5:16pm On Mar 28, 2012
onila: Representing in His Ghanaian outfit smiley
Nice! kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls On Nairaland So Bummy And Fugly? by MrsChima(f): 5:13pm On Mar 28, 2012
(choking on popcorn kernel) (laughing at jerry curl statement)
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls On Nairaland So Bummy And Fugly? by MrsChima(f): 5:10pm On Mar 28, 2012
(sprinkling garlic powder and hot sauce over popcorn bowl) (adding ice to my lemon sparkler)
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls On Nairaland So Bummy And Fugly? by MrsChima(f): 5:08pm On Mar 28, 2012
bittyend: Nas said it best: "Ignorant people are afraid of things they don't understand". cool
Romance › Re: Dilemma: IGBO Or Cameroonian Or Both Wedding Celebration? by MrsChima(f): 5:01pm On Mar 28, 2012
bennyraz: Dis one wey Nayah dey enter Mrs.chima and Mrs.chima dey enter Nayah like dis, sumtin dey o! Guys watch out
jealous? tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Dilemma: IGBO Or Cameroonian Or Both Wedding Celebration? by MrsChima(f): 4:27pm On Mar 28, 2012
Nayah: My Chima this is not me but my friend need to ask her
If your friend answer yes to most of the question, she is being primed. Tell her make sure she is happy and that's all that matters. wink
Romance › Re: Dilemma: IGBO Or Cameroonian Or Both Wedding Celebration? by MrsChima(f): 4:26pm On Mar 28, 2012
MsDarkSkin: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cry cry cry grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
chima...you know damn well... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin OMG!!!
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What Sis? You don't like the Stanky legg? grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Old White Women Picking Ya Upppppp.... by MrsChima(f): 4:21pm On Mar 28, 2012
danielyoung55: @mrs china for your mind now you sabi answer question abi, why vexin for naija guys when your guy nah naija guy and you fit born boy also its like licking your vommit free us now!! task mistress.
Salty truth hurts huh? grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Girls, Are You Convinced By A Guy's Tears? by MrsChima(f): 4:20pm On Mar 28, 2012
tellwisdom: Hws that possible missy?? Ur duty it to lick my and suckk my d!!ck and be cool with it wink wink
My duty is to set your arse on fire, if you come ANYWHERE near me with that piece of shit you called YOUR body. wink

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