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Nayah: Hey Mrs sister how are you? so all "Alpha" males are hunters ? hummm don't you think you're harsh?

Well, I wouldn't be me if I wasn't me. I am good and I am sure you are good as well.

jay bee: There you have it. The perfect definition of a Nigerian broda encompassed in one sentence above. We be [b]hunters [/b]always going for a kill with the least delay possible. Nothing do us

All alpha males are hunterS.....TRY AGAIN.

jellyface: Hi guys, what wud be your reaction if you saw funny messages your girl sent to her sister's husband while dating you and she eventually confessed havin intimacy with him. A man you have respected so much will sit and watch you wed his sexx machine den hugg n congratulate you just in a few weeks to come. Wat wud you do?

Technically, she slept with her man's relative and not an in-law because they haven't proceed with the acts of marriage.

lefulefu: the oyibo guy wowor

He looks better than YOU.

2buff: Muhahaha oh my. This b[i]i[/i]tch hurting bad.

Sorry you got dumped by the stank-arse black man.

SAFO: Living Life to its fullest each & every day.

As for ashy ho, this is the 1st time I even paid attention to "its" post.

The thread was screaming 4 attention.

You gon quit stealing my words! I coined ASHY HO FIRST!



Sandy Ho

Here is a tip...some Black Americans say FONKY in a sense implies to odor but STANK usually refers to attitude or a diss. For an example, You stank ho. (a diss) Damn, she is fonky as hell. (odor)

If you need a tutor let me know, first session is on the house.

SAFO: Damn that's a gut shot.

How you been Mrs Chima

I good suga and you?

SAFO: OK let's dissect this post for a min.



First off who talks like that in the US ? Nobody that I know of. Sounds rather fishy to me.

Secondly, who the hell is named sandy jo in this day & age?



Having a shower or taking a shower? Sounds more "American" to say taking a shower.



Dead rats are not that common in America, maybe a dead mouse or dead raccoons or dead possums. Hell, even dead Armadillos are more common in the states.



Again with this having a shower nonsense.



Just pisspoor grammar all around, either you're a bush Nigerian or a semi illiterate inbred living in podunk Wisconsin. I'll take the former for 500 please.



I would just assume that an oyinbo would say stinks instead of stanks.

So from my deduction, I would say you're most likely a jobless Nigerian male, around 18 to 25 without anything better to do than to stir up some petty controversy.

Get a life kid.

I have been told you all that Sandy Ho is fake than a two dollars bill. It is funny that some of you all just CAUGHT on.

If people are going to "pretend" to be Black American or even throw out speculation pertaining to Black Americans, they first need to DO IT RIGHT or STFU.

Simple.


What the Bleep is stanks and having a shower?

It is pathetic of those who claims to know the mannerisms and verbiage of Black Americans to FAILED completely ANYTHING pertaining Black Americans.

Folks who never travel outside of their homeland can only get their source from blog sites and CNN. Also, it wasn't surprising to see a dumb arse, crippled, window licking, and helmet wearing nigga from Texas to assumed that Sandy Ho is Black American.

lefulefu: you mean her houseboy husband?

Awwwwwwwww.......jealous manbitch.

Amu was just being his normal and ignorant self. It was a joy to watch him unfold like a bleeding diaper.

The greatest provoking comment of all times is telling Black men that are considered the bottom of the totem pole.

Amu shot his own foot when he admit to sleeping with "slaves" outside of America.

Too ugly for the Oyinbo and Asian chicks?

TisaBone: you old fart.....leave Chima alone!!!

Trust me sista, the dog's puppy can swing better blows than that crippled rat.

You know how manbitches get during their cycle.

REALITY101: Lmao don't rejoice, i don't mean it that way.

If ur bleeped up shitting words gets into me do u think i will still hit your nerves like I always do? Nope duh! I even know your next shitting lame comeback before you spew em. Smh

Pappy rat, how is your Nigerian wife and children? Oh! They get your attention on Christmas. My bad! It is expensive rotating wives and children huh?

Easter baskets are hard to ship huh?

REALITY101: Yawnnn. . Fat friend if theres a second life, i wanna belong my family for the second time, why? Because we run things and things don't run us-go figure. I wake up every morning n i thank God I'm a young boss. Your welfare living ass should showing some respect instead. Uncle Sam knows my name not for sucking off tax payers money on food stamp like you n your fam rather for employing smart hardworking skinny fellas n still pay in the accurate %.

And fat friend i also run anti fat ugly lazy arss organization against paper marriage "sham" and poor arsses who dont wanna getting things on their own without the help of their paper sham marriage husband(s)

And quit acting like im scared of hearing your empty shits, pheww i just love turning your fatass around because i know that i aint far from saying the truth and it hurts u to the bone no matter how much u try to cover em up with smileys and off point weak repeat comebacks.

Enjoy your easter my fat ugly lazy arse friend more Ibs on the way

Your email convention helped you with that? You might want to recruit better members. Just saying.

Make sure your Visa Sponsor and baby momma know that you are on Nairaland talking about her and airing her business online. I know it is embarrassing for her to be tied down by a jobless Nigerian male with a crippling disability. She is too kind.

Oh wait! She might deport you. You have worked too hard for that green card huh?

TisaBone: ROFL!!!!! You are too much, quit messin with Master Splinter Chima!

I run an organization on Nairaland, Manbitch Removal Association. It is my duty to weed out the weak biatches with snake between their legs.

Reality/Gayality is one of them unfortunately.

REALITY101: Pathetic, my convo with that crazy girl is aiight. Atleast she got sense of humor. Get of off your fat sad life

You can learn a thing or two about humor, you DRIED ARSE CRIPPLED UNEMPLOYED RAT.

REALITY101: Fat friend you are right, we are not match ewwwwwww.

I am glad you admit that. What a dumb arse.

tellwisdom: No one will even try buy you Brazilian hair, cos it aint gon fit your toto head . #Offense not intended

Why would I wear a dead person's hair on MY HEAD? I do not have receding hairline like you, so therefore I don't need dead people's hair.

There are non-White women who doesn't have issues GROWING and USING their own hair. Even White chicks wear dead people's hair.

Just make sure you run your fingers through SLOWLY!

It is pathetic when a "man" is called a biatch or told to stop acting/crying like biatch more than a female.


Pappy rat, you are NO MATCH FOR ME.

TisaBone: that's not suprising...afterall dogs do eat just about anything.

Help! Somebody call 911!!!!

MRbrownJAY: i dont blame these hungry babes wanting to live above their means, i dont even blame these broke a[b]s[/b]s babes for wanting to rock BB Porsche or Brazilian hair, and i sure wouldnt blame a poor gal asking her bf to pay her school fees etc........ I blame the desperate DONKEYS who are quick to pay for all this BS instead of telling these deluded gals to GET A DAMN JOB!!!!

I was ready to fight! I agree bro.

eghost247: ^^^^^ SMH

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Hey Mrs C.

This is not Love. . . We all know the motives are not pure, so where is the love? This ends in betrayal.[/color][/quote]Why must you be negative on this thread. We have to take in consideration that the guy could possibly love Granny.

I didn't say what kind of love, but there is definitely a love there. (blank stare)

This is some bullshit.

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Dem cook swear give all these boys chop? What's with marrying women their granny's age? [/color][/quote]Hey suga.

We need to accept love comes in all shapes, sizes, color, and AGES.

They looks in love.

LMAO@men not liking women with make up and weaves.


Uhmm. Why don't people keep it real? Beyonce is known for wearing DEAD PEOPLE'S hair and caked on make up...ALMOST every man on this SITE dreamed of being with Beyonce BUT YET preached about loving a natural looking woman?


Pretentious mofos.

Yes. It is love.

Where do you all get these wedding pictures from?