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Your wife pissing on the bed Chimzie?

LMAO@Nigerian men not liking fun or crazy girls.


Nigerian men don suffer!!!

LMAO@women are still trying to trap men with pregnancies!

That's why you have SO MANY SINGLE MOTHERS because many of those single mothers tricked pregnancies to trap a man and NOW THEY ARE PAYING for their DUMB mistakes.

(reading the comments)

It is interesting more non-African celebrities are mentioned than African celebrities. Interesting.

REALITY101: Ok pussy follower what else you got to say? Cuz youre sounding like a fuckeed up record already

At least he is GETTING KITTY.

REALITY101: The more you try sounding funny the lamer n boring you sound.

Attempting to be funny is MORE YOUR thing. You wouldn't be bored if you obtain a job. As for the lame part.....that's just your make up.


Still LMAO@Tisa's Mr. Rat photo.

White men rocks and dominates!

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]LMAO @ "have an affair with her boyfriend" [/color][/quote]You just laughed? I climbed the Statue of Liberty and laughed out loud in German!

TisaBone: you mean this type of sewer rat?

YUP! You are a Black sister from America!


Ooohweeeee! I was in tears! I know Rapheal, Dontello, and Michealangelo are looking for their "pappy".

Reality, when you come from visiting your Nigerian wife and children, please return to your Oyinbo American wife and children. That's bleeped up your mutant turtles, I mean children have to take turn sharing their "pappy",

TisaBone: Sowwwwyyy. Stay tuned for my first erotic story in the sexuality section.







HAHAHAHHA. Honeychild, you are a riot! I was trying to make a point. You're just mad because I got you HOT. Not that I expect you to ever admit that.

This world makes me sick sometimes. There are legions of beautiful women out there who can't accept themselves in all of their glorious loveliness because of sickos out here who would rather see a woman's pelvic bones protruding.

Your apology was on a different level? An apology is an apology, you are just reneging on it, because it suits your purposes. That says alot about the kind of person you are. I feel sorry for the skinny broads you claim you love so much, because I would bet my bottom dollar that you still treat the like garbage. You treat ALL women like flotsam because you and your ilk can't stand to for a woman to be comfortable in her own skin. In order for you to feel like a man, you whittle away at her self esteem, bringing her down to a level below your own. By mistreating any unfortunate woman who crosses paths with you, telling her that she is nothing, or that somehow she needs to change, what you are doing is creating a deficiency inside her soul. If you make her feel as though she is nothing, she looks to you as her salvation to feel whole again. You have effectively made her feel as though she is somehow flawed, and that only you can make it alright. A person who does not feel good about themselves is much easier to control than a person with an abundance of self confidence.

I'm one hundred percent sure you have no problem keeping a woman "in line" using physical force. Me personally, I have enough sense to stay away from a man like you. I wouldn't give a man like you the time of day, because if I did, you're the type of man I'd have to end up hurting. Just remember something: one day you WILL meet your match, and she will give you a taste of your own medicine. She'll make you feel lower than you have ever felt before. OR she has already come along. You're a bitter, pitiful excuse for a man who just can't seem to let GO, so instead you'll mistreat another human being. I know your game and what you're about Reality. I can smell men like you from a mile away.

SMH. You need to get it together.


As an aside, here is a picture of my beautiful sister. IMO, she sh----ts on tons of women, big and small alike.

Tisa, your sister is very pretty. Watch out for SAFO, he is a player.

Reality, sewer rat looking arse wish he had someone that looks as good as your sister. Trust.

REALITY101: Damn btch is so slow. Student visa, scam club, money order husband blah blah blah. Lmao @ Mrs. Chima paying tax on NL. . You wish. Fatty momma responding to you will always be a waste of time but since i have got some minutes to waste, its all good. Your come backs are always yawning worth. Sorry Fat lazy green card wife of some hard working Igbo dude, American and British passport came to me i didnt hustle for em like Mr. Chima did. Hey i wonder how many time they scammed your lazy fat arse online before you finally hook up with Chima cuz u seems to know a lot bout the sham marriage and the damn money order crap. I swear on my Benz engine that you ain't got a life. Dont worry skunk as soon as Chima gets his green card u gonna get a new handle to cry out on on NL. If you dont mind, i have a welfare check to cash lmao

LMAO@me married a man from Mailorderhusband.com and WITHOUT PAPERS! Thank God NOT ALL American women are desperate and lonely like your Visa sponsor. You took what you can get huh? I understand. You were down to your last bowl of rice and Malaria kicked in.

Wait! I thought you said I was an old man pretending to be a married woman? Which one is it dumb arse? Pick one and stick to it, Forest Gump.

Awww. you feel better? Did it make you less lame, dumb, broke, of a scammer, and sewer rat-ish? Did that Great White Shamu, you impregnated get any smaller? Deduct child support arrears?

Student Visa comment made you create an honor thread huh? Embassy took one look at your student records and said WTF and threw it back at you.

I kind feel bad for you........NOT!

REALITY101: Lool i love it when you say the oposit. Bottom line here is, you know youre fat, jobless, green card access, crying right now. if your aint fatass ugly welfare dependent skunk why get
ting all sensitive like a slim chicks clit when yours is fat. dont worry big momma cuz i already know what your next line gonna be. Lool

That's a damn shame! Lame and dumb as hell. Skinny clit? WTF.
Any[b] REAL[/b] doctors and nurses on nairaland?
Isn't all clits sensitive?

LMAO@immigrant by scam/sham with a green card baby on welfare calling me, a welfare dependent.

Just like your 600 lb Anna Nicole Smith looking Visa sponsor baby momma! Pay your child support BROKE SEWER RAT!
We taxpayers will thank you.

Did you meet Anna Nicole Smith through Yahoo Scam Club or Mailorderhusbands.com? I know for a fact YOU DIDN'T "entered" America on a STUDENT VISA!

Take your time responding Buckwheat, I know you have to buy recharge cards.

What is creamy?

REALITY101: Here come the fat house wife of nairaland. How was the doctors visit? Pheww dont bother taking them medications cuz the fatassness in your lazy arse body has taken the baby's position in you womb.

Now dummbitch answer this question. How on earth will a fat
bitches hater date a fatass ugly puta like you? I am Reality101 and Mr. Chima and I need no green card

[size=44pt]Somebody is CRYING![/size]
Awww. Sewer rat comment pains you huh?

Damn, your baby momma is FAT AND UGLY! You were desperate huh?

LMAO@Black American women are the only GROUP with fat women weighing over 145 lbs.


That was hilarious coming from a sewer rat with a child from 600 lb Anna NIcole Smith.

skydeep: men are just fastidious and voracious

I agree! All men are that way!

Princek12: Good for the Nigerian girls who find love in the arms of foreign men. I have no problem with it as long as the girls are marrying for love and finding happiness in the marriage. What I have to say, however, is that I am yet to meet a happy Nigerian girl who married a foreign man. I have witnessed several divorces here in the US involving Nigerian women and foreign men. The women usually say that they missed having that Nigerian man who thoroughly understands her culture and with whom she can find solace. They all regret it.

There are plenty of NIgerian girls that are married to foreign men, have boatload of children with, and celebrated more than 10+ years of Anniversaries in the States and other countries outside of Nigeria.

Compatibility has nothing to do with cultures/traditions, it has a lot to do with BEING EQUALLY YOKED mentally, spiritually, emotionally, psychologically, and verbally. If culture/tradition was the glue that keep people together then WHY ARE THERE SO MANY UNHAPPY people in same culture/tradition unions?

Handful of unhappy Nigerians doesn't represent Nigerians as a whole.

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Smh![/color][/quote]I just visualized you shaking your head too!



OP

What is wrong with her speaking her native tongue? Maybe she was only speaking English for YOU. Have you ever thought of that? I guess not!

A woman doesn't have control over a man and a man doesn't have control over a woman.

If a grown man has the ability to know that he wants/desires the woman then he should accept responsibility for indulging/acting out his wants/desires. How can a woman be responsible for a man's wants/desires? It is abnormal and irrational thinking.

There is no such thing as "indirect" support in anything. It is like a woman saying she is kind of pregnant.

tellwisdom: Worst advise was, when a friend asked me to watch mshew chima walking. Damn , I regretted ever watching her big gorodom yansh # Tooo big and still regretting

Stop lying blackface. You know damn well, you were slobbering and panting like a Hot dog!

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Can we have a fling? i swear, i wont fall for you. [/color][/quote]
Did you get the "shit and milk" message?

ayosmiles: This is a response to the thread about reformed sluts. [size=22pt]Most men sleep around these days and still expect to marry virgins.[/size] Ladies, can you marry a guy that has slept with many women in the past

I have been saying that shit for years. I don't know why people ask for shit they are not willing to be themselves.

I don't need to know how many women my man slept with, I am more concern with his HIV and STD status.

Daresh: [b][/b] For me it's "stay with him, what makes you think the next one will be any better". Like seriously !

That's a dumb advice. Only a insecure person will believe they can't get any better than the shit they are given.

No. I think people need to be honest about what they want in life and intent to hurt others without reason is immature.

If you want a fling or a booty call just say so. You will be surprise how many people have the same mind frame as you and it reduces all bullshit and unnecessaries.

Give the person the option to either be with you or walk away.

bennyraz: by acting funny. Extend my greetings to E Mr-chima

Being or "acting" funny poisons the mind of NL's children? Wow!


Extend your mouth to my e-NUTS.

moHot: ISNT THIS LOVE

I thought that Nigerian men do not marry old, ugly, and fat women?

Why do I see African women with nice and HEALTHY looking non-Black men?

African men are getting desperate huh?

bleedingheart: I am very confused, the woman i love, cherished and adore so much is not ready for us to get married. we already had 2 kids, a boy and a girl. Each time i bring up the topic it always result in fighting... I have done everything expected of a man to have a good home by providing and giving her whatever she wants yet she does not want me as her husband... her family loves me so much and they are confused why she is acting in this manner ....What do I do since we already had 2 kids? Should i let go of her or give her some breathing space? Pls help me out....

She is NOT into you.

Just because you have kids out of wedlock doesn't mean that the partner wants to marry. Marriage isn't for everyone and safe sex is STILL applicable in 2012.

TisaBone: i don't envy any woman. there may be women out there prettier than me, or skinnier than me, but that doesn't matter. I am highly intelligent, and can hold a man's interest in and OUT of the bedroom. More importantly,I am beautiful where it matters the most and that is on the inside. when women realize this, their self esteem will go up, and they will stop looking at the next woman, and stop making comparisons between them and herself.

Also, women need to realize that it is men who set the standards for beauty. we are nipping and tucking and pinching, and pulling ourselves every which way to please them. Which is not all THAT bad, after all, we as women want to be found attractive by the opposite sex. But when we race to try to meet this ideal, at the expense of our health and happiness, I'd rather tell a man to kiss my a---ss, and accept me for me, b/c i am not going to kill myself trying to satisfy him. If you want a perfect woman, get you one of those lifelike dolls with all three holes and stick it to HER.

Well!!

Coldfeet: Both white and black envy each other abeg! None is better than the other! Infact I think black girls even envy more! All a white girl would want to have from the black girl is her curves! Surgery can now do that for them! But a black girl wants virtually everything the white girl got! Their hair! Skin colour! Pointed nose! And even their accent! Look around how many lace wig and brazilian hair can you count? Bleaching nko? Most black girls burn themselves all in the bid to whiten up! Every cream in the market is for skin lightning! White girls are born believing they are princesses whilst black girls are told their place is in the kitchen (like a slave) So which race is now most likely to envy the other? I don't know how you came about this your theory of white girls envying black girls o!

It may be true for some black girls, but you have failed to insert that White girls too wears dead people hair, TAN[/b]S their skin, [b]INJECT animal fat in their lips, forehead, cheek, chin, and under their eyes, butt and breast enhancement, and countless NOSE JOBS.

Sounds painful and disfiguring to be a "princess" huh?

Only a person with LOW self ESTEEM, inability to love SELF, and EMBRACE who they are ORIGINALLY will be ENVY to look like NOT THEMSELVES.

Self confidence isn't for everyone.