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born2fuck: madam! Why da jealous? What for

Dumb arse, why would I be jealous when I am HOPING YOU GET LAID?

Drlove1989: I have written some articles on the best ways to win a woman's heart in my blog and believe me, she will love you till the point that you will be seeking for help on reducing her love for you. Women are so easy to get any time any day. Just be NICE TO HER. These are five simple ways to win a lady's heart:
cook for her; most ladies love to cook but they love it more when a guy cooks for them.
Sheld tears for her; a woman is very emotional and if you can drop out a tip of tears, she will be dying for you. Try it out.
Kneel down when you beg her; if you can lower your pride and kneel down whenever you are begging, she will be yours, especially in public places and she will run to her nearest friend to gist her, 'can you imagine, he knelt for me at the resturrant'
Just tell her she is beautiful always: Even though she is not just tell her she is. Ladies will always go to guys that knows how to make them feel beautiful.
Lie to her; ladies love lies. They hate truth. Tell her you were hospitalized bcus of her, you almost lost your life becuase of her, that you couldn't eat when she was sick, (may be you never did all these or you did, it doesn't matter, she will be yours for life if you can follow these simple steps)

What kind of women are you dealing with?

First of all, you can only speak for yourself and EACH MAN on this planet Earth have different needs and wants. What works for you may not work for the next person. You have to customize your life base on YOUR agility and endurance.

You sound like a begging and whining Negro with that bullshit you have written. One thing you MUST NEVER DO is be dishonest. Honesty may hurt sometimes, but it is necessary. Some people may not tolerate the salt, but make sure it is relevant.

Why would you want to be with someone that you don't feel attracted to or aren't beautiful to YOU?

You don't have to kneel to her and she doesn't have to kneel to you. It goes both ways.

I am sorry your advice is delusional and unrealistic.

born2fuck: When trouble come your wau;naija babe run way

When money comes your here, naija girls come busy body for your house

When money runs away,naija babes disspeared

When yawagas say you rob or fraud;naija girls go denied dem know you again

I suggest you get some new Naija chicks.

Never let him pull out before he comes.

born2fuck: Most of nairaland girls are pangonlo(empty-can) but I still wish to Bleep roki, either she is marry or not, that is not my business,a man who have rokiatu and refuses to tie her down, if she end up on my bed,I don't think it is abomination as long as my koko enter kokolet

I sure hope you get laid whether it is with Rokiatu or not. Gotdamn!

Ashyhoes on strike still?!!!

CyberG: Dear Agatha,

Thank you very much for your advice to people like us. I have a very big problem and I don’t know how to get out of it. I got married last year. Since then whenever I want to have sex with my husband, I don’t get aroused and sometimes I don’t feel like having sex. What do I do or my husband to for me to get aroused or feel sexy. Again when is the best time to get pregnant?

Funmi

Source: http://odili.net/news/source/2010/feb/27/400.html

This peaked my interest. . .how is this possible for recently married folks?

She needs to see a medical doctor because there are some vaginal diseases treatable and tolerable. Treatable diseases are more likely to go away with proper medication and care. Tolerable diseases are managed, but doesn't go away even with proper medication and care.

Men must understand that in order for a woman to properly enjoy sex, she needs to be aroused and lubricated. Some women aren't able to self lubricate meaning her lubricative glands aren't functioning as it should. KY jelly is one form of lubricative agent used for vaginal and anal sex.

If your woman isn't lubricated more likely she isn't aroused. If you are into pleasing your woman then you must take time to know what pleases your woman sexually even if she isn't vocal about her desires. Arousal and Lubrication deficiency is very common in women's sexual life.

Some of you have been and are with women suffering from these issues and didn't KNOW IT.

MsDarkSkin:



he ran away in shame..
that's how you deal with a cyber bully.
Hold up a mirror and expose them for the low lives they are.

btw sis, your son (dsense) done gone gangsta on us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr5Xo8_Dqp0

Can a sista get some subtitles, translator, or a new accent?

[size=14pt]Girl! That was some funny shit! You know what.......that is DSENSE! [/size]

He tried to call me a ho and a biatch on Skype......It sounded like he said "oh" and "beesh".

Last time I spoke to Dsense, he was whistling and cleaning. He said he had some meatpie in the oven. He sounded happy.

DailyNews: @Mrs. Chima, ok...I get it better now, thanks. Hardworking, unfaithful in marriage, love owning cute cars, houses, firms, etc. love their women to be loyal and submissive to them irrespective of who is the breadwinner. they love money, having too much money, maybe to acquire more things in life, viz. houses, cars, pretty women, companies nd investments. they love being on top. they are good in spending on their women or girlfriends. they like talking women down despite the fact that they like women. BRB....

LMAO@the emboldened. Uh oh! Here comes Killz!

MsDarkSkin: Mrs.Chima yes. it's true. we're lesbos

MBJ one smooth brother!! Definitely not like the rest!!

Used to be crushing hard on 2buff but he cheated on me

I got the strap on sanitized boo.



@Topic

No one. Wait! Seun did get a piece of my mechanical heart, but he tried to sell me to Boko Haram!

odumchi: Demands upon demands ! I think I was pretty generous in my depiction Loool!

Na dis be the Mama Chima where I fear? She no fit do anything. Abeg cancel the vigil

LMAO@pretty generous. Negro, you gave me a crooked dick and a swollen pussy!!!

It is always quiet before the storm. Enjoy while it lasts.

MsDarkSkin: LOL!!

May you shit on yourself at work!

[quote author=c.fours]hahhaha love this thread!!
odumchi you really get time for your hand oh. well done

but why are majority of your caricatures limited to tribalism section?
also, ileke and natasha's are cool.but kobojunkie and ms chima's seem rather sexist to me. both are about how they "scare men"

to make up for it,you must draw very compromising caricatures of 190, Mr Cork and MrBrownJay --our resident woman wrappers . I just hope you know these posters. if not, you have a few days to research their profiles.

do not disappoint me, my dear odumchi [/quote]Awww. Jealous are we?

MsDarkSkin: LOL @ ppl used to 'bash Nigerian man' threads,
so much so that when one is made to praise/understand them (Naija men) all the posters can ask is "what is this? what does it mean?"

@topic, i don't know too many Nigerian men.
the ones I know are Americanized So they are practically
Yankees. Idk about those straight from Nigeria. From what
I see from being on this site alone, a lot of them can
be more feistier than the women!

Sis, you can say some of them act like cramping biatches.

Nayah is a foreigner so when a foreigner creates a thread indicating curiosity concerning Nigerian men or women, some of them becomes defensive (typical) and combative.

The fact that I am always saying Nigerian men aren't any different than any other nationalities of men doesn't help either.

DailyNews: @Nayah, what exactly do u want to know about Nigerian guys or men to say? Be liberal a bit in explaining what u want to know...that would make more people to respond constructively. Thanks

It was self explanatory when she stated what is the different between NIgerian men and other African men.

MsDarkSkin:
thehunted must be Amefi's long lost brother.

You ARE ALL in my mind!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Where you been?
https://www.nairaland.com/913382/friendly-caricatures-nairalanders/3#10591580 [/color][/quote]I have been around and I saw your link.

May your foreskin slap you ooo.

odumchi: Next one na Mrs Chima aka the original iron lady. o'boy, if you see the way she dey destroy men for romance section you no go near am again. Me sef, I no wan die for am hand. lmaoo

Negative feedback:

Left arm is bigger than my right arm
One heel is bigger than the other heel
My toes is hanging out one of the heel
The heel is too low and it should be at least six inches high and in red.
My chest is too flat, add at least a double DD cup
Make the hair curlier and longer
Is that a mole on my cheek or your eraser broke?
Do I have a dick or a pussy because one side of my crotch is flat and the other side is puffy
Make the nails longer and Spice Copper colored
add a skirt and cropped tee
Add single bangles on the wrist and silver hoops for the earlobes
Add more tooch to my booty
Make my manbitches shorter, fatter, uglier, and crippled.
Add Gucci sunglasses on the face with lipgloss on my lips

Positive feedback:

A for effort.

Why are men constantly looking for submissive wives if they aren't willing to be the husband deserving of submissive women?

What is the REAL truth about Nigerians?

78.

Why are Nigerian boys are obsessed with already made women?

Seriously?

Sounds like a bunch of bored, schizophrenic, and hungry mofos if you ask me.

Nayah

Aren't Cameroonian men hardworking, unpredictable, love to spoil on their women, funny, and fun?

kaffy2002: After my marriage my husband have been disturbing to change my phone number, and is not possible for me to change it because have been using the sim for the past 6years i also use it for my business, My marriage is about to distory because of phone number. pls help out. What shuld i do.

If your husband isn't wiling to change his number then you shouldn't have to change your number. Partners shouldn't ask of their partners of what they aren't willing to do themselves.

Common sense.

If your husband has trust issues then there is nothing you can do about it unless of course you decide to part way. However, you can change your number and he will find another reason to act a damn fool. It is not the phone that cause static in your relationship, it is his insecurity or fear that is the culprit.

White.

jay bee: Mrs Chima <<<<<====== Men hater

Man hate these nuts.